User:Doyoureallywanttohurtme/Userpage
<insert name here>@uncyclopedia:~# finger Kevillips
Doyoureallywanttohurtme: Cyborg, 1963 model with modifications in 2004, 2008
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Name Kevillips III | ||
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HIM Emperor of Kentuckistan | ||
Country of Sweden | ||
Reign | 14 July, 1999 – 15 July, 2000 | |
Coronation | 14 July, 1999 | |
Full name | The Magical Masked Mardi Gras Emperor XVIII, Kevillips | |
Titles | Kentuckistan Colonel User:k3vin Twitter:Ke7in | |
Born | Within the sign of Scorpio | |
St. Paul, MN | ||
Died | TBA | |
as needed | ||
Buried | TBA | |
Predecessor | Suzanne I (as regent) | |
Heir-Presumptive | Buttercup | |
Successor | EV | |
Consort | Eden Towers Empress XVIII | |
Consort | Niagara Falls Princess Royal | |
Wife/wives | Eden Towers Empress XVIII | |
Issue | PeaChess Bot | |
Royal House | Pancakes | |
Dynasty | dePaul | |
Royal anthem | Lust for life ~Pop, Iggy | |
Father | Brutious | |
Mother | Diana |
Kevillips also known elsewhere as K3vin or Ke7in is a cyborg. No still images of him are known to exist. Every single known image of Kevillips has been proven to be that of a body double.
Vitals[edit | edit source]
- Name: Kevin
- Serial Number 0000-0000-0000-1100
- Education: Too much
- Chief Weapon: Surprise
- Chief Weapon: Surprise and fear
- Favorite outfit: Smarty Pants and a Thinking Cap
- Occupation: I drove a cab part time. This is an occupation I have performed for years. I did other things too, but they're classified.
Uncyclopedia articles[edit | edit source]
I have written[edit | edit source]
Favorites of mine
- Eraserhead By Request
- Future Santa
- The Green Hornet By Request
- King of the Hill By request
- Lake Superior
- UnReviews:Milk
- The Real Partridge Family Lost in the Zombie Apocalpse
- Silent film By request
- Smartypantiasis
- The Wikipedia BBS
- Portal:Comedy
In Process[edit | edit source]
I have sporked[edit | edit source]
- Daughters of the American Red States
- My Brabant Bio
- Call of Duty: Black Ops
UnTunes[edit | edit source]
Aspiring Song Writer UnTunes-Believe It!
- This untune - Authority:
In the UnNews[edit | edit source]
Some of my favorites
- Crystalline entity finds no hitch in domination of puny Earth Front page
- Customs agreement leads to mini big bang Front page
- Disney and Yum! Join Against Somali Pirates
UnFun Facts[edit | edit source]
- I was there for the beginning of Nobody caresEdit date 2006 Jan 02
- The first huffed article was too nasty even for this place User:Kevillips/black water
- Mediawiki helpful stuff can be found User:K3vin#Useful_templates
File:Daughters of american red states emplem.pngI designed this verbally in 2006, and did not bring it to fruit until 2011, when my potatochopping skills improved see DARS
Humor styles[edit | edit source]
I subscribe to the following humor styjs:
- Tangenital
- Running Gag
- multilevel marketing.
- checking to see what is in my pockets
- The More You Know
At me or with me, that is the question. The answer 42.
Everything I Know can be summed up in the video + 2[edit | edit source]
User:Kevillips/Not safe for work
UBX[edit | edit source]
Family history[edit | edit source]
A lot of dead people did stuff, then there is me.
See also[edit | edit source]
Awards[edit | edit source]
Some are like merit badges, some were bestowed
IRK[edit | edit source]
- I try to stay live on irc - easy way to reach me is my channel -here is how.User:Kevillips/chat
Even moor y00serboxs[edit | edit source]
This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message » |
Half Baked Ideas[edit | edit source]
- User:Kevillips/UnBooks:Everyone Typos
- User:Kevillips/Ward Cunningham
- User:Kevillips/Big Book of Silly Stories
- User:Kevillips/UnReviews:North
- User:Kevillips/UnFuture:Maine Page
- Northern Territory and Northern Territory (TV show)
- Jeese's Pieces
- Angry pong