Forum:Are you a Matthlock?

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That has been one question that may bother you. (It definitely bothers Matthlock!) This is a forum to determine whether you are or are not a Matthlock.

How obsessed are you with sigs?

I have a really bad obsession with sigs. Just look here! User:Matthlock/sig2 20:28, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

I have the same sig since Lollipop made me one in 1894 and don't plan on changing anytime soon. Traditions, you know. Mattsnow 20:33, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

ROTFLOL Mattsnow! User:Matthlock/sig2 20:41, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

I spend no effort at all on signaturms. (Although I believe that my signature may have been given a biopic in USP. Possibly before I was.) --Nominally Humane! 09:10 05 Jul 21:10, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

I'm glad you're back, POTR. I love you, man! -No homo User:Matthlock/sig2 21:13, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Considering my sig is just a rainbow and a stupid head, I would say that I'm not a Matthlock. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:14, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Considering that I haven't updated my sig in years, I would say that I'm not a Matthlock. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:46, 5 July 2012

Welcome to the discussion, Socky! So glad you could join. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:49, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

You acknowledge Socky and not me? I'm offended! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:53, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry about that, Xamralco. What you must realize, though, is that Socky is Belgian, and to tell you the truth, I have absolutely no idea what time it is in his neck of the woods. To tell you the truth, I thought he was sleeping right now. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:55, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Like I said, my condolences, Welcome Xamralco! User:Matthlock/sig2 21:56, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Not really for me, though I do have a lot of sigs. Also, welcome back Puppy. ~[ths] UotM 22:01, 07/05/2012

Ah, man. Wow, brah, this is the best, man. I'm so glad we're all back together and stuff. This is great, man. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:03, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not really offended. I know you love me unlike every woman I come in contact with. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:07, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

I see. Would you like me to get you a girl? User:Matthlock/sig2 22:08, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

If you must know, it's 14 past midnight in Belgium. And to tell you the truth, I never go to sleep before sunrise. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:14, 5 July 2012

So you're like a vampire, Socky. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:16, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. Yes indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:23, 5 July 2012

My sig is already the most awesome and the most original, why would I need another? MO​THL​OCK 22:25, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

I am saddened that I am not on this list. *cries* →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{02:02, 6 July 2012}

Ha ha very funny Modusoperandi. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:03, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

My sig hasn't been updated in years either - Not sure I even remember how to change it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:32, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

I update my signature nearly monthly! --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 23:13, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

Do you have any fetish problems?

You know, like a fetish for..... um sky blue eyes? <Chuckles> User:Matthlock/sig2 21:36, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Or for the perfect tan, or something? User:Matthlock/sig2 21:37, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, you know what, ignore that last thing. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:37, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

How gauche. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:42, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

P.S. If you have a fetish for sigs, please go into the previous section. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:42, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

I have a fetish for fetishes. ~[ths] UotM 22:01, 07/05/2012

Please explain. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:03, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

@MATTHLOCK: What more is to be said? I have a fetish for fetishes. ~[ths] UotM 22:34, 07/05/2012

And, apparently, KeyboardMaster456 has a fetish for shock images, seeing as how he vandalized this thread with so many of them. You're welcome. ~[ths] UotM 22:42, 07/05/2012

• I have a Zombiebaron fetish. -- The Zombiebaron 22:26, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

"No style. Just like you. As such, is perfect. I wouldn't change one single thing, except all of it."

• I've already explained my fetish, at length. --Scofield & Dudes 17:56, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Hi, Billy Mays here

...revealing my new signature: T • C

How does it look? -- Sir CuteGiratinaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:22, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

@Qzekrom: Mmm… nice and short. Short is simple. I like it. See you on CTAM! ~[ths] UotM 23:39, 07/05/2012

Just fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:05, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Totally not a mockery of this thread!

Forum:Are you a TheHappySpaceman? ~[ths] UotM 00:07, 07/06/2012

Totally a mockery of this thread!

Forum:Are you a Xamralco? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:18, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

What the fuck. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:04, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Oh FYI, you can all use that image for whatever reason you'd like to. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:42, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

MOCKERY DETECTED

Forum:Are you a Mr-ex777?--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 13:54, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Voting

Score: ??????????????????????????

