User talk:Whyamidoingthis/Chat

This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is Post rapture. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

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Chat Nicely Everyone...

Leave any chats here...--Pea Chess (Chat) 02:44, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

At home, watching tv, outside. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:46, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

if u get back on then can u leave message?...Pea Chess (Chat) 02:48, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

yes I canam ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:50, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Psycho! I was on chat...can't remember the anagram...u shuld get on and ask about Peaches_. Anywho, no matter what they say...i was not drinking...i was simply in the moment and tired...Pea Chess (Chat) 05:09, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

what anagram?---K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:15, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

IRC was the anagram.

Am sleep deprived......Pea Chess (Chat) 05:10, April 10, 2011 (UTC) Are you there?Pea Chess (Chat) 06:37, April 10, 2011 (UTC) Where are you?Pea Chess (Chat) 07:12, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

I have odd sleeping patterns myself. I sleep when I'm tired and wake up when I'm rested. Its now 5:30 and I will be up for a few. -- --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 09:54, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Hi? U still there?Pea Chess (Chat) 11:51, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Here is kind of subjective. I'm logged in, but doing nothing ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 11:58, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Hi...how r u? i was bitched at last night for my "txt" spelling on IRC...finally they hit a soft spot (no pun intended there) and i asked them to stop with wot they were doing...they did for a while but then started again...i finally just left. came back and sat for idk how long...finally Lyrithya noticed i was there and i left...*smiles*...i was sleep deprived and calling everything TOY! that got me kicked off to scare me...which it did...then i was kicked of for sending "?" maybe twenty times in a row...and then i think they did it one other time and i'm not even sure why...Pea Chess (Chat) 12:05, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Did you know that "chat" is French for "cat"? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:07, 10 April 2011

No, i didn't...that might explain why i like chats? and cats? thank you for that Socky, do you mind if i site you?Pea Chess (Chat) 12:11, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

I'd prefer if you didn't site me. I don't object to anyone citing me, however. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:14, 10 April 2011

Shit...why do people always catch me when I have a spelling fart? Pea Chess (Chat) 12:17, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

IRC

When joining new places, like, IRC, it is often advisable to lurk a bit, and get a feel for the sense of community. different IRC channels have different vibes. I get the feeling that #uncyclopedia channel prefers proper spelling and punctuation and phrasing. -- --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 12:19, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, i (btw, Oli hated the "i" he capitalizes it "I") hadn't noticed that...thanks...it makes responding harder when one has to reach over and hit the shift key...and also (funny how txting started w/ the abbr.) it is slower to type the whole word. y culdn't they just get used to my shorter and faster txt? douches... Pea Chess (Chat) 12:25, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

I am not bitching at you...sorry if you thought that because you are old I was bitching at you. Pea Chess (Chat) 12:27, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

BTW: I wasn't using your page as chat thing...I figured you might be watching it? And so therefore would know I had sent something. Lol. Pea Chess (Chat) 12:31, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Vent away, I understand. I am a grammar rule breaker, I invent words, I do not get bent out of shape over new words being added tot he dictionary. But if communication breaks down as a result of abbreviations, then it gets to be a problem. With texting, I hate having to shrink everything down, then to re-explain when they don't understand. Also, realize you are the boss of you. You are responsible for what you do. If u typ n a way ppl h8, they hav the rite 2 respond. Don't change if you don't want to, but accept the ramifications of continuing to stay your course. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 12:35, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Yea...the spelling really wasn't wot pissed me off...but I am not talking about that so if you want to know what really did it then ask someone else who was there. *smiles* it is nothing really...just a touchy spot that hurts when you poke... Pea Chess (Chat) 12:38, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

I am not taking anything you say as directed at me. If you want to direct something at me type YOU before it. Otherwise, i will always assume ur talking aboue someone else.  :-) ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 12:40, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

YOU:Yea...the spelling really wasn't wot pissed me off...but I am not talking about that so if you want to know what really did it then ask someone else who was there. *smiles* it is nothing really...just a touchy spot that hurts when you poke... Pea Chess (Chat) 12:43, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

