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Yeahhhh, I just figured the article it directed to covered Walter White quite well, thus deserving the redirect. I think an article on him would be hilarious, but at the same time it would just be yet another recap of BB, with a bunch of goofy "I am the one who knocks" jokes slapped on it. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 16:22, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
Kept Can't believe this one was necessary smh. MrXblow me 23:33, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
Merge. Should be merged into the much better Dentist. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:45, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
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@Gergdown: isn't voting this kinda useless? the article already had the "merge" template, so there's no need to vote in VFD what was already decided 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:02, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
Merge. Should be merged to the much better AirHeads. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:43, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE! no need to merge this when it's so stubby and has barely any content. plus, I don't think it would fit with the joke of the other article. I think it'll be easier to just delete it fully and then redirect to the other one. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:05, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
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@DaniPine3: This nom is null and void since said article is now a redirect. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:06, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown:k. gonna archibe this soon. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:09, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
refirected. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:38, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Deploy MOAB!no way this was ever funny, even in 2013. Also at the very least should be moved to "Mother Bronson's Whale Bon Catalogue" MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl
Userfy. There's barely any stuff on here, it looks pretty ugly, and the Terraria articles that are linked are user-space. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:05, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
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@Gergdown: that's because it was originally in userspace, but L10nM4st3r brought it to templatespace for some reason. I too agree it should've stayed in userspace. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:09, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
ugh let me explain... Similar humor is littered throughout this entire site, and seems to be acceptable there, but not here? I see the argument that it won't bring about any good, but I don't think it will cause harm either... its not going to encourage something that is clearly against one of the few strict rules here. 1st Amendment DOES apply here, but remember... It doesn't protect you from the consequences of your actions. I'll put you in the woodchipper myself and THEN call authorities after :3 MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 14:46, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Keep.. We have articles on niggers, faggots, wogs, crackers, but we draw the line at having joke user boxes.Oh, Kurtz,you can do stupid things! 20:05, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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Ban it from both mainspace and userspace. or Nuke. Seriously. This isn't something to be proud of, even if its a joke. It is disgusting.GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:41, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Eww! Yes, even if it seems to be a joke, it might encourage actual pedophiles. --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 18:47, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Half delete. 17:48, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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IDK what side to take. removing this template would result in a ton of broken links, but it might encourage actual pedos.Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:48, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete this stoned nonsense. if this is about a wiki religion, why is it talking about looney tunes??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:59, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. this reminds me of rule one of HTBFANJS, about coherence. specifically the non-example. GammaHere, friend, have some meth. 17:06, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. From what i can best tell this is more of a list of politicians the author doesn't like than an actual article that tries to be, you know, funny. 23:47, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
Terminate the Article's Command. The writer was butthurt when Nancy Pelosi didn't win, thus proving trump derangement syndrome is still a valid thing.Oh, Kurtz,you can do stupid things! 00:22, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
Dispose Of or Userfy. Its not the worst thing on here by any means, nor even the most offensive, but offensive can at least be funny. This feels more like directed dislike of certain people. Seeing the comment, it could also just be rewritten/cut down, as there is an interesting concept to explore in the body text. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 18:21, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
I started the article. It is more about providing a place to satirise lesser known non western politicians and celebtrities then it is about shaming western politicians I don't like. Can't deny that is part of it though. Both Pelosi and McConnel or on the list....
I agree the individual entries are not terribly funny, but the main body text is mildy amusing I hope? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Noof al Maadeed (talk • contribs)
It's not that bad. At worst should be userfied, not deleted. Definitely has humor and potential. MrXblow me 23:42, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
userfied. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:26, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
This is a joke nomination to VFD This nomination should not be taken seriously. Or do take it seriously. Whatever you feel like, we don't judge. Okay, we do judge, but we do our best to hide it. But I guess our best wasn't good enough, 'cause here we are back where we were before...
