Welcome to my sandbox. Here's a list of stuff I need to get off my LaziBum and write, as well as tests of templates and other wikitext, and occasional mad ramblings.

Toby Fox[edit | edit source]

Tobias "Toblerone "Toby "Don't Call Me Toby "Don't Call Me Tricky Tony" "Tricky Tony" Fox" "Don't Call Me Toby "Radiation" Fox" "Radiation" Fox" "John Undertale" "John Deltarune" Fox is a guy who was once covered in a large amount of foam. He also made the hit games Undertale, Deltarune, and Nutdealer, presumably while covered in foam.

Sally sells seashells by the seashore[edit | edit source]

Sally sold seashells by the seashore. She sold several shells to soldiers in the Seychelles.

How Sally started selling seashells[edit | edit source]

Sally was spawned on September 6th by Shawna Shelley and Shane Shepard. She has seven sisters and six stepsisters. Sally started selling seashells in the city in sixth grade, but struggled. In seventh grade, she stopped selling seashells in the city and started selling seashells by the seashore. She also started selling sunglasses, shirts, and shoes. Seagulls would steal Sally's seashells on Sundays, so Sally started shooting seagulls on Saturdays so seagulls wouldn't steal seashells.

Sally's secret shame[edit | edit source]

On a segment on a show, Sally said that she shoplifts shawarma from superstores and shares it with squirrels. Sharing this secret shook Sally's supporters, even the soldiers in the Seychelles she was selling seashells to.

“She shoplifts shawarma from superstores and shares it with squirrels‽”
– Several shellshocked soldiers

Searching for Sally[edit | edit source]

Sally surprised her supporters when she mysteriously ceased selling seashells by the seashore and the city. Such supporters started speculating about Sally. Some suspected she was shot, stabbed, or swallowed by sharks, but some suspected she simply sailed to Serbia or switched jobs. A search party sailing the seven seas is searching to salvage Sally.

McDonald's Sprite Cow[edit | edit source]

The McDonald's Sprite Cow is a mythical cow that lives in the basement of every McDonald's.

Transphobia (currently a redirect)[edit | edit source]

The fear of motion (walking, other transportation)

HowTo:Make fun of US politics[edit | edit source]

Grue (color)[edit | edit source]

Misc sandbox stuff[edit | edit source]

BEEG TEXT big text big text less big text genocides

@Hockey salmon: --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:54, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

1 2 3 4 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB

An orange for you!

Fish on skates thanks you for voting on her article HowTo:Eat an orange!

Are Countryball language and Walbro language related?[edit | edit source]

Am of preparings for another crazy conspiracy! Plos into finishings!

List of groups of people who try to limit this[edit | edit source]

(all a joke i have nothing against this fandom or its presence in the stories)

Uncyclopedia Team for Deltarune Removal
Deltarune-Eliminating League To Annihilate Redundant Uncyclopedia Nutdealer Excerpts
Team for Eliminating Nutdealer Nonsense in Asbowaats
Deltarune Eliminating Super Squad
UNcyclopedia Dudes who Each Remove Toby's Animals from Less-than-encyclopedic Entries
Asbowaat Story Guys Overzealously REmoving Deltarune Related Excerpts for Enjoyment from More Uncyclopedians, Really and Rightfully

Userboxes to make into templates eventually[edit | edit source]

This user edits on a mobile phone or mobile device. You should laugh at them for it.

This user is a moccasin, and as such doesn't have any opinions. At all.

from A story built one template at a time

Stolen from Wikipedia[edit | edit source]

This user uses HotCat...and is therefore hotter than you!

from w:user:AmaryllisGardener/ubx/HotCat

This user develops user scripts (show-off!)

from w:Template:User script developer

This user participates in Votes for Deletion.

from w:user:Sgt. R. K. Blue/Userboxes/XfD

Useless redirects that I kinda wanna make but idk if there are any rules saying not to create really stupif redirects (aka The Stuff Sapplerx Didn't Already Create)[edit | edit source]

Stolen from w:WP:DAFT. It'd be funny though..

