User talk:Hyperbole

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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
This user is mostly harmless.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DON'T LEAVE!!!! -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 23:41, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

:( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:58, 29 May 2011

Cmon, come back

Even do it incognito under some bizzare drunken or toaster-themed alias, I don't care! Just come back! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:12, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

"I'll be back" I heard Hyperbole say as he was led out left by the side entrance. What happened? Or did nothing happen. Anyway, you know we all love you, so you be back now, you hear. Aleister 18:26 30-5-'11

Nigh. No email? Lest you forget our names, or take a left at uncy and end up in wikipedia, we will see you soon I assume (iz a poet and don't even know it). Aleister 11:47 10-6-'11

For those who still miss him...

Here's a link to his first article. --Scofield & 1337 10:32, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

It's gone, due to Forest Fire Week. Ain't that a shame... -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:28, 11 August 2011

Congratulations, dead person.

You won this.

	Zombie of the Month June 2011

Pity you won't be around to do anything with it. 1234 ~ 03:58, 2 July 2011

What?!?

We gave you fish? We are so fool. --Mimo&maxus 06:08, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

This is not spam...

...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:12, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Return of Hyperbole

...you have returned...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:09, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

He wouldn't go that far. --Scofield & 1337 12:44, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Pee Week

This user took part in Pee Week 2011 and finished with a positive score. In recognition we hereby award them the title and rank of "A rather spiffing chap". Envious? Want to get templates, fans, stuff and more? Review something! It's more fun than eating!

Thanks for helping out. --ChiefjusticePS2 08:10, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

hype

Damn, I wanted to collaborate on an article with you. Anyway, Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig owes some of inspiration to your page on Japanese high schools, well some tangent link, as I read that a day before.--Nikau 03:54, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

I'm glad you found inspiration in the article on Japanese High Schools. That is literally the first thing I ever wrote here, with the exception of the five articles I wrote that were the first things I wrote here that almost got me banned for sucking. Personally I find inspiration in beer. Jesus Christ it's fucking late Inebriated 07:27, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Ideas for User:Bad_Shroom/Let_me_just_say_one_thing...

Maybe this article needs to be somewhere along the lines of all of these ones. I mean, this poor guy has had a ton of really terrible luck lately:

1. His wife took the remodeling matters into her own hands: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Is_This_Some_Kind_of_Fucking_Joke%3F!

2. He needs a new couch: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Why%3F:You_should_get_a_new_couch

3. His french fry is in the oven and is currently burning: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/That_French_Fry_Fell_Off_the_Tray_and_is_Burning_in_the_Oven

4. His son has turned into a paranoid nutjob: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_am_not_kidding

5. His best friend is going crazy: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/You_don%27t_want_to_know

6. His brother can't use a computer to save his life: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_don%27t_know

7. His grandmother is insane: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/A_Visit_with_your_Psychopathic_Grandmother

8. He reheated the lasagna and all sorts of crazy stuff happened: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Your_estimate_of_how_long_to_reheat_the_lasagne

9. He is beginning to lose his sanity too: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/They%27re_coming_to_take_me_away

10. He's a MORON: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/What_They_Forget_To_Tell_You...

11. He's hungover and blacked-out the night before: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/What_The_Fuck_Happened_Last_Night

12. Somebody wants to KILL HIM: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/A_Note_from_your_Killer

13. His grandmother doesn't know how to operate the DVD player: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Call_from_Grandma

14. His daughter is addicted to just discovered Uncyclopedia: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Hey,_what%27s_this%3F

15. His entire family has issues: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/My_family_has_problems

16. HE FORGOT ABOUT HIS WIFE'S BIRTHDAY: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_will_never_forget

17. He has a stalker: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_know_where_you_live

18. His mother is having an affair found a new boyfriend: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_fucked_your_mother

19. He is stalking somebody else: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_don%27t_believe_I_know_you

20. Somebody spilled water into his last bag of potato chips: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_don%27t_appreciate_your_attitude_towards_my_potato_chip_situation

21. His newest friend is a bit freaky seems to be completely insane: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_Have_A_Problem

22. His Nigerian pen pal needs $50,000: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/How_Andreas_Schrammer_changed_my_life

23. He's about get hit in the head by a meteor: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Oh_My_God!_There%27s_a_Meteor_Heading_Towards_Us

24. Stephen Hawkings ran his cat over: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Stephen_Hawking_ran_over_my_cat

