User talk:Ptok-Bentoniczny

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TAW 2011

Hello Ptok. I'm preparting for this year's contest and I was hoping to get some feedback from former participants.

1. I recently redesigned UN:REQ, based on Wikipedia's version, since the page was very slow to upload for editors with older computers (myself included). I'm wondering though if its too big and also, perhaps, if it was better having everything in one place?
2. I've limited the choices to three basic categories: UN:REQ, UN:VITAL and Wanted Pages. This is based on general feedback from last year which limits the number of judges and, hopefully, encourages more participants.
3. I've added optional "challenge" categories. There isn't any need for judges since the goal is to complete the task itself. I thought it might be a fun idea and offered something different to other competitions. Do you think this is a good idea?

I hope you'll consider participating in this year's contest as I'd be happy to a few "returning champions" (if only as judges). MadMax 23:21, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Hello, you champion of the working people

And may all the Gods and Goddesses be with you. I noticed you have three features and yet haven't put yourself in the Hall of Shame yet? Why? Why do you deny us this pleasure? Congrats on the Playwright and HallOfShame thingys. Aleister 18:47 21-10-'11

Thanks ;). I'm not sure about the counter. Some may claim that my features are "half-features" or "part-features" and I don't know if it counts as "3 features" or "1,5 features". Or maybe other possible fraction - especially about the articles in which I wrote about 99% of text and Another guy added images (good ones). Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 18:52, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

So, am I eligible to enter hall of shame or not? Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:17, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Only you can enter the Hallowed Hall (of Shame). Enter it lightly, and dance upon its marble halls. (Depending on if your pages are yours, or if you shared 1/2 features with someone. Only you know this ancient wisdom.) Aleister 15:14 24-10-'11

I think the Mark Robinson is really 1/2. The two other are like 90% of my work :P. Well, I'm not eligible then. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 09:06, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

Iz been robbed

Zombiebaron won uncy of the year 16-3 over me, and that is so close I have asked for a recount. This is not over! Thanks for voting for me, very appreciated. You have been gone too long (I was gone much of '11, so we may have overlapped gonness and hereness), and I hope you can come back for an extended stay. Remember the days of your Ski article? Good times. More later, as I must rest in order to rock the vote and claim my true victory. Aleister 2:52 1-2-'12

Hey you

I have a favor to ask. What's your e-mail address? --EMC ^[TALK] 19:34 Aug 21 2012

It's funny but the site with my email adress was closed and I didn't bother to create a new one. But why do you need one anyway? You can write here all you want ;) Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 21:15, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The_Breifist

A very good follow up to the original story Ptok! I added some images. You can delete them if you don't think they fit with the story. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:00, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks :). I think I will keep the pictures. There were some not-really-relevant pictures int he first part, why not some more in the second? Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 14:04, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Congrats!!!

Hello, and congratulations on sneaking into the hall of shame. It was a lonely place without you! I'm not online very much these days, but at some point I'll be back and writing lots and lots of mindless dribble. I hope you are here when that happens! Again, congrats, and Yay! Al 16:35 October 4

hello

	Writer of the Month October 2012

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:51, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

In case you're still alive...

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC ^[TALK] 17:04 Jun 7 2014

I visited the page. Sorry I don't contribute here, but I'm quite busy with another project I partake in. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 00:35, 28 February 2015 (UTC)

Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:49, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Restarting The Foreign Office?

Hi Ptok. I’m not sure how busy you are these days but I’m trying to restart the Foreign Office project and was wondering if you or other Polish Uncyclopedians would be interested in participating? TKF is also working on a special project to interview various Uncyclopedians in case you'd like to take part. I hope you’re doing well and thanks for your time. MadMax (talk) 20:39, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

I'm no longer part of Polish Nonsensopedia. I've been ousted :P Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 19:21, 10 August 2015 (UTC)

Deleted articles

Sorry you didn't get a reply (five months ago) when you asked EMC about your deleted articles. "FFW" refers to Forest Fire Week, when we take a week to burn the wiki to the ground to get rid of all the terrible articles. As you can see, it is always a rousing success. As for an article getting deleted on VFD... well, these days, as there isn't too much action, it's essentially up to admin discretion, so long as it has a + score. I took the liberty of undeleting your articles and moving 'em to your userspace. Hope you feel like swinging by again some time.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jul 13 '15 5:54 (UTC)

Hi Ptok! I really enjoyed your article on British ski jumpers, polished it up, added some jokes and illustrations and it's now mainspaced once again. Please vote on it at Uncyclopedia:VFH/British ski jumpers! Anton (talk) 17:24, 13 August 2015 (UTC)