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Strong keep. We must make sure that the Yankees-Sox war continues. GO YANKEES! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:37, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. this is like a meth head desperately trying to explain the plot of Armageddon but also they're a meth head so it comes out like whatever the fuck this is GammaHere, friend, have some meth. 17:08, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. but keep that image. SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 17:14, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Huff. 09:47, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
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huffed. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:28, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
Meh. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:39, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. Its sort of funny, but also sorta really not a good article. Would make a better UnScript if anything MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 16:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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I want this for my article trench. 15:23, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
What is Alula's article trench? MrXblow me 22:06, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
@MrX: It's Alula's stockpile of ICU'd articles that are "pretty funny" to her. They range from good concepts with mediocre execution to bnuuy. You can read them here. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:39, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
Ah ok, good stuff, thanks. MrXblow me 23:43, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
Comment. It's also worth mentioning that the "What if?" Mainspace doesn't exist, obviously. It's not a bad idea for a name space though... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:39, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Really short and humor-free UnGame, translated (poorly) from Korean. I've played the first game before; it was almost decent. This sequel, on the other hand... it ain't worth keepin'. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 19:31, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Terminate with extreme prejudice. Yet another crappy article about a fictional country, with nothing to stand out from the other crappy articles about fictional countries. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 20:30, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
Userfy. to gergtowns page, and/or, at least, Lock it to only editors with over 200 edits. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 21:04, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
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Nuke. How is this article still here after an entire year? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 20:34, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
Userfy. 09:44, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
Userfy. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:31, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
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Abstain. If this DOES get deleted, just userfy it in my userspace. The history must know about Wikicreator2562 and his Cherbian antics! (Also, this is my article, that's why I'm abstaining...) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:41, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
One Retard to rule them all, One Retard to find them, One Retard to bring them all and in the darkness write them.Oh, Kurtz,you can do stupid things! 14:06, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
JFK Assassination Pride Flag. Yeah no, this isn't a good article at all. 09:45, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
Userfy. if it ends up getting deleted I want to steal it into my userspace --GammaHere, friend, have some meth. 17:10, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
Deploy MOAB! if that image is a potatochop and not just stolen from an actual game, i want it. If not, it can go fuck itself. The article is like 10 lines, not even worthy of living in a sandbox. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 19:37, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
It's shit. pillow talk 02:31, 30 January 2026 (UTC)
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just a reminder that if Fisher Price was made today the power hungry mods would qvfd it Oh, Kurtz,you can do stupid things! 18:07, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
in-jokes don't become in-jokes because of one person/authority/admin/IP/admin IP, it takes a village to raise a meme --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 21:41, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. You know what? This doesn't even deserve a merge. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:30, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Support. comparing Netanyahu with Hitler isn't a bad idea for satire, but it's too on-the-nose to be funny. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:35, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Nuke. 09:49, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
Mustard. well well well, looks like somebody's sandbox escaped containment... MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 19:40, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
yeah obviously no one's gonna miss this pillow talk 02:30, 30 January 2026 (UTC)
Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn! Had this website been as active now as it was in 2006, this article would have been deleted almost immediately. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 02:38, 30 January 2026 (UTC)
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huffed. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:03, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete or Unfeature. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:34, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
NAPALM. AI slop. Hard to believe, still, it was featured. Lets vow to never make another AI slop article like this one featured again. Oh, Kurtz,you can do stupid things! 13:24, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
WTF? how the FUCK was this featured? I'm fine with AI being used to help with an outline or whatever lazy people use it for, but damn... this is word for word from the ol' Chat Gee Pee Tee... and per Fish, it isn't remotely funny, which is wild because AI can actually make steal funny content, so they must have intentionally set the humor mode to "suck". MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 13:32, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
