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Hello, Kevillips, and welcome to Uncylopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Kentucky pride

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an big boss man on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncylopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome! --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:45, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

User talk:Kevillips is a place to initiate a dialog with me. If I have initiated a dialog with you on your User:talk then feel free to keep in on your page, as I will follow up there. If you have a great reason for putting responses here, I do not mind. If dialog becomes like a transcript, I will archive it to the jibbery things room. Nobody leaves the jibbery things room. Click the plus sign above to add a new topic.

Uncle Remus[edit source]

It might be better to keep your LIVE! With Uncle Remus spin-offs all listed within one article, especially if you plan on making more. In their present state, they're almost stubs. -- T. (talk) 13:29, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

thanks for the advice, I folded them together, and expanded my original. I am very much a tweaker when it comes to my stories. I'll work to have something more substantial before I big a "new" article.

-- Kevillips 00:11, 12 Dec 2005 (UTC)

No problem. Feel free to make yourself subpages underneath your user page if you want a place to work on stuff until it's ready to post as a full article. Many users make one called /clipboard, /test, or /sandbox (or even have several work pages going at once). -- T. (talk) 02:16, 12 Dec 2005 (UTC)
To reflect the fact that the article now includes different incarnations of the show, I retitled it (moved the page to) LIVE! with Uncle Remus. -- T. (talk) 02:27, 12 Dec 2005 (UTC)

UnNews[edit source]

Hello. I moved your news stories to UnNews:New Orleans to Reopen Airport January 1 and UnNews:Bingo Follows CSI for Attendence Bonanza (prefixing UnNews articles with "UnNews:" is standard procedure, I believe, though it seems not many people follow it) and changed the link on your bio page to point to the right page. Cheerio --—rc (t) 23:03, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Also, you can put your articles in the top spots at UnNews by following these instructions. You might also want to put a blurb on Template:Recentnews to get some more traffic. --—rc (t) 23:11, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

My Username populating robots[edit source]

To make my spork work within the confines of Wikipedia, I created a forward within wikipedia which when entering my username (here not there) it forwards to the real Duke of Brabant page. I never expected it to stick, but I suppose it is so innocuous that no one cares. But the dig dug spambot robots of the internet that mine wikipedia's info has no idea why its there, so now my Uncy. userid shows up in online dictionaries as a synonym of "duke of Brabant" ROFLMAO XYZ LMNOP

Back again[edit source]

I wonder if I can maintain a presence here and on the multitude of other sites I frequent, and still make a living? Is there a way to edit here via mobile web? that is how I do a lot of my face book notes and stuff. tres kewl.----K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 23:16, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Yo Kevillips, you want a dance?[edit source]

Yes? Great!


Party on! --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif 18:22, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:Customs agreement leads to mini big bang[edit source]

Clever article! I'll see if there's room to feature it on the Front Page. Welcome to the Service--or, from the look of it, welcome back! Though you seem to know your way around, we now have a letter from the Chief, for whom I am standing in; also a full-blown Style Guide. Some typographical policies are quite different from when you would have last contributed, though your current article looks fine. Hope to see your work again soon! Spıke ¬ 00:03 11-Nov-10

Thanks! --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS

VFD[edit source]

If you want to save your articles then use all that time and energy you're using to write those 1000 character+ responses on VFD to improve your articles. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:33, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Your point is well made. I agree. Rest assured, I have enough time and energy to do both. While I am writing this, I am also soaking my hand in Palmolive dish detergent.
Should I have any faith that it would stall the process? I have been through the delete process on wikimedia commons, and found once started, it does not matter what goes on subsequent. (in my case, I even contacted potential copyright owners of the potential violation)
If I can be assured that my misdirected energy will not be for naught, then I will improve the articles. What I am trying to learn is, the time frame. Do I have a day, a week, a month? Will it be tainted due to its vfd status that people will judge changes by a harsher microscope?
1000 character plus responses LOL. You should see some of my responses to notability challenges on Wikipedia. 27 point bibliographies as references, all duly referenced. Hehe. This is sunday, a day of rest :-) Thank you for your interest. I guess worst comes to worst, I'll improve the pages anyway, and or start new ones in my sandbox to start.

--K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 21:43, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

There isn't a set time frame for VFD. Votes last a minimum of 24 hours, but the max time depends on who closes the nomination. Even if your articles do get deleted you can request an admin to have them restored to your userspace to work on them. Really, no matter what happens working on them will make them better eventually, and people do change their votes on VFD to reflect what the article's current "keepablitly" is. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:48, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I wanted to thank you for helping improve the Lupus page with more jokes (as suggested by Matt Snow). I am presently trying to get at least another section added to help it from the VFD bin. --Stilicho 22:58, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

I think you and Matt Snow helped save the Lupus article from deletion. I have seen shorter articles that don't have a construction tags (and ones that are IMHO less funny). The organisation you did is fantastic. I have kept that as a 'follow' so I know what to do if I build a page from scratch like that again. I redid the notable victims and I think it works a lot better. Feel free to do more with it but I think it works already as both a reference and a mildly amusing joke. --Stilicho 22:25, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ[edit source]

RE: romanovs[edit source]

Thanks for dropping in...added the picture really cool pic...and sorry mate but i have no idea about any Rasputin...but if you want to add that it is fine with me. All i knew was that the last Romanovs were murdered, everything else came from that boring site Wikipedia. things got way more confusing than i thought they would...--Purple&Pink 14:35, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I will add some stuff. Look up the disco hit Rasputin by Boney M, it could be funny to essentially spork the words of that song. But I will try and get something down for ya.

