User talk:Syndrome

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My archives are here, here and here but not here.

Welcome! This is the talk page of Syndrome. If you'd like to start a new topic, CLICK HERE to leave a message with Ice Cube.

Rules of engagement:

  • Try to avoid getting engaged, it can be very expensive.
  • Sign and date all your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~).
  • Put new text under old text.
  • Don't be a dick Unless you are a dick in which case you should hide your shame.
  • Be funny, not stupid. Unless you are stupid in which case that's funny.
  • If you post here, I will reply here.

Your Not! FUNNY[edit source]

Your Not Funny no One Thinks Your Funny and [Obama] and Your MoM Don't Think Your Funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by WHO LET THE SHITS OUT!! (talk • contribs)

Thank you for your honest opinion. I will take some time to reconsider my life. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:09, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Your Not Really gonna DO IT are [You]? THIS IS Why no One Don't Thinks Your Funny.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  10 Jan 2010 ~ 07:13 (UTC)

Somebody's feeling lonely...[edit source]

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'Sincere Thanks'

Thank you very much for helping to make me December 2009's Uncyclopedian of the Month.

In the words of the immortal Sally Field, "You like me, you really like me!"

Necropaxx (T) {~}

Now you've probably got two. Greedykins. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 14:38, Jan 4 2010

Hot Stuff[edit source]

Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome To Violence

...the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!....................................................

Glad you liked the article and I appreciate the vote. Thanks!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:26, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Glad you're awake[edit source]

Check out that new guys talk page, Dannivirus or whatever. He got caught in the =user name= trick on the Vote for Ban page and freaked out on the page and on his talk page. (and if you're reading this, Dannivirus, go and write something, go on, shoo). An interesting new guy, and who knows? Aleister in Chains Days of our lives MMX

Are you into gullible chicks? You should totally ask her out. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:20, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
OK, asked her, we're on for Friday. Anyway, I didn't mention and should have that I wasn't just mocking him, as soon as I saw his fear and worry I left a couple of notes on his talk page and eased him down from a freak out. But his comments in the midst of the freakout were still funny and I wanted to share them with someone on line who knows him. Wouldn't have done so if it was just to mock him and nothing more. Movies and a beer. Aleister in Chains MMX
I am, however, here to mock her. She's a big poopy pants! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:24, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

AH!!! I'm going to throw-up with this love fest.--I LIKE PIE!!! 00:42, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

I LIKE PIE!!![edit source]

You dummy monster!--I LIKE PIE!!! 00:28, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Duh, everyone knows that you love pie, I LIKE PIE!!! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:00, 19 January 2010

Yep, it's true, and pi!--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:35, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

What did I do? Did I do something wrong? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:23, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, you did. Now, write an article... What are you working on, huh huh HUH??? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 04:56, 19 January 2010

Yeah, don't try to fool us with that, "I'm quitting," stuff- your indentured servitude isn't up yet.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Jan 2010 ~ 07:17 (UTC)

You expect me to write stuff? What is this, some sort of writing class? I had thought about rewriting Sock Fetish but the closer I looked at it, the less I wanted anything to do about it. I do intend to at least try to write something soon, though. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:09, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
At the VERY least that article needs a spell check; a sexy spell check no doubt.
I look forward to your next project and I offer you a challenge: come up with a clever (unhuffable) stub. C'mon stubby, I know you can do it!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Jan 2010 ~ 02:33 (UTC)
Are you making fun of my pocket pussy? I know, it's stubby... But you know you wanna look at it! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:08, 22 January 2010
I would NEVER make fun of that! (It's funny, I thought the fad was to breed hairless feline but I've never been called a trend setter... since the incident.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Jan 2010 ~ 07:07 (UTC)
What are the guidelines fo this stub? Can it be UnNews? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:35, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
I think if it were UnNews it would just be an announcement, kinda like a classified ad for a tragedy or something. No a stub has to be, well, short and to the point and funny... sort of like Lucky Charms I suppose, only more funnier.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Jan 2010 ~ 06:36 (UTC)

Yeah, you strange Syndrome!--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:41, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Isn't it ironic? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:11, 19 January 2010

Yeah, I know...YOU BAD BAD SYNDROME!!!--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:05, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

mejores paginas del mundo[edit source]

mejores paginas del mundo King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:28, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Also I cloned your bees and put them on my user page. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:44, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

It's a boy![edit source]

It's a baby and his name is HELPME because that's what his mother screamed when he was born. And look, he's already learning how to read!

