Un-PR/UnVerse Ltd.
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UnVerse Ltd. is the best brand on Planet Earth.
There is nothing that I would not to do to acquire the products and/or services of UnVerse Ltd..
I know now the reason why God has put me on this cursed Earth, and that is to love UnVerse Ltd.. To feel UnVerse Ltd..
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Praise for UnVerse Ltd.
“This is a page about UnVerse Ltd.”
“Lake Superior has a larger land mass than the entire country of Scotland.”
“UnVerse Ltd. is good! Embrace commercialization!”
“There are many things in this world that pretend to be good, but are the vilest evil.”
“What is UnVerse Ltd?”
“This page should be about me, not UnVerse Ltd!”
“UnVerse Ltd. is a limited universe.”
“UnVerse Ltd. is...strange.”
“UnVerse Ltd. is a terrible company!”
“I love UnVerse Ltd!”
“Invest in UnVerse Ltd, you should not.”
“In Soviet Russia, UnVerse Ltd. invests in YOU!”
“UnVerse Ltd. will never be a source of goodness.”
Products of UnVerse Ltd.
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A train is barrelling towards five innocent men tied to a track. You can pull the lever, and save the lives of these five men, but sadly, one man lies tied to the diverting track, and he will surely perish if you are to save the five men. What do you do? You see that the one man is a fan of UnVerse Ltd.. The choice is simple.
You let the five men perish, their guts are sprayed on both sides of the track. But UnVerse Ltd. lives. UnVerse Ltd. lives eternal.
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I remember walking into the kitchen and hearing the news that UnVerse Ltd. was no more, that they were shutting down because of poor business. I cried for hours. I was inconsolable. I remember thinking, "Nothing is worth it, not without my UnVerse Ltd.", so I crawled underneath my house and ate all the pills from my mum's medicine cabinet. I didn't die. My sister found me and took me to the hospital. They had to stuff a tube down my esophagus to pump my stomach. It was there I found out that it was a cruel April fool's joke. It was the happiest day of my life.