• lol gay ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:22, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
• CHACARRON MACARRON ~[ths] UotM 02:25, 07/06/2012
• Strong Against -- The Zombiebaron 17:49, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
• FUCK NO →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{18:37, 6 July 2012}
• Do whatever you want. But should I start a new section on this? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:07, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
• What I mean by that is can I add a new section below this section? I don't think I've fully explored the topic with everyone yet. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:48, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
• Is it okay for me to put a new section below the voting section. Is that allowed? I won't get banned or anything for something like that, right? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:51, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

  Last time I checked, adding new sections to a BHOP page was not a bannable offense. -- The Zombiebaron 21:23, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

  GNARLEY! User:Matthlock/sig2 21:27, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

  It should be ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:24, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Do you live a triple life?

Do you live a triple life where.... What people think of you, what you think of yourself and who you really are are three separate people? I feel like I do. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:28, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I have something similar. There's what everybody thinks of me at school, what everybody thinks of me at bars and concert halls, and what I think of myself. ~[ths] UotM 01:49, 07/07/2012

Having more than one aspect of your personality? Nah. I'm completely one-dimensional. --Nominally Humane! 01:18 07 Jul 13:18, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

I'm quite boring, thanks. My fourth of July weekend wasn't, having to miss fireworks to go in for treatment of a skin infection :( Then on the 6th, my radiator in my car sprung a leak. I miss my usual boring life. ---- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:33, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Next section: What's your favorite band?

Weezer - also Creedence Clearwater Revival, Blue Öyster Cult, R.E.M., Hawkwind, Judas Priest, Pink Floyd and some other stuff. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:15, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I like Pink Floyd. I also like Muse, Gorillaz, Grateful Dead, The Doors, The Who, The Beatles... if I listed the full amount of bands I like, then the page would probably be about 3.14 times longer. ~[ths] UotM 01:49, 07/07/2012

There's nothing I enjoy more than after a hard days work, going to the local bar, putting on "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls on the jukebox as many times as I can, and then rock out with my cock out. I have also been banned from numerous bars. --Nominally Humane! 03:49 07 Jul 03:49, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Ministry, Primus, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson, King Diamond, Turmion Kätilöt (Finnish), Pain... those are my fauvorites. But I like also Accept, Edguy, The Offspring, Megadeth, Helloween, Cradle of Filth, Judas Priest, Dream Theater and so on... Pretty metal-based but funk and so on goes too. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:53, 7 July, 2012 (UTC)

Have you guys ever listened to The Misunderstood. Prof rock band from the 70's that Funnybony introduced me to. A lot of the bands you've mentioned above have been influenced in some degree by them. Definitely worth the listen. If you haven't listened to them, you should. --Nominally Humane! 01:17 07 Jul 13:17, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

My headache keeps me from remembering and listing the bands I listen to, but one that hasn't been mentioned above are U2. I also like Gorillaz, The Doors, and The Who. The rest of the bands I like on a per song basis. ---- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:42, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Wow, so you're a Deadhead, THS, that's interesting. I used to know a Deadhead, don't know what happened to him though. I think he might've disappeared on a bad acid trip or something. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:15, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

My parents used to go on tour with the Grateful Dead with a video game they were selling (a "Jeopardy for Deadheads" type of game). Sadly, I wasn't born until after Jerry Garcia died. ~[ths] UotM 18:54, 07/07/2012

I know what you mean, man. Jerry Garcia, 1942-1995, R.I.P. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:01, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah. My parents have a really REALLY rare picture of him on stage playing with Neil Young. ~[ths] UotM 19:12, 07/07/2012

Whoa man! I'm a closet Neil Young fan! User:Matthlock/sig2 19:14, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Cool. I am too. Have you heard his cover of A Day in the Life?
Seeing your Aqualung reference below, I'd have to say that I also like Jethro Tull, especially their longest song. ~[ths] UotM 20:01, 07/07/2012

: ( Am I the only metalhead here... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:00, 10 July, 2012 (UTC)

