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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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UnDictionary:Pert

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 692 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like how it parodies Spielberg's movie Close Encounter With the Third Kind. Sure it may have been written by Crocotta, but it doesn't deserve to be deleted.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 23:56, 8 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Just because Crocotta1 wrote it doesn't mean that it should be deleted. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 16:07, 31 December 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:16, 3 January 2025 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Crocottacruft. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 19:40, 5 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:43, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Reader

Score: 3.5
Elapsed Time: 550 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3.5)
  1. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. I honestly just don't find it funny. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:42, 11 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Really weird disambiguation page. If deleted, it should redirect to Why?:Read a book. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:46, 11 December 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 01:32, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
  4. Completely unnecessary disambiguation page. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:46, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Benadryl

Score: -0.5
Elapsed Time: 528 hours
Keep (1.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Short and sweet, but could be expanded. I can take a look this weekend. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 18:09, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol possible vote.svg I guess. A bit short, yeah. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:47, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! Stub that hasn't been fixed in months. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:16, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
Comments

This article exists.

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 387 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg I like it. I get it's a one-liner, but I don't think it's a bad one at that. Plus, if we delete it, then the article won't exist anymore, becoming a paradox... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:27, 30 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:58, 31 December 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 16:08, 31 December 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. But you can't delete a page which is supposed to exist! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:52, 31 December 2024 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. one liner, too late for ICU and slightly too high quality for QVFD Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:19, 18 December 2024 (UTC)
  2. Not in its current state. Could potentially see the title becoming a good concept if we want to do more meta jokes, but not only is that a stretch but the current execution is one-liner territory. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 14:24, 30 December 2024 (UTC)
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