Agreed. Like what I did with William Henry Harrison, I used AI to generate a garbage speech similar to the one he actually gave, but then manually tweaked in an attempt to make it funnier. Pretty much to do the boring, tedious part. But I didn't just lazily make it all AI without prejudice, like the writer evidently did with this article. OranguTang94(GoBills anyways!) 23:16, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
Shoot 'em out back, Sheriff! Is this the first time a featured article has been deleted? Even though I have a more tolerable stance towards AI, in that it has to be used properly and not indiscriminately, this one's just AI slop. OranguTang94(GoBills anyways!) 22:59, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
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Comment. if this VFD succeds, this'd be the first featured article to get deleted in Uncyclopedia history. well, the second if you count African American/racist, but that one's still around, so it doesn't count. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:01, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
Comment 2: i need to test how the DPL feature thingies react to this being deleted, so to any admins (especially you, Dani): please don't delete this before i give the go-ahead. 22:36, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
@Alula: delete it immediately, you said? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:09, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
winnie the boo(b)! ehhh, it's an odd one alright, but already has a cleanup tag. If edited, it'll be ok I think. If no one wants to clean it OR it's still trash after, then I'll change this vote. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 14:05, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Strong keep. This was created three days ago. And also, it already has a cleanup tag. 14:48, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Meh. this article is all over the place. when I first saw it I thought it was some IP cruft cooked up in 5 minutes, only to see this article has existed since 2011 and it has always looked like this. If not deleted, this article needs severe cleanup. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:14, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
It STINKS! formatted by a drunkard, and written by an arkham asylum inmate MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 14:08, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Strong keep. This is our equivalent of Wikipedia's LTA page. Flammable's Office is for documenting active editing restrictions and the block reasons for certain permabanned users. Those two things are completely different from each other and each serve their own purposes. Also, this is, in fact, currently active. 21:00, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
Strong keep. UN:LSD and UN:OFFICE are for two different things, afaik. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:36, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
Lock or Merge.with UN:OFFICE for two reasons. (1) This hasn't been active for a long time and (2) If we have to discuss about long term abuse users, I suggest using Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office, since thats way more organized then LSD. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:19, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
WTF? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:20, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
Napalm. AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! REPEATING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN IS FUNNY AND HILARIOUS AND HAS NEVER BEEN BEFORE!Ever.Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:25, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
BASH ITS SKULL IN! I know, that's supposed to be DNA or something, but the article never really seems to explain why we are downloading DNA. An article about genetically modifying yourself, or someone else, or attempting to transform your computer into a living organism, could be funny though. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 16:20, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
bleh OR, or...Userfy. Adobe DNA is a real thing... the genexa platform from (infosys?) decodes data (the DNA) from customers for marketing slop purposes. Yeah, the joke here is that you're "downloading" the chemical base code that makes up someone's DNA, but it doesn't make sense thanks to Adobe DNA being an actual thing already. If it were to stay, maybe change the look of it so it more closely represents a shitty webpage from that time period, complete with annoying popups? idk. I get the feeling a lot of articles use this same style of 'dated' humor, and its just more of an older generation joke we don't quite 'get'. MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 16:23, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Move to Illogicopedia. 03:59, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: It's kinda similar to the articles in Template:Nonsense, except there's a lot more actual stuff in it. The "CCTGCAC" stuff is DNA code. Basically, you're downloading DNA through a shitty website. The joke could've been done more effectively, but right now, it ain't that bad. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:31, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: I still don't get the whole "downloading DNA" thing. It seems to me a tad nonsensical. And this website already has many nonsensical things. Maybe this'd fit Illogiclopedia better. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:37, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Yeah, good idea. Whether this gets keeped or not, I'm 100% porting this to Illogiclopedia. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:39, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling kept is kept!!! Obviously not keeped!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 12:50, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling keeped is keeped!!! Obviously not kept!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:02, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Awww wTools made me mess up the template. Why would wTools do this to me?!? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:03, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown:You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Illogicopedia is Illogicopedia!!! Obviously not Illogiclopedia!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 18:54, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Nuke. idk how anyone could even attempt to save this, a total rewrite would be pointless even. NUKE! MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 16:09, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Comment. @DaniPine3: Template:Passport is not any better... Plus, i'm ok having both. the only reason why i want this gone is because this looks not good in my opinion.. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:53, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:11, 11 February 2026 (UTC)