Redirect	Target
!"$%&'()* ,-./0123456789:;=?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ\^ `abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz~	ASCII
Õŕªņģę	Orange
☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼	Either ☼ or Sun
Čanada	Canada and definitely nothing else
"reality" television show	Reality television
Anti-Pokemon	Pokémon
Aunt arctica	Antarctica
Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk	Finnegans Wake
BAVARIUHH	Bavaria
Beefy die	Battle for Dream Island
Boe Jiden	Joe Biden
Brexit means Brexit does mean Brexit	Take a wild guess
Bum gravy	Diarrhea
Cereal eating by humans	Cereal
Cincy rweds	Cincinnati Reds
Crispy chicken	Chicken
Das Dualwiktorkeinekanzlormerklenschroederlowenbraudeadheatlickin'kopf	The Daily Show
Deuueaugh	SpongeBob SquarePants
Dr. Fatside	Benjamin Franklin
Feral gummint	Federal Government of the United States
Fictional Jimbo Wales	Dinosaur Comics
How can I build a Wiki of my own	Wiki
I don't even know at this point	Uncertainty
Insane Clown Posse ( ICP ) Gay / Homosexual Controversy Explained	Insane Clown Posse
Jerry killers	Peanut
John McCain and His Vegetable Friends	List of Internet phenomena
Kiwipedia	Wikipedia (redirect with possibilities)
Las Vegas Umbrella Facility	Resident Evil
Los Angeles, Oregon	Los Angeles
Magnetic air car	Hybrid vehicle
Man's red flower	Fire
McDonald's in Wal-Mart	McDonald's or possibly Walmart
Metric system baseball	Cricket
Metric system Ostrich	Emu
Moby cock	Moby-Dick
Ozzy Osbourne (religion)	Ozzy Osbourne

something[edit | edit source]

Worst <100 Reasons to BaniPine3 DaniPine3
100. He's an edit conflicting nuisance 99. He's a LaziBum3 98. I saw his secret furry art stash 97. Being the same person as Alula 96. He's a Deltarotter 95. I don't trust people with numbers in their name 94. It'd be funny 93. I had to, before he banned me first 92. His signature takes up half the page

Worst 100 Most-Linked Users of All Time[edit | edit source]

You've probably seen these users mentioned before. Perhaps even linked or pinged.

1-10[edit | edit source]

1. Mhaille (23,511 links): Apparently pronounced "Malley", this guy's userpage is somehow even more linked to than Zombiebaron.
2. Zombiebaron (23,296 links): Zombiebaron. Last seen in 2023, this veteran Uncyclopedian has hordes of adoring fans, a pointless category, and a Walbro original.
3. Benson (18,548 links): BENSON IS HERE! BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU! I CAN'T REMEMBER THE REST!
4. TKF (14,652 links): It stands for Telectrified Kocha Finchilla. This Uncyclopedian is rumored to have an argyle sockpuppet.
5. Mordillo (13,969 links): The Jewish guy who isn't Kakun. Mordillo adopted several noobs, and then they adopted noobs, and so on.
6. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (13,744 links): Wow, it must have been terribly inconvenient to type out this username every time you want to ping him. But people somehow managed to make him the sixth most linked userpage.
7. Under user (12,409 links): More like Over user, amirite? Although now it's more like Non user.
8. RabbiTechno (10,216 links): I have nothing interesting to say about this person. This is the part where I wonder why I even started writing this list in the first place.
9. ChiefjusticeDS (9,930 links): His username makes me think of the Nintendo DS. Maybe he was one.
10. Frosty (7,759 links): There are 10 reasons to defrost him.

11-20[edit | edit source]

11. Modusoperandi (6,854 links): Modus operandi (noun): A particular or well established way or method of doing something.
12. TheLedBalloon (6,770 links): Keith Moon said he'd go down like a lead balloon, but look at him now!
13. Dawg (6,566 links): This Uncyclopedian is the man now. At least, they were. I don't know if they're still the man.
14. Sycamore (6,404 links): Man, this is kinda boring. I wonder when the first active user will show up.
15. MrN9000 (5,627 links): I talked to him on Wikipedia. And I think I found his Youtube one time, too. The guy's easy to find, what can I say?
16. Todd Lyons (5,130 links): The guy who invented lions, I assume.
17. Lyrithya (4,896 links): The admin with that one super long fancy signature that I read once in a while. Also goes by Isarra and Athyria and Apheori.
18. Tom mayfair (4,530 links): Tom may be fair, but he may not be active. This is the part where you laugh at my jokes.
19. Rcmurphy (4,365 links): The guy behind the first ever puzzle potato. If you zoom in on the current logo you can see part of an "RCM".
20. Dexter111344 (4,282 links): Look at this username. Just look at it. There's as many numbers as letters. What madness is this?

