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Creamed!

Me slamms a cream pie into your face and accidentally breaks your nose. Live on kids TV so you can't even say "fuck"! /me giggles and runs away    Orian57    Talk   13:55 12 September 2009

You really know how to hurt a guy. --C:\syndrome\_ 13:57, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Geeze that west side story vid you link to under teh left picture. It's kinda gay.    Orian57    Talk   14:03 12 September 2009

"You're cuttin' a hole in yourselves for them to stick in a red-hot umbrella... and open it wide!" Yeah, now that you mention it, that is pretty gay. --C:\syndrome\_ 14:07, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Geezus man theres no need for violence on that scale. We're still on Kids TV you know, keep it cool.    Orian57    Talk   14:09 12 September 2009

Ice Cube is awesome.

Just saying. Also, if I think of anything for that one article you asked about, I'll tell ya. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:19, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

I love DOS

So I love your sig. Pup t 09:26, 14/09/2009

Thanks. But I'll probably change back to my old one soon to advertise VFU. --C:\syndrome\_ 00:53, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Sun Bee thanks

Thanks for reviewing Sun Bee. As I said on the review, I'll have to absorb this and give it some time before I go back to rewriting. But thanks for your help. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:55, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Admit it. You love me. --C:\syndrome\_ 02:56, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

I made some edits to Sun Bee as per your suggestions, but will likely still make more. I haven't come up with a way to make the beginning funny. Any ideas? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:43, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

No one's going to shoot you if you don't change it. The first footnote is funny. If you wanted to add some more, you could say something about how the queen produces sparks of a different color because he's a flaming homosexual. Or you could say that their rubbing led to extinction and not blindness as is commonly believed. Those are both kind of cheap shots. --C:\syndrome\_ 23:33, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

I won't get shot? Thank God! Seriously, I largely agree with your review. Other than the scientific name of the Sun Bee, I don't see anything funny in the beginning either. As you said, I was setting up the description of the species. Thanks for your suggestions, but quite honestly I was tired of gay jokes before I even started here, and the blindness joke would mean a significant rewrite (on second thought, maybe not). However, these jokes do fit the Sun Bee, so I will think about them. If you have any suggestions for funnifying the beginning, please let me know. (Also I can use ideas for the Archery article. I started it just because there wasn't one there and I talked about it in Sun Bee, but am not sure where to go with it. Miley suggested I make it all about sex, which may work. But I can use ideas.) King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:28, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

But, but... Don't you get it? Flaming? Get it? --C:\syndrome\_ 16:52, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I did get it. Now that I've had two hours to think about it, there might be a way to add it without sparking another in an endless wildfire of insulting homosexual jokes. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:52, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

As per your very helpful Pee review, (the more I thought about it, the more helpful it seemed), I've made a number of changes to the article. I think I followed all your suggestions (but one), and even changed the sun bee pic and added a couple more pics. If you have a chance, you might want to check it out and see what you think. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:35, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

It looks better, especially with the pictures. But you still didn't fix that one thing I keep mentioning. And I see that you used both of my suggestions for the lead, but it feels kinda stilted the way you have both of them stated the same way. I'll go ahead and change the wording a little and you can revert if you want. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:17, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

I appreciate your help (your Pee Review helped me a great deal), but personally that one wording change didn't work for me. I intentionally worked them similarly because I thought it would be some sort of comic build. But if it's not, I'll work on rewording it. And yes, I followed virtually every one of your suggestions but one because I agree with virtually everything you said. But I still like that one, painful joke. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:53, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Rejoice, Syndrome! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Now that Sun Bee will be featured, I don't have an excuse to put off giving you this any longer (before I didn't think I was qualified to give one of these out). My first version sucked; you nicely told me so, then gave me suggestions and encouragement and I improved it. Then you Pee Reviewed it, and gave me a lot more suggestions, virtually all of which I followed (except for the painful ball throwing part, which I still like). You also made some helpful edits.

And of course you nommed me for NotM (which is actually why I threw the Sun Bee article up in the first place. I didn't think I qualified for NotM, so hurriedly copied an email I'd sent to an entomologist friend of mine before somebody took the nom off). You and my adopted Mommy Miley really helped me get started here. So now I really got to wonder: are you my Daddy? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:28, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

I figure you're old enough now that I wouldn't have to pay child support, so... That depends. Can I have a loan? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:13, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Zheliel has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For helping me with my new sig. (:[/zh] 08:00 September 18

Congrats and stuff

Just saw you post that "Let Someone Else Do It" was number 2 for all of August. Congratulations! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:39, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, but I didn't really write it. And it could have tied for 1st but I forgot to vote for it. But no worries, I'm really happy for UnScripts:Star Wars (2010), and I'm gonna let it finish. --C:\syndrome\_ 23:38, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Okay. Now I'm just confused

Is that for or abstain? I for'd your abstain, then some ne'er do well abstain'd your for. It's like a madhouse, but with crazy people. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:13, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Well, you're an admin so you tell me: What does the Ministry of Truth want my vote to be? I'd be willing for it to go either way. Keep in mind, though, that I already voted (I'm #3), but I will gladly vote as many times as the party asks me to. --C:\syndrome\_ 00:41, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Never mind. Me brain small. You make it hurting. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:01, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Since you polluted my talkpage with your lies...