So go say hi to your new great nephew or great stepson or whatever! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:33, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Do you I LIKE PIE???[edit source]

Um, hi. I lefted a note for I_LIKE_PIE!!! you might like to read. That is all.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  01 Feb 2010 ~ 10:55 (UTC)
You should have just called him names and left some sort of "fail" image macro on his talk page. That always works. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:08, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
You're right of course. Ah, ya gotta just love the classics!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  02 Feb 2010 ~ 04:13 (UTC)

Hello there.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:11, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you!![edit source]

Thank you!!

I stand here before you, arms outstretched and butterflies exploding from my zipper, in thanks for supporting me for Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year.

Throughout 2009, many people had stupid ideas, and many of those people wrote those stupid ideas down, but apparently you agreed that no one thought of so many idiotic things, nor humiliated himself on such a regular basis, as I.

You pity me! You really pity me!

May 2010 be an even worse year for us all!

uhm?[edit source]

What's wrong with mu user page? (I use IE, everything seems to be OK). Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 12:55, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Your userpage needs more vandalism. That's all. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:11, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Very funny[edit source]

For your theft of my UotM award found at, I was seriously tempted to put you on Uncyclopedia:FFS. But I have this annoying suspicion that putting someone else's name on there is more likely to get the poster's name put on there, so will refrain.

Instead, as Serjeant-at-law of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I will be taking UnLegal action whenever I get around to making something up. You've been warned. (Also, I found it funny). User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig9 21:02, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Also, I object to whoever you stole your talk header template from. I also object to those pictures at the top of your talk page. I have no idea why, but I did watch some pornography recently. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:08, Feb 4
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:30, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

The Flying Hamster People[edit source]

Don't be a Douche bag.

JoS: Seconded. You may think I'm not funny, but really, you're a hypocrite. – Preceding unsigned comment added by a pair of banned users (talk • contribs)

When an experienced user gives you some advice take it. Next time your ban will be longer. If you remove the ICU again I will delete your page and ban you both forever. Also, hea Syndrome. Better weather than I expected for this time of year... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:35, Feb 6
Actually, I was kind of out of line with the ICU. While making some fixes to it, I forgot that it was already tagged as Construction. But there's absolutely no way that an in-joke between friends on a web forum belongs on Uncyclopedia, especially if they're not going to at least make an effort to hide its in-jokey nature. Uncyclopedia is a humor wiki. When you start name-dropping your friends and giving yourselves high-fives and secret handshakes in the article, that really kills the humor for the rest of the world who reads it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:13, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
The WIP template is a way that a user can tell an admin that they have read BGBU or at least have some idea what is going on here and that they are likely to come back and improve the article. It does not absolutely protect an article from being deleted or tagged with an appropriate tag if one is required in any given situation... So, ya did the right thing man. Cos you understand the why not just what the "rules" say... ;) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:20, Feb 6
Cool. So I won't get banned today, them? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:27, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the nomination[edit source]

There seems to be absolutely no risk I will actually win the honor, but let me thank you for stating the thing I take pride in doing here. Cheers. Spıke ¬  23:41 6-Feb-10

Fisher-Price 3D[edit source]

