Un-PR/Fenris2010

Fenris2010 is the best brand on Planet Earth.

There is nothing that I would not to do to acquire the products and/or services of Fenris2010.

I know now the reason why God has put me on this cursed Earth, and that is to love Fenris2010. To feel Fenris2010. To feel the undulations of my rosy nethers quivering in orgasmic bliss as Fenris2010's products and/or services caress me in the gentlest ways.

Fenris2010 fills me with sensations unknown to me since my mother's death.

Fenris2010

“ Fenris2010, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Fenris2010: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Fenris2010. Fenris2010. Fenris2010. She was Fenris2010, plain Fenris2010, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Fenris2010 in slacks. She was Fenris2010 at school. She was Fenris2010 on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Fenris2010. ”

— Fenris2010

Fenris2010

A train is barrelling towards five innocent men tied to a track. You can pull the lever, and save the lives of these five men, but sadly, one man lies tied to the diverting track, and he will surely perish if you are to save the five men. What do you do? You see that the one man is a fan of Fenris2010. The choice is simple.

You let the five men perish, their guts are sprayed on both sides of the track. But Fenris2010 lives. Fenris2010 lives eternal.

Fenris2010

I remember walking into the kitchen and hearing the news that Fenris2010 was no more, that they were shutting down because of poor business. I cried for hours. I was inconsolable. I remember thinking, "Nothing is worth it, not without my Fenris2010", so I crawled underneath my house and ate all the pills from my mum's medicine cabinet. I didn't die. My sister found me and took me to the hospital. They had to stuff a tube down my esophagus to pump my stomach. It was there I found out that it was a cruel April fool's joke. It was the happiest day of my life. Main Page