I thought I'd pop by yours and pollute it with a pointless comment of my own. So there... --^Dame 16:28, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

God syndrome, can't you control your woman? Gotta beat that kinda behaviour out of them or they'll never learn.    Orian57    Talk   16:43 24 September 2009

No style, either. I see the thirst for revenge, but where's the vindictive now-I've-got-you speech? Where's the deception and the plot twists? Not even a witty one-liner that you pause in the middle of to put on sunglasses? 3 out of 10. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:53, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Archery may get shot

Just thought you'd want to know the Archery article has just passed its seven-day grace period for the construction tag. Another edit could extend it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:38, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

There's a fair bit of coherent content so I went ahead and removed the tag, since it's good enough to keep. Sure, it's not finished, but neither is any other page on a wiki in theory. I'll take a look at it and the Sun Bee article when I get a chance. I've been a little distracted from the wiki lately. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:12, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

All right. Also I'm just curious--is that photo at the top of your talk page you? Of course you don't have to answer if you don't want to. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:16, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

You want to know if I'm Ice Cube? I'm not telling. But my talk page header is a mix between that of So So and MrN9000. I don't think either of them have noticed. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 13:03, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

No, I don't mean Ice Cube. I mean is the photo of Ice Cube's syndrome you? I'm Ice Cube. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:51, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

I didn't ask, you delivered anyway

Whether you noticed my little drive or not, thanks for helping out this weekend with a pee. Have a beer! --UU - natter 20:56, Oct 5

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Why did you blank and then recreate my page?

Why did you blank and then recreate User:Why do I need to provide this?/test? The form it's in now isn't much of a test as it won't welcome anyone but me, and will throw anyone off who's checking it to find any problems. I'm reverting it back. If you have a good reason for doing this, please let me know. Thanks. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:25, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Or you could do that thing I mentioned (like I did, although it didn't show in the edit summary as I had hoped) and we could all live happily ever after. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:33, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

I don't believe in living happily ever after, because everybody dies at the end. But I think I figured it out, so thanks for your consideration and stuff. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:56, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Hooray! Except for that dying at the end part. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:04, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Who should be Noob of the Month?

Miley suggested I ask you this, so I'm doing it. I guess you know I'd like to check out potential NotMs. I know I can go to Recent Changes, then click on n00b edits. But this doesn't tell me which noobs may have created an article. So I can go to Recent Changes and click on New pages. But that doesn't tell me which of these were created by noobs. Is there a way I can easily find out who's a noob who started an article or uploaded five (original) images (and then could qualify for Notm?) King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:18, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

I lied a little on Miley's talk page. The answer is you don't. There are certain logs which you know about but there's no NotM Criteria Log. You can't find the noob. The noob has to find you. Maybe you were motivated to do better because of your NotM nomination, but the effect isn't the same on everyone. Some people stop with real contributions and devote their energy to whoring for the award. Some people win the award and disappear immediately after. Some people don't care. I believe that good noob will be noticed by their own virtues.

There are some tricks you can do, if you insist. Scan "n00b edits" for that big bold N that means a new page. Or look at the "New Pages" log for red names or names you don't recognize. Even if you don't find a noob, you may discover a good writer that way. And don't even worry about the five images clause. That was just added so the article-less Sonje could win (and well-deserved, I might add). If someone's creating quality manipulated images, I assure you that someone will notice. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:12, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

So basically I'm stuck with the methods I came up with on my own (searching for noobs and searching for new articles then seeing where they overlap). And here I thought you had omnipotent magical powers and could do absolutely anything. Gosh, am I disappointed. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Archery and Sun Bee are VFH

Archery and Sun Bee have been nominated for VFH. You turned Archery into an article, and helped me turn Sun Bee into an article, so thought you'd want to know. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:10, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'll be sure to read them and vote. D'you mind going to Archery and adding some links in? I wasn't expecting anyone to nominate it and it looks a little rough-cut right now. —Syndrome (Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis) 05:07, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I wasn't expecting any nom on either article, although I think I'm pretty much finished with Sun Bee. As great as it is to be nommed, it would be nice if people would warn us first so we'd have a chance to say "Great, loved to be nommed," or "Hold on, got some changes I want to make first." I'll try to think of some links, but it won't be right now as I'd got to get off. I mean get off computer not, you know, that thing God doesn't want me doing except with my lawfully-wedded spouse. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:40, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