Nom. Uses an imgur link, which cannot be viewed in the UK. Either can somebody fix it, or we remove it if it's unfunny. — L10nM4st3rROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:13, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! It's literally just an ass. I mean it. Just a big ol' ass. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 21:15, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
Deploy MOAB! I can confirm that this does not work as often as you'd think. Kinda funny, but there's wasted potential here (typical) MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 02:49, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Nuke. Also, I did not know that Imgur was banned in the UK. Maybe for the better! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 14:12, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
MEGA SMASHA!!! How can unfunny stubs (that aren't called "Fisher Price") survive for 10 whole years? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 14:15, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Deploy MOAB! copy pasted from some other wiki page practically. L MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 16:42, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Burninate! 12:30, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete. There is a universe where Paraffin was authored by 4.252.99.182 and Fisher Price got deleted. This is not it --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 15:34, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
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huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:32, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
Pray for it. wouldn't be a bad idea for an article if it wasn't that there's nothing more than the logo, a searchbar and some links. no segment about Jesus actually answering, no punchline, no setup, no anything. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:18, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. The concept is decent (assuming none of you in the comments are lying), but that doesn't change the fact that the article itself sucks. 09:39, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
Zombiebaron. cool concept, zero execution MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 04:25, 30 January 2026 (UTC)
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Neutral. A great concept, but horribly unfinished. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
Comment. Agree with Opossum. Appears to be a parody of "AskJeeves", which was/is pretty much bare-bones (are they still even active anymore?) but we should program it to be as if Jesus were giving some quippy response. That, or maybe an article covering when they made a chatbot to mimic Jesus (not to be confused with AI Jesus which is just a collection of AI images that I'd like to unsee!) OranguTang94(Complaint board) (Damage trail) 02:18, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. yeah I don't think the people from 2022 are coming back to improve it --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 21:13, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
Nuke. QVFD would have worked perfectly here too. this is literally nothing MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 02:49, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete. 12:31, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete. It's a long way to a good article from this piece of shiße. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:19, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:57, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
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Deleted with great prejudice. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:00, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Nom. You guys think somebody from 2020's coming back for this? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 13:41, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
Burninate! aw this one feels like it was the start of something funny, but its UnNews so trying to save it now is hella pointless MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 16:43, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Kill. Someone should actually write this. Me? I'm too lazy. But I agree that the current edition sucxs. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 21:40, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Deploy MOAB! agree with Dani. This page is literally useless, and not even worthy of being a redirect MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 02:50, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete. If this is the "funny" version, why is the original featured? If there's anything historical to them, userfy it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:39, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete. 12:34, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete. OR Merge. it's not terrible content i suppose, so why not just add it to the main article? MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 15:21, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:57, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Comment. I should mention that this, and the article below this are orphaned, meaning there's 0 significance to them. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:51, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:10, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
Lock. Another irrelevant, inactive and confusing ASBOWAAT with no relevance to the lore of this already-awful series. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 14:08, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Lock. Woah, I thought we already locked this one? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:16, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Lock. As someone who's spent too much time contributing to this one, i can confirm that the concept doesn't work in practice. Writing an entire story for a single word turns out to be nearly impossible, not to mention that it's equally as difficult to actually form a word to begin with. 12:42, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Nom. this stinks of being a Wikipedia article just copy-pasted and with some lame jokes thrown in. About the quality of the city itself. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 14:26, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