TOO MANY PUPPIES!!!! User:Matthlock/sig2 18:52, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Aah, Primus! (Have you checked that out yet? It's on pee review, if you'd want too pee.) /,,/ Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:17, 11 July, 2012 (UTC)

Nah, my bladder feels fine. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:25, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Now, let's see here, how many of you listen to the Velvet Underground? Oh wait, this is an archived discussion, never mind. Oh well, how many of you listen to Echo & the Bunnymen? How about Joy Division? I listen to all three of those bands, and in quite a bit of excess as well. You can answer these questions on my talk page, or something, considering that this page is sort of in the dust now. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:16, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

New section: Do you like to screw virgins and foreigners?

Maybe. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:26, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, here's the deal. I'm not saying anything about my fetish for virgins, but yeah, I love screwing foreigners, especially Swedes and Ukrainians. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:39, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I like screwing with Phillips heads and flat heads. Wait, that's not what you meant... ~[ths] UotM 01:49, 07/07/2012

Only if they want to screw me first. And that's a big if. Plus they have to approach me the right way, you know be romantic and stuff. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:39, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

I thought they just had to sneak up on your blind side? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:59, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

And regarding the virgin question, here's my answer: I enjoy sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent every Tuesday! User:Matthlock/sig2 19:43, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

New section: Do you like to leave hate mail on users talk pages about something they aren't?

Mmm? Anyone? →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{16:54, 7 July 2012}

My condolences, but you should seriously think about removing the Nazi flag from your sig. It could honestly offend someone. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:13, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Excuse me, but this is America. Now please stand by while I add more. →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{17:27, 7 July 2012}

Sorry, but I'm just saying that swastikas offend me. Please understand me that my ancestors were Jewish. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:39, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

This offends you? Ha ha. RACIST!!!!!

→L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{17:43, 7 July 2012}

Nah, it would be more offensive if it was rotated 45 degrees. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:49, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Shut up and add me to your list, nimrod :) →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{17:52, 7 July 2012}

UGH, Grandmother would be rolling in her grave. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:55, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Relax, Matthlock. I'm not a Nazi, or even support any of their ideals (here the explanation goes again...).

For the past six or so years I have poured over millions of pages of data and ensconced myself in learning about WWII, especially the Third Reich. If you remove the associated horrors of the Nazis, the Nazi flag is a beautiful, striking flag. It is definitely my favorite in all of history, tied with (you guessed it) the Confederate flag. The moral here is that I do not like the Third Reich, I like the items (flags, tanks, etc) they manufactured. The end. →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{17:59, 7 July 2012}

Well, my father's ancestors did side with the Confederates, so I guess it's okay. I will add your sig to my list sometime in the future; you know, you can do so yourself if you really want to, be my guest, I mean, I'm totally open to suggestion, so go right ahead, add yourself to my list, don't be shy. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:02, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Yay! Common ground! Or, maybe not :) My entire family is from the north. Ironic as it may seem, I'm actually German; my grandmother's grandmother was born in Germany. Did I mention that I also have a huge WWII collection? Mostly Japanese and German stuff, but I have an entire, complete American infantry uniform, complete with a gun. Legitimate; it was my grandfather.

Still, you gotta admit the Nazi and Confederate flags are badass. →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{18:21, 7 July 2012}

Hey, that actually is common ground. Coincidentally, I myself am 2/8 German; however, nobody in my direct family has lived in Germany since the 18th century. :D User:Matthlock/sig2 18:27, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Okay should I just start a new section now? User:Matthlock/sig2 18:49, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Maybe you should. My family is part-French, part-Armenian, part-Ozark Hillbillyan, and part-a bunch of other things I can't be bothered researching. ~[ths] UotM 18:56, 07/07/2012

Wow, I'm 2/8 German, 3/8 Irish, 2/8 Moldovan and 1/8 French-Canadian, and that's all I am, honestly. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:02, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Huh. ~[ths] UotM 19:12, 07/07/2012

You know, Moldova. It's a country in Eastern Europe bordered by Romania on the West and bordered by Ukraine on the North, East and South. It's roughly about the size of Maryland in square miles. Its main source of revenue is wine, being that its valleys are o-so fertile. You should visit, it's sort of like Italy, but further. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:53, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

New section, just for the heck of it.