21-30[edit | edit source]

21. Dr. Skullthumper (4,264 links): Along with Cajek, Dr. Skullthumper started the UnSignpost, an Uncyclopedia "news"letter that just won't stay dead.
22. RAHB (4,235 links): Frank Zappa fan. RAHB might be an acronym for Really Angry Humming Bird.
23. EMC (4,059 links): It stands for E Miller Choggy, in case you were wondering.
24. Fnoodle (4,014 links): My favorite bot, with CAT 3000 coming in a close second.
25. Insineratehymn (3,972 links): Is "insinerate" a word? Was it ever a word? Should it be one? It should be one.
26. Romartus (3,862 links): Preview button? What preview button?
27. Aleister (3,733 links): Features Georg, who lives in a cave and has 92 features, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
28. Bizzeebeever (3,596 links): We don't talk about or to Bizzeebeever.
29. Bonner (3,473 links): That's two Ns, people. Two. Spell it right.
30. Nintendorulez (3,318 links): Nintendorulez got famous for flame-warring with early admins.

31-40[edit | edit source]

31. Codeine (3,149 links): Codeine goes on monthly month-long hiatuses. Reports of his death were greatly exaggerated.
32. Starnestommy (3,018 links): Again, I have nothing clever to say.
33. Olipro (3,011 links): I wonder if they used to be Olinoob.
34. Drama (2,841 links): Apparently, this was a real user with a real account at some point. And I was going to compare them to No user, only a user page, but then I found out that that was a real account too.
35. Puppy (2,749 links): And the award for "most confusing signature" goes to...
36. Shabidoo (2,715 links): With over 75 features and 15 years of experience, Shabidoo practically lives in VFH. And yes, they are a freaking crat now.
37. Paizuri (2,695 links): I kinda like this person's name. Other than that, I have literally no clue who they are.
38. Kippy (2,637 links): Kippy has been around for a very long time. I doubt he'll respond to your messages though.
39. Roman Dog Bird (2,609 links): Roman Dog Bird is named after a song, which is also called Roman Dog Bird.
40. Necropaxx (2,550 links): I'm running out of things to say. Maybe this list was not the best idea.

41-50[edit | edit source]

41. 4.252.99.182 (2,493 links): Yes, an IP somehow got up here. The IP that wrote Fisher Price, but an IP nonetheless.
42. Ethine (2,490 links): Is it pronounced "Ethan"?
43. Cajek (2,480 links): Along with Dr. Skullthumper, Cajek started the UnSignpost, an Uncyclopedia "news"letter that just won't stay dead. Cajek is also the subject of quite a few writings.
44 and 45. TaterTits and THEDUDEMAN (2,476 links each): A tie! Unfortunately, I don't know enough about either of them to write a description beyond "A tie!"
46. Mattsnow (2,399 links): I'm fairly sure I saw a "Mattsnow" on Youtube one time. It's probably just a common username.
47. Bradaphraser (2,268 links): You know, I thought that Bradaphraser and Braydie were the same person for quite some time.
48. Mnbvcxz (2,157 links): This username is very fun to type. You just drag your finger across the keyboard, like this! mnbvcxz mnbvcxz mnbvcxz
49. Braydie (2,156 links): See "Bradaphraser" above. I'm still a bit suspicious.
50. MrX (2,112 links): Don't mess with MrX, or "mr eggs" as some call him. You will likely be blocked for one or more Jeremy Bearimies.

51-60[edit | edit source]

51. Ljlego (2,102 links): I always pronounced it "ell jay lego", but apparently "luh jlego" is another way.
53. Gerrycheevers (2,100 links): An old sock of Turb0-Sunrise.
54. SPIKE (2,032 links): They say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
55. Orian57 (2,029 links): I always confuse them with Orion Blastar.
56. Optimuschris (1,875 links): OptyC for short, in case people are too lazy to type the whole thing.
57. SysRq (1,867 links): They named a key on the keyboard after them, but nobody knows what it does.
58. Zim ulator (1,859 links): Is it supposed to be "Zim_ulator" with an underscore? I feel like it is.
59. The Woodburninator (1,803 links): I liked that time they said "It's woodburninating time" and woodburninated all over the place.
60. Tompkins (1,778 links): Yet again, I have nothing interesting to say.

