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Sally sold seashells by the seashore. She sold several shells to soldiers in the Seychelles.
How Sally started selling seashells[edit | edit source]
Sally was spawned on September 6th by Shawna Shelley and Shane Shepard. She has seven sisters and six stepsisters. Sally started selling seashells in the city in sixth grade, but struggled. In seventh grade, she stopped selling seashells in the city and started selling seashells by the seashore. She also started selling sunglasses, shirts, and shoes. Seagulls would steal Sally's seashells on Sundays, so Sally started shooting seagulls on Saturdays so seagulls wouldn't steal seashells.
Sally's secret shame[edit | edit source]
On a segment on a show, Sally said that she shoplifts shawarma from superstores and shares it with squirrels. Sharing this secret shook Sally's supporters, even the soldiers in the Seychelles she was selling seashells to.
“She shoplifts shawarma from superstores and shares it with squirrels‽”
Searching for Sally[edit | edit source]
Sally surprised her supporters when she mysteriously ceased selling seashells by the seashore and the city. Such supporters started speculating about Sally. Some suspected she was shot, stabbed, or swallowed by sharks, but some suspected she simply sailed to Serbia or switched jobs. A search party sailing the seven seas is searching to salvage Sally.