Nice. Aleister in Chains 3:10 10 Feb. MMX

I wonder if it would work with 3D glasses. It would be better if the blue part on top were semitransparent, but you can't do that with font colors on webpages yet, I think. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 09:03, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
Tried it with my glasses from "Avatar" and it works well from a distance. Don't know if it's 3-D because there's no contrast behind it, but it looks good. Aleister in Chains 15:10 11 Feb. MMX

Get Up, Come On Get Down With The Sickness.[edit source]






Grazie. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 23:53,14February,2010

The meerkat alignment: References[edit source]

I'm changing the references thing back. I was only giving credit where credit is due. Had he never made the strange remark "Godspeed and Meerkats Aligned", I never would have made up any of that story. I won't say his name, only because his screen name is the same here as it is on the forum where he first used the phrase. Just giving you a heads up so you don't call out the admins on me for changing what the great omniscient Syndrome willed. And don't complain or anything, because really I shouldn't have to change it just because you don't like the guy. It's clear from the link previously in place that it was not talking about him as a member of Uncyclopedia, and when I added the references section, he wasn't a member yet. And even with no link, the Jesus of Suburbia is a character well known to any green day fan. Also, I'll call the section "Credit" just so it's more clear – Preceding unsigned comment added by Xedan (talk • contribs)

Boy oh boy... The problem with that is that this is a wiki. If this were, say,, then cool, you can write whatever you want in your story. But on a wiki article, only the relevant information should be written in the article and all the meta-data goes elsewhere because it would just take up space otherwise. Look at any article on Wikipedia. It tells you what you want to know about the subject, cites tangible sources that you can look up, and all the credits and the congratulations and the fact-checking and the who-did-what can be seen by clicking "history" and reading the list of edits, or clicking "talk" and seeing relevant information that doesn't belong in the article. Am I making sense? If you want credits and explanations, put them on the talk page, because the article should be just the execution. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 09:16, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

It's been so long[edit source]

I haven't seen any posts by you since last month! I'm going through Syndrome Post Withdrawal Syndrome! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:29, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Are you in Post-Syndrome Post Withdrawal Syndrome yet? I've been traveling a bit, but aside from that I'm too lazy uninspired to anything beyond watch recent changes. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:36, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

I need your help[edit source]

Someone uploaded pornographic image with no copyright data on my account please delete that image?! – Preceding unsigned comment added by President Johnson (talk • contribs)

Someone hacked into your brand new account upload pr0n without your knowledge as your very first contribution? How old are you, kid? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:24, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
I did not even make this account my friend was at my house earlier and went on here I told him not to make an account but he did please delte my acount I tried after he left but I don't know how. – Preceding unsigned comment added by that guy (talk • contribs)
Oh, don't leave. We're lots of fun here. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:52, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Very nice and timely welcome, thanks! Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 19:19, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

I wrote it just for you. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:21, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
And if I didnt see it on everyone else's first archive I would have believed you haha Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 19:23, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Cursors[edit source]

It's user: Jacque Grimhearse, thanks again for photoshoping the Hand and Arrow cursors! I just happen to not have photoshop on this computer, you helped alot.

No probalo. I saw that the white background stood out against the images in
so I fixed it. I think there's a way to make transparent backgrounds in MS Paint but I forgot how. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:04, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Uncle-Daddy I had another Boy![edit source]

Here's my new baby Rifting who's already learning from his older brother! Yes, being a man I have to bottle feed my sons. But maybe we can get one of our female relatives to loan her breasts....

So go say hi to your new great nephew/grandson! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:34, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Already welcomed him, didntcha notice? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:39, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Only two months after the last one. Isn't Why a slut?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 22:44, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Let's find out with SCIENCE! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Is Why a slut?
Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.
There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 16:09, 11 January 2013.
poll-id 074F2B7DF2C986679BA13DE6D88E2086

He he he I like onions. Rifting Icons-flag-us.png Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca.png - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 18:45, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Makes me feel better about being a whore. Puppy Sunday, 05:19, Mar 28 2010 UTC

Departure of fun[edit source]

