Airhead

Airheads are the world's most common population group, with a population of over 17 billion. They breed like rabbits are very prolific, and have created most of the world's literature, buildings, and societies. Airheads are celebrated in many cultures, such as the South and The Oscars. The world's first recorded airhead was Moronicles, an ancient Greek Scholar who tied himself to a wagon by accident and was dragged around Athens.

Notable Airheads

• Jim Henley, who congratulated a friend on being pregnant when she had actually just gained 50 pounds.
• Nathan Hale, the world's worst spy.
• Homer Simpson
• Robert Garet, who declared that Martin Luther King Jr. "never really did anything important".
• George Bush
• Ira Duisburg, who tucked his shirt through his fly.
• Holly Daley, who used "much" to describe a countable quantity, instead of "many"
• Rick Rosebush, who replied "Me too" when his date said "I love you."

Habitat

Airheads exist on all continents, but are most commonly found in Fenway Park, Idaho, and Donald Trump's cabinet.

See also

• Moron
• Loser