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What?

Did you get banned for? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

00:53, August 16, 2008 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Hyperbole (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (Yeah, vigilante justice is okay in Grand Theft Auto, but like in real life, you should probably ask the cops if you want something done) with "something done" linking to VFD. It's a shame if you're serious about leaving hype. =( SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:11 17 August 2008

Hyperbole, dude, come back: admit you were being too hasty. You are one of our brightest rising stars, Hype. As for Froggy, you... you moron. >:(   Le Cejak • <1:15, 17 Aug 2008>

come on, hype. blocks don't mean nothin'. cajek's been banned so many times he's more of a zombie than zombiebaron (although he's less of a baron... he's more of a duke of sorts.) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:31, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

I was blocked for absolutly no reason once. and again for saying as much. By TKF too. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:23 17 August 2008

WHAT THE FUCK? MrN 13:53, Aug 17

Hype, you were only banned for a day! COME BACK!!   Le Cejak • <13:56, 17 Aug 2008>

I have been banned for doing my job as a poopsmith on a number of occasions. I know how frustrating it can feel to be banned. I had thought that the whole issue regarding what you were banned for was sorted now. It was only 1 day Hyper. Dam man. As Cajek says, you are probably our brightest new star who is writing awesome stuff. It would be terrible if you left the site based on the actions of one administrator. Uncyc is a community of many, many users dude. Not one person. Please don't let this silly thing stop you from enjoying Uncyc. MrN 14:03, Aug 17

I'm an Admin and a Sysop and I bet I've been banned more times than all of you (except Cajek) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Damn straight!   Le Cejak • <16:12, 17 Aug 2008>

(Block log); 15:30 . . RAHB (Talk | contribs) (blocked User:Mhaille with an expiry time of 1 year:
Hasn't been blocked in over a year! The block time reflects this injustice appropriately.)

HeHe... MrN 15:40, Aug 17

Well this is utter balls. I barely know you Hype, but damn if you aren't funny. Made me laugh more than most writers. You've been here for like 3 months and you already have like 7 features. That's not BS man. You're a bona fide awesome writer. If you ask me VFD is just some tricky shit anyway. I've done about 100 things wrong there. But frankly, fuck VFD. You're too good of a writer to get caught up in there anyway. I'm guessing that's why you came to the site in the first place anyway. You didn't come to clean this place up, you came because you're a truly funny individual, and you have the ability to make people laugh through writing. Maybe you didn't know if you were a good humor writer before you came here, but you've proven that you are fucking awesome at it. Who the fuck cares about the rest of the shit. I get the most joy on this site from knowing the stuff I do makes people laugh, and maybe even brightens their day a little. And look at me. Fuck me. You're better than I am. I honestly believe you have a talent. To let the other BS on the site get in the way of that is a damn shame. But you're a grown ass man. You can make your own decisions. If you want to leave, fine. But we'll always be here if you come back. I've said it before. I like to think that comedy can help people get through the hardships and tragedies in life. I for one would appreciate if you could come make me laugh. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 03:20, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

I'd like a Kitkat and a Coke, please. What? I'm in the wrong line?! But I've been here for hours! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:43, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

I'm sure he'll be back in a week or so— Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:13, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Hopefully. He's got my mother. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:21, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

How's your mother been, anyway? She was a nice lady. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:41, Aug 19

She's got a thing for bad boys who play by their own rules. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:48, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, that was probably why she didn't like me. Apparently, "bad boys don't play dungeons and dragons." Psh. She was just jealous because she could never make a saving throw. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:36, Aug 19

you know, this always happens to me. hyp still has my +2 mace. you think i'll ever see it again? doubtful. this always happens to me! manforman still has my leggings of absurd shortness! this ALWAYS happens to me!!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:50, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

This is just a tribute

To the greatest grammatically-themed user in the world. -RAHB 09:08, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

I just thought that he really liked football. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:44, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

He's so much deeper than that. He also like people shaped like footballs. -RAHB 07:53, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

But that's all of us. Footballs are shaped like morbidly obese people, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:45, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Only the ones from Europe. And by that I mean, "footballs are only shaped like morbidly obese people from Europe" and not "only footballs from Europe are shaped like morbidly obese people." -RAHB 09:06, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

I'm glad that you cleared that up. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:22, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Wait

You knew damn well that you were going to be banned for this. And now you're all: "I don't visit sites I've been blocked from."

? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:10, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

OK Mr Hyperwatsit

If you come back I promise not to say the word "pants" for an entire 2 months. Surely such a useful contribution to Uncyclopedia will entice you back? Now it's not what you want, it's for the good of Uncyclopedia. Come on man. Think of the PANTS! MrN 20:43, Aug 19

Should Hyper come back so that MrN can't say pants?

Score: +4

• Pants as per MrN. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:45, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
• Trousers MrN 20:50, Aug 19
• FOR!!!   ~   Trousers? <22:47, 19 August 2008 (UTC)>
• Abstain I like hype, but I also like pants. pants. pants. Panty pant pants! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:42 19 August 2008
• Definitely pants. And remember, it wasn't the site that banned you, it was one guy. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:59, 19 Aug 2008