25. His sister lost her job working for Starbucks: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/DRVHSNDOCBIVDSGFEHWFWCUDDBOSNLONI

26. Some Swedish dude stole his pet rat: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/The_Swedish_Orienteering_And_Firing_A_Rat_From_A_Cannon_Championships

27. His front door leads to another dimension: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/What_to_do_if_you_open_your_front_door_one_day_and_there_is_a_portal_to_an_alternate_dimension_instead_of_what_you_expected_to_see,_which_was_probably_something_along_the_lines_of_whatever_is_usually_outside_your_house

28. His entire family died: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:Your_family_died

29. He's on fire: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:You%27re_On_Fire

30. He has leukemia: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:You_Have_Leukemia

31. Somebody lit his signed football on fire: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_torched_your_signed_football

32. His friend needs money: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Can_I_borrow_5_bucks%3F

33. Somebody lost his pet ferret: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_lost_your_pet_ferret

34. Somebody ate all his ice cream: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_ate_your_Haagen-Dazs

35. Somebody slept with his wife: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/I_had_sex_with_your_wife

--Magnus: You're brilliant. Now get out-You can't catch me, because I'm TURBO PENGUIN! 05:36, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

HMC 2012

Be the first to sign-up. If you are the first five people to sign up...I will add .5 to your score :) here. Happy Monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !! --ShabiDOO 16:25, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

I ate your Haagen-Dazs

...is still in my top 5 of all articles. --ShabiDOO 02:33, December 19, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, Shab! I felt like I had a few words to say about the Guy Code that day. Hyperbole (talk) 01:16, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

I liked you better as Horace. Naw, just kidding. Hello! Aleister 3 minutes later

I saw that.

<3 You've returned! -- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:05 3.01.13 00:05, 1 March 2013 (UTC)

Well, I wouldn't go that far. Hyperbole (talk) 01:45, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

That's what he always says before he lets you stick your dick in his anus. MrN 01:49, Mar 10

Talking of anus... Uncyclopedia:VFH/Public domain 2. MrN 23:05. Apr 8. 2013

Ooh! Anus! Hyperbole (talk) 23:08, 8 April 2013 (UTC)

Oh, not again! MrN 23:12. Apr 8. 2013

Did you have a listen to my two new UnTunes? I am attempting to whore them without having to VFD them. Hyperbole (talk) 23:13, 8 April 2013 (UTC)

Nothing wrong with whoring on VFD. The "cool" kids whore on ban patrol. For a whore you suck. Well, that would be good if you were actually a whore, but on Uncyclopedia to whore articles you need to link them! MrN 23:17. Apr 8. 2013

Um... right... linkies. UnTunes:The Bacon Maker Maker versus The Burrito Wrapper Rapper feat. The Bacon Maker Maker and the Burrito Wrapper Rapper and UnTunes:Sunburns for Science :D Hyperbole (talk) 23:24, 8 April 2013 (UTC)

Well, you know... Obviously I found them, but... Other people passing and all that... So I guess you are looking for a VFH yea or neh... Um... Don't know. Both close, but maybe both missing that one extra twist to make em great. It is however great to listen to something new from you dude. I have checked out the UnTunes stuff on Youtube recently, and I took in some of your old stuff then. I think one of the new ones could use re-recording and the pill one is more clever than funny. So... You just have not make it "slightly more funny". :) No problem for yourself considering that you are Hyperbole. Also... It's still currently not possible to ban Cajek. MrN 23:34. Apr 8. 2013

Perhaps I will consider correctly recording Bacon Maker Maker as, indeed, it's a one-take thing on a Zoom H4N after we had practiced literally two times. Hyperbole (talk) 23:40, 8 April 2013 (UTC)

You should probably be eating bacon while recording to get the correct effect. MrN 23:44. Apr 8. 2013

Test

Well this has been annoying. pillow talk 23:40, 11 March 2014 (UTC)

I see you figured the stuff out, but anyway, a couple tiny things - you might want to change the link to your user page to point to User:Hyperbole, and you can just say [[File:Tinymasaru.gif|link=User:Hyperbole]] instead of the code you have, because we can do that now.