I hadn't even read your last couple revisions of Archery when I posted my notice. I am impressed with what you've done with the article. And you must know something about the Bible (not many people know that female-female sex is not prohibited, as you referenced in your bow on bow bit. And of course Song of Songs/Song of Solomon is all about sex, which is why it's almost never talked about in church--that Solomon wasn't no prude). But do you think it could use more polishing before being featured? It's got four votes for right now and no against votes. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:55, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Modern interpretation of the Bible is a funny thing. When it comes to the Old Testament, people tend to pick and choose specific parts and I haven't figured out the pattern. Everyone knows that God hates fags, and more radical churches will protest at pride parades, but I've never heard anyone mention that it's a capital crime to have sex with a woman on her period, which is just as gross as sticking it in a man's you-know-where. (And lesbianism is nothing if not hot. No one ever complains about it, it's the best-selling porn genre, etc.) I guess it has something to do with the visibility of the group in conflict with the Bible. Anyway, yeah, I get the feeling that the article's not quite finished and although I appreciate the nom, I'm half-inclined to vote against until it's "done". Like I said, it needs more links and possibly more fleshing out in general. What do you think? Plow ahead and whip it into shape for VFH now, or close the nom and bide our time? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:07, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

option one: If we do ask to pull it, we might be able to do it in a way that won't piss off those who voted for. Something like "we really appreciate your support, but we weren't prepared for it to be nominated and think we can make it better with a little more time. We will certainly let you know if it's ever up for VFH again."--something like that so we don't look like we're whoring votes later if we decided to let these voters know it's up again. And by the way, your work is clicking with me now, and I think I could work with you. As I said before, I completely lost direction with the article, but I like what you got (plus I can show off my Biblical knowledge too).

option two:We could work on it while it's nommed, although I think major chances during a VFH pisses people off. So if we go that way, maybe something like "we really appreciate your support, but we weren't prepared for it to be nominated and think we can make it better with a little more work. So we hope none of you voters will mind if we continue to work on it while it's up for VFH." I'll be honest, if we go this way it will probably be you doing most of the work (I'm currently in a friendly competition with ChiefjusticeDC to see who can do the most Pee Reviews this month--in fact I'm half way through one right now, and took a break to post this response), plus I'm frantically trying to come up an article for the Poo Lit Surprise competition and so far failing).

I'll let you decide which way you'd like us to go. --King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:22, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Let's do it, mang. I don't think anyone will care if we improve the article, as long as we don't make significant changes to the theme or content. I can't do it tonight because I have other stuff to work on, but I think we can improve it before it expires on VFH. (Plus, I'm writing for PLS too.) But good luck with your competitions and feel free to make any contributions necessary. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:47, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

I really would prefer to post a note on the nomination page, especially as I had asked an admin or experienced user here about it, and as I advised someone else not to make major changes to a nommed article. So I'd like to post something like "Comment: Syndrome and I really appreciate your support. But the nomination took us completely by surprise, and came while we were working to polish the article. So we hope none of you voters will mind if we continue to work on it while it's up for VFH." If you don't say otherwise, I'd really like to post that or something similar. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:13, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Worst case scenario thinking

1. You ask that it be removed from VFH, and it get's removed and doesn't become a feature now. You work on it more and nominate it later
2. You ask that it be removed and it doesn't get removed. It then gets featured. The day after it gets featured you start making the changes to it that you want to make.
3. You ask that it be removed and it doesn't get removed. It doesn't get featured. The day after it fails being featured you start making the changes to it that you want to make.
4. You don't bother asking and just start making the amendments, someone cracks the sads and complains to an admin - the VFH nom is null and void - you may look at a ban for violating the unwritten rules. You make some changes to it and re-nom it later.
5. You don't bother asking and just make the amendments. People still like it and continue to vote. It gets featured. Nobody gets banned.

Only 4 has a really negative outcome, so I would suggest not amending it while on VFH, but doing a cut and paste to a version in user-space, and work on it there. Guildy did an UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden a little while ago (I think it was this one, anyway) which he noticed a bundle of flaws in while it was up for VFH. All he did was edit it after VFH finished and before it was featured. Unless you were looking for it, you probably wouldn;t have even noticed it had been done. Pup t 04:31, 12/10/2009

How does the "edit it after VFH finished and before it was featured" bit work? I thought the instant VFH finished, that version will be the featured version. I'd strongly prefer the best version to be featured, not an inferior version. And Syndrome, to avoid having a problem, let's work on it in User:Syndrome/Archery, all right? (I assume I'll have permission to work on it there). I too young to get banned! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:38, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

He spoke nicely to a friendly admin I would assume. I never bothered to find out much more detail than that. And you have never been banned? thinking Pup t 04:41, 12/10/2009

(This is to Puppy--more simultaneous postings) Yeah, I know joke bans happen here. But I have this phobia that I'll be in the middle of writing a long Pee Review or doing a major revision, and will try to save my work right as a joke ban is going on and will lose my work. I'll check with a friendly admin, thanks, but will post what I intend to say here first so Syndrome can look it over. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:48, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the edit conflict, guys. I don't think that if an author asks for a nom to be removed, there's a chance that it won't be. Even if an admin doesn't close it directly, voters will see the self-against and vote accordingly. I also don't think you can be banned for improving an article. Although having an article on VFH generally means that no one's going to be willing to pee review it, there's no reason that articles are locked once they're nommed. Sometimes the voters will make fixes if they see some that need making. (Also, if admins are on top of things, they'll mark an article as featured the day before the actual feature date, which allows a small window of time before the article gets displayed on the main page at midnight server time.) --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:44, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

