User:Ptok-Bentoniczny

Knight Commander of the Order

	Writer of the Month October 2012

This user is the

September 2011

Playwright of the Month

	Uncyclopedian of the Month March 2011

	Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2010

	Article Whisperer Winner
This person is a Grand Prize winner of The Article Whisperer Competition (2010), which they won for their article: Battle of Grunwald in the {{{2}}} category.

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MOJE!

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pl-N This user is a native speaker of Polish. pl-N

us-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English. us-3

cs-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Czech. cs-2

ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語. ja-1

se-4 This user speaks Simple English at a near-native level. se-4

enr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish. enr-1

eo-G This user does not speak Esperanto and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Esperanto speakers. eo-G

es-0 This user does not understand Español (or understands it with considerable difficulties). es-0

de-E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school. de-E

de-G This user does not speak Deutsch and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Deutsch speakers. de-G

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa-N

pika-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu. pika-2

$\left[{\frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }}}\right]$ This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

This user follows the wise teachings of Orko the Great. W.W.O.D.?

This user created Battle of Grunwald, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

∞ This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. ∞

This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").

This user wishes he had a girlfriend, will you go out with him? I wouldn't.

LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!

This user is a militant atheist.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

£££ This user is a libertarian, so they love the system. Specially when the system is a 5-way surround with a powerful subwoofer. £££

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In addition to about of 230 articles on Polish Nonsensopedia, I contributed those articles on THIS Uncyclopedia:

1. Gridiron football
2. Mark Robinson (cricketer) (featured: 19/12-20/12 2010 on Main page; with Under user)
3. UnNews:Bangladesh blames economists: Dolar was not strong enough for Zimbabwe!
4. Kingdom of the Two Sicilies
5. UnNews:Riots in Poland: We want promised miracles!
6. UnNews:Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked
7. HowTo:Be a Good Catholic
8. UnNews:USA successfully invades Poland
9. UnNews:Gary Kirsten introduces sex as new training technique for Indian cricket team
10. Michael Holding
11. Robert Mugabe's Cricket Almanac
12. Polish language
13. UnNews:2009 why didn't anyone think of that before award, awarded‎
14. Check If You Are The Polackophob!
15. UnNews:Arbeit hat nicht frei gemacht
16. Why?:It's worth learning Bahasa Indonesia
17. TurboDymoMan
18. Ski jumping
19. UnNews:Volcanic mess in Europe is all Obama's fault
20. UnNews:Slovakia had better crazed gunman than Poland
21. Battle of Grunwald (featured: 6/11-7/11 2010 on Main page; with some help of Romartus)
22. User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/UnNews:2010 why didn't anyone think of that before award, awarded
23. 33 miners were buried underground (2 pts. in PLS 2011)
24. UnBooks:Barack Obama's Economic Strategy
25. Eabhai
26. Ѧ
27. UnNews:Polish President announces week of national mourning
28. UnNews:British nordic combined skier chosen 'the biggest fail of FIS WC'
29. British ski jumpers
30. UnNews:Polish Language Council's orthographic fail
31. UnNews:Fuss during debate over pension system in Poland
32. UnScripts:Waiting for Breivik (featured: 12/09-13/09 2011 on Main Page; voteded 12-0; with some help of Romartus (similar to the Battle of Grunwald article))
33. Alternative legal systems (featured: 06/10-09/10 on Main Page; voted 12.5-2; 2nd article in TOP 3 of October 2012)
34. UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist (featured: 30/09-03/10 2012 on Main Page; voted 12.5-2; some photos of Romartus)
35. Anders Breivik