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VFD-padlock.png Heavenland

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like it!!! Potentially a cleanup, but it's not VFD-worthy imo. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) ๐ŸŒ‘ 14:38, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol recycle vote.svg Recyclewrite. per Gerg, it's got potential, it's just painfully short and not good... but not bad LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 17:18, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol recycle vote.svg Recyclewrite. --AtomicAnon (talk) 18:11, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol recycle vote.svg Recyclewrite. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 20:34, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
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  1. God patch.png Pray for it. since there's still a space left before we reach the limit again, I'm taking this opportunity to re-nominate this stubby crap. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 02:18, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnTunes:Giant Caterpillar Song

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  1. ChuckNorris.gif  I'M CHUCK NORRIS, AND I FUCKING HATE THIS ARTICLE!!! Explode fire.gif Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 14:25, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! I was REALLY hoping to have my ears blessed by some otherwordly shitty music, but its just... a few words? Booooooo! LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 02:15, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Car bomb in hospital carpark

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  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 14:28, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. how are there so many of these!!????? LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 01:39, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Insert Headline Title Here!

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NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:20, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

  1. ThumbsDown.jpg Nope! the onion did it better Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:07, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Perv Christmer is approaching again

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  1. Facepalmsmiley.gif Facepalm. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 14:36, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Anarchist cat.jpg *HKHHHHHH* what in the cinnamon toast fuck? LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 17:19, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche.png Zombieboner. is this supposed to be funny? --AtomicAnon (talk) 17:56, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:"I was raped with a paper ball, because of Lula", says Serra

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Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. is this supposed to be fucking funny--AtomicAnon (talk) 23:58, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Batman vote.png Nananananananananananananananana fuck you! ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 00:02, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! the author made a bunch of similarly short UnNews articles like this btw LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 11:49, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
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Liberal_agenda

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  1. Nom.gif Nom. Cruft ใƒผ Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  20:38, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
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  • Joli Rouge icon.svg Almost QVFD MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:15, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Strawberry Fields

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Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:19, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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Infinity Blade

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not funny whatsoever --AtomicAnon (talk) 15:59, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. this article has one singular good joke and all the rest make me want to kill myself Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 18:49, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Yuk.PNG Eww!
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  • @AtomicAnon: why haven't you singed in the "delete" section? ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 15:48, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

Not Day Of The Week

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  1. Grue transparent.png Feed this to a Grue! AtomicAnon (talk) 15:36, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! ใƒผ Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:45, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:07, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 05:14, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol merge vote.svg moved to L10n's userspace ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 22:09, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Glensheen

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  1. There are barely any jokes at all, and the ones that are there are mediocre at best. --AtomicAnon (talk) 16:01, 2 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Anarchist cat.jpg *HKHHHHHH* LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 18:22, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png A belated favour for Morrissey

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Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Morrissey is the frontman of the British band "The Smiths", which once made a song called "Panic" where he repeteadly says "hang the dj". that's the joke of this article. (and honestly, it's not bad at all). ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:24, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

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Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. --AtomicAnon (talk) 19:01, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Huh? Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 19:05, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
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@MK: the problem is that the article on The Smiths has nothing to do with the band (which I'm guessing is part of the joke). And there is no article on Morrissey; it's just a redirect to this article. So I don't know where you'd be able to put this image so that It makes sense in context. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 12:05, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
I guess I was thinking of a rewrite of that existing Smiths article, as it is a hair away from being on VFD itself, and making it about the band vs the Matrix guy. Honestly, could just move the existing Smiths article to a new article about the Matrix (as most Matrix articles genuinely suck), and then have space cleared for an article about the band. Yeahhhh, the article references how it's not talking about the band, but that doesn't make it any less dog-water. Right now this IS funny, but def feels like a userpage type of thing as clearly nobody else got the joke, and to them its just an image with no context. LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 12:50, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Fret wanking