I was specifically told you don't make major changes to an article while it's being nommed. Major means almost anything--I was told that fixing spelling "probably" wouldn't get me in trouble. They take that very seriously around here, and actually I do too. I don't want to vote for an article "as is," then see it change into something I might not have voted for. And if you'll check, the featured version of an article doesn't have the feature box--it has the nominated for feature box. The last revision before it's featured is what's chosen. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:52, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Until we decide exactly what to do, can we just copy it into your user space (or mine; I don't care but your name's shorter so it's less typing--I chose a sucky user name) and work on it there? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:55, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Edit conflict! a) The featured articles don't go up as an auto. There was an issue where an editor was hassling an admin to change the FA and the admin was ignoring the editor as he had other things he was working on. b) I requested an article be removed from VFH a few times, the first time was a little later in the voting so the request was ignored as it was going to die anyway most likely. It can be ignored. In this case they are both looking like strong candidates though - doing better than Lateral Thinking. Bastards! Pup t 04:57, 12/10/2009

Well, I guess that's a valid point that a doomed nom could stay on VFH for longer than is desirable, but a self-against will kill the nom one way or another. (And actually, lateral thinking is doing better than archery right now.) --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:04, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Huh. I don't know how Guildy would have pulled that, then. But sure, copy away, if you want. I agree that it's distasteful to change what people are voting on when they're voting on it, but as long as it's all minor edits, I really don't see the problem. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:04, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

I just copied it to User:Syndrome/Archery. Let's make our edits there, then in the meantime we can figure out how to handle this (I think asking an admin's our best bet). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:12, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

I haven't read anything here, so if my advice is even remotely on-topic, it's not my fault.

Major changes (ones that significantly change the narrative or flow) to pages that are on VFH are a no-no, as people are voting on the page they just read, not a page from the future. If you need more time on it, leave a comment on the nom page saying so, then an admin (probably Mordillo, as he's the only one whose sober) will pull it. Major changes to other peoples' pages on VFH are definitely not kosher, and will result in a warning and/or a ban.

Minor changes, like spelling, grammar or pointing out how awesome I am are fine. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:17, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, what do you new guys know? Seriously, thanks for the advice. I'll still rather edit it on user space because even if we do just make minor changes on main space, Syndrome making three or four minor edits and me making three or four minor edits will add up to a lot of edits, which I don't think will look very good. If we do a bunch of minor edits on the user space then move it all at once to mainspace, maybe nobody will notice. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:29, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Here's a rough version for a note to an admin (and if either of you suggest I'm an admin ass-kisser, let me just say I understand who wields the power): Syndrome and I have a little dilemma. We were working on the article Archery (actually, I worked on it first, he was working on it) when it unexpectedly got nominated for VFH. As much as we're honored by the nom, we had intended to continue polishing the article. This leaves us with a dilemma. Should we: 1) continue working on the article even though it's nominated (and risk the fury of those who voted and possibly an admin such as yourself); or 2) ask for the withdrawal of the nomination (and risk the fury of those who voted and who possibly will thus never vote for it again)? We got a suggestion to work on it in our user space, but to then change the mainspace article to what's in our user space would still be problem 1. Any suggestions for us? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:22, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Put a comment on the nom asking to close it so that you can finish it.

Ask an admin on their talkpage (or go on IRC) to close it.

Once the nom is closed, move the page to userspace.

Do the stuff.

Move it back over the redirect. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:25, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Y'know, we're thinking awful hard about this. We should decide what we even want to change first, and then size up how severe the change is and do what Modus said if it's going to be significant. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:28, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

I agree. Let's make edits at User:Syndrome/Archery then once we're done we can see how much has changed and decide whether it's a problem then. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:31, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Looks like your plan worked. Right now it's got more votes for VFH than anything up (although I think we were helped by so many people focusing on PLS instead of writing articles on mainspace). Thanks for making someout out of what I abandoned. Also please forgive me my "I'm such a noble noob I'm not voting for myself" schtick. I did compromise enough to half vote for Archery as an IP, but am beginning to think maybe I wasn't being noble just foolish. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:35, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Agree. Foolish. And it suggests that you are unhappy with what you're producing and makes people less likely to vote for your work in the future. Pup t 02:49, 20/10/2009

Mm, that and you should try to hide your IP for the sake of decency and privacy. We now know where you live, stubby. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:15, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

That's not my IP. I hacked into Puppy's computer. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:45, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Also if people won't vote for an article if they suspect I don't like it, does that mean they'll vote for if they think I do like it? Damn, what power I have! Seriously, if I don't want something I wrote featured, I'll ask for it to be removed (as Syndrome and I discussed doing with Archery). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:53, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

My beloved partner has a tendency when we are dining out to say This 'ere tastes like shite. Try a bit. Guv'nor. - I don't know why she chooses to speak cockney, but it doesn't encourage me to eat it. Similar thing here. And yes, people will vote with what they see is the majority vote if their opinion is borderline. Pup t 02:07, 21/10/2009

People go with what the majority says? Oh, well then, I agree with both of you. (Seriously, I just changed my half vote to a full vote. What a camp-following wimp I am.) King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:37, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Syndrome's bee says

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Sun Bee thanks King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:39, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

A 21 arrow salute for us!