K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 14:40, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Hey, that might be a cool idea...make it less of an essay no? lol...i understand his point but i find him is so abrasive...Purple&Pink I didn't do it!
I do not respond to criticism well. Unless I respect the reviewer. Generally speaking, I have a reason for almost everything I put down. Some is random for random's sake, some for inside jokes for the educated reader. But I am learning. Most people that write, do not like to be edited. That said. Often we can take things meant as factual, as hurtful. For example, saying someone had a beer gut is not necessarily putting someone down for having a beer gut. But if the beer gutted is sensitive about his beer gut, he will take it worse. Yes I have a beer gut LOL. Some abrasive people are so without trying. Some try because it makes them feel better about themselves. I have ruffled some feathers when I have hit enter, before realizing, there is no taking it back on a wiki. But in the case of your romanov article reading like an essay, is it does. Which is not necessarily a problem. The reason it comes off as an essay to me is, you are basically telling us what you learned about the Romanovs. Enclylopedias are generally written by authorities. Those Brittanica guys knew their stuff. Even when they didn't LOL. Take a look at some old brittanica articles on phrenology for Phrenology (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) it is a riot. There are two classic methods for writing a parody on a wikipedia article for uncyclopedia. Pretend you are from mars and describe it in terms that are out of context. Get key factual information completely opposite of reality. I tend to blend this, and mix in something random. My soon to be article on King of the Hill, outlines the plot of Sanford and Son. I've exaggerated the use of "sug" by one of the characters such that all the neighbors are named Sug. I like the "this is what I have learned about the romanovs" essay style. I am trying to figure out a way to make it encyclopedic. Your use of dude and like, comes off very casual, like a hippy wrote it, which contrasts nicely with the very formal material. But as I said in one of my first messages, we all write differently. His point is he would write it different. So would I. But this is a work started by you, so I am trying to stay within your style, and add funny stuff to it and maybe change around the formatting to make it more encyclopedic. Do you mind telling me your age? your writing style is very youthfull, which can be why we see it as essay like. I have been writing real wikipedia articles for a few years now, so my Uncyclopedia articles come off as parodys of that style. feel free to undo anything I have done. I have no ownership whatsover on any of my additions. Its your article. I am just demonstrating my style of humor. K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 20:45, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Hey, beer gut, i really don't mind advice, i just had to take a day to cool off. thankfully i had only spent an hour at most on it the first yea, wuld u tell me how old u were?...anywho, i don't mind people messing with the article...i didn't even get really bothered when it was ICUed, but maybe he had been a good buffer, and after him pissing me off the little sticker was nothing? I don't know...Purple&Pink I didn't do it!
I am 47 , the reason I ask your age, is, I believe it to be young but I am afraid if you are actually old you may be offended by my assumption that you are young. I don't mean old is better than young or young is better than old and in no way am I equating young with immature, remember I have a beer gut. LOL K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 20:59, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
What the !@#$? wow i wasn't getting defensive, really...but i'm yea, i is pretty old if my sig works...screwed up again Lyrithya keeps on going in and deleting some of my code because it is messed up...was left instructions this time...should work now...Purple&Pink I didn't do it!
crap still a piece of junk...gonna have to try agin...Purple&Pink I didn't do it!

Jibber Jabber[edit source]

see User_talk:Kevillips/Jibber_Jabber#April 2001 - too tired for chat --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 07:35, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

A Long Sabbatical![edit source]

I was looking at your talk page and noticed you had first signed on here in December 2005! Where did you go for so long?--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:01, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

I started writing Wikipedia articles more,-- --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 09:24, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
First edit was actually 9-Dec-05, on Minnesota. I've added him to Forum:Let's see who's been dodging the INS the longest. Spıke ¬ 23:30 13-Apr-11
Thanks I started both Uncyclopedia and Un real close. But now that I think of it. Minnesota cause my Eleanor Mondale edit, which inspired my Live with uncle Remus and Eleanor Mondale former article. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 23:37, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Check In?[edit source]

Hey Kevillips, when are you usually here to log onto IRC? Pea Peachess.jpg Chess (Chat) 03:58, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Grasshopper ir irk irk ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:33, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
You are logged into IRC, though I am not sure if you fell asleep? Pea Peachess.jpg Chess (Chat) 09:25, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
whoops my bad. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 13:05, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Aaarrrghhh[edit source]

We should have another Pirate game. You in? Perhaps we create an UnGame on Pirate X Rated? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:25, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

I will ask me matey's ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:40, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
And don't forget Scallywag, Sue, Pansy, Moe, and the sticky little white pirates. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:48, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
I thought Scallywag was pantsed. I could be getting my pirate movies confused. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:13, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Scallywag was turned down by Sue after he made a pass to her. But Pansy secretly loves him. Alas, she does. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:10, 14 April 2011
aw, pass - pantsed, Pansy - pantsed I know hear so good readly book scriblins arrgh ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:12, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Please do not give yourself a lollipop[edit source]

I don't ever remember you getting one. Please remove it. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:35, 15 April 2011

you invited us into the shop, and no one was there, so I put my money down and ran. was that wrong? Don't tell mom. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:21, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
Would you care to enter this room? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:25, 15 April 2011
I respectfully decline, at this time. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:31, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
Update I have added myself to the Naughty corner, and found it filled with pirates and banned users. Fortunately my physical appearance has been known to make coeds cry and run home to their mommies, so i think I and safe there,
----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:01, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:FBI closes in on PC zombie gang[edit source]

I renamed this to eliminate the excess capital letters and did a heavy copy edit. To answer the talk page, no, you don't have to create a summary; that's generally something I do if I were going to do a graphic for it on the Front Page. The problem here is that, although I can see the clever misreading of the Source once I read the Source, it is more baffling than funny when standing on its own. Spıke ¬ 03:03 15-Apr-11

It is what it is. I saw it, I wrote it I did what I did. What you do is what you do. I will continue to try and fit what I do, within what is you want, but will not get bent out of shape if it does not fulfill a spot. I honestly just do what comes naturally. If it is too bizarre, then so am I. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:19, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

It does not have to be what it is, and I will now do what I do. All it needed was for the intro to explain enough of your Source to show what you were about to do--blur zombie PC with PC zombie. I took the liberty of adding a last paragraph on the week's most un-PC newsmaker. If you are not satisfied, you may revert it. Spıke ¬ 12:25, 12:35 15-Apr-11

You rock. Collaboration is the best part of wiki. I may have got there in a few weeks, but by then it would have been UnOlds. Thanks for your input. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 13:56, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

That is what sucks about UnNews, and also the source of our current controversy in the Forum. You really have to jump on an article soon or, as you say, it is literally {{Old news}}. Will feature it today. Spıke ¬ 14:23 15-Apr-11

Woah![edit source]

Hi! You're good. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 17:57, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

Please go on. J/K Nice to meet you. Or if you were talking about Spike, nice to meet you anyway --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:07, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
I was talking about Spike. Who the hell are you? --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 19:20, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
Nobody cares who I am, Spike rocks. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:24, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

Uh, hey.[edit source]

Saw you're little response, and made a funny response to it, and such. How do you like My Work? -A Canadian, who has been here a while, and such, since around '07.

International Batman is Gay Day
"The author of International Batman is Gay Day is User:Meteo.
This is a non-fiction article.
"Here is something I found interesting about International Batman is Gay Day: At first I was afraid, I was petrified. But then I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.
Here is why I liked the book: It makes me look forward to the the BatGay, every year.--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:57, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

And that was why I responded to you, I already got that, you're bringing up that other thing, around here-ish, is interesting, so I'm interested by noticing that.

