User talk:Orangutang94

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Got somethin' to say? Whether it be a complaint, compliment, or, well, whatever you wanna say, stick 'em here, boss! -- OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 04:10, 11 February 2024 (UTC)

PS. But seriously, if any of my edits cross the line, please let me know.

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NFL infobox[edit source]

Yo, so a couple things. First, you've probably seen that I added Bills' colors to the box. I don't know if you tried to do that before, but I just added the templates necessary to make that work, should work with any team. Feel free to remove it. Also you might have seen the coin toss stat I added. Also, of course, feel free to change/remove that, just a suggestion.

Now, you're probably wondering why the "Career NFL Statistics" section is all over on the right side. For the life of me, I can't figure out why this glitch exists, but fortunately it is a small glitch. This only happens to this infobox in user space. So when you move this article to main space, the problem will go away.

I also really like what you've done so far with your article on Antonio Brown.

Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 06:35, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

@MrX: glad you like! You're welcome to keep adding to either the Josh Allen or AB page if you have any awesome ideas. I think a few more pictures and Allen's page will be ready for the mainspace here, or whatever you guys call it. Regards, Orangutang94 (talk) 06:43, 3 March 2022 (UTC)
Ok cool, I'll see what I can come up with. Also feel free to add to any of my articles, like Colin Kaepernick or any of them really. Eventually we'll have to create an article and absolutely roast my favorite team, the Las Vegas Raiders. Too much low hanging fruit there. We can also call out the NFL for all the injustices committed against the Raiders over the years of course. Did you know John Elway was almost a Raider? I just found this out. The commissioner vetoed the three-way trade with the Bears and Colts just cuz he hated Al Davis. Anyway, keep up the good work! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 06:49, 3 March 2022 (UTC)
Damn... didn't know that about the Raiders. I'll try to come up with something as well! Can already think of fast WR's, Gruden and all his schenannigans, Jamarcus Russell ('nuff said), and all the moving. I'm also considering a WikiNews on the Brian Flores fiasco but wonder if it's too late... --Orangutang94 (talk) 07:59, 3 March 2022 (UTC)
Hey, I meant to respond sooner, anyway yeah there's tons of material for multiple articles with everything you just mentioned. As for an UnNews about Brian Flores, first off it's never too late to do an UnNews. You can write about something any time. If you want, you can add Template:Late delivery to the top of an article to kind of help the reader try to think in a past frame of mind, here's an example from an article I wrote in 2021 about an event in 2017, but this is by no means a requirement. Also, with the Brian Flores thing, the announcement may have been a few weeks ago, but a case like this is still very early in the shitstorm that will soon unfold, so it'll be fresh for a while. Looking forward to funny stuff ahead. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:11, 6 March 2022 (UTC)

File naming[edit source]


I see that you're uploading new media to Uncyclopedia — that's great! No, more than that, it's wonderful! But wanna know what's even better?

Why, the answer is simple: new media files that are descriptively named so that your fellow editors can find and use and reuse and appropriate them as needed. So, uh, you might wanna consider fixing this, this and this. Just a thought.

Cheers! --Sai.png Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) (Wikia ads) 09:56, 11 April 2022 (UTC)

I'll give it my best shot. Thanks for the heads up! --Orangutang94 (talk) 17:45, 14 April 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:10, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

MCU and DCEU[edit source]

Hi there Orangutang. Have you ever considered also bringing your MCU or DCEU articles to the spoon ( I feel like it would help fill in one of the info "gaps" we have over there.-- (talk) 00:36, 26 August 2022 (UTC)

Joe Buck[edit source]

Love it so far! Same with Mahomes. Anyway, just in case, I wanted to make sure you're aware of the little known fact that Joe Buck is a mathematician. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 05:48, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

Thanks Mr. X! I'll be sure to include Bucky's "maths" skills somehow. --Orangutang94 (talk) 04:28, 22 September 2022 (UTC)

Whale[edit source]

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You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Taxworm just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include absolutely nothing, ARandompage told me to send this to you

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Jan 6th. hissy fit[edit source]

Yes, it was a hissy fit, but it was a hissy fit that involved people dying. The rioters were mostly idiots that had no combat experience, leading to one of them being easily and avoidably shot to death by a police officer, but the sheer number of them allowed them to kill some of the police there and injure others. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:19, 6 November 2022 (UTC)

That's fair. I thought it would be a funny addition but feel free to revert if you feel that joke was inappropriate. I guess that incident is just really hard to make light of, or if it's still too soon.--Orangutang94 (talk) 03:23, 6 November 2022 (UTC)
Yeah it's acceptable, I decided to change it to an organized violent hissy fit, because it is funny while also not being unnecessarily disrespectful to the people there (like how we have a news article saying that 9/11 might have been an outside job, while also acknowleding that it was a violent terrorist attack). Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:32, 6 November 2022 (UTC)
Actually none of the cops were killed by protestors. But more importantly than the inaccuracy, the word violent made it less funny. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:04, 6 November 2022 (UTC)
Yeah... I'll just stay of this and let you guys debate. I'm fine with whatever.--Orangutang94 (talk) 04:14, 6 November 2022 (UTC)
That's true that it makes it less funny. I didn't realize none of them were actually killed by the protestors. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:17, 6 November 2022 (UTC)

Your articles[edit source]

Hi Orangutan. Would it be possible for you to bring any of your articles over to the spoon at (or maybe allow me to bring the over)? They're quite brilliant and hilarious, especially the Morbius one.-- (talk) 09:14, 31 December 2022 (UTC)

Are you suggesting im drax![edit source]

I not take insults!! I pound and squish 'em! HAHAHAHA!L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:58, 24 August 2023 (UTC)

I am Groot. I am Groot! - Orange Tang 05:19, 26 August 2023 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *stabs groot with knives over and over. Results in exactly what you expect from stabbing an overgrown tree monster* L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 07:38, 26 August 2023 (UTC)

Infobox Colors[edit source]

Thank you for your help on the Joe Burrow article. I was wondering if you were able to add the Bengals black and orange colors to the infobox I made (or tell me how) because I have no idea how to do it. Thanks. --Packman87 (talk) 00:12, 4 March 2024 (UTC)

You were missing the underscore (_) in “current_team”. Infoboxes can be weird, sometimes those things matter but sometimes spaces don’t matter. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 00:24, 4 March 2024 (UTC)

Yup, what Mr. X said. Sometimes it's just a syntax issue which you gotta play around with. The "show preview" button is your friend in that case. -- OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 15:36, 4 March 2024 (UTC)