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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!--AtomicAnon (talk) 19:09, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke or Symbol move vote.svg Move to UnDictionary. ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 20:28, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol move vote.svg Move to UnDictionary. , but polish it so it doesn't look bland. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 05:25, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Yuk.PNG Eww! yucky LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 11:44, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
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SpySheriff

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Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. to my userspace. 2000 cruft. Too many facts, too. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 05:11, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

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  • Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfied to GlitchyZorua's user space. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:42, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Six-party talks

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Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 11:34, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Zombieche-vote.png Bombiezaron. Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 16:01, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
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  • Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfied to my user space since it's really not that bad. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:48, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:East Antarctica breaks off, Americans still don't care

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Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:16, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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Symbol keep vote.svg Kept because only one person voted on this one. Like, at all. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:55, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Comedian stumbles around for appropriate Ted Kennedy joke, fails

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Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:16, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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Symbol keep vote.svg Kept. Same as above Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:56, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Today is Obvious Day

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Smite lightning.svg Smite. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:22, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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Symbol keep vote.svg Kept. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:55, 10 March 2026 (UTC)


Recipe For Disaster

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  1. It needs some work, but I don't think it's bad enough to be deleted Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:14, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 12:37, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 17:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. BleedingEye.png (my eyes are bleeding) --AtomicAnon (talk) 13:30, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.ใƒผ Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:07, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Give it to Gamma Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:06, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol rename vote3.svg I agree with Turb0 ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 00:08, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol rename vote3.svg userfied to Gamma's userspace ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 01:15, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

Calendar

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  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. AtomicAnon (talk) 22:18, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Cruft. ใƒผ Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:34, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Top ten least funny things of all time Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 23:57, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! should've been QVFD'd a long time ago ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 00:08, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol Burninate vote.svg burninated. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 01:15, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

James Carville

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 23:43, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
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  1. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! It's just a picture of his face?--AtomicAnon (talk) 14:45, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombieboner. yeah not sure what this is about... LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 17:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. the quote is a bit funny but this article is complete dog. ใƒผ Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:02, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 13:11, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol rename vote3.svg userfied to GlitchyZorua's page ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 13:14, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Expletive

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep per Dani ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 23:53, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
    Feel free to leave your vote, just want to reiterate (since it looks like it might have been overlooked) that simply being labeled an injoke is nothing special. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:28, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. hard to call this VFD worthy when there's like 90 articles on here about a certain kind of leather shoe... LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 11:47, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 06:43, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol merge vote.svg Merge. with Tourette's Syndrome GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 00:18, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol merge vote.svg Other way around. I agree except we should merge Tourette's syndrome into expletive. It's a shame that our tourette's article childishly plays into the stupid misconception that tourette's syndrome is a condition that makes people cuss. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 01:50, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
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  • @MrX: although I agree the "Tourette's syndrome" article could be way better than it is now and use more jokes aside from the stereotype of cussing, apparently "Tourette's syndrome" became since its conception back in the 2000's somewhat of an Uncyclopedia in-joke and maybe it'd be weird to have it suddenly drastically changed and its contents moved to a completely different title. Although the Tourette's syndrome article really needs to have a rewrite (and maybe we should delete its unnecessary subpages? just a thought) ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 11:53, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
Itโ€™s an in-joke? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:33, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
@MrX: according to Uncyclopedia's official in-joke list, it is. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 22:48, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I mean, it is specifically listed under "outdated injojes" --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 23:05, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: ...which was a section I created for the stuff that was much older and wasn't seen around that often anymore. but only some years ago, there wasn't any distinction between the old and the new stuff. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:12, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
Well, one quick look at the category Uncyclopedia injokes shows that there are a lot of articles that are technically labeled injokes, meaning that simply being labeled injoke is nothing special. Itโ€™s no AAAAAAAAA! Or moccasins thatโ€™s for damn sure. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:48, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
I think we have to remind everyone, yet again that, even though that its a old meme, doesn't mean it should be deleted. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 19:29, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

I withdraw my nomination. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 23:15, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

