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Let's keep templates to a minimum. Ditto with the article whoring. Blabber away below.

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Also you gay. Go vote on this. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK

A) This involves me either reading or voting randomly, based entirely on article titles, taste of who's already voted, and bribes. I cannot read, and shall not be a part of such a practice, unless the bribes are very, very good. B) The welcome message = I'm a noob and don't know how to vote. ~  Talk 21:21, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

But you ARE a noob, and we can teach you how to vote. It's only, like, forty articles or something. Go read 'em all. Then vote. N00b. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 25 '13 22:42 (UTC)

I SAW YOUSE

 ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Mar 16 '13 22:52 (UTC)

Nothing to see here. Just passing through. WOOOOO... Spring Break! ~  Talk 23:00, 16 March 2013 (UTC)

SHUT THE HELL UP AND SHOW US YOUR TITS!!! The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 01:47, 17 March 2013 (UTC)

In case you're still alive...

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC ^[TALK] 17:08 Jun 7 2014

Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:44, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

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