Talk:The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game

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I've got a card idea: Squaw Dee, the Roadkill Ruminant. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 20:58, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

is squaw dee a moccasin? I have much trouble trying to figure out what exactly some users are :/
Lucyna K 21:00, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: Squaw Dee is clearly a (Squaw) Deer. moccasin should be its own card imo 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:04, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

He's a moccasin-loving deer, and he (at least claims to) own Uncyclopedia. Or claimed to, because he's dead. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 21:05, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

got it, got it. moccasin will be getting its own artifact card for sure, i just wasn't sure what exactly a squaw dee was! thx Lucyna K 21:08, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

Also, I just noticed. Is there any reason why I don't have a card, aside from my plans to leave Uncyc in the (possibly not-so-)near future? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 21:11, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

nah just pure laziness on my part and my weird obsession with creating my grand moth tarkin article. I'll definitely get to yours tho. I have you, squaw dee, and moccasins queued up Lucyna K 21:12, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

Thank you so much! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 21:14, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: I think the picture you used for Soviet's Bot would make more sense for a different card, such as Abuse filter; and Soviet's Bot should probably have more soviet imagery. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:55, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

good point, ill adjust that. Maybe i'll steal a Liberty Prime robot from a fallout clip and slap some communist stuff on it for soviet's bot. Lucyna K 12:59, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

requests go here

• Soviet's Bot (the other moccasins guy)
• Lyrithya
• Sophia
  • and on that note: Uncyclopedia:Untato, which is called Sophia after Sophia
• Grues
  • and on that note: Fenris2010)
• L10nM4st3r
  • and on that note: C.A.T 3000
• Zombiebaron
• Y
  • and on that note: B
• Radical Rocko (a.k.a. Rocko Jell-O; a.k.a. Mormon Luigi)
• MrX
• Mr-ex777 (which is a different user from MrX) [see: Mr-ex777 having sex with his ex, Mr-ex777 having e-sex, Mr-ex777 giving Mr-ex777 buttsex, Mr-ex777 air humping the head of PSY]
• Kippy (a.k.a. Kip the Dip)
• PF4Eva (Pink Floyd For Ever)
• Kakun
• Bradaphraser
• Bizzeebeever
• old admins that aren't here anymore but have been influential enough in the wiki
  • Mhaille
  • Mordillo
  • Modusoperandi
  • Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (a.k.a. Socky)
  • Under user
  • RabbiTechno
  • ChiefjusticeDS (a.k.a. Fuck ChiefjusticeDS)
  • Zim ulator
• Oscar Wilde (duh)

Add yours above! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:42, 21 January 2026 (UTC)