BTW, Matthlock, I responded to your comment on my talkpage. ~[ths] UotM 19:12, 07/07/2012

Awesome. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:17, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

How do you like that image I submitted, THS? User:Matthlock/sig2 19:42, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

That's the exact image we have, only ours is in color. ~[ths] UotM 19:59, 07/07/2012

Do you like submitting a myriad of images that might serve a purpose on Uncyclopedia someday but for the current moment is only suitable for one article?

Yes. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:44, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Don't even get me started... ~[ths] UotM 20:00, 07/07/2012

Name some of your favorite animals

Here are my top five absolute favorite animals of all time:

1. Kraken
2. Cerberus
3. Bahamut
4. Wolf
5. Iguana User:Matthlock/sig2 19:48, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Mine are:

1. Spider Jerusalem's two-faced cat
2. Rat creature
3. Changeling
4. Overused joke
5. Mutant KFC dinner One of them used to be a hedgehog, when I was into the Sonic fandom a while back. ~[ths] UotM 19:58, 07/07/2012

Who's your favorite dead guy?

Mine would have to be Bernie. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:55, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Next question: What's your dream vacation?

Georgia, but not the Georgia you're probably thinking of. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:58, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Mars. Only an awesome, terraformed version of Mars, where the only other humanoids living on the planet would be horny nymphomaniac babes. ~[ths] UotM 20:09, 07/07/2012

Who's your favorite Communist dictator?

Don't kid me. Without a doubt, it would be Josip Broz Tito of Yugoslavia. He was da best. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:59, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Who's your least favorite Communist dictator?

Slobodan Milosevic - also of Yugoslavia. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:01, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

If you could have dinner with anyone living or dead, who would it be?

Also Josip Broz Tito of Yugoslavia. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:02, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

I'd fancy a nice dinner with Noodle from Gorillaz. If she existed. ~[ths] UotM 20:05, 07/07/2012

What movies do you enjoy quoting lines from

Wayne's World, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, The Big Lebowski, Predator, Commando and just about every other cult classic with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. I'M HERE! KILL ME! I'M HIERE! User:Matthlock/sig2 20:04, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

I like quoting lines from Jon Lajoie shorts on YouTube. But for movies, I'd say I'm most in for quoting lines from Mel Brooks comedies. PUT THE CANDLE BACK! ~[ths] UotM 20:07, 07/07/2012

Please look after my son. He's headstrong and cocksure...or is it the other way around? User:Matthlock/sig2 18:24, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

How many girls have you stalked?

I don't feel comfortable answering this question. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:08, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Don't really do much stalking, except in my dreams. This is mainly because I don't have a driver's license yet. ~[ths] UotM 20:10, 07/07/2012

My sig changes with everything else

When I update my sig, my sigs in all pages update with it. Cool system, huh? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 05:52, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

Meh User:Matthlock/sig2 18:37, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

How often do you listen to Zappa?

Not very often; however, I did become interested in his career after spending many years listening to my dad's obsessive rantings over him, so I checked out some of his music, which is very original. Actually, to be straightforward, I remember that during the last month or school or so, I started going through this Zappa phase. Also, I have "Joe's Garage" on hold at the library right now, which consists of one of Zappa's silliest songs. (I don't have to say the title, do I?) Anyway, yeah, I ocassionally listen to Zappa, but I'm not completely in love with his music like RAHB is or my dad is. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:28, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

I have Apostrophe (') + Overnite Sensation. And I like Zappa's stuff. In fact, I like it enough to wait two months for Netflix to send me the movie 200 Motels, only for them to tell me it was out of stock. ~[ths] UotM 19:44, 07/10/2012

Don't eat the yellow snow. 19:46, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Forgetting to sign your posts much? Also, Cosmik Debris. ~[ths] UotM 22:51, 07/10/2012

Do you dislike Sannse?

