Orangutang94's complaint board
Got somethin' to say? Whether it be a complaint, compliment, a new bounty for me to go on an' collect, or, well, whatever you wanna say, stick 'em here, boss! -- OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 04:10, 11 February 2024 (UTC)
PS. But seriously, if any of my edits cross the line, please let me know.
"Complaint Board" Archives
Congratulations! WotY[edit source]
With Sophia's blessing, it is my honor to congratulate you on winning Writer of the Year! @PF4Eva: could you please do the honors with the award/template? Again, congrats!! MrX blow me 
17:17, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
Wow, I guess I did something worthwhile on this site. I'm honored, thanks MrX! OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 17:21, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
Here's your plaque. Be sure to brush better next time.
PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 13:36, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
- Congratulations Orangutang, glad you're here doing what you do. Keep it up, I love the articles!
BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 14:13, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
Congratulations![edit source]
Since you and me are the only ones who pay attention to the Marshals Service anymore, you have been promoted to Deputy Director of the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! 
BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 02:17, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
- I can make you your own Deputy Director template if you'd like. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 02:18, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
- Sure. I accept the responsibility, Bad Motherfucker! OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 03:55, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
oh, what's that?[edit source]
4-3 in OT? against the Sabres? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻
Hey, at least you guys are supposed to be good! I don't expect anything out of the Sabres anymore 😝 OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 14:48, 31 October 2025 (UTC)
- especially after Dahlin ate ice and lost it 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻
Sabres still got a point in the standings by taking it to overtime, that's all I'm hoping for 🤷♂️
Enjoy the Pats win streak for now! Let's see how they do down the road and once the Bills get out of their yearly October slump 😛 OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 18:25, 31 October 2025 (UTC)
- otherwise known as the Jet's monthy month-long losing streaks 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻
Haha yeah. The Jets are a joke this year, especially this year. Surprised they beat Cincinnati though! OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 18:56, 31 October 2025 (UTC)
Congraltuations![edit source]
You're now an admin and stuff. I didn't really think of anything else to say here (mostly because i don't think i've ever talked to you before), but you can now delete and undelete stuff, as well as viewing deleted content (which is NOT done by undeleting it. There's an option there to look at the deleted revision itself. I have to tell you this because DaniPine somehow doesn't actually know this and has done that exact thing before), among other stuff. A full list of the user rights are on Special:ListGroupRights, in case you want that. 
08:54, 1 November 2025 (UTC)
- Oh, also, before i forget: i added you to UN:AA as well. Feel free to change the description i gave you if you want.
09:09, 1 November 2025 (UTC)
UnBreakingNews[edit source]
I comment it out when the current headline ages out and nothing new has replaced it. :) PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 22:22, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Ahh, I see, thanks! Makes sense OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 22:34, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
i have complaints[edit source]
actually i don't. Would you like to collab on an UnNews about the Chiefs moving? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:53, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- Sure! I'm starting something rather tongue-in-cheek. Feel free to add to it. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 15:22, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Merry Christmas, you bastards[edit source]
Through hundreds of rollbacks, so much has changed since July. New users, A few old ones coming back, and a whole lot of moccasins.
As the sun sets on another year, do remember that I'm under the mistletoe right now. :3
Lovingly yours,[nuh uh]
Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas
01:47, 25 December 2025 (UTC)