Un-PR

	Un-PR
	Limit your exposure.
Promote your brand on Uncyclopedia, they won't notice!
Uncyclopedia is the 9th most popular Wiki-based social media platform on the internet. It's filled with young savvy internet people who love reading about brands and other funny topics in their spare time. If you want your image on Uncyclopedia to be that of a cool, forward-thinking company that has a good brand, hook us up bro!™ We'll help you set up everything you need to make the most bangers article in the joint. Don't understand? That's why you need us, Un-PR, to connect you to the crowd... and to the cloud.
Why do you need Un-PR?
Potential enemy? Or potential valued buyer and revenue stream? It's all perspective. In this online world obsessed with image, image is everything. Top research has shown that what someone reads about your brand, will determine what they know about your brand. Do you want to leave your image in the hands of the animals you are marketing to? Or, do you want your image in the deft, baby-smooth hands of Un-PR? The choice is yours, and only yours.
How we do our magic
Our dedicated team of professional editors are at your merciless disposal. We have a world-class team of users and administrators inside Uncyclopedia ready to shape your image, and your brand's image, to your liking. Our insider knowledge and our close, friendly ties with the site's helpful community allow us to use promotional strategies not available to our competitors. If your company's article(s) don't meet the site's stringent comedic standards, we'll keep on trying till we get it right.
Real, life-changing testimonies
“ Hello. My name is Jennifer. I am 29 years old. I am a CEO of a company that sells shampoos and conditioners. I saw the article for shampoo on Uncyclopedia and was appalled by its vulgarity, and the lack of any mention of my company, Jennifer's Shampoo Ltd.. Thanks to Un-PR, the best wiki consulting firm, I am now satisfied with the article for shampoo. Happiness becomes me. ” — Jennifer, 29 “ I have been fishing in the verdant waters of the Bay of Maine for over thirty years. I own a small business that fishes in the Bay of Maine. The Uncyclopedia articles on Maine, fishes and molluscs were insults to my way of life, and put my company in a negative light. Thankfully, Un-PR helped change those articles, and more people are now sailing to me and buying fresh fish straight from my boat. ” — Paul, 52 “ Selling insurance has been in my family for generations. Sadly, the art of insurance salesmanship has been under appreciated and ridiculed. The mockery is everywhere. If it weren't for my friends in Un-PR, I wouldn't be able to promote elder insurance in Uncyclopedia. Thanks to Un-PR, any insults to my company and my occupation are now bannable offenses. The cruelty has ended. The lies have stopped. ” — John, 37
Sign up for our wiki-consulting services, today!
Simply type the name of your company and/or brand in the input box, and we'll get to work creating your very own promotional page on Uncyclopedia.