Featured Article: Archery

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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(Archery written with Why do I need to provide this?)

That is so cool you both won! Congrats! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:32, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Me Want Thank Too for Archery!

Hey, Syndrome, Hello! Don't forget to have me thanking too! You can add {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:39, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you fixed it. You the man! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:44, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, yes I am. WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:45, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

To answer your question.

there Pup t 00:52, 22/10/2009

The corner of Brownsville and Flatlands? Why didn't you say so?] WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:58, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Nah, man, all you gotta do is look for that big red balloon with the letter "A" on it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:00, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

I got Capture now I do what?

Thanks. I got the Capture program but all I'm getting is the part of the page that's on my computer screen. How do I get the whole page? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:00, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

Dunno, it's been a while since I've used it but it looks like you fire up the program and select window or scrolling window (step 2). --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:35, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

I tried that and a few other options. I just tried using a different browser, and it did the same thing--although one time it worked differently. That time I did capture the whole screen, but it had those "jumps" or "repeats" you see when a screen hasn't fully loaded. It shows the "Today's Featured Article" and "In the News" headings five times. But since then I'm just getting what's on the screen at any one time. Anyway, I'll keep playing with it. If somebody wandering by can help, I'd appreciate it. And thanks for telling me about it, Syndrome, even if I haven't gotten it to work--yet. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:48, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

I got it! Thanks! Now I really have something to hang over the fireplace. Well, as soon as I find some paper that's long enough to print it all. Hmm.... King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:56, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

Yon sig

Whats wrong with it? Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to Pole} 22:05, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Two things: It doesn't link to your userpage. You are User:Ptok-Bentoniczny and your sig links to User:Ptok Bentoniczny, which doesn't exist. Second, you're "code-spewing". The entire code for your sig is printed every time you sign and it kind of clogs up things. Notice how when other people sign, it looks kind of like they're using a template. What you need to do to fix it is go put the code for your sig somewhere like User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig and then under your preferences, set your signature to {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig}}. Then you'll be good to go, soldier. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:16, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

I've re-created your sig at User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig. Just do the {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig}} bit and you'll be sorted. Pup 22:20, 28/10/2009

ok, thanks a lot mate :) It worked a bit different on polish uncyclopedia, i had different nick there (Ptok_Bentoniczny) but it was not allowed here. And well i had normal signature there but here i forgot those subst shit :) Thanks anyway bvery much. Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to Pole} 22:26, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

I like the new muffin on your user page

What I said. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:22, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm a sucker for women who respect their religious roots. Then again, I thought Muslim women were supposed to keep most of their hair covered, not just the top of their heads. But I'm not going to say anything about it, not while she has that sword out... --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:29, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Picture

Sorry, this is a funny picture we use here in Brazil, that's why you don't know it. There's a joke here around this and lemon. --Yaikin15 01:06, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

I want to believe you but I can't find anything like this on the Brazilian Uncyclopedia. Is this joke with people in Brazil or just with your friends? According to our vanity policies, if only your friends find it funny, it doesn't really belong here. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:12, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Eh?

You edited my userpage. You added two tags. What did that do? And why did you say "Was that so bleedin' hard?" in the edit summary? WHY?! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 13:38, Oct 29 2009

The formatting of your userpage was off. It looked like this. Either you never noticed because your browser displayed it okay, or you never look at your userpage out of shame, or you noticed but were to afraid to fix it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 14:11, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

I would have been more concerned about the IP correcting you're grammar. Pup 01:38, 30/10/2009

Or maybe I didn't know how to fix it and just decided it wasn't worth getting an ulcer over. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 00:58, Oct 31 2009

Like I said. You were afraid. You're welcome, by the way. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:03, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, yeah. :p • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:08, Nov 1 2009

Full Moon Tonight, Very Scared

Hi, and thank you for the welcome message and for the noob nomination. and will try to live up to both. I don't want to put too much on my user page, so is it permissable to allow a sockpuppet user page, if that's the only use made of the sockpuppet, to list articles created, etc.? In an alternate universe, I've edited Wikipedia for quite awhile, and only found this site last week. Great fun, and a nice counterbalance to the seriousness of wikipedia, where edit wars flare over commas and paragraph breaks. Will probably try a unnews item next, after reading about them, and will fill out the articles I've started. Again good to meet you. Aleister in Chains 01:12, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, most people don't know that Wikipedia is just a parody of Uncyclopedia. Then they come here and see how it's really done, and their minds are blown. Anyway, to answer your question:

1. No.
2. Kind of. Some users have sockpuppets with names shorter names so they can type it and access pages there just a little quicker (for example, User:PuppyOnTheRadio and Special:PrefixIndex/User:POTR), but you don't really need it.
3. You should probably just create subpages in your own namespace and link to them like your userpage. Like, my awards are at User:Syndrome/Awards, no sockpuppetry involved. Also check out how MrN9000 has a bunch of subpages listed at the top of his userpage, and be sure to vandalize them! He loves that!

