Cocos (Keeling) Islands

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Keeling Cocos
The Territory of the Keeling Cocos
Cocos (Keeling) Islands
Motto: Nobody's Ever Heard of Us
Capital West
Largest city Batman
Currency 0.71 USD

The Territory of the Keeling Cocos is a country owned by Australia, located in the Indian Ocean. It is said to be where all coconuts come from. Cocos refers to the abundance of coconuts, while Keeling comes from William Keeling, who was deemed to be unimportant to the country.