Hope that helps and isn't just annoying. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:51, 11 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Thanks! I missed that the talk and user pages were pointing to different places! pillow talk 23:58, 11 March 2014 (UTC)

I miss Horace

Horace was the best, man. And you took him out, you iced him. Why? To destroy uncyclopedia. Thought nobody would catch on? At the exact same time Uncy was losing popularity on the google look what you did. I hate you worse than bugs, or that stuff on the top of cold soup. Aleister 10:34 12-3-14

And apparently you're most popular in the Philippines. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:28, 12 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Sometimes I like to go to the Philippines and yell "MALAYSIA SUCKS!!" And then I fly to Malaysia and yell "THE PHILIPPINES SUCK!" It's worked out pretty well. They like me in those places. pillow talk 19:02, 12 March 2014 (UTC)

Captain Autofellatio

I thought you might like to know the good captain is manoeuvring himself into a promising position on VfH. MrN demands more self-suck pics, which led me to wonder where you got the main pic from, and if there might be a rich vein of similar pics. Yes I said vein. Leverage (talk) 21:00, 19 May 2014 (UTC)

MrN is retired however, and so is in no position to demand anything. I however demand that these are not demands, but that they are idle threats. JFC 21:18. May 19

Lazarus has risen! JFC 23:13. Jun 2

When Captain Autofellatio needs me, I heed the call! pillow talk 23:15, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

To be honest I never saw what all the fuss was about with Captain Autofellatio. Everyone appears to be making a big fuss about the guy just because he can suck his own cock. I always assumed that was something most guys did. JFC 23:19. Jun 2

Happy Monkey

Could I interest you in Happy Monkey this year?!?!!?!???!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????!?!!?!?!?!? --ShabiDOO 00:46, 3 June 2014 (UTC)

Right

Don't pretend you are not there. We know you are hiding in the bushes with a brown paper bag and a vodka bottle that you got from the 7-11 and stuffed down your trousers. Anyway, from various wanderings and prevaricatings I have come to the unfortunate conclusion that perhaps you are the person entity on this wiki which actually knows the most about actual real law type things and stuff, and such. Something about your brother's hamster once going on a fishing trip with a Freemason or something... Anyway, I was wondering if you could ask the hamster on what his opinion might be if a wikia lawyer was asked to explain wikia's position considering that wikia are a commercial profit making company generating commercial income by virtue of the fact that they are hosting Uncyclopedia. ... My understanding is that wikia get a boost in their perceived web stats because their overall net web traffic is a fair bit higher because of Uncyclopedia, and so they are more attractive to customers, which then generates profit. I have no wish to kiss your ass (as I know what's been in it) but I'm sure you have thought about this a lot before and probably already have a well formed opinion on it. If so, I would be very interested to know what both you and the hampster think the wikia lawyer might say considering that obviously everything is licensed under the Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0 license? which says:"NonCommercial — You may not use the material for commercial purposes." JFC 08:18. Jun 12

Hey, JFC. I'm very occasionally here. As a non-lawyer who doesn't play one on TV, let me first point out that "NonCommercial - You may not use the material for commercial purposes" isn't actually part of the CC-by-nn-sa-2.0 license. That license is here: [1]

But in the actual license, what's specifically said is: "4c. You may not exercise any of the rights granted to You in Section 3 above in any manner that is primarily intended for or directed toward commercial advantage or private monetary compensation." It's pretty clear-cut.

I suppose if I were a Wikia lawyer, I'd focus on the word "Primarily," and I'd claim that the exercise of the rights is being done primarily to help the content reach a widespread audience, and that the "commercial advantage" is a secondary measure, since some commercial advantage is necessary to pay hosting costs.

Then I guess what would happen is that someone would have to subpoena Wikia's financials to determine whether a reasonable jurist would conclude that they're making enough of a "commercial advantage" to merely cover hosting costs, or whether they're making such a large profit that they're violating the license by fairly obviously hosting it with financial advantage as their primary goal.

I suspect this is what it would boil down to. pillow talk 21:26, 13 June 2014 (UTC)

Interesting stuff. I have not read the document you just linked me to. I will read it now. I always thought the thing which mattered was this as that is what appears to actually be linked from the bottom of most pages where it says 'Content is available under a Creative Commons License'. Are you saying that we should not be linking to that, but instead be linking to this?

RE "being done primarily to help the content reach a widespread audience". I would assume that the fact that Wikia is NOT currently allowing links/interwiki links from wikia controlled foreign language Uncyclopedia, as well as links from the wikia English to us might count against them if they tried to argue they were trying to spread Uncyclopedia to reach a widespread audience? They are clearly trying to control the movement of users around domains within Uncyclopedia, keeping them off independent wiki, and onto wikia controlled wiki.