I hope that answers that. Good luck, you sick fiend. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:35, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Hmm... MrN 01:45, Nov 2

I believe in always being honest with noobs. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:48, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

One quick point about the sockpuppets. Sockpuppetry is extremely frowned upon, no matter what the reasoning is, and User:POTR got banned fairly swiftly. Of course, the user space still exists, and I'll continue to use it, however the reality is that I didn't need to create the user in order to have the userspace. If that makes sense. (Given I nearly had a perma-ban on my home IP address as well by accident, thought I might point this out.) Pup

Hello esteemed father and mother. May I have an allowance? I do have two questions, and promise I won't bother you (much) after this , at least not today. (1) How does one center templates on an article page. If you can look at my article People Who Like to Fuck Naked the second tamplate (TV 14) looks out of place not centered on a larger screen--on a laptop it's perfect--would you center it and I'll check the change to learn how. Thanks. (2) Something I've asked many and never learned. On templates the thing that separates page listings is often an elevated period, like this . or this . except it levitates to the middle of the letter row. How is this done? I've tried different combinations on my keyboard and none of them levitate the period. Thanks again, and as my adoptive parent you know I will rebel against you in my teens, and treat you like dirt in your old age, simply becasue of my own personal issue with being let out for adoption. So if you know who my real parents are, please tell me know now. Aleister in Chains 16:52, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Whoa whoa whoa. I don't remember ever adopting you. I may have had you spend the night with me and there may have been an exchange of money and/or liquor but that is something else entirely. Are you sure about this? Do you have your papers?

For the template thing, I'm not going to look at your page at this moment because it's NSFW. As the magic 8-ball says, ask again later. Sometimes it works to put the template in between a good ol' <center> and </center> combo. Other times the template may be poorly written and you have to crack it open and fix it to make it do what you want.

The period is easy, though. Hit Ctrl+̴̣͓̻̥̝͆̎Ҏ̢̰̗ͪ̂̈̈́̍̔̋Ҹ̮̟́ͭ͑̀̾ͪͮ̂Ԇ̗̘̈́̒̊̾͟͜Զ̙͈̗̜̺̞̖͈̆̆ᑓ̙̳̑ͯ̊̔̆̈́̑ͦ̀, then press E͔̳̱R̶͉̺̦R̨̝̳O̫͍̟̙R͈͚͙ ͉͔̣C̭͝H҉̬̺̫̖̬̺EC͈̳̮̗Ḱ̳S̢̳U͓̬̙̻̼M̨͙̞̻̯͖̦ ̗̝̲̣̪C̺͎͕͚̻͞O̼̭ṴN̴̥̤͙̥T̜̺̻̮ ͇͡[̤0̦ͅ]̰͇̯ ̵̳̺̣Z̖̘͇̜̕E̠͕͉͘r̸̗͎̲̟0̰ ̴̮̦̹͚̲̹͔z̜̱̺̟͘e͉̱̬̥̼r̨̬̭͙͙0̛̙̰͔̫ͅ ̷̜̙̱͓̯̻̗ẓ̞̻̪̻̘̹e̞̪͙r͏̻̻0͇̲̟̯͕̼́ ̤̲̥̝0̶̪̫̮̟0̪̯̳͚̩͎0̺͇̙̤͇̗̘0̼͓ͅ0͖̰̗͍̗̟͉0̟͇̯̮͍́0̘̳̲̮ͅ0͞0̧̩̯̪̹͓̱ͅ0͏͔̖͎0͚͓0͎͓̱͚0̵͈̥͈̗̦0͔̖͕͜0̬̪00͠0͕̲͍̱͍̳̕ to ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ͕̺͈̰͎̻̆ͩ͐̔̈́̍͜ͅ.̻̜̍̒̏̀͠ and then copy and paste this thing: •. Copy and paste is the solution to most problems in life. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:13, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I edited Wikipedia like a million times before I started here too. Welcome to the monkey house! Also don't be afraid of the full moon it won't hurt you I promise! Plus it's over anyway. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 23:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Cheat. ^. becomes ^. Pup

Which is practically freakin' invisible. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:03, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

True, but it's an elevated period, not a block. If you want a block you could use one of these - ■▪█▉▊▀◾◼●. I love unicode. Pup

Thanks all, I'll keep on searching for an answer to the elusive elevated dot if these ideas don't work. And yes, I just found out you didn't adopt me, and that I misread the intro data you left on my talk page, and so am still free as a bird and living on the streets. Aleister in Chains 00:31, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

I could if you want. If I open my eyes and see {{Adoptee|Syndrome}} on your userpage under the boobies, then I'll help you become a real boy. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:34, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Appreciated, but I'm a lone wolf who would one day bite off my lease and run away to search for sheep. Any advice, at anytime, from any senior or real good editor, very welcome. Thanks for the center of the template, you've taught me how to do it. See, I do appreci. . . .Gotta go, I see A Sheep!!!!! Aleister in Chains 19:45, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

So, what now?

