User:Ptok-Bentoniczny

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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Knight Commander of the Order


Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month October 2012
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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template. Winner in September 2011


Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month March 2011


Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2010
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This person is a Grand Prize winner of the 1st Article Whisperer Competition (2010), which they won for their article: Battle of Grunwald
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This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)


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They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

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Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.


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Uncyclopedia:Babel
pl-N This user is a native speaker of Polish. pl-N
us-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English. us-3
cs-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Czech. cs-2
ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語. ja-1
se-4 This user speaks Simple English at a near-native level. se-4
enr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish. enr-1
eo-G This user does not speak Esperanto and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Esperanto speakers. eo-G
es-0 This user does not understand Español (or understands it with considerable difficulties). es-0
de-E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school. de-E
de-G This user does not speak Deutsch and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Deutsch speakers. de-G
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa-N
pika-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu. pika-2
Poland This user is from wonderful Poland …and has no idea how to change a lightbulb!
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Orko.gif This user follows the wise teachings of Orko the Great. W.W.O.D.?
Thumbs up2.jpg This user created Battle of Grunwald, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! Thumbs up2.jpg
UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. UnNews Logo Potato.png
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
British Royal Family.jpg This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac. British Royal Family.jpg
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Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
Asexuality Symbol.svg.png This user identifies as asexual, as it sounds better than 'virgin'. Asexuality Symbol.svg.png
3hearts.png This user wishes he had a girlfriend, will you go out with him? I wouldn't. 3hearts.png
LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life. LV-2
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This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact they demand the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist. Militant atheist.jpg
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
£££ This user is a libertarian, so they love the system. Specially when the system is a 5-way surround with a powerful subwoofer. £££

In addition to about of 230 articles on Polish Nonsensopedia, I contributed those articles on THIS Uncyclopedia:

  1. Gridiron football
  2. Mark Robinson (cricketer) (featured: 19/12-20/12 2010 on Main page; with Under user)
  3. UnNews:Bangladesh blames economists: Dolar was not strong enough for Zimbabwe!
  4. Kingdom of the Two Sicilies
  5. UnNews:Riots in Poland: We want promised miracles!
  6. UnNews:Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked
  7. HowTo:Be a Good Catholic
  8. UnNews:USA successfully invades Poland
  9. UnNews:Gary Kirsten introduces sex as new training technique for Indian cricket team
  10. Michael Holding
  11. Robert Mugabe's Cricket Almanac
  12. Polish language
  13. UnNews:2009 why didn't anyone think of that before award, awarded‎
  14. Check If You Are The Polackophob!
  15. UnNews:Arbeit hat nicht frei gemacht
  16. Why?:It's worth learning Bahasa Indonesia
  17. TurboDymoMan
  18. Ski jumping
  19. UnNews:Volcanic mess in Europe is all Obama's fault
  20. UnNews:Slovakia had better crazed gunman than Poland
  21. Battle of Grunwald (featured: 6/11-7/11 2010 on Main page; with some help of Romartus)
  22. User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/UnNews:2010 why didn't anyone think of that before award, awarded
  23. 33 miners were buried underground (2 pts. in PLS 2011)
  24. UnBooks:Barack Obama's Economic Strategy
  25. Eabhai
  26. Ѧ
  27. UnNews:Polish President announces week of national mourning
  28. UnNews:British nordic combined skier chosen 'the biggest fail of FIS WC'
  29. British ski jumpers
  30. UnNews:Polish Language Council's orthographic fail
  31. UnNews:Fuss during debate over pension system in Poland
  32. UnScripts:Waiting for Breivik (featured: 12/09-13/09 2011 on Main Page; voteded 12-0; with some help of Romartus (similar to the Battle of Grunwald article))
  33. Alternative legal systems (featured: 06/10-09/10 on Main Page; voted 12.5-2; 2nd article in TOP 3 of October 2012)
  34. UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist (featured: 30/09-03/10 2012 on Main Page; voted 12.5-2; some photos of Romartus)
  35. Anders Breivik