User:Fish on skates/sandbox
Welcome to my sandbox. Here's a list of stuff I need to get off my LaziBum and write.
Sally sells seashells by the seashore[edit | edit source]
Sally sold seashells by the seashore. She sold several shells to soldiers in the Seychelles.
How Sally started selling seashells[edit | edit source]
Sally was spawned on September 6th by Shawna Shelley and Shane Shepard. She has seven sisters and six stepsisters. Sally started selling seashells in the city in sixth grade, but struggled. In seventh grade, she stopped selling seashells in the city and started selling seashells by the seashore. She also started selling sunglasses, shirts, and shoes. Seagulls would steal Sally's seashells on Sundays, so Sally started shooting seagulls on Saturdays so seagulls wouldn't steal seashells.
Sally's secret shame[edit | edit source]
On a segment on a show, Sally said that she shoplifts shawarma from superstores and shares it with squirrels. Sharing this secret shook Sally's supporters, even the soldiers in the Seychelles she was selling seashells to.
“She shoplifts shawarma from superstores and shares it with squirrels‽”
– Several shellshocked soldiers
Searching for Sally[edit | edit source]
Sally surprised her supporters when she mysteriously ceased selling seashells by the seashore and the city. Such supporters started speculating about Sally. Some suspected she was shot, stabbed, or swallowed by sharks, but some suspected she simply sailed to Serbia or switched jobs. A search party sailing the seven seas is searching to salvage Sally.
McDonald's Sprite Cow[edit | edit source]
The McDonald's Sprite Cow is a mythical cow that lives in the basement of every McDonald's.
Transphobia (currently a redirect)[edit | edit source]
The fear of motion (walking, other transportation)
HowTo:Make fun of US politics[edit | edit source]
Misc sandbox stuff[edit | edit source]
BEEG TEXT big text big text less big text
List of groups of people who try to limit this[edit | edit source]
(all a joke i have nothing against this fandom or its presence in the stories)
- Uncyclopedia Team for Deltarune Removal
- Deltarune-Eliminating League To Annihilate Redundant Uncyclopedia Nutdealer Excerpts
- Team for Eliminating Nutdealer Nonsense in Asbowaats
- Deltarune Eliminating Super Squad
- UNcyclopedia Dudes who Each Remove Toby's Animals from Less-than-encyclopedic Entries
- Asbowaat Story Guys Overzealously REmoving Deltarune Related Excerpts for Enjoyment from More Uncyclopedians, Really and Rightfully
Userboxes to make into templates eventually[edit | edit source]
 |
This user edits on a mobile phone or mobile device. You should laugh at them for it. |
Stolen from Wikipedia[edit | edit source]
|
from w:user:AmaryllisGardener/ubx/HotCat
|
This user develops user scripts (show-off!) |