If you want to keep these for the sentimental value I can somewhat understand what you are thinking, but I'm actually trying to clean up the games portal as much as possible. Maybe you should look at a 200X portal to actually showcase these types of things so that they are somewhere? In the meantime though I'll avoid nomming any more of these, but I'll remove the from the games page as I would like that to be a highlight of what we're doing rather than a repository for this kind of stuff. How would you feel about creating an early days portal to showcase where uncyc started? Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 20:44, Mar 17 2010 UTC

The Departure of Fun games are listed on the games portal? That certainly needs to be fixed. I was actually thinking of "retiring" the DoF pages and marking them as archives. I think this is what we did when a project page listing new users on was on VFD, and I searched for it briefly before giving up. (Have you noticed how the search function sucks nowadays?) An early days portal would work too, but yeah, take them off the games portal. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:40, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
This is what I'm referring to. Google site search saves the day. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:42, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
Cool. I'm going to remove them now, but I'll leave what is actually on Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun as is. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 08:41, Mar 18 2010 UTC

I found your talk page again[edit source]

Stupid Watchlist.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Mar 2010 ~ 06:19 (UTC)

It's in the yellow pages under "Syndromes". --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:32, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

About your WHY??? poll[edit source]

How should I vote if I'm a slut with onions? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:14, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

I've never heard of a slut with onions. Until you can cite a valid peer-reviewed SCIENTIFICAL article proving the existence of a slut with onions, the experiment will continue as planned despite the observed nausea and hair loss. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:59, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
I guess the "I like onions" fits you, because you have to like the subject somewhat before the slutting commences. The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) 17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 18:59, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
What if I'm feeling horny and an onion just happens to be handy? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:10, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
Do these count? and King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:09, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
Well, in that light, liking onions implied. Say that you like onions if none of the other options apply. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:31, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Our family tree[edit source]

Family tree copy.jpg

This is by User:Pelargonium.

King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:59, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, this is a pleasant surprise. If anyone was to start a genealogy project, I would have thought it would be a mormon. When Pel gets around to crocheting this, note that I'm a Discordian too, at least in some sense. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:31, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Will pass your religious affiliation on. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:41, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Also as you mentioned the Discordian thing, have you heard about this? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:48, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Why, you're an IC whore!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 02:51, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, so what's your point? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:23, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
I'm interested. Where do I sign up? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:20, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
You're welcome to apply on the IC page. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:27, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
I'd bring a bribe too. Use some of your whorin' monies. With love  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  26 Mar 2010 ~ 05:10 (UTC)
I see what you did thar. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 03:47, Mar 27 2010
What, forget to capitalize "Mormon"? My apologies. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:49, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
What a tragedy! But really, I'm glad you like it, Syndrome. Of course, I will try to update it when necessary as fast as humanly possible, but then again I am only an Uncyclopedian. I can only wait until Why gets tired of having babies with...well...himself. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:50, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
Hey, I just saw that! I do NOT have babies with myself! I have them with, um, er.... King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:49, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

The conception of that last comment was immaculate. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 05:28, Apr 2 2010 UTC

For real birthday?[edit source]

Is/was your birthday really April 2? If so Happy Birthday! If not, Happy UnBirthday! Humpty_Dumpty_Tenniel.jpg

Humpty Dumpty wearing the cravat he received as an unbirthday present from the White King and Queen. From Through the Looking-Glass, illustration by John Tenniel. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:09, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Also I think Uncyclopedians should only celebrate unbirthdays. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:10, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. A very merry unbirthday to you too. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:54, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Say, did you see the UnBirthday song I wrote for you? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:49, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
If I were an admin,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum.
All day long I'd biddy ban Syndrome.
If I were an Unc admin.
User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig7 04:07, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation[edit source]

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Been moonlighting huh?[edit source]

So this is why you haven't been around lately...?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 May 2010 ~ 09:23 (UTC)

