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Republic of Vanuatu
Flag of Vanuatu.svg Coat of arms of Vanuatu.svg
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "Long God Yumi Stanap"
"With God We Stand"
"Nous Tenons Devant Dieu"
Anthem: "Yumi, Yumi, Yumi"
(not to be confused with yummy, yummy, yummy, please do not eat the national anthem or you will be shot!)
Capital & Largest CityPort Vila
Official language(s)Bislama, English, French
GovernmentIslander republic
‑ PresidentTallis Obed Moses
‑ Prime MinisterBob Loughman
National Hero(es)Nobody
 of Independence
Not yet
ReligionGod, Folk, Nothing
Major exportsFish
Major importsTourists
You may be looking for New Caledonia and not even know it!

Vanuatu, officially the Republic of Vanuatu (Bislama: Ripablik blong Vanuatu, French: République de Vanuatu), is a country in Oceania. Like Fiji, people from Australia and New Zealand like to go snorkelling there. Although you can easily get there by plane, everybody goes on a cruise to get there. Unlike its neighbour the Solomon Islands, the government actually cares about other countries and doesn't threaten its national security. It is officially the brother nation of New Caledonia. The downside of going there is that some people there eat bats!