Solomon Islands

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People's Republic of the Solomon Islands
Solomon Islands
Flag of the Solomon Islands.svg Coat of arms of the Solomon Islands.svg
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "To Lead is to Serve"
Anthem: "Walkbaot long Saenataon" (popular folk song)
Capital & Largest CityHoniara
Official language(s)Pijin, English, Chinese
GovernmentPuppet state of China
‑ Corrupt Prime MinisterManasseh Sogarave
National Hero(es)Nobody
 of Independence
Not yet
CurrencySolomon Islands dollar
Major exportsAlmost nothing
Major importsAid from Australia

The Solomon Islands (Pijin: Solomon Aelan), now officially known as the Military Base of the Solomon Islands is a country in Oceania. It recently signed a security deal with China and ended recognising Taiwan, making it now one of the most hated countries in the world according to Australia, Japan, the United States and South Korea. They have the most corrupt government in the world run by a tyrant known as Manasseh Sogarave. The people of the Solomon Islands also have huge protests about every election where they break shop windows and vandalise Chinatown all the time. Above all though, the Solomon Islands is a good country though, unless you're Chinese, the government likes you but normal people will throw rocks at you.