User:Kevillips/chat
I try to keep a presence on IRC on ##kevillips, but I also enjoy #uncyclopedia but I feel old.
For a collection of quotes, see the Uncyc QDB.
My dental dams[edit | edit source]
Chat[edit | edit source]
To access the Kevillips IRC channel you have five three options Holy Commandments:
1. Direct IRC link[edit | edit source]
If your browser supports IRC (like Opera), or if you have an IRC plugin installed for your browser you can click on irc://irc.freenode.net/kevillips to go directly to the channel. This also works for some stand-alone IRC clients that are associated with irc:// URLs in your browser.
- (If you are using Firefox or any other Mozilla based browser, you can get the ChatZilla IRC plugin to use this method.)
2. Manual[edit | edit source]
Or just point your irc client to the mystical coordinates below:
server: irc.freenode.net port: 6667 channel: ##kevillips
for Uncyclopedic IRC relayed besnatch:
The Counter-Vandalism Network has a channel at #cvn-wikia-uncyc
UnNews has its own channel as well (#unnews)
There is also a channel for admins (#@uncyclopedia)
And there is a channel for dynamic article reviews (#unresource)
There is also a channel for pie and pie-related discussion (##turtle)
3. Web-based[edit | edit source]
If neither of the above is an option for you or simply fail to work, try one of the web-based clients below. They are serviceable and not usually blocked by libraries and centers of edumacation.
Freenode Web client[edit | edit source]
Go to this page to launch the web client. It is stable, fast, and easy to use, not unlike your mum.
#uncyclopedia - Web-based CGI:IRC client[edit | edit source]
the wiki channel
Go to irc.wikia.com/uncyclopedia to launch the web client. It is slow and prone to total existence failure.
Quotsturbation[edit | edit source]
“The only thing worse than being talked about on IRC is being talked about on LiveJournal. And the only thing worse than that is being talked about on the BBC.”
– Oscar Wilde on IRC
“I can easily snipe you on this thing, as I disguise myself with many a username, so watch out!”
– 127.0.0.1 on Uncyclopedia Chatting
“In Soviet Russia, chatbox watches YOU!!”
– Russian Reversal on Uncyclopedia Chatting
Footnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ NOTE: IRC CHAT IS NOT THE PLACE TO GO LOOKING FOR A MATE OR A PARTNER TO WATCH TV WITH. IT IS FOR PROJECT DISCUSSIONS AND SIMILAR TASKS. FOR MATCHMAKING, PLEASE CHOOSE A SERVICE LIKE EH... I DON'T KNOW... MATCH.COM OR SOMETHING, AND HELP KEEP OUR IRC FILTH FREE. AND IN CASE THAT DIDN'T GO THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THE CHANNEL IF YOU DO.
- ↑ ALSO NOTE: DO NOT LINK TO PORNOGRAPHY OR SHOCK SITES, PREFERABLY WITHOUT EXCEPTION. IF YOU FIND THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST, BE SURE TO TAG IT AS "NSFW" OR YOU WILL GET BANNED.