O was pm just a bit ago, asked a little, but nothing specific, but no one responded, I am sure, it weas no big deal in the long run. You may be bothered by it, but as they say Nobody cares and not in a bad way, that its not like anything cannot be forgiven or undone, so after emotions run their course, things move on. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 12:46, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

YOU: Mmmm...rite wotever...but can u please try to keep the submittions going in-out-in-out, not in-in-in-in-out half way-in-in-out all the way?</font?> Pea Chess (Chat) 12:49, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

YOU: I gonna have to go in a bit for a lil while now Psych...It is morn here and i am still in bed...lol... Pea Chess (Chat) 12:52, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

YOU: Ok, leaving for now...be back later...leave message if you get the chance...Pea Chess (Chat) 12:55, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

you mean with the : its morning here too - eastern time ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 12:58, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Yes I mean that, and you too? Yea I was in bed...hadn't gotten up/dressed/fed/fed animals/or nothing...I am a productive sort...lol...Pea Chess (Chat) 13:15, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

I will be in and out of here for a while...Pea Chess (Chat) 13:15, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

You can leave a message at any point if you are still here and I will return it when I can...Pea Chess (Chat) 13:26, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Animals

what kind of animals must you feed? ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 14:16, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

YOU: Do you want the whole long list, or a vague idea?--Pea Chess (Chat) 14:20, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

YOU: And its not that I have to..tho I do have to...now that I think of it. I enjoy it and enjoy the animals.--Pea Chess (Chat) 14:23, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Respond Please.

YOU:

Good-morning and hello!

Where is it you did go,

Uncyclo's evil psycho?

You never do respond,

Is your head stuck in a pond?

Of you I am not fond...

This poem is so stupid,

One might call it putrid.

It is one I should have hid.

Respond to me psycho,

Or are you with a whore(pronounced ho)?

No wonder you're so low...

Pea Chess (Chat) 14:37, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

YOU:

You haven't been on here

Since you left the last post.

Did you go to get a beer,

Or fill your gut with Roast?

Your beer gut must be hard to fill,

But you probably have great skill,

And with no problem fill it you will.

I am wasting my time now,

As I'm sure that you can see.

Except that you are gone now,

Perhaps you left to go and pee?

Why am I even doing this,

This poem will totally miss,

The end.

Pea Chess (Chat) 14:49, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

repsond

Poetic License - I hope you don't think I am actually an evil psycho. OCD amd ADD are pretty harmless. I only obsess about things I can change, and attention, who needs it? I can do 50 million things at once. The reason I don't always respond are few the first being you are not the boss of me LOL. But mostly I have a tempermental wifi connection that chooses to drop me from the network for reasons, I have yet to discover. I will probably have to do something the the router management program like the mac address or some such. I asked about the animals, because I was curious if you lived on a farm. Usually when people say feed he animals they mean pets, and will often say something like the pets, the babies, the dogs the cats. But your phrase did not sound like that to me.

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K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 14:52, April 10, 2011 (UTC) there Poet --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7

*smiles* The poems were just to pass the time...I usually write free verse, so when i rhyme it gets a little weird. I do live on a farm...Small one...but a farm. Horses, chickens, cats, dogs, two ducks(they are new, and actually how i found Uncyc), and uh...frogs...tho they just choose to stay really. I understand not responding...and i actually g2g...lol--Pea Chess (Chat) 14:56, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

I started a blog to which I only post in quatrains like Nostradamus. I haven't posted in a while. For a bit, I was taking news stories, making a quatrain about it, then posting a link tot he inpiration. Darkside Truths Revealed ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:02, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Illogicapedia

