UnBooks:Barack Obama's Economic Strategy
Hi! I'm Barack Obama and I'd like to prove You that I have a real economic strategy. In this book I will prove You that my plan is an economical breakthrough that will put our great country on a higher level of development.
Chapter 1: Forespeech
At the beginning, I need to premise that simple people are the most important for all the Democrats. In these hard times, we all are welfare collectors! However, my goal is to equal the differences between the poor and those rich that are still left in this country!
Chapter 2: Plan
Everybody knows that the simpliest methods are usually the best ones. Therefore, my plan is as simple as it could be. It consists of 2 simple steps to the better future.
As you can see, the plan is simple and it must work! Everyone knows that when there are higher taxes, then the state gets more money. And when we have more money, then we can pay off our debts and pay some money to the poor people that can't find any job!
Chapter 3: Contingency plan
Well, sometimes the main plan doesn't work but the hero always has a contingency plan! The contingency plan is even simplier that the main plan. It also consists of 2 simple steps to the better future but some of my advisiors said that I shouldn't use it. I don't know why but they are higher educated in that matter that me so I trust them.
Chapter 4: Additional income
Naturally, any of the plans above doesn't have to be the only source of our earnings. Additionally, we can take some money from the outside. How to do that!? It's a bit less simple because it consists of 3 steps to the better future be it can conducted simultaneously to the main (or contingency) plan.
The winner always earn money, however I'm not a specialist in that matter so I'm not sure how to earn the money on the war but I'm sure of that. And the US has the greatest military power in the world so we can win any war we want to! As you can see, it doesn't even need to hurt household budgets of American people. Why nobody ever thought about such an easy way to earn money!?
Chapter 5: Afterword
Not all the people can be rich but I do everything I can in order to help little people. Today I can say that my strategy works and everything is getting better every day. If you don't see this you must be the unlucky one. Everyone knows that some people are unlucky and you must be the one. Only thing you can do is waiting for better times.
If I had to answer a question: Barack, can you make American economy stronger?, I'd answer: Yes, we can. And when I say we I mean You!