This is a non-Fictional article? Maybe, but since it was fair enough for me to show Lollipop that example of how I've been honing my comedy skills all these millenia, then I knew It would be fair enough to show to you.

Also, the bath helped, and I'm going to bed, interesting to hear the opinions of a non-retard (so ridiculously hard I nearly choked way before I began to go numb from the neck down.)

See you later someday (if at all).

The One (a movie I would recommend)

Still a (numb) Mortal,

Meteo Archon

I see, well glad you liked my work, I'm not from Greenland, and I didn't ask about the signing thing, that's all. I was just explaining things, and if Lollipop's gone into hiding, as I have just figured out, then I'll just move on. I still managed to keep my cool through the thing, and I could at least show what I did (more than just a "Hotmail" thing, unlike most other people).

I'm going to move away from that situation, and go take a bath, I haven't taken one in at least a few days.

Still glad you liked what I actually did (THE EVIDENCE),

A tremendously sarcastic, balanced dude

The Mortal Meteo. ~~~, ,~~T~~

Oh My Dear I.P. Anon[edit source]

I have nothing against quick edits, I have nothing against wanting to keep your name out of this. But due to some recent vandals putting hitlers on my pages, and mocking tones, I have decided to have my page semi protected. That just means you have to register. Come on, all the cool people are doing it.

so much failure

--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:14, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

Bot Help[edit source]

I am planning on making a bot. Since Wikipedia's article on creating a bot is no help, and Lyrithya keeps redirecting me there, and Haydrahlienne keeps stealing the morning coffee; can you help me as you have a bot called Peaches? If not, that's fine. Cheers. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:05, 19 April 2011

Are you Peachess? I am so hornfused. I do not know how or what to make of a bot, but when/if I do, I will share my knowledge far and wide. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:17, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
Peachess, Purple&Pink, whatever you call that bloke. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:28, 19 April 2011
I'll go ask Lyrithya again. I hope she's not hornfused. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:29, 19 April 2011
Hornfusion affects different people differently. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:30, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
Now I understand, I do not have a bot named Peachess, she / he just put that on a s a joke. I think leachess is a real girl. But I misread your question and said you wanted a bot named Peaches(s). I do not have a bot. P{eachess just says she is a bot by me. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:32, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
I don't want a bot named Peachess, I want a bot named Canuck. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:37, 19 April 2011
In any case, I don't have a bot, PeaChess says I have her as a bot, I wish you well on your quest to make a bot, but I do not know nothing about birthing no bots. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:39, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
I'll get my future bot Canuck to say hello to you when he is created. Cheers. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:43, 19 April 2011

Your Lollipop[edit source]

--Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:50, 20 April 2011
One, Two, Three crack - 3 licks to get to the center of this lollipop --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:18, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

Sadly, i'm not a dentist. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:47, 21 April 2011
You should consider Denstistry, it is an honoorable career, as oppeds to special effects for web pages, which is of the devil. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:40, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

re: East[edit source]

Yes! I would like to take another stab at that article and I like your concept for it a lot, I'm a bit busy the next week and a half with Finals but I'd still really like to help this article come together. --Dr. Fenwick 22:59, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

wiki please don't it wasn't his fault[edit source]

This is a Wikipedia user page.

If you find this page on any site other than Wikipedia, you are viewing a mirror site. Be aware that the page may be outdated, and that the user this page belongs to may have no personal affiliation with any site other than Wikipedia itself. The original page is located at

Wikimedia Foundation

--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:23, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

USP[edit source]

The UnSignpost has been the top rank Uncyclopedia newspaper since it's creation. I think the little snooty USP might need a rival to show it's place. You in? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:34, 22 April 2011

I do not have enough context to understand what you are asking. I do not read UN:USP so I cannot comprehend showing it it's place. But maybe if you elaborate. Is this my UnWeeklyReader joke being considered as real? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:38, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
I'll create a forum. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:42, 22 April 2011
Ok, but make sure it doesn't suck. Nobody likes sucky forums. Not that your forums are all sucky, I am just saying, Nobody likes sucky forums. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:46, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

User:Fafa12345[edit source]

That user is a sockpuppet most likely, just thought I'd let you know seeing as you welcomed him/her. - Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:12, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

I'll assume innocent until proven guilty, what makes you suspect? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 07:14, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

That just a couple of days ago a vandal named User:Fafa1234 appeared, I sent them a message saying their idiocy was unwelcome and they vanished I think Fafa1234 and Fafa12345 are the same person, and you'll never guess why... - Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:17, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

Indeed, your logic is sound. Such a sequential use of digits in such an obvious pattern. Even the letters chosen are just 1 and for of left hand on the us qwerty keyboard. But still, I won't rescind my welcome, But in two days, I will try and remember not to welcome Fafa123456 --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 07:24, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
Lol he could permabanned - Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:37, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

Serenity (film)[edit source]

Thank you for your opinion on my choice of phrasings. But it ought not be typed into the text of the article, nor especially into a new section entitled "AddenDUMB," a title that breaks the encyclopedia canon for virtually no benefit except to pat yourself on the back. The use of African American was to hump another of my articles; I'll change this link to appear as "blacks" and, with regrets, will revert you. Spıke ¬ 01:58 24-Apr-11

My edit was not an opinion on your use of phrasing, but a correction to a collaboratively edited wiki project that seemed awkward at best and not funny at worst. That you wrote it, was of no consideration, just as any wiki edits are never personal. I did see the conversation between you and slyfox, but thought with my quick read it was his not yours, which was still not the point.
I wasn't sure the best way to address the issue. I could not tell if AA was used ironically or politically correctly, it just read incorrect and did not fit any known humor style but irony. In any case no intentional swipe at you, as I think many readers would have thought the same thing. [[Blacks|African Americans]] seems funnier, while [[African Americans|Blacks]] not quite so much. In weird Serenity serendipity, that movie is in my drive, currently. Which is probably why I noticed it at all.
The choice to break down the 4th wall, and address the incongruousness of the term in reference to the future in space was clearly non-encyclopedic and as such, put as an end note. The choice of addenDUMB was a throw at mentioning it at all, in a self deprecating way. Had I adjusted the term with that as an edit summary, it would have been personal, as was presented, there was not back room animosity, just conflicting humor.
--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:19, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, nothing personal taken. It's just that, in an article with a purpose, which this one is, an awkward turn of phrase is better remedied by correcting the phrasing than by hyping the awkwardness. Spıke ¬ 14:37 24-Apr-11