In the early days of the romanovs, that other guy mentioned illogicapedia as being more suitible for your sudan based romanov dynasty. I think he was on the mark. Your respobse to that lkine of thought ended with "do I have to set up another account" yes - but many many uncyclopedians are there too. I am there as kevillips Lyrthya is there as that. Just create it and go. I love nonsense, and what some people call Randumb humor. I refer to it as absurdity. There is a place for all types. Uncyclopedia strives to be a parody of wikipedia. So they want the articles to resemble real, but be not quite right. On the other hand illogicpedia doesn't even care if your article is funny. I think they prefer it not to try to be funny. I wrote one there called Accept snot, under the pretense that when someone says "except its not" after they say something, so as to negate it, I pretended that to accept snot is to negate something. Like - Dogs are the same as cats, accept snot. This could be fun, accept snot. It doesn;t work perfectly. But who cares at illogicapedia. avoide wackypedia, ---K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:13, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm..I will have to think about making a new account...I am not even supposed to be on here...well like I haven't been told specifically, but I know that I am not...will have to think...so do you have pets?Pea Chess (Chat) 15:41, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Well, if like you say you are 16, its not a good habit to defy the rules. So if you are banned from other things, and this Uncy was not explicitly included in the ban, but was unknown by the banners, then it could be construed as not-cool. But like with anything, in moderation, everything should be ok. Hold off on joining uncyc. But I may spork your original draft there anyway.

Yes I have one pet. down from three. He is an 8 year old dachshund. I am thinking about getting either a new puppy or a new kitten. not sure which, and I keep checking the shelters for the right fit.

I am not going to try and yell at you. Just keep in mind, everything you do affects other people that may not want to be affected. Your solution to sig practice on your own page was brilliant. It stopped affecting other's talk, UNLESS the {{ }} nature of it caused the goofs to do so anyway. Thats what I think L was trying to portray. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:06, April 10, 2011 (UTC) TBC

The reply that got out of control long

Try not to be sensitive. Nobody is really paying that close attention. If they are, its their problem. Your most humiliating moment, is just someone else's momentary amusement. I love that, and had it on my email sig for a long time in college. When people tell you thats not how we do things here take it to heart. If you find a new community is too cliquey, move on. Right now, you are such a n00b, and certainly not the first n00b, people are expecting you to lose interest and drop off. I understand that to be very common. My First edit on here was 12-2005 - 5 years ago. Then nothing for three years, due to pc problems and work and writers block. Now people are noticing I am not a n00b, but not an admin either. I have no desire to be. I am happy to exist within my parameters of comfort. Meaning. I didn't care if I had a cool sig, but I certainly like the one you made for me. I told you that, and told you why. The only reason I even had a subst:sig was because in 2008, I wanted to integrate my online wikididenties, and found it is kind of frowned upon to change ids. Also Wikipedia really frowned on uncyclopedia at the time. I keep showing up on log reports because I have a link to uncyclopedia on my wikipedia userpage. its allowed, but initially I kept the names pretty separate. So I kept this id but overlaid it with my User:k3vin. I have nothing to hide. I may not talk about everything in my life, but I put it out there, and if people look, great. I have had a few weird stalkers show up at my door, or leave messages on my phone, but that was in the dawn of the internet when everything was so new. Man this is turning into an article sorry. I hope this did not come off preachy, it is sunday, and I am an Ordained Minister. LOL ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:58, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

IRC

I am on----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:08, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

YOU: Hey Kevillips...can you message me here when you are on IRC again...I will just keep track of this page...I stay up late. I will be up till around 1-3 our time? I am not exactly sure. If you read this tonight and can stay up to chat then that would be nice...If not then sleep well friend...and may you dream of heavy syrup...Pea Chess (Chat) 03:41, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

What tine zone you in? I am eastern. I am up, but not doing anything, was on irc can go again for while.

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K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:21, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Same zone...do you know you have your own channel?

#Kevillips  ?