What should we do now that you've adopted me, Syndrome? --Invincibleflamegruemaster 18:44, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

I could take you to the zoo and buy you ice cream. We could go watch fireworks over the lake, and then go dancing in the moonlight. We could hold hands and kiss tenderly... Wait, I think I'm getting adoptee and girlfriend confused. Which one's the one you marry eventually? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:07, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

I meant on the order of editing. And the one you eventually marry is the girlfriend. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 21:17, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Way to totally miss the Woody Allen reference there, pal. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:25, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Who's Woody Allen? --Invincibleflamegruemaster 21:29, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

What rock have you been living under? What country are you from? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:35, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

The U.S. Also, I'm only 12, so I really don't get many movie references. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 13:45, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

That would explain a lot. It would also mean you're breaking Wikia's w:Wikia:Terms of use. You're a fugitive from the law. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 15:22, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Syndrome just offered to take a 12 year old to the zoo, watch fireworks, and kiss tenderly. That is just too funny! Pup

...I swear I thought she was 18! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:36, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

I am a male. You, sir, have failed miserably in that regard. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 23:03, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

12 years old is legal where I live. At least that's what my Daddy's friend told me. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 23:46, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations! You're a Step-Grandpa!

It's a baby and her name is Puffskein! And look, she's already learning sign language!

I'm the adoptive Daddy of Puffskein; I was adopted by Miley; Miley was adopted by Cainad; you're Miley's stepbrother or my stepdad or something, so that makes you a step-Grandpa. Congratulations, Uncle/StepDad! Be sure to go visit your new granddaughter! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:16, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Okay. I "went" to her talkpage to say "hi". You know. Pay her a "little" "visit". Heh heh heh... --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:46, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry for not visiting. I've been working too much. --Puffskein 03:35, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Oh my, how you've grown! You've gained weight, haven't you? Doesn't matter, have some cookies. You should stop by more often. Things haven't been the same since your mother died in that hunting accident... --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:38, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Very funny

I didn't even notice what you did to the top of my talk page until just now. :P You deserve a spanking. SPANK! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 23:00, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

How can you be sure it was me? You can't prove anything. Although I must say that whoever did it was right and is probably quite a handsome fellow. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:41, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

I tried to change it so whoever visits my talk page it will put in their name but it didn't work. Can you fix it for me? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:05, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Looks fine to me. {{USERNAME}} doesn't work when you preview, but it works when you save. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:08, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

One step beyond. Pup

I approve. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:06, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Your award

You found my special page. Congrats. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 16:55, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

YAY FOR MY ADOPTER! --Invincibleflamegruemaster 16:55, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Blessings be upon you and your kin. Thanks for nommimg me for Writer of the Month. I don't really fancy myself much of a writer, but more of an asshole, editor, and behind-the-scenes evildoer. I'm flattered, and even more so by your remark about being afraid of me... heh heh... I'm cuddly, ask my wife. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:29, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

No probalo. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:50, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

poll

Is syndrome good at making poll

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.

1. yes

2. no

3. idk my bff gill

There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 17:15, 12 January 2013.

poll-id 28D5955640EB3A25BD0D072FC57025B3

Hey you!

Next time you start offending people, please check first that the post they made on a staff member's talk page happened the day before the same user nommed the pic for deletion. Hadn't I seen Mordillo say that's the proper way to get that article deleted, I hadn't even known it doesn't only apply to articles. The abuse and insults I've gotten today have been didiculous.

IT WAS A PICTURE OF A GUY SUCKING COCK! IT'S NOT TRULY THAT IMPORTANT ON A LARGER SCALE.

GITS, THE LOT OF YOU. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Luvvy (talk • contribs)

Considering how you're acting towards everyone right now, are you really surprised that people haven't been nice to you either? --Andorin Kato 04:28, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Andorin, I'm up to my neck full of your patronising wannabe-admin behaviour. Any more effort into that, and you'll have shit all over your face from all the ass-licking. That nice enough for you? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Luvvy (talk • contribs)

I saw my error and was going to apologize but now I think it's best if I ignore you completely. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:14, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

This is the first day that I've really felt left out not being on IRC. Pup

It's usually just a bunch of cock jokes. At least there are no pictures. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:14, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

What's there to apologise for? The consensus, which seems to be all that matters is that I'm a crazy, condescending bitch who thinks she knows better than anyone else what's best for this site. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:23, 12 Nov

Fine, I apologize for accusing you of trying to bypass VFD. But to paraphrase what RAHB said on IRC, the moment you stop complaining about how people don't like you is when people start liking you. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

And if I could get a buck every time someone tells me how they think I complain about something when I'm just stating facts about those kids in irc teaming up against me, I could buy Uncyclopedia a new server outside Wikia within a year. So shut the fuck up about that.