RE I suspect this is what it would boil down to... What do suspect might happen then...? Obviously this would be something which would cost a lot of money from somewhere to do, but if somehow we did manage to get to that stage... Then, what do you suspect might happen next? JFC 21:41. Jun 13

Hype! You exist too! As that is a good thing, I thought I should mention it. Now to disappear for another few months, but in a good mood. --UU - natter 22:05, Jun 13

HMC

Your topic for the competition is Buses (song)

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.

HAVE FUN!

--ShabiDOO 18:06, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

You did it! This year is a record for semi-completed and finished articles. I've been blown away by the humour and creativity of the articles I've so far read! Watch as the scores slowly trick in over the next week here. Hope you enjoyed it you juicy coffe saucer. --ShabiDOO 05:22, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

Looks like there's a three-man race for the top three. Nice article by the way! --ShabiDOO 12:50, 28 June 2014 (UTC)

Thanks, Shabidoo! pillow talk 18:00, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

3nd

You did it.

Your article Buses (song)

was good even though you hated the topic and didn't really try you still came out in the top three

and so you get this image edited on gimp plastered on your talk page to be on the interweb until a solar flareç

destroys all binary stored information on earth. -ShabiDOO 20:36, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

Your Bethsaida article

Hi Hyperbole! Thanks for answering the forum, but could you please explain what you meant by "fucked up my article"? I am fine with reverting my changes but I didn't think they spoilt anything on your page and though it was moved to a subpage of a book, it's still available when you search for the original title (and that title display in Category:My sojourn). Also, would you have any ideas about the proposal in general? Anton (talk) 18:59, 14 October 2014 (UTC)

No more retired user category?

Does that mean you're coming back? --Nikau (talk) 02:51, 14 November 2014 (UTC)

Mmmmmaybe. I have some ideas, but I'm incredibly lazy. pillow talk 06:10, 14 November 2014 (UTC)

Maybe I'll stop being lazy if you do. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 08:32, Friday 14 November 2014 -

Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:20, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Hey

Remember that time you wrote a new and helarious article that everyone loved? ShabiDOO 22:04, 1 July 2015 (UTC)

I don't even remember where I put my keys. Or what my keys look like. Or whether I own keys. pillow talk 22:26, 1 July 2015 (UTC)

Caitlyn Jenner

EpicWinner imported your article from the Fork to the Spoon. I don't think you were asked. Checking the log here, you haven't been active so I will delete your article from the Spoon unless I hear otherwise by Friday. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:38, 14 October 2015 (UTC)

Deleted from the Spoon. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:16, 23 October 2015 (UTC)

Well I certainly didn't respond to this in a timely fashion, but I am satisfied with the outcome. pillow talk 07:33, 18 January 2016 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:33, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Sounds like fun! Is it okay if my entry is late? pillow talk 05:53, 8 November 2016 (UTC)

There's Late, Fashionably Late, and Hyperbole Late... -- User:Mhailles/sig

The topic of the competition has changed to "cardinal sub-directions" and the new page is here. Your topic is West-North-West . You can write absolutely anything you like as long as "West-North-West" appears in the title. We start on Monday Dec 5th at 13.00 UTC (7AM New York Time) and it lasts for two weeks. Rood wuck! ShabiDOO 16:38, 3 December 2016 (UTC)

Awesome, I'm gonna get right on that now! pillow talk 23:30, 5 August 2017 (UTC)

Wus poppin

Do you have a job in comedy now or something? I was reading some of your old stuff and it reminded me of some other stuff, and stuff. --Syndrome (talk) 21:11, 25 September 2018 (UTC)

Nope, I have a job in writing about biology and changing diapers! Have modern comics stolen my material? Those bastards! pillow talk 05:07, 10 October 2018 (UTC)

While you may not care...

Zombiebaron remarked he hasn't heard from you in years, and we'd love to see you stop by our Discord server. There's a lot of familiar faces, from Codeine to Kippy and more. Cheers. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 00:25 14 June 2019

Here is a message to remind you to put your pants back on, and that you actually visited on Discord. Good luck on the hangover, and don't forget to come back. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 07:42 14 June 2019

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:30, 10 February 2021 (UTC)