CockLock icon semiprotected.svg Kept. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:28, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Injoke status. ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 22:10, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. per turb0 ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 02:28, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. per trub0 Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 21:06, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Cyberduck icon.pngGnome-audio-volume-high.svg 1.75x amplified ultimate quack of ultimate destiny. peak LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 13:33, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
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Anarchist cat.jpg *HKHHHHHH* AtomicAnon (talk) 22:09, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

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CockLock icon semiprotected.svg Kept. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:24, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

UnNews:Cat dies from pickle

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  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. --AtomicAnon (talk) 02:38, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 23:27, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. why am i getting sexual undertones from those images, thats slightly disconcerting LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 13:28, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Tinyjens.png MURDERLIZE per MK Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:43, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:24, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninated. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:28, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

Zepathitis Virus

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Like, Keep, but like, very weak ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) ๐ŸŒ‘ 02:12, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. why are there so many red links in this article? ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:35, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg half delete Gerg fixed the awful links, but it still kinda sucks LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 04:09, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 17:17, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:George Bush vows to run for 2008 presidential elections

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  1. Yuk.PNG Eww! Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:18, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. yup LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 17:09, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Rats Been Found To Have Bill Clinton DNA

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! --AtomicAnon (talk) 19:05, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! all these shit articles with actually funny names... a tragedy! LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 11:43, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol speedy delete vote.svg Should've been QVFD'd. ใƒผ Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:43, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. but keep that image --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 12:48, 17 March 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninated. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:14, 17 March 2026 (UTC)

EEEEEEEEEH!!

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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! same reason as 000000000. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 02:27, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. make it my problem --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 02:42, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. make it fish's problem Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 18:16, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. fish. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 22:25, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ›น๐Ÿ›น๐Ÿ›น AtomicAnon (talk) 05:08, 21 March 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol rename vote3.svg made It fish's problem. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 07:33, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

UnNews:Kitten confesses to killing

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  1. Fire2.gif KILL IT WITH FIRE! Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:20, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:New York State allows students to swear at teachers

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NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:21, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Ofcom Launches Complaints Investigation

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  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:21, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:NFL player becomes openly gay

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:13, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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  3. Cyberduck icon.png It looks like a duck to me. I hate the pathetic length, but its UnNews so not exactly unnatural LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fรฐllรฐw รรฅmรฅgรช โ€ rรฅรฏlLucyDance2.gif 13:31, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
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Smite lightning.svg Smite. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:24, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:UnMascot Contest

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Yuk.PNG Eww! Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:25, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Mayans: 'Made ya look!'

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Yuk.PNG Yuk. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 00:25, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I saw that was going to be VFD material. --๐Ÿฉท Sapplerx (talk) ๐Ÿฉท 15:50, 15 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol speedy delete vote.svg Should've been QVFD'd. I was going to nominate this, but you beat me to it, Sapplerx... ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 15:57, 15 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Tennaface.png It's! TV! Time!!! AtomicAnon (talk) 17:56, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Woman held in contempt for farting in courtroom

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  1. Tennaface.png It's! TV! Time!!! AtomicAnon (talk) 12:25, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 14:11, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
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March 25

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  1. Smite lightning.svg Smite. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 11:33, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. it'd be funny if we waited until march 25 to delete it --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 13:14, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. I agree with Fish ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 18:31, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! We should do the thing Fish said Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 01:31, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Chess rn.gif Swoon. Let's do what Fish suggested AtomicAnon (talk) 13:41, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. today is the day Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 00:42, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

@Gammakid999: damn right it is. gonna delete it in a sec. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 10:22, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
Symbol Burninate vote.svg burninated and made a new redirect to the anniversary page. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 10:40, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

UnNews:Oogle turns 0!

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  1. Anarchist cat.jpg *HKHHHHHH* Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 11:52, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. And the associated image too. ใƒผ Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:59, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 14:23, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 22:42, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol Burninate vote.svg burninated ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 22:43, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

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