Talk:The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game

I've got a card idea: Squaw Dee, the Roadkill Ruminant. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 20:58, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

is squaw dee a moccasin? I have much trouble trying to figure out what exactly some users are :/
Lucyna K 21:00, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: Squaw Dee is clearly a (Squaw) Deer. moccasin should be its own card imo 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:04, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

He's a moccasin-loving deer, and he (at least claims to) own Uncyclopedia. Or claimed to, because he's dead. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 21:05, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

got it, got it. moccasin will be getting its own artifact card for sure, i just wasn't sure what exactly a squaw dee was! thx Lucyna K 21:08, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

Also, I just noticed. Is there any reason why I don't have a card, aside from my plans to leave Uncyc in the (possibly not-so-)near future? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 21:11, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

nah just pure laziness on my part and my weird obsession with creating my grand moth tarkin article. I'll definitely get to yours tho. I have you, squaw dee, and moccasins queued up Lucyna K 21:12, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

Thank you so much! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 21:14, 19 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: I think the picture you used for Soviet's Bot would make more sense for a different card, such as Abuse filter; and Soviet's Bot should probably have more soviet imagery. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:55, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

good point, ill adjust that. Maybe i'll steal a Liberty Prime robot from a fallout clip and slap some communist stuff on it for soviet's bot. Lucyna K 12:59, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: now the card does look like soviet's bot [although I thought you'd be using the robot image in Future of tomorrow, today!; but I must admit that one is rather lacking in quality]
also, regarding Sophia's card; you forgot to add Sophia herself. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:32, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

pure laziness on my part for soviet's bot, it was easier to do edits to whatever image that it was that i stole. As for Sophie, isn't the whole things that she is unknown? i thought that picture was just sophia lorens, as a reference or something. )ie: What is Sophia? A person, or a concept? Sophia is... HOT!!!) Hardest part of this BY FAR is trying to figure out who is what haha, the editing is the fun part. oh well Lucyna K 14:39, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: The Greek concept of Sophia being personified as actress Sophia Lorens is a running joke in this wiki, and it'd make sense to have her as the Sophia card. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:48, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

noted. luckily i have a half cooked photoshop file with an early version using that one! Lucyna K 14:51, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: here's a grue I made :]

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:08, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

Holy cow, Dani. I knew you could shoop pretty well, but I didn't know you were that good at drawing. That grue looks fucking awesome, bro. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 17:17, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

requests go here

• Soviet's Bot (the other moccasins guy)
• Lyrithya
• Sophia
  • and on that note: Uncyclopedia:Untato, which is called Sophia after Sophia
• Grues
  • and on that note: Fenris2010)
• L10nM4st3r
  • and on that note: C.A.T 3000 (and/or L10n's wTools, maybe?)
• Zombiebaron
• Y
  • and on that note: B
• Radical Rocko (a.k.a. Rocko Jell-O; a.k.a. Mormon Luigi)
• MrX
• Mr-ex777 (which is a different user from MrX) [see: Mr-ex777 having sex with his ex, Mr-ex777 having e-sex, Mr-ex777 giving Mr-ex777 buttsex, Mr-ex777 air humping the head of PSY]
• Kippy (a.k.a. Kip the Dip)
• PF4Eva (Pink Floyd For Ever)
• Kakun
• Bradaphraser
• Bizzeebeever
• old admins that aren't here anymore but have been influential enough in the wiki
  • Mhaille
  • Mordillo
  • Modusoperandi
  • Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (a.k.a. Socky)
  • Under user
  • RabbiTechno
  • ChiefjusticeDS (a.k.a. Fuck ChiefjusticeDS)
  • Zim ulator
• Cassie
• Bad Motherfucker
• ColonelKurtz
• Oscar Wilde (duh)
• Uncyclope-tan
• Jimbo Wales (as a supervillain of some sorts, most likely)
• Donald Trump as a walrus
• Shabidoo
• Gerrycheevers
• ARandomPage (not sure what I'd do. Maybe steal something and depart?)

Add yours above! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:42, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

fight club

nies 2 se thta tis prahjuhct hath bene uhbahnduhnedOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 19:49, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

relaxxxxxx, i’m just trapped at home due to the snowstorm and don’t have access to my files which i keep on a dedicated local server elsewhere. should be back to my usual output tomorrow or thursday. Lucyna K 20:59, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

man sybau can i has a dull moment?Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 21:01, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

absolutely. my mistake! carry on colonel. Lucyna K 21:03, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: you can understand what Kurtz is saying? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:45, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

@DnaiPuje4: oou cant' uundaterstad wgat ej;s ysaing?Oh, Fish, you can do stupid things! 21:48, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

hee noe uhndherstohnd noo engilshOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:28, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:24, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

helllo

for my card use the dude in the file Lawrence.gif.gifOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:32, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

perf, thanks. Lucyna K 13:38, 4 February 2026 (UTC)