Gotcha, it was important to me to convey I was not trying to hurt the original editors feelings, just poke fun at how often that happens. There is a scene in Venture Bros, where a "Blacula" hunter goes on and on how there are no African American Vampires in England, after being corrected on the term Blacula. I reside in an area where the term African-American is not universally accepted by that population to describe themselves. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 14:43, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

Hey!!![edit source]

I saw you making wrong categories. There is no that category you are putting with HotCat (which I made) Fix it Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:37, 26 April, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, sorry. It was. Real. BUT NOW GO LOOK THAT HOTCAT!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:39, 26 April, 2011 (UTC)
don't get too excited I think I fixed it by the time you wrote this, correct me if I am wrong. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:41, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
You are wrong. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:57, 27 April, 2011 (UTC)

Hi[edit source]

YOUR AWARD SUCKS! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 19:35, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

You Suck --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:14, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
You suck big cocks. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 20:17, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Please stop before it's too late, and it is no longer fun. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:24, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Hey, Mimo, i'll make you a sig if you admit defeat. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:41, 28 April 2011
I am defeated. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 21:30, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Best conversation ever leading to an AWSOME signature!! --ShabiDOO 00:44, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO look at the pretty new colors ^^^^^^^^^--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:13, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, Mimo, are you ready for your awesome sig? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:26, 29 April 2011
More than Mimo are eagerly awaiting--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:28, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
Where's my sig? --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 09:35, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
It's gone missing. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 05:00, 30 April 2011
Sorry, I was too busy creating a new sig for myself. Aren't I selfish. Now how about that new sig for Mimo. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 15:57, 1 May 2011
Well done, it is terrific. Chupa Chups are those chalky pops right? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:03, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
Chupa Chups was the first lollipop to have a sphere like pop. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 16:10, 1 May 2011
Oh, and I made Mimo a new sig: User:Mimo&maxus/sig8. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 16:11, 1 May 2011
Wow, they must be really old. Tootsie pops have been around forever. I always liked Charms pops, because sometime you won a free one. and Mimo's new sig doesn't suck!--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:15, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
Chupas have been around since 1906, I think. Salvador Dali created a new logo in 1968. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 17:33, 1 May 2011

Anonymous edits[edit source]

By I.P. Anon 19:26, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

or just me dinkin around, hehe dink--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:27, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

Some King of the Hill images[edit source]

Found these on Special:UnusedFiles.

File:Kothpolitics.jpg | File:Kingofthehillfamily.jpg | File:IKMJudge.jpg | File:Kingofthehillending1.jpeg | File:Kingofthehillending.jpeg | User:MadMax05:00, 30 April 2011

probably from the huffed KOTH article. I hate them all but the underwear Dale, with Bill one. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7

I wanted to save this as vandalism art[edit source]

Attrib Puppy on the radio /--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:45, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

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Earl of Gloucester[edit source]

Richard The Turd

Since you wanted to keep it, please do something with it. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:08, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

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Mr K[edit source]

As you know theres a picture competition in the making, its here and it would be awsome if you nominate a chopped and unchopped Photos from 2010 that youve liked. Could you please think of a nice picture from UnNews that is worthy of being nominated !? Like dude? Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers. --ShabiDOO 01:50, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

You helped develop the anti-death drug![edit source]

UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows made it into queue, and now old people will never have to die again! Thanks for your vote, man!

--Wanna see a magic trick? 16:14, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

My talkpage wonders about your absence[edit source]

It needs moreKevillips. It already has a lot of Shabidoo and Mattsnow and a bit of Mimo, but it is missing some Kevillips. It also needs more Socky and Skully and perhaps a dash of Lyrithya. Perhaps I can talk to you about more places in Canada. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:49, 20 May 2011

gwyna bet[edit source]

Too silly me--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:15, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Put it all together L&A[edit source]

--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:14, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

Old Userpage[edit source]

I moved my old userpage --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 18:35, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

Just dropping by...[edit source]

To say hi! I am happy you interjected (is that a word?) on Lollipop's page and I kinda shamelessly replied to you there, so that you know! Maybe you already know... Should I stop posting on people's pages so I am certain they get the message I wrote somewhere else? Peace! Talk Mattsnow 03:53, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

Answering where the mssages were left does make it easier for other interested parties to chime in or live vicariously through the interaction. Generally, if I say something on a talk page, I "watch" it for a few days. But sometimes I forget. So doing this is just fine as well. I love seeing the orange new message bar when I log in. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:14, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
It's hypnotic isn't it? I was rooting for the Montreal Canadians of course, but all hell broke loose, upon their loss there were riots, shootings and beheadings! Are you from Canada? Talk Mattsnow 04:28, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
No, but I was born and raised in Minnesota and my dad can see Canada from his porch.--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:42, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
It's like Sarah Palin saying she saw Russia from the Alaska shore! LOL Talk Mattsnow 04:50, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
I'm glad you caught that. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 08:44, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

Klips[edit source]

was always supposed to pop open to reveal the evil inside. Not very effective. Now it is mostly unpronounceable, and I hope to draw more mouse hovers to reveal Kevillips inside --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:28, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:[edit source]


like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:36, May 29

File:Capucino-mummy-nummy-yummy.jpg [edit source]

Scary shit--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 07:20, May 31, 2011 (UTC)

edicount[edit source]

--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:06, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Comedy Portal[edit source]

An epic job of epic proportions. Enough about Congressman Weiner's longjohn. Your comedy portal is so good I have to kick my dog just to prove I'm not dreaming. There, done. That canine broken rib proves I'm awake, and that you've done a great job. Yay, you! Aleister 3:17 3-6-'11

Aw shucks, I just threw together some ad libs here and there to fill in the space. But thank you. I actually thought it would be a good chance to get some people kick started into writing again, with some kind of goal oriented method. Matt sure jumped on it. :-) --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:21, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
Playing talk page tag. I see Lollipop is doing a page too, on Abbot and Costello. I wonder if he'll do it in the style of "Who's on First?" Tag. Aleister 3:24
Hopefully it will be clever. He did say he wants to work on the "old greats" so it does not surprise me. That is where we are weak in content. I will be sure to check with his progress and make sure he knows about the abbot and costello shows --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:27, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Comedy Portal[edit source]

