Chinese

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光荣的领袖,伟大的爸爸习近平!!!

如果你可以看这的话,第一个问题从你:为什么?你这个白胖不和谐的版主,不知道如何学习说写伟大而光荣的中国人,试着读读这篇文章吗?贫穷的!屎头!屎头!!非常大的屎头!! 去告诉妈妈再生一个可以继承姓氏的孩子吧。好吧,好吧,好吧。看看谁认为自己不学中文就可以轻松过日子。我的意思是,得了吧,它并不是一种全球重要的语言或其他什么语言。让我猜猜,您是那些认为谷歌翻译可以替代实际语言技能的人之一吗?新闻快讯:事实并非如此。我并不是说你很懒或者什么的(好吧,也许我是),但是学习中文并不完全是火箭科学。我的意思是,每年都有数百万人这样做。那么,你的借口是什么?太忙于玩电子游戏?太沉迷于 Netflix 狂看节目了吗?或者你只是对求知欲过敏?无论如何,不​​用担心,我相信你的中文能力不足不会阻碍你的生活。我的意思是,谁需要与超过十亿人沟通,对吗?

回去好好学学中文吧。 一旦你学会了如何阅读真实的页面,就回到这里

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Chinese is a term related to the Great and Prosperous People's Republic of China. It may refer to:

  • Chinese language, the wonderful language spoken in the Great and Prosperous People's Republic of China.
  • Chinese people, the upstanding citizens that live in the Great and Prosperous People's Republic of China.
  • Chinese cuisine, the delicious food eaten in the Great and Prosperous People's Republic of China.
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