The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game

The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game, or more commonly known as UTCG, is a highly serious and completely legitimate collectible card game in which Uncyclopedia users are re-imagined as creatures with wildly exaggerated completely reasonable abilities that may or may not reflect reality. Any resemblance to the popular basement dweller game, Magic: The Gathering, is purely unintentional.

UTCG rules ...wait, there's rules on Uncyclopedia? fuuuck...

UTCG follows most of the rules of Magic: The Gathering, except when it doesn’t, which just happens to be always. All cards are considered legendary unless otherwise noted as not, because everyone involved insists they are that important.

Cards may reference:

• Editing
• Admin powers
• Vandalism
• The Website
• Ancient gods
• Things that were probably really stupid in hindsight

If a rule interaction causes an argument, the active admin automatically wins unless a user's card specifically prevents this (This is in the case of an Uber-Vandal, Vandal on Wheels, or Suspicious Eyepee). In the case that there are two or more active admins at the same time (this is a hypothetical due to this being impossible), the admins will then simply engage in a huffing duel to decide the victor.

UTCG cards

Arranged by, probably, the power score/rating/reality.

• 

  Chronarion
  "the Creator"
• 

  Alula
  "Huffer of Souls"
• 

  DaniPine3
  "the Needled One"
• 

  RealDonaldTrump
  "Arbitr of Code"
• 

  Turb0
  "Guardian of the Fens"
• 

  Fish on Skates
  uhhh
• 

  4.252.99.182
  "the Entity"
• 

  MK
  "the Illusive"
• 

  Nintendorulez
  "Bensonite"

UTCG card types

Creature/Land/Sorcery

All users are represented are (usually) of the following sub-types:

• Editorius
• Administratus
• Photoshoppus
• Vandalian
• None - Because the creator forgot to give them one)

NOTE: Non‑legendary users are always ignored in favor of legendary users.

Artifacts

Artifacts can, and sometimes represent:

• Userpages
• CSS or HTML
• Templates
• Uncyclopedia itself
• Bad ideas that sometimes work

Artifacts may be sacrificed at any time for “value”, or "street cred", both of which amount to a maximum of $0.00 when pooled together

Factions

There are no official factions, but cards tend to fall into the following categories thanks to their creator being a lazy fuck:

• Admins - Prevent things from happening
• Editors - Change things that didn’t need changing
• Creators - Cause long‑term consequences and then leave
• Unknown Users (aka the Eyepees) - Exist... ominously
• Cultists (in most cases, Bensonites) - Worship entities formed from the collective lack of humor on Uncyclopedia

Notable card details

4.252.99.182, "the Entity"

An unknown user of immense and highly unsettling potential power. Never logged in. Never will. Original leader of the Eye-pee faction.

Alula, "Huffer of Souls"

Administrator. Stops vandalism, spam, and fun.

Chronarion, "the Creator"

Founder of The Website. Created everything. Left. Still triggers abilities. (Supposedly).

DaniPine3, "the Needled One"

A helpful pine tree, elevated to a near-deity status. Nobody questions this, except for the foolish few that manage to unleash his fury.

Fish on Skates, uhhh i forgot this one

A fish trapped in a fishbowl on top of a skateboard. Does... stuff. Somehow.

MK, "the Illusive"

Creates many things utilizing an evil software program. Few are permanent. None are explained.

Nintendorulez, "Bensonite"

A loyal follower of Benson, an ancient deity not yet fully documented. (This is a lie, he's 110% documented).

RealDonaldTrump, "Arbitr of Code"

Responsible for huge amounts of valuable code. Leaves artifacts behind. Also runs the United States for fun on the side.

Turb0, "Guardian of the Fens"

Dangerous, very regional, and... strangely effective when placed in dirty water.

See also

• Card games
• Uncyclopedian culture
• Magic: the Gathering