Hey Kevillips, I think that's great what you did with the list, but I can't find the blue links tha would need reviewing since you made the change :S. Do you still have it? I think your idea of reviewing the articles and making small edits and/or rewriting a lot is great. About the Dave Chappelle and George Carlin articles I added, I think these are 2 eminent comedians that would need quality articles, and I am ready to sacrifice my poor intellect to rewrite them. Answer me for that list or Guantanamo awaits you! (Opens a beer to calm down) Talk Mattsnow 01:18, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

Blue links are known as "Who's on first" I put a forum in the village dump too - TKFroggy rewrote Dave chappelle so tread lightly on that one--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:28, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Good, I'll concentrate fire on George Carlin for now. When did you start that project bro? Talk Mattsnow 02:05, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
It virtually started when I mentioned it to you. I brought it up on IRC that day, sent a few emails. then started publicly talking about it--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:11, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
It seems to work like a snowball. That is great to work in coop. No personal "glory" (as you discussed on Lyrithya's page awhil ago), no VFH shit, just helping the site as a whole. I'm all in. (Poker face) Talk Mattsnow 02:27, June 4, 2011 (UTC) ps: don't forget about the blue list. It was helpful to review articles (quickly, unlike Pee Review)
I tend to leave criticism about existing content to others, as my threshold for acceptability is much lower than for others. Instead of the lens: "is this how I would have done it", I use "Do I understand why they did it this way?". Very often, when I "rewrite things" I really just reformat them. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:36, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Yes of course, but where is the "original" blue list (the list with comedians that are already on the site)? Talk Mattsnow 02:43, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
you did say original--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:51, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
No, not this, I mean when I cassified them in alpha order, the list of people on this site was pretty extensive. (opens another beer) Talk Mattsnow 03:15, June 4, 2011 (UTC
here--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 08:00, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
The original shortlist kind of got revised and moved and redirected, but I recreated it here User:Kevillips/Shortlist in all its bulleted and alphabetic glory --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 08:33, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

Politicians[edit source]

Acchhhh, please stop, or at least go back and add back Category:Politicians to all of them. It's OK to have multiple categories on each article, and I guess I for three take the purpose of categories seriously, that it's a one-stop repository of our pages. Removing names just to put them in other categories takes away content, but adding categories without removing other categories adds content. Mn-z has a habit of just having articles in one category and not multiples, which tends, imnho opinion, to dilute the value of each category. Please don't be another!!! Viva la category!!! Aleister 10:12 4-6-'11

I was following the directions at the top of the politicians category, I am actually subcategorizing. A bloated 2 page category suffers. But I will stop, because I want you to have a good day. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 10:14, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
It's one of those wiki things, where anyone can add a sentence and change an entire policy, and then go out for a walk. I don't mean stop the categorizing, viva etc., but the removal of the names from one category only to go into a sub-category. We can break things down so much here that we will get to "Left-handed batfuck insane Spanish politicians who love their mothers" and "Left-handed batfuck insane Spanish politicans who love their step-mothers" and nobody will take the time to look for anything, and so lose the appeal of categories. The reason I do category stuff is that I have high hopes that someday Uncyclopedia will actually be recognized for it's quality, and will be seen as an important comedic website in the actual world, and when that day occurs we will have handy-dandy places to find articles. If we have 500 politicians listed, well, they are at least alphabatized for easy reference. That's my thoughts on this anyway, as batfuck insane as they are. Thanks for letting me onto your talk page (I wonder if there is someway to block specific people from your talkpage? Hmmmmm) Aleister 10:23
I looked at the template, and it's a new one that was just put up by Frosty. There was a minor argument last year about adding pics to categories, where they could actually be found, or making every pic into its own category. And me having a good day? Always!! Even when I shoved all four of my grandparents under a train at the same time just to test a theory! I was wrong in that instance, but I had to be sure. Aleister 10:44 4-6-'11
I have no strong opinions and was just trying to help. I do hate two page categories, and feel "politicians" is not much better than "things" which I cleans up a while back. On that note I added politicians to some of the better known ones I changed. I left a lot of the nazis off politicians. But even that had as much to do with the hour of day. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 10:49, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks. I don't know if people will ever agree about categories. To me they are like the index of a book, 12 pages is fine as long as they are alphabetized. Politicians aren't much better than things, but as a group of people they are pretty lumped, it's a job description (like Electricians or Serial Killers - they should all be listed in the latter too) more than anything else. I have a feeling Lyrthyia is behind this controversy somehow, but that is just a good guess and nothing else. The Terminator. Well, I'll see what develops, I left a note on Frosty's page too. Thanks again. Aleister 11:04 4-6-'11

Proper cat diffusing[edit source]

When diffusing a category, please try to avoid "information loss." For example, try to move articles from a root-category to a sub-cat of said category when possible, and over-catting is better than under-catting. Please don't move a page from a root category to a joke or semi-joke category. --Mn-z 12:59, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

For example, don't move Joe Biden from category:Politicians to something like Category:People who didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night. A better re-catting would be to remove Category:Politicians and add Category:American politicians, Category:Vice presidents, and, for example. --Mn-z 14:46, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
To be clear, I was moving politicians to sub cats of politicians. In some instances I may have added cats as well.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:08, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
I noticed you moved Aaron Burr from Category:Politicians to Category:Opportunistic Weasels with out adding other, more relevant and more serious categories, such as Category:American politicians or Category:Vice presidents. --Mn-z 00:10, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
Why not just leave the all in politicians and also add pages to the more jokey categories. Pages can be in lots of categories if they fit, and Politicians is too specific to diverse chop cut down up. It's a job title, like Burglar, and they all fit nicely in one category. Some other cats, like People or Music, can be chopped into smaller bits, imnho, but Politicians and things like, ahem, cough, Pregnancy, could all be in one central location too. And I have never used a CA category and think that is a way to lose readers looking for pages, nobody but a handful of people know what it means. Cat fights have broken out. Meoowwwww. Aleister 00:15 4-6-'11
Due to the replacement of {{subcat}} with simple category links by Lyrithya's bot, in order to guarantee that all subcategories are listed on the first page of a category's content, I need to insure that every category contains 200 or fewer total items. And that is apparently why Lyrithya replaced {{subcat}} anyway, because it makes large categories slightly less annoying. --Mn-z 00:25, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

Back to Comedy Portal[edit source]

Your Martin and Lewis page, I hope Jerry Lewis gets to read it. He'd be so pissed he'd fall out of his wheelchair in an attempt to hit a ladddiiiieeeee yah-chim-jeezit-eek. Aleister 11:38 4-6-'11