Anywho...i am on nowPea Chess (Chat) 04:49, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

I wonder how I did that> my own channel ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 06:58, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Or it belongs to someone else of the same name? Pea Chess (Chat) 09:51, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

• Not sure but I created one later. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:10, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

I am getting on IRC, I don't know if you are on or what...Pea Chess (Chat) 03:41, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Sleep you well

Goodnight Kev, sleep you well and your dreams be pleasant...*quick hug goodnight*...Talk to you tomorrow...Pea Chess (Chat) 06:22, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Its 4 in the afternoon where I live YAY - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 06:23, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

UTC +10 - I have a friend in hong kong and he is always 12 hours ahead of me or close to it. -- --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:08, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Frosty: I would bother to do the math and see where in this fucked world you live...but alas, I am too lazy and my math sucks so bad I probably wouldn't even get ti right...lol...Pea Chess (Chat) 15:19, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

the nice thing about our sig time stamp is its Greenwich so that helps a little. I am UTC-4 ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:05, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

I am confused but ok, how are you today? Pea Chess (Chat) 16:12, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

I am getting on IRC, but I will be slow in responding because I am trying to do school too...and I might have to sparatically go at times...but...Pea Chess (Chat) 16:14, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Ok Kiddo, can I call you kiddo? I have my own chat subpage, just like you, but Mine is IRC based User:Kevillips/chat. Grasshopper is chinese for kiddo by the way, --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:40, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

I'm in Sydney Australia, just so you know - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:12, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Are you Awake?

Hey Kev, you must be asleep I assume? I will kinda be puttering around on here so if when you wake up you want to chat then just leave me a message...no guarantee I will respond right away though. Maybe with you sleeping now you can stay up to chat later tonight. Idk, but sleep well...Pea Chess (Chat) 23:57, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

I worked on an article tonight, but I need to add more. try this User:Kevillips/chat ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:04, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

/away

lol /away is an irc command that puts the away message on that you hate. so when I typed ?so /away - I was saying I was going to do that. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:49, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, ok, and like the sig change...Pea Chess (Chat) 04:12, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipops

I like peaches. And peach flavoured lollipops. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:18, 14 April 2011

Do you really? Pea Chess (Chat) 12:24, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Lolli and his pops. ----K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:14, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Yes...Lolli, can I have a peach pop? Pea Chess (Chat) 20:19, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Depends. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:47, 20 April 2011

Why are you doing this?

Hmm, another impersonator of me. You might want to know none of the rest of them lasted long. Have a nice day. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig1 currently seen here mostly as King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:29, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

They are pretty close - but this user is pretty well known as PeaChess now, and her userid was not intended to confuse with yours,

(both being questions, similar in sound, and neither, all that very profound.)

But changing userids is known to be a unhappy process, this user has chosen a Nom de Nick for her sig, which she also uses on IRC etc. I am sure both of you can learn to live with two long sentences starting with "why", one with spaces one with not, which ask startlingly different questions in motivation, one being confrontational, one being self reflective.

I remain --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:04, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

You're underestimating my ability to make a big fight over something trivial. (Seriously, though, it can cause confusion--I and another user had some problems with it where we were getting each others messages and stuff. Or at least that's the way I imagine it to have been). User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig1 04:59, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

Did you notice the user has been huffed? I rest my case. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig9 05:03, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

WiFi

I arrived and found that there is no wireless where I am staying so I was unable to get online until now as right now I am back at home for Easter where there is wireless how is ever’one doing here wasting their ‘’un’’precious time? Pea Chess (Chat) 06:03, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Brrrr...

10 reasons to thank Whyamidoingthis 10. You voted for User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty on VFH 9. You're pretty cool 8. You participated in rigging one of Uncyclopedia's most sacred voting pages 7. Thus proving that you don't have a frigid sense of humor 6. Except you do since you voted for an article that involved freezing temperatures 5. Not even sure if that was a proper pun anyway 4. Sorry 3. I think I'm running out of numbers here 2. But I just wanted to say 1. Thanks for the vote!

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:25 Apr 25, 2011

your welcome. Pea Chess (Chat) 09:00, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

Browser history

You can delete individual entries from your history, so if you do that and clear all the index files your history should be safe. (talk) 16:52, 29 April 2011

Thanks...that should be of help...Pea Chess (Chat) 04:48, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

When your new computer is close to being here I'll see if I need to guide you through it. (talk) 16:32, 30 April 2011

That would be nice...thank you...Pea Chess (Chat) 05:52, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

So

I'm guessing you got cut off. I'm sorry about that. If you know when you'll be back on just let me know here or on my talk page. (talk) 07:03, 5 May 2011