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The face of HATE!

• 4chan hacked, nobody cares
• Vatican commits simony
• YouTube child educator Ms. Rachel detained and deported by ICE (Pictured)
• Scientists revive some dead wolves because they can
• Steve's Lava Chicken shut down due to health code violations
• Wayne Gretzky's all-time regular season goal record broken by Putin's Instagram buddyboo
• Donald Trump receives prestigious award for destroying the stock market
• Kid (and ball) escape narrow car crash
• Robert F. Kennedy Jr. engulfs every panda bear in existence
• Kardashian and Ye do washed up things

Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Silksong, and Deltarune • Eurovision • Russian Invasion • Israel-Palestine conflict • DOGE budget cuts • Everyone ditching some Disney live-action remake for A Minecraft Movie • Trump and Xi's tariff games • Americans scrambling last-minute to pay their taxes

Recent deaths: Meghan Markle's Netflix show • Kurt from Good Burger • George Foreman • 23andMe • Bruce Glover • Richard Chamberlain • Roger Daltrey's eyes and ears • Val Kilmer • Yoon Suk Yeol's presidency and freedom • Your 401K • Jay North • The playoff bids of all New York State NHL teams

Upcoming deaths: U.S. and Global Economy • Luigi Mangione • Kate Middleton • Laura Palmer • DEI • Columbus Blue Jackets' playoff chances • Gawr Gura