"Are you for real"?--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 11:41, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
I saw some of those Dean Martin roasts, and read that he wasn't really a big drinker but that he used it as his character. Both those guys did very well for themselves. Lewis talked about ladddiiieees a lot, drawing out the word, and then making some kind of noise afterwards, which is what I was playing with. With all this activity on comedy maybe I'll be tempted to pick one and do a page, one of the old-timey silent film guys. Sounds like lots of work to do it right, though. Maybe Fatty Arbuckle. He supposedly killed a laaaddddddiiieeeeee chu-flppe-guh-twivn. Okay, I'll do him (whoops, there's already a Fatty Arbuckle page. Too many film geeks around here). Aleister 12:01 4-6-'11
There are some gems that have not made my list, but I did think it would be fun to learn about some of them enough to do a satirical piece Don't Some Work remains my procedural manual. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:06, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
I read that "Why don't you nom 'Don't some work' on VFH?" Did I mistranslate? Aleister too late now, done already
I considered noming it, but it is so self referential its more like HDBFANJS. But I love it --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:49, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

Bad puns[edit source]

I just wrote Bad puns I think it might work in the comedy portal. You decide. --Wanna see a magic trick? 23:53, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

I'll check it out - but I am currently colonising Scotland. Feel Free to add it here in the meantime - but this is still the wild west for the portal. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:30, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

This[edit source]

--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:14, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

The blurbs...[edit source]

Thanks. Seriously. The things sat for longer than they ought to have, really. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:55, 9 June 2011

I was happy to start them, and I like what was added. I hate that I left a typo in place /that/ a bit misplaced. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 09:10, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
Maybe I was imagining the 'the's... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 09:29, 9 June 2011
The The --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 09:33, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
If you say so. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 09:40, 9 June 2011

Comedy portal[edit source]

It is great, I just went on the page, good work! I guess the challenge will be to write the redlinks now. I am very lazy lately, it seems I have almost no inspiration and I write very slowly, but I'm gonna finish the rewrite of George Carlin soon, I think it's gonna be good! Talk Mattsnow 20:11, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks Mattsnow, thanks for the feedback - I too have a lot of what I call my half-baked ideas or articles I start but need help, all over my Userspace. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:46, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
On comedy or other topics? It sucks to have a good 6000 bytes article you just wrote and the flow stops, eh? Like spending 30 minutes to write 2 sentences. I'm gonna go ride my bike for a couple of hours, maybe I'll have more inspiration tonight. Talk Mattsnow 20:59, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Get out of bed[edit source]

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[walks into Kevillips's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f-f-f [pokes Kevillips with snuffle, Kevillips jumps out of bed] --Snuffleupagus 16:27, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

Talk page spamming? --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 18:50, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hi. I thought it may be best to just let the hockey story go, it's getting kind of old now too. Like I said in the edit, maybe everyone's learned how to play a little nicer with this now. Think that's a good idea, or nah? Aleister 13:34 20-6-'11

I didn't know there was a story there... It's sad, because I really thought this article was awesome, now I don't feel too confident in my writing... Oh, well, that's not why I came here, I wanted to know where you were at with the Comedy portal, Kevilips? What would you need the most? Reviews or new articles? Although I kinda feel I'll take a break from writing. The gif is a representation of VFD! :P Talk Mattsnow 02:19, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

Hockey[edit source]

I may have been reading too much into the Hockey Story dynamics. I saw more territoriality than editorial-ism in the reverts. What is not obvious is, when it was initially added, I looked at it, approved. When it was reverted, I disapproved but not enough to do anything about it, when it was rereverted and rerereverted, is when I was so moved to enter into the reversionopsony. I saw one person exerting an opinion against 2 well intentioned editors. I was curious if it was going to go for three. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:21, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

Well I hope I didn't piss anybody off with it. I was pretty nice with the Humbucker on his TP. And when User:PoopManPoop read it and offered me to nom it (see on his TP), I said yes, of course. Talk Mattsnow 04:40, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

Comedy Portal[edit source]

Matt, use your best judgement. My plan of action regarding it is to freshen up one of the three randoms each week. As for new articles and rewrites, I really cannot force that on anyone. Like with anything what gets done gets done, until someone reverts it. If you feel like taking a break from writing, you can create potential condensed versions of featured articles and pile them in the subdirectory, like I have done. I will make it more clear, since for now, it is secret. PS, I believed in the Vancouver story from the first time I read it. See above. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:21, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

OK, thanks, it's just an article anyways, I'll see what I can do in the soft-rewrite and formatting department. Talk Mattsnow 04:42, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
Should I add Category:Comedy portal to comedians' articles? Talk Mattsnow 05:10, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
I think of that category as a tool to find the subpages of the portal. not as a content category per se.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 06:33, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

Wikipedia[edit source]

hi keV - HERE is my userpage. I checked your page and saw you started David Winters page ... He's a friend of mine. Do you know him? Are you in touch with him? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:26, Jun 21

RE-David Winters, His articles kept getting started and deleted because of bad sourcing, and suspected here-say. Because he lived such a varied and fantastic career, coupled with the fact he is not a household name anymore, "new" editors kept thinking that the articles started about him were gross exaggeration of BLP. So I took on the project of documenting the hell out of him. In so doing, I tracked down his Myspace, and learned it was indeed him. We struck up a friendship that remains to this day. He was the first to wish me a happy birthday last year. But we have never met IRL. and I know he has a lot of people he considers friends. Since I am pretty guarded with hat term, I can say we are friends in that we mutually agree our social connectivity. He has however trusted me with portions of his unpublished autobiography, but have agreed to a gag order on content. Recently I encountered a rights issue on wikipedia regarding a Winters related image. I was able to contact him, explain the issue, he directed me to the correct parties, and now the image is licensed for use under the CCsaBlah Blah. So, yes I am in touch with him, meaning he responds to my personal emails, and facebook posts :-)
David was my first start, until I decided he needed an article, I was content to just clarify and copy edit existing stuff. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:54, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
Cool, if you're David's Facebook friend then you'll find me too. We both live in Bangkok, and both are old friends of Bob Rafelson (Monkies, Postman Always Rings Twice) but I keep Facebook really small. Because it's THE start of the New World Order database - we stupidly built by ourselves, as sheeple. Anyway, David must really appreciate your making him a Wikipedia page. It seems only a couple years back he still didn't have an entry. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:46, Jun 21
I sure agree with that! We all fell for it, eh? Posting all our infos and pics on there, plus if you delete it it doesn't matter they keep that shit. The people atop FB are people who worked for the CIA! Talk Mattsnow 19:56, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
Right, Matt! Kev! Back in Jan I ran this UnNews:Illuminati celebrates Facebook success in NWO plan - too true.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:05, Jun 21
Proof positive it sure is a small world. What happened with Wikipedia is the over-enthusiastic stubs people created were too unbelievable and looked like vanity pages. And they kept showing up under his various guises - Director or actor. As you may know, the Biography of Living People policy is pretty strict when it comes to unsourced "facts". So, I put my grad school research tools to use and sourced most of the stuff, and then battled the notability policy. I think David may say it was Linda Lovelace that got him to "stay" on wikipedia. But That was just the first source I found that had a chapter named David Winters. The Transitive power of notoriety. If a notorious person writes an autobiography and there is a chapter about you, you must be notorious too. Plus the movie Inside Deep Throat had just come out on video I think, so I was able to build. Careful reading of the text of the article you will see statements such as "is notable because..." which was my method of calling attention to the fulfillment of the notability policy. Early drafts of the article had BLP NNP tags galore. And the guy that put them on, seemed to be an overzealous person that made it his mission to squash unsourced stubs. He even had me investigated by the wikipedia inquisition to make sure I was not a sock puppet of one of the other previous editors, because all of a sudden I was writing about things in full and not just this and that kentucky topics. LOL --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:39, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Dead Dicks[edit source]

