User:UNmarine777

  Crowded elevator smell different to midget - Confucius say

	A КоммциiзT was written by this article☭
	"In Soviet Яussia, template adds УФU!!" *Note Homefront is a pretty good game its just that its too damn short for a AЯTICLE!* to spread communism!

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

The author of this page is fucking insane. You can help by shooting him.

... that Cafeteria food (Pictured) is not generally edible?

... that the lawman/outlaw Wild Bill Hickok had one of the most celebrated mustaches in the Wild West?
... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
... taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?
... that nobody can describe what a simile is like?
... that the life of Jesus Christ contains many allusions to Superman?
... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?

... that Joseph Stalin (Pictured) is the the real Man of Steel?

... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
... that a drummer is someone who hangs out with musicians?
... tennis isn't just a game?
... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?

My private plane.

Who is UNmarine777[edit | edit source]

UNmarine777 is a self-proclaimed master of all things.UNmarine777 was never born or created he was simply here.He is the alpha and the omega but prefers to be the delta!Some say UNmarine777 should be killed well tough luck UNmarine777 is unkillable and he will live on forever even if it kills him.UNmarine777 is his own God.Do note UNmarine777 is a cool guy he hangs with Jesus and Mohammed.It is even said that one time UNmarine777 made chuck Norris feel One Billionth of pain.thats never been done before.UNmarine777 refuses to believe his own logic and lives with us on Earth.

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