Yes; and here's why: I do not like how Sannse's userpage is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too long. My internet explorer freezes up for five straight minutes and I have to start a new window if I want to do something else in the meantime. Sorry to say that Sannse, but that's the truth, you need to REALLY shorten your userpage. (You should think about archiving your talk page too.) User:Matthlock/sig2 20:51, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

That can easily be fixed...

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...with some cabbage template.Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:37, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Are you a Deadhead magnet?

For some reason I don't know, I always seem to unwittingly befriend Grateful Dead fans, or moreover somehow my sense of humor attracts them in one way or the other. But I have had at least three friends who are Deadheads: Luke, this dude named Canaan and more recently TheHappySpaceman. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:05, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Well, I'm a Deadhead, so I can't really answer this. ~[ths] UotM 19:51, 07/11/2012

Do you read retro Doonesbury comics?

This is one of my darker and lesser known aspects, but hidden in my room I do have a book called The Doonesbury Chronicles, which contains their cartoons from when they debuted in 1970 to 1975, and although I'll admit Doonesbury sucks nowadays and I wouldn't be caught dead when reading a recent strip, I'd have to say that during the '70s they made great social commentary. That and also back then Mark Slackmeyer was straight. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:09, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Wasn't one of the Doonesbury characters based on Spider Jerusalem Hunter S. Thompson? ~[ths] UotM 19:41, 07/11/2012

Do you have no job, no wheels, no girl and no money?

Yes, and I've only got myself to blame. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:12, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Well, none of the first three. I used to have a girl but then her parents forced us to break up. ~[ths] UotM 19:50, 07/11/2012

Do you have a real-life list of your enemies?

Yes. That is my own handwriting! User:Matthlock/sig2 19:16, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

No, but I have a list of things that I hate. ~[ths] UotM 19:52, 07/11/2012

Yeah, that photo is sort of outdated; there are a few more people added to the list, and Tyler Saarinen recently became one of only two people to make it off the list. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:01, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Man, does Barney the Dinosaur suck or what? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:34, 12 July 2012

Yep. Why is he still on? I heard that his actors (the people who dress up in the Barney suit) are always going insane and stuff. ~[ths] UotM 00:20, 07/13/2012

Yeah, didn't one of Barney's actors get fired for swearing after falling out of a treehouse or something? User:Matthlock/sig2 19:14, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Yep. Then I think one of them might have done suicide or something... Have you heard the "Barney＝666" joke? ~[ths] UotM 23:06, 07/13/2012

Are you incapable of rational thought?

Yes. User:Matthlock/sig2 16:36, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

In conclusion

It is uneasy being Matthlock. While on the outside, I may appear to be calm and nice, on the inside my life is only a land of maddening obsession bordered by the Seas of Ignorance, the Mountains of Hatred, the Marsh of Perversity, the River of Madness, the Glen of Hyprocisy, the Plains of Confusion, the Desert of Anger, the Swamps of Violence, the Plateaus of Monotony, the Valleys of Depression and the Hills of Misery, and that I shall prrobably wind up having my life rough for eternity. As advice, please don't be me, it's not worth it. When somebody says they'd like to go inside my head for five minutes, I think "They shouldn't, it's not as pleasing as it sounds."

It sucks to be Matthlock. I say so myself. DON'T TRY TO BE ME. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:39, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

THE END

“Worst forum ever.”

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this forum

vexes me o_O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:05, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

For the love of God, STOP BUMPING THIS FORUM! →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{16:35, 29 July 2012}

I'm with these ^^ guys. Any person who bumps this forum should get attacked by mad Brazilian models and sexed within an inch of their life. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Aug 5 '12 10:31 (UTC)

bump ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:37, August 5, 2012 (UTC)

Did it work? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Aug 5 '12 11:10 (UTC)

Frosty, you bastard! You started a new section without contributing to the already existent sections which were open for everyone to respond. You deserve to be on my list! Also, I'm sending your ass to Ban Patrol! User:Matthlock/sig2 18:05, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

TROLOLO -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-08-31T00:26

lol this forum is still alive. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:01, 31 August, 2012 (UTC)