Hey Kev, bro! I redid this VFH entry (since your vote) after just (finally) getting a very useful Pee Review. I covered all the review points and hope it's much tighter now. I would appreciate any advice. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:13, Jun 25

I knew I made this thing for a reason[edit source]

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Because I Give a Buck

This token of appreciation has been given to

You know what you did, and I appreciate it. Thanks.

That Bucker ~ 04:29, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for thanking me for thanking you[edit source]

Had to be done. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 15:42, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

Also, just had a Skyline 3-way. I'd intended on taking a picture and throwing it on your talk page to confuse everyone else, but naturally my camera batteries died. By the way, yes, you needed to know all of this. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:27, 1 July 2011 (UTC)

You don't visit me anymore![edit source]

Why don't you visit me anymore? I miss you. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:45, 7 July 2011

It's not you, it's me. I am moving this month, and have a lot of that stuff to do. I am following your stories though, I just don't butt in too much. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:48, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
Latest news in Lollipop's Shenanigans: Lollipop's back on IRC, and he's fixing Stupid Cats. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:51, 7 July 2011
Great - just try and lurk on IRC for a while with just one liners every now and then, so people get used to seeing you there. Maybe start a Lolli channel to allow your buddies to go wild (not Wylde) and play pirate --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:55, July 7, 2011 (UTC) PS, aren't you going on vacation soon? </ps>
Oh yeah, and i'm also now an adopter on Adopt a noob. Skully said 20 days wouldn't make a difference, so I adopt now. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:27, 10 July 2011
Can't you see the wonder at your feet, your life is complete--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:58, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
The only thing that could make it better would to be an op. But that would never happen. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:59, 11 July 2011
Your fingers weave quick minarets, speak in secret alphabets. I light another cigarette, learn to forget, learn to forget.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:02, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:A Day in the Life of a Prime Minister[edit source]

I have a concept for a Canadian article. The article would be about a day in the life of Stephen Harper, written in the style of a children's book. You're welcome to join in. Cheers.--Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:55, 14 July 2011

My eyes have seen you, free from disguise. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:46, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
You joining? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:47, 15 July 2011
I am the lizard king, I can do anything --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:53, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
I am packing like a mad man, and done with my week of song lyrics. I will look at this when I am settled in Minnesota. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:08, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

ways to keep me quiet[edit source]

one, have me promise to move 800 miles away in two weeks. Two, have me promise to only quote lyrics by Jim Morrison. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:06, July 19, 2011 (UTC) ps, I know some of then latter did not make much sense.

You[edit source]

So I see you were here from the start.How was it in the begining?-- 05:27, August 11, 2195/2011 (UTC)user:UNmarine777

Wild, man wild. No votes, lots of edit wars. 13:20, August 11, 2011 (UTC) aka Kevillips

Kev?[edit source]

You still there? We should collab again, we haven't done that in a while. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 13 September 2011, at 20:32

Yes soon k
It would seem he still hasn't sorted out his computer, though, in the meantime. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:45, 13 September 2011

sigh[edit source]

Ignominiously tapping this message in Morse Code, interpretted by carrier pigeons, somehow, perhaps this will get to you. Word is Interwebs will be coming to this wigwam on the prairie soon nuff. Kevillips aka 02:25, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

How cryptic... :S Talk Mattsnow 03:01, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

yes[edit source]

Cryptic --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:52, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

DSLETA[edit source]

t minus two days

K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:36, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Dun... dun... dundun! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:01, 21 September 2011

the story you are about to hear, or have already heard or are thinking about, is true. the time frmee has been changed to protect the innocent----K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:30, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

You're back...good[edit source]

I have an article on it and judge. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 September 2011, at 19:02

dayum --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:06, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Happy Halloween![edit source]

--RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:25

Thanks Lollipop. I've been involved in a lot of non Unc projects lately and am still settling into my new town and state. I'll be getting back in gear once, I get back to my usual schedule. n00b --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:11, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

IJ review[edit source]


I just came across your review of my article (via 'Media in category "Books"'). What can I say? You're not making any sense (unless you were just kidding, and I'm too thick to realize it).

Readers search Uncyclopedias to learn about what they did not know already.

Huh? Whaaaat? They go to Uncyclopedia (as opposed to Wikipedia) to be amused. And how could one expect to be amused by a parody of a book one hasn't read?

They do not want to feel stupid because they think they are not getting a joke found deep in the 1000 or so pages of a book they will never read.

Why would they feel stupid? They just wouldn't click on the article -- the same way I don't click on articles about, say, A Tale of Two Cities or Atlas Shrugged (because I haven't read them, and therefore wouldn't get any of the jokes).

I can't believe I have to explain this to anyone on this site. Especially to someone who presumes to lecture others on "What is funny?".

And finally:

an article no one will read, about a book nobody has read

I don't know about the article; but Infinite Jest itself isn't all that obscure (Google it -- something you should've done before shooting your mouth off). There've been books written about it, websites devoted to it, and so on. In fact, there was already an Uncyc article on it -- why didn't you flame that article, back then? (It wasn't very good, though, so I rewrote it from scratch.) And unless you've read all the other books there are articles on, shouldn't you be busy writing a few more negative reviews?