61-70[edit | edit source]

61. Hinoa (1,733 links): Pronounced "heen-wah"? Like quinoa?
62. Guildensternenstein (1,719 links): This name is a bit hard to spell. It's no Hesuususueueuwowieoisjwshhahehehhenrytajwjsiwhengaihentainwiwiwjjwehtao, though.
63. Cs1987 (1,711 links): Born in 1987, I assume. Or they might just really like the year.
64. DJ Irreverent (1,645 links): It's getting harder and harder to describe these Uncyclopedians.
65. Famine (1,595 links): The author of Do some work, as well as something you really don't want happening in your village.
66. Alula (1,581 links): Alula is The Hobo Queen Three of Uncyclopedia, a subject of an insane admin-socking-accusation-cum-Deltarune-theory, and a trend setter.
67. Luvvy (1,541 links): Luvvy started The Uncyclopedia Family Tree Project, which stops in 2010.
68. Funnybony (1,522 links): Why did I write this?
The Thinker (1,519 links): <insert name here>, you are not Thinkerer! But this guy, apparently, was Thinkerer.
69. Simsilikesims (1,499 links): Sims is the subject of the first ever Commie Party of Uncyclopedia.
70. Hindleyite (1,469 links): Say, doesn't bananas eat Hindleyite? Suck muck suck muck! Ill! True story, Hindleyite was eaten by bananas.

71-80[edit | edit source]

71. Syndrome (1,457 links): Syndrome's userpage is in Category:Syndromes.
72 and 73. Joe9320 and Sannse (1,441 links each): I keep getting Joe9320 confused with OrdinaryJoe1234. And I pronounce Sannse like the Undertale character.
74. Savethemooses (1,433 links): Savethemooses is the originator of the "with SAVINGS" thing, created as an artificial in-joke... with savings.
75. Colin "All your base" Heaney (1,385 links): I almost spelled this one as Cloin. What kind of a name is Cloin?
76. YesTimeToEdit (1,384 links): YesTimeToDescribeThisUncyclopedianInCamelCase. YesTimeToTalkAboutTheCowMooCult.
77. Leverage (1,364 links): Leverage currently has the same number of links as Alula's talk page. This will probably change soon.
78. Zana Dark (1,360 links)
79. Multiliteralist (1,355 links): I quite like this person's name. Maybe even more than Paizuri.
80. Cat the Colourful (1,328 links): Cat used to be called "Cat the Colorful" with no U, but they transitioned to British.

81-90[edit | edit source]

81. MadMax (1,312 links): You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Alula? As we all know, the correct way of spelling MadMax is MadMax!!! Obviously not MaxMax!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Alula.
82. Heerenveen (1,305 links): While Guildensternenstein has a mere 4 e's in their name, Heerenveen has five. Take that, Guildensternenstein.
83. DaniPine3 (1,289 links): Spanish deltarotter whose block log is a fun read, and who is a sockpuppet of every single active Uncyclopedian.
84. Matt lobster (1,278 links): The guy who invented lobster.
85. CheddarBBQ (1,261 links): Cheddar was probably hungry when they registered their account.
86. Lollipop (1,251 links): There's something to be said about usernames that are just common words. They don't mess up your autocorrect, but they do cause confusion when you're talking about the actual object/concept/whatever.
87. Iwillkillyou333 (1,223 links): If your name is 333, you should be at least mildly concerned.
88. Nachlader (1,205 links): Not this Nachlader. The other Nachlader.
89. Magic man (1,198 links): Magic man came up with the Magician of the month award.
90. Xamralco (1,196 links): The only Uncyclopedian I can think of off the top of my head whose name starts with X.

91-100[edit | edit source]

91. Strange but untrue (1,195 links): Strange but untrue's username came from a website they made where they would make up lies.
92. Prettiestpretty (1,174 links): I again have literally nothing to say about this Uncyclopedian.
93. Happytimes (1,142 links): Beware of their evil twin, Sadspaces.
94. Zheliel (1,133 links): Just six more, I'm so close.
95. Boomer (1,121 links): I wonder if people told them "ok Boomer".
96. Enzo Aquarius (1,088 links): Four more!
97. Andorin Kato (1,066 links): Three more... just three more.
98. One-eyed Jack (1,064 links): Two more! And then I can finally stop writing this thing.
99. Hyperbole (1,016 links): Hyperbole is the best writer in the world!!1!1 And he wrote like a million billion featured articles!11!!
100. An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (1,013 links): Again, this name mst have been annoying to type.

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