I disappeared in April because I wasn't feeling the team spirit and I didn't have any inspiration to write, and I'm still gone because I'm too busy directing music videos for pop songs. But you'll always hold a special place in my heart, Happyface or whatever your name is. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:00, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
OMG, I was just thinking about you today..--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 02:57, July 25 2010 UTC
Really? I haven't thought about you in years, despite the fact that I wake up next to you every morning. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:11, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

VMA 2010: Best Pop Video Nominees

Congrats! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:23, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

Syndrome.PNG[edit source]

Holy shit, it's Syndrome! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:48, 4 November 2010

Hi Socky! I haven't been around much because I didn't feel like writing and I wasn't doing anything worthwhile. But if I'm feeling sexy I'll enter The Aristocrats image competition. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:58, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
Nice to see you editing again. I'd give you a pretty image to look at, but I've gotten pretty lazy lately. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:23, 15 November 2010
Honestly, I don't know how much I'll be editing. I just fixed all the rewrites from 2009 because I thought it was sad to have rewrites that old. But don't worry, Socky. You'll always be my favorite nigger. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:02, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

The Grue Army[edit source]

Hello Syndrome, Meganew and I were wondering... Would you like to join the grue army? The grue army is a group created for the sole purpose of reverting vandalism, QVFDing, VFDing, and ICUing crappy articles, helping noobs, and breaking up destructive flame wars, unless on BHOP. We don't have too many users any more, so we need you to join. So here's what you do if you wanna join: 1) go here, and click some of the links at the top and read about us. 2) Add your name to one, some, or all of the squadrons. 3) Do your job (depending on which squadron(s) you joined). 4) Once a week, or once a month report what you've done here. And rise up the ranks! So please join, we need you. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:41, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry about that[edit source]

I didn't mean to revert you; I'm just... really incompetent. It's kind of depressing sometimes. Anyway, as an apology, please accept this picture of a goat I stole off Illogicopedia. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:37, 10 December, 2010

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Thanks for the goat. I'll put it on my awards page when I'm not too lazy. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:43, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
O_O; I... I hope it serves you well. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:24, 10 December, 2010

Challenge accepted[edit source]

It is pretty exciting isn't it? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:10, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Newcookie.gif Kevillips has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Wasn't aware that I issued a challenge, but congratulations, you win. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:04, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
I win I win I win--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 18:12, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
Great, now that's going to be stuck in my head forever. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:38, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Kevilips bit beat me[edit source]

I wanted to end the drought. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 00:49, 4 May 2011

Sorry, you snooze you lose. Unless it's a sleeping contest. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:38, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
No, I was wrong. Kev bit me. Come to think of it, so has everyone. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:24, 7 May 2011
Hey, did you like the birthday card I made for you? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:28, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
You must have an obsession with green penises. But thanks. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:30, 7 May 2011

Greetings[edit source]

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:57, 6 January 2012

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?[edit source]

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? User:Matthlock/sig2 21:05, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Re-feature queue[edit source]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:51, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Time!!![edit source]


Happy Monkey has been scratching his coconut sized balls for days almost bursting with anticipation of the competition. Remember...the articles are not judged by which is most likely to be a featured article. 30 points are awarded...10 each for originality, creativity and making you laugh. Don't forget the originality and creativity. You can slightly modify the topic if you wish to put it in a different space (unbooks, unreviews, unpoetry etc). If you have any doubt...ask Shabidoo.

Your topic is:

My Hyundai is ruining my sex drive!

Good luck and have fun. You have 48 hours from the moment this was posted. Happy monkey has very itchy and blue coconuts to take care of! RAH RAH RAH!!! ShabiDOO 22:58, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

48 hours? I didn't realize it was so short. Syndrome (talk) 14:33, 2 August 2015 (UTC)
That's what SHE SAID.... Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Ba-dum-dum-tsh ShabiDOO 20:08, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?[edit source]

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:29, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]


Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:27, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021


Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:05, 13 December 2021