I hope some of this sinks in, but I'm not optimistic.

Stumbo 04:05, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Wow, now that is funny. But having been in the unenviable position of explaining jokes, or insisting something funny to the "wrong" audience, I will take your criticism to heart. But I feel free to add some explanatory notes.
  • The review, was clearly written by a fictional character from the popular UK game "Clue-do", or more accurately its American Cousin "Clue".
  • The opening paragraph tries to make clear the point of view of the critic-- very clear, by identifying key characteristics of the game in question.
  • "Professor" Plum is a pompous windbag, and while this editor understands your indignation of his scathing review of your Magna Opus,your lecture to me, the editor of the fictional character's review of your humorous take on the IJ, seems misplaced.
  • Any resemblance to real criticism by fictional characters is completely coincidental and unintentional. Especially within the context of UnReviews. PeeReviews are genuine attempts to help.
--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:53, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Fine, so I was too thick to get your joke. But since, if so, I was its main or only intended recipient (OK, now I get the "take it to email" meta-joke, too), why didn't you tell me about it once you wrote it? I might never have found it, in which case it would've been a joke for an audience of zero.

I think I've played Clue once or twice as a kid (and I did see the movie), but the name didn't ring a bell. ("Colonel Mustard," I would've recognized.) So, I'm the one who should've Googled.

And I apologize for the misplaced lecture.

P.S.: Do read the book -- 1000 pages of pretty good stuff beats 300 pages of same. (The Wikipedia page should give you a decent idea of what it's about; what they don't mention is that it has a lot of comic moments, in addition to the dramatic and tragic ones.)

Stumbo 03:38, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Bonus link: a music video based on a silly-but-crucial scene from IJ: kids at a tennis academy are playing a war-based RPG called Eschaton, and things get a wee bit out of hand -- though the video doesn't explain how and why. (It starts with an argument about the rules.)

Stumbo 16:09, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

You may be happy to know I have downloaded a "sample" of the thing to my Kindle for Android app. Best I can do with my overly long reading list. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:55, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
Caver !!! ProfPlum 00:00, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

Cool. Enjoy; and maybe it'll encourage you to read the whole novel. (I read the Wikipedia article and the first -- though chronologically last -- scene, and I was hooked.) -- Stumbo 04:55, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

Come back, you prick![edit source]

Pretty much what I said, we miss you! Talk Mattsnow 16:32, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

It could happen, but for some editorial differences I have with persons of interest. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:49, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
It's irrelevant, you should just ignore these. I'm a bit surprised since I think there's not much unfriendly people around, but anyway. Whatever was said on IRC by drunk people doesn't matter at all, it would be a shame to leave for such petty stuff. Looking forward to hear from you man, you were one of the people who are friendly and greeted me well! :) Talk Mattsnow 18:21, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
and if by "editorial" you mean UnNews editor, well I am the editor now and I think I am very much friendly and permissive. If you meant "admins" by that, I cn tell you that I declined to be one and quite frankly, I don't care at all about this site's politics, I don't know if there is one really! Come back bro! Talk Mattsnow 18:31, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
No I do not mean unnews editor, I am being rather vague on purpose. Essentially, an oligarchy with despots is not a place to be creative. Humor by democratic action is potentially tepid. By declaring this huffable, but that as a VFD, coupled with an extremely high maintenance reversal process, makes for less edgy comedy. My humor is leaning toward more absurdist extremum or nostalgia nuevo. The latter of which is not understood by anyone younger than 30. But expect me to pop up now and again when I feel inspired to post something in some of the more obscure corners of the site. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:16, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
It sure would be appreciated, you were one of my mentors! There's all sorts of people on an Internet community just as in real life, you can't agree with them all. :P Talk Mattsnow 00:59, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

HuFFW[edit source]

Huff Forum:FFW_2011 The idea of this disgusts me. That people arbitrarily delete or huff pages based on an initial impression and possibly humor impairment or possible grudge against the sole author is enough for for me to decide to put my energies elsewhere. That the "FFW" Literally occurred on one of my favorite penned articles, featured on my userpage while I was literally on the road moving across country and would be without internet for quite a while, which was widely known by the power user community of attention payers, makes me believe it was in fact arson. In retaliation for the nomination for deletion of two equally crap articles, which were defended by power abuse of great magnitude, and encouraged another dedicated user to abandon the site. Click click click tick tick tick boom. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:59, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

I totally agree, I was against FFW from the beginning. Some good articles went down in flames and some users found out their article had been deleted and got them back in a jiffy. The idea of having a competition to see who would destroy the most articles was ridiculous. I'm sure it won't happen again, or there's gonna be very fierce opposition. However, the admin situation changed a lot since that time, and I am quite sure Black Flamingo or Romartus or Xamralco would be very happy to restore your article bro. :) Talk Mattsnow 01:09, June 25, 2012 (UTC)
There are people that say there are no coincidences. But that "my" article was deleted while I was literally moving which I clearly maintained the dates on my vacation notice. AND it was deleted by someone that could very well have been angry with me for nominating two of his for vfd, makes me suspicious of the process and outcome. If I cared enough to check the forensics I could probably see the files deleted by the user and see if by chance it could be possible that the article deleted previous was deleted in an time sequence consistent with the average of a series of deletions, or if it was "gun jumped" ie put to the top of a hit list. Or if it came up random ,and s/he saw the sole author let that be the criteria foe deletion rather than the project stated. Given the ops history of blatant power abuse, and campaigns for more power, I do not believe in coincidences. I do not believge in a system that lets arbitrary absolute power in which the only reaction is a campaign against it with more reasonable people? Micromanaging humor is so difficult. Ever read Lenny Bruce's Bio? or seen the documentary? That is so close to how I feel. ie "who are you to say this is not funny? or not funny enough? two people can tel the same joke, nd one get twice as many laughs as the other - why? delivery and audience. On the net, the audience is at once near zero and infinite. If one person smiles and gets it, is it doing its job? I say yes. If one person does not, should it be deleted? I am.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:41, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

I have been a Zombie[edit source]

In 1998, I was named a Prince in 1999, I was elected an Emperor in 2004, I was the walking dead. My life signs said near zero, but I drove myself to the er. in 2010, I was named a Colonel by the Governor of Kentucky. But there is only one Zombie Baron,

--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:45, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

as is often the cae with my aye dee dee[edit source]

I jumped first, then, started to understand what was going on in here, with the forking and sturff. No socks. I barely wear shoes. don't hurt me. Kevillips (talk) 03:34, 7 February 2013 (UTC)