Battle for Dream Island
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Battle For Dream Island (Also known as Total Drama Inanimates and Totally Original Idea) is an animated Flash web series created by two 12-year-old oriental twins less fortunate than you. Spawned during New Years Day of the 21st century's second decade, the show follows a Total Drama Island-like reality show consisting of anthropomorphic inanimate objects fighting for an island that even a child could come up with at the age of 10. All characters (except for the host) are voiced by the creators of this show with a vocal distinction range of 7 distinct voices to choose from, but talent can vary. Except mediocre acting.
The show itself has mostly received positive feedback. Some worship the animation, the writing, or some like to thank it for introducing them to Kevin McCallisterMacLeod's Royalty-Free music.
Fun Fact: Despite the series having millions of views and ruining the art styles of every web animator that ever watches it on the 'net, the top minds at Wikipedia won't allow you to make an article on it because no news website has reported on it yet. So much so that they had to make an essay about it.
Plot[edit | edit source]
20 sort of cliché contestants compete in a reality show hosted by the Announcer, a gray speaker box with an AT&T voice module who gives out pretty uncreative and sometimes ludicrous challenges for the innocent objects. The titular island, a whole square mile of nothing but basic luxury and a single hotel, is called "Dream Island."
Of course, we need conflict. The result? The oriental animators and writers try to make "character arcs" that actually happen to be 2-3 conversations that don't affect the future. The occasional reference to a past episode is all you'll get of the episodes "evolving." You get nothing over 25 episodes of just a bunch of animated characters with sometimes hastily rushed lines. All because the leaf bought the island with fake money. The ending doesn't effect the show afterwards because of possible writing problems. Speaking of "afterwards," the second season of the show is the following of the first season. Or it's just a separate continuation and not a season.
Battle for Dream Island: Again[edit | edit source]
The batshit follow-up gets released months after the end of the first series. The contestants don't get a real reward since there's no Dream Island anymore (WE'RE BATTLING FOR... NOTHING?!!1n1n1bb4?111), but the competitions were still there. Season Two also got a game that the twins barely had the balls to finish.
5b[edit | edit source]
Speaking of the game, let's focus on that for a little bit. It was the second part of the 5-episode long arc, BFDIA 5. It acts as the bridge between BFDIA 5a and 5c. One of the teams, "Freesmart" (called that because "Freedumb" is too much), is a subject of vore and are eaten alive by Evil Leafy. This sets up the basis of the game, in which you must traverse Evil Leafy's strange insides. Somehow, her organ are conveniently all in the shape of platform levels, filled with moving obstacles, spikes, conveyors, trampolines, and a Lego dude. The game itself has this strange feeling to it that feels like being trapped inside a red leaf who can teleport all Slenderman and be all "get in my belly" vore or whatever. Oddly specific.
BFDIA 6[edit | edit source]
BFDIA 6 was once a fabled episode that would never come out. However, on September 1st, 2023, the two creators of BFDI, Jack and Jellify Huang (as evident from the channel name), threw a curveball when BFDIA 6 was suddenly dropped exactly 10 years after it was supposed to release. Also, in more recent episodes, this block of ice has been getting more lines, which people call "development." I don't see any development here! Anyways, thank god the ball of puff is gone, I don't want to give my children epilepsy.
Elimination[edit | edit source]
The process of elimination goes like this: the viewers vote off who they want eliminated in the next episode's elimination, which is referred to as "Cake at Stake". This is so because this who are safe take cake, and those at stake can't take cake until they are safe. The contestant with the highest votes is eliminated, and is put into the Tiny Loser Chamber (TLC). In there, the eliminated can kill themselves or live in there until they starve, because gray speaker box overlord is merciless.
Characters[edit | edit source]
If you want a roster, you'll get a roster. There's the match in high school who just discovered nail polish, the bubble who can't live because she dies every five seconds, the giant sweaty sponge that everyone hates, the "bossybot", an open flame that you can physically slap in the face to your heart's content, and Needy Needle(*SLAP* DON'T CALL ME NEEDY!). The Season Two roster got more confusing as fan characters were introduced, and a gap between the first two seasons allowed fans to vote which characters made it in. So we got a green blob of Jell-O, a seizure-inducing LSD puffball, and an auto-tuned shard of ruby. Including the half blind stick figure who is a shitty ripoff of Dora.
The characters made their appearance first in a series of comics made by the twins, called "Total Firey Island". The name? Total Firey Island. This is NOT stealing from Total Drama. Don't. Believe. The lies. Anyways, the open flame was not the host, as some might expect. In fact, he was eventually eliminated from the show! We're already getting rid of the main character back in 2006! See, Total Drama? You can actually eliminate important contestants without ruining the plot! Anyways, Pencil was declared the first winner ever of the series that would eventually become Total Dra- I mean Battle for Dream Island.
IDFB[edit | edit source]
The Third Season that has nothing to do with the previous seasons, and instead sets the objects in Yoyle City, a fictional town from Season Two. Hoe jokes aside, it makes an impression of mystery, such as Golf Ball getting triggered by a vase. No really. And the next episode isn't coming out until 1 more year from then, and it wasn't even episode 2, it was season 4. What a lame ass decision.
Battle for BFDI/BFB[edit | edit source]
After the hiatus, and out of nowhere, a season 4 came, and it ate some ass before it rolled out. and EVEN MORE new characters, such as an annoying ass bracelet 'Bracelety' , a edgy light switch 'Liy' , a nail that thinks her mouth is a cat 'Naily' , a bitchy 'Lollipop', a Bag filled with Rocky's vomit named 'Barf Bag', a "Fan" who hates everything named 'Fanny', a Number-Screaming 'Saw', an Australian accented 'Tree', and a retarded 'Marker'. We also have flirting. Whoopee. And it started because some stupid flower wanted drugs, and the most unfair part is that the stupid flower won the season after a British, green, smallest prime number caused the disgraceful split. Oh, and there was also this cuboid guy named Loser who sounds like he is still only 6 years old...oh wait, that's the Jell-O guy from Season 2. His name is fitting because he was eliminated on Episode 7, and now everyone hates him. But suddenly, just 8 episodes later, he's already back and people forgive him. Yeah...he got out a few episodes into post-split BFB.
Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two[edit | edit source]
Season 5 was introduced by some idiot named Two (who has a British accent) for the sole purpose of ruining BFB. He took 40 of the contestants and never appeared on BFB again, leaving only 14, plus two more debuts for TPOT.
Fanbase[edit | edit source]
Leaving a permanent mark on the internet, the fanbase has started to decline a bit in recent years, but at the same time, getting even more annoying. We have those cringe “OCs”, inflation, vore, straight up porn within the fifth image of a Google image search, and hooliganistic behavior on Wikipedia; pretty much anything you can get away with. Or that you technically can't get away with. Most of the time it's just the gross 5 year olds who's mommies let them use their IPad. The other side of the fanbase is a lot more tolerable.
Summary[edit | edit source]
All in all, it meant good, but ended up bringing just another thing to make fun of here at Uncyclopedia, where we make references half the time people don't understand.
