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Name Kevillips III
HIM Emperor of Kentuckistan
Country of Sweden
Reign	14 July, 1999 – 15 July, 2000
Coronation	14 July, 1999
Full name	The Magical Masked Mardi Gras Emperor XVIII, Kevillips
Titles	Kentuckistan Colonel User:k3vin Twitter:Ke7in
Born	Within the sign of Scorpio
	St. Paul, MN
Died	TBA
	as needed
Buried	TBA
Predecessor	Suzanne I (as regent)
Heir-Presumptive	Buttercup
Successor	EV
Consort	Eden Towers Empress XVIII
Consort	Niagara Falls Princess Royal
Wife/wives	Eden Towers Empress XVIII
Issue	PeaChess Bot
Royal House	Pancakes
Dynasty	dePaul
Royal anthem	Lust for life ~Pop, Iggy
Father	Brutious
Mother	Diana

IP Hall of FAIL

who am I trying to kid?

Driver 12, was my designation

Kevillips also known elsewhere as K3vin or Ke7in is a cyborg. No still images of him are known to exist. Every single known image of Kevillips has been proven to be that of a body double.

Vitals

• Name: Kevin
• Serial Number 0000-0000-0000-1100
• Education: Too much
• Chief Weapon: Surprise
• Chief Weapon: Surprise and fear
• Favorite outfit: Smarty Pants and a Thinking Cap
• Occupation: I drove a cab part time. This is an occupation I have performed for years. I did other things too, but they're classified.

Uncyclopedia articles

I have written

Favorites of mine

• Eraserhead By Request
• Future Santa
• The Green Hornet By Request
• King of the Hill By request
• Lake Superior
• UnReviews:Milk
• The Real Partridge Family Lost in the Zombie Apocalpse
• Silent film By request
• Smartypantiasis
• The Wikipedia BBS
• Portal:Comedy
  • User:Kevillips/Comedy:portal-parts

In Process

• User:Kevillips/Northern Territory
• User:Kevillips/Jesus Pieces
• User:Kevillips/UnFuture:Main Page

I have sporked

• Daughters of the American Red States
• My Brabant Bio
• Call of Duty: Black Ops

UnTunes

Aspiring Song Writer UnTunes-Believe It!

• This untune - Authority:

In the UnNews

Some of my favorites

• Crystalline entity finds no hitch in domination of puny Earth Front page
• Customs agreement leads to mini big bang Front page
• Disney and Yum! Join Against Somali Pirates

UnFun Facts

• I was there for the beginning of Nobody caresEdit date 2006 Jan 02
• The first huffed article was too nasty even for this place User:Kevillips/black water
• Mediawiki helpful stuff can be found User:K3vin#Useful_templates

File:Daughters of american red states emplem.pngI designed this verbally in 2006, and did not bring it to fruit until 2011, when my potatochopping skills improved see DARS

Humor styles

I subscribe to the following humor styjs:

1. Tangenital
2. Running Gag
3. multilevel marketing.
4. checking to see what is in my pockets
5. The More You Know

At me or with me, that is the question. The answer 42.

The More U Know

Everything I Know can be summed up in the video + 2

User:Kevillips/Not safe for work

UBX

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 19 years and 12 days.

Family history

A lot of dead people did stuff, then there is me.

See also

• Endless loop

Awards

	Magician of the month June 2011

Some are like merit badges, some were bestowed

IRK

• I try to stay live on irc - easy way to reach me is my channel -here is how.User:Kevillips/chat

Even moor y00serboxs

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Half Baked Ideas

I played the tuba in HS

1. /Swedish bikini team

1. User:Kevillips/UnBooks:Everyone Typos
2. User:Kevillips/Ward Cunningham
3. User:Kevillips/Big Book of Silly Stories
4. User:Kevillips/UnReviews:North
5. User:Kevillips/UnFuture:Maine Page
6. Northern Territory and Northern Territory (TV show)
7. Jeese's Pieces
8. Angry pong