Deploy MOAB! well well well, looks like someone read my edit! I want to rewrite this article real bad (Charleston is my second home irl) MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 18:43, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! Soviet, you're getting good at finding these irredeemable stubs. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 15:01, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Against. Though i did look at the guy's Wikipedia article, and it's still only one sentence long somehow. 22:02, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
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burninated. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:11, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
Recyclewrite. This isn't awful, but it definitely needs a bit of rewriting. 12:26, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Keep. per Alula, this is a totally ok article. fixing sure, rewriting sure, but deletion seems like a big waste. If it DOES get deleted, I'm trenching this MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 18:45, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
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this is hwy gen z-invented slang isn't funny. genzcruft. also reads like a guy fed up with his office job.Oh, Kurtz,you can do stupid things! 13:22, 9 February 2026 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! only four words in and the article already mentions Al Gore out of nowhere. Pure 2005cruft. Burn it with prejudice. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:51, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
moccasins.20052007cruft. 22:09, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Nom. Terrible - would be given ICU/badstub tag if new but the editors are long dead – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 20:13, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
I've seen this page pop up in recent changes quite often, and i always knew it wasn't great, but i didn't expect it to be this bad. 22:07, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
BRRRRRT! wowie, more red text! my favorite :3 MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 01:34, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
Feed this to a Grue! why is there so many red links why do you feel the need to link all that stuff do you have a link kink. User:AtomicAnon 14:33, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
Nom. Ok, here's the thing i wanted to nominate. This page sucks. There's red links everywhere and it's generally just very unfunny. 02:13, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
Keep. the article itself is totally fine! (and quite funny). the title is just kinda weird and makes no sense MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 15:23, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete (5)
Delete. If this is the "funny" version, why is the original featured? If there's anything historical to them, userfy it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:39, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Nuke. 12:37, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Deploy MOAB! this has been here for too long, just get rid of it already. AtomicAnon 15:56, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete. yeah, let's get rid of this already 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:50, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments
@Gergdown: the article was originally called "Hip hop", but I moved it last year so that hip hop would be a redirect to the featured article. the "funny version" thing in the title isn't really a factual claim but just something I copied from God/Funny version. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:54, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Oh, well, in that case, withdraw both of these noms. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:56, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: no, keep them, keep them. I personally think they're crappy enough to be here. if I didn't nom them myself last year was simply to not bother with the democratic procedure. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:58, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
@MK: do you have a better idea for this article's title? It was originally called "hip hop", but I moved it so that hip hop would be a redirect to hip hop music. I must admit I didn't think much of the name; so you could suggest a better name. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:26, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I'm not super sure, but you could merge it with the existing Gangsta Rap article since that one is kinda short and could easily do with more content. Other options include: Urban Music, Afro-American Music, Crunk, Afrobeats, and... well a lot of low hanging fruit- kinda racist titles like Gorilla Music, Jungle Beats or something along those lines (if you so feel like going that way). MKyap!FðllðwÐåmågê†råïl 03:37, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
userfied to MK's userspace. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:54, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
Delete. 
Huffed 
Walter White
Strong keep.while it may be a redirect with possibilities, it's not pointless --
Bless. its literally a featured article even! it's great. 
Kept Can't believe this one was necessary smh. 
Userfy. There's barely any stuff on here, it looks pretty ugly, and the Terraria articles that are linked are user-space. 
Eww! Yes, even if it seems to be a joke, it might encourage actual pedophiles. --
WTF? Huh? 
burninated. 🎄🎄🎄
Delete this stoned nonsense. if this is about a wiki religion, why is it talking about looney tunes??? 🎄🎄🎄
smote. 🎄🎄🎄
ＰＩＣＫＬＥ ＲＩＩＩＩＩＣＫ！！！ counting down until the inevitable 5 second ban for nominating this... 
Comment. It's also worth mentioning that the "What if?" Mainspace doesn't exist, obviously. It's not a bad idea for a name space though... 
Abstain. If this DOES get deleted, just userfy it in my userspace. The history must know about 
BRRRRRT! QVFD would have been more approporate here 
Support. comparing Netanyahu with Hitler isn't a bad idea for satire, but it's too on-the-nose to be funny. 🎄🎄🎄
Barnacle dick. k 
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Against. Monkeys and apes are two different things. 
Wet pussy. only funny thing is the title. 🎄🎄🎄
Move to Illogicopedia. i kinda get the joke. 
Shit on it. 
Pray for it. wouldn't be a bad idea for an article if it wasn't that there's nothing more than the logo, a searchbar and some links. no segment about Jesus actually answering, no punchline, no setup, no anything. 🎄🎄🎄
Pacman. 
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*HKHHHHHH* lmao 
For. 
Zombieboner. 