User:UNmarine777

  Crowded elevator smell different to midget - Confucius say

	A КоммциiзT was written by this article☭
	"In Soviet Яussia, template adds УФU!!" *Note Homefront is a pretty good game its just that its too damn short for a AЯTICLE!* to spread communism!

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

The author of this page is fucking insane. You can help by shooting him.

... that I hear voices outside my room? (Pictured)

... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
... that still lifes are the most interesting paintings?
... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
... that the White House is really off-white?

... that Richard Nixon really just wanted a Magnavox Odyssey?

... that I'm better than this person in particular?
... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
... that the life of Jesus Christ contains many allusions to Superman?
... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?
... that the packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" are actually delicious?
... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?

My private plane.

Who is UNmarine777[edit | edit source]

UNmarine777 is a self-proclaimed master of all things.UNmarine777 was never born or created he was simply here.He is the alpha and the omega but prefers to be the delta!Some say UNmarine777 should be killed well tough luck UNmarine777 is unkillable and he will live on forever even if it kills him.UNmarine777 is his own God.Do note UNmarine777 is a cool guy he hangs with Jesus and Mohammed.It is even said that one time UNmarine777 made chuck Norris feel One Billionth of pain.thats never been done before.UNmarine777 refuses to believe his own logic and lives with us on Earth.

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