Based on the forum, the consensus is I'm a manipulative bitch who bypassed VFD just because I didn't like the votes that were coming in. I'm pretty sure a couple of the ones added later, such as Mhaille's keep were there just to spite Sannse's deletion. Which is a shame, I think the delete camp would have won in the long run. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:30, 12 Nov

I'm sorry if I helped give people that impression. But let me paraphrase RAHB again to suit you: The moment you stop stating the fact that no one likes you is when people start liking you. Better? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:39, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

P.S. No, you suck! (Or Something....)

Hey! I responded (again) to your commentals on my talkie pages. I think I've proved my point; I am a great editor & stuff (& junk). I inject humor into the dark/moist parts of the articles. Case in point:

Hey, man I have to call you out on this one: Your "rewrites" for CW completely sucked Rocked! I'm serious. Name one good thing about any of the articles you claimed you rewrote and it wouldn't be enough. You can't, can you? You can't even find them are so humble. My feelings of inadequacy and low self esteem They left for a Suckaholics Anonymous meeting. You can meet them there if you want. It's at the corner of Completely Avenue and Sucks Street. Please come and save my tortured soul. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

See! I am so good at refuting you! I am a master debater for sure. When I take these things in my hands it's like magic.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  07:00, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

I'd compliment you on your rebuttal, but last time I did that I ended up with a court summons. Now I just wolf-whistle and then look away and pretend it wasn't me. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:59, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

"Marital arts"

That's a good idea--but your comment in VFD did not wind up under Martial arts as you surely intended. Spıke ¬  00:03 20-Nov-09

Not to interrupt any conversations,

But I am back from a ban. Adoption...helping...stuff can continue. Sorry, can't think of what the word is. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 07:09, Nov 24 2009

Did you try getting out of like I suggested? If so, how did that go? If not, why not? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:13, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I did, but the IRC thingie wasn't working very well on my laptop. Fortunately, there were a lot of things to do on the weekend, and at other times, so I guess I didn't have much of a problem with the ban. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 18:46, Nov 24 2009

Yeah, Wikia's web-based client sucks. Next time you need to get on IRC, download a real client or search for "freenode webchat" and use that. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:50, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

I'll do that next time I'm banned. So, can the adoption process continue? --Invincibleflamegruemaster 21:44, Nov 25 2009

QVFD bug

I fixed it for you. And also turned it into a gadget so you don't have to keep up with any updates. To use the new one, blank your uncyclopedia.js file (so you don't get two), go to preferences, gadgets and check the QVFD option, down at the bottom, and save. Brand new QVFD script. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:20, 27 Nov 2009

Hey, great! I imagine it will run faster now too. Before it seemed to get caught up sometimes when loading the extra tabs. While you're fixing things, would it be feasible to modify this into a Ban Patrol script? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)}

It should be a lot faster, and it also fixed a lot of bugs the old one had... now to convince people to use the new one! Ban patrol script should be possible, I'll time how long it takes. Starting... now! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:35, 28 Nov 2009

Done! Ok, I got distracted by stuff, so it didn't actually take 2 hours. It's in the gadgets bit again. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:23, 28 Nov 2009

Pretty sweet. I'm sure more people would use it if Andorin Kato didn't have that sector of maintenance singlehandedly under control. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:28, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps...

We should continue this conversation here. Unless, of course, you'd like to come over to my place. Seriously? You're seriously serious with this shizzle? Apparently the rumors about you are true. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:20, 29 November 2009

Oh they're true alright! Even the ones about the rebuttal.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12:10, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

Hallo?

Hey, Syndrome? As your adoptee, I would like to know something. I'm having a bit of trouble understanding the possibilities in {| and |}, and I want to be able to properly use the {{Switch}} template. Can you please help me? --Invincibleflamegruemaster 03:42, 11 30, 2009

Sure, I can help. Tell me a little about your background, though. Have you made pages in HTML? Because a wiki table is a lot like a HTML table. And have you done programming before? Because a switch statement is a common programming construct (read the Wikipedia article). What are you trying to use it for? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:23, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

(Oh, I'm not trying to say that it's something you should already know. I'm just saying that these concepts are used elsewhere besides on a wiki.) --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:52, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Haven't had any experience with HTML or programming of any sort. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 00:58, 12 1, 2009

I find that somewhat hard to believe. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 19:13, Dec 1 2009

I believe it. Look at that signature: colours (yuck!) instead of beautiful basic black. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig2 20:45, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I like my sig!!! Grrrr... --Invincibleflamegruemaster 02:35, 12 2, 2009

Speaking of sigs, why you change yours? --Invincibleflamegruemaster 02:36, 12 2, 2009

By the number of indents, I'd have to assume you're asking yourself that question, so you'd be the best one to answer. But in case you meant to ask me, I've changed it several times. The one I used above is a flashback. My current version is King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:32, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

It's a mermaid!

Father Why? has another baby! It's a bouncing little mermaid.

Please say hi to your new step-granddaughter Little Mermaid!  Father WHY??? (confessions)  18:54, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm

