User:UNmarine777

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  • ... that the entire army of Liechtenstein consists of 3 soldiers? (Pictured)
  • ... that if you were to stack up all the elephants on Earth, those elephants would die?
  • ... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
  • ... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you?
  • ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
  • ... that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"
  • ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
  • ... that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd?


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  • ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
  • ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
  • ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
  • ... that nobody asked?
  • ... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
  • ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
  • ... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?


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Who is UNmarine777[edit | edit source]

UNmarine777 is a self-proclaimed master of all things.UNmarine777 was never born or created he was simply here.He is the alpha and the omega but prefers to be the delta!Some say UNmarine777 should be killed well tough luck UNmarine777 is unkillable and he will live on forever even if it kills him.UNmarine777 is his own God.Do note UNmarine777 is a cool guy he hangs with Jesus and Mohammed.It is even said that one time UNmarine777 made chuck Norris feel One Billionth of pain.thats never been done before.UNmarine777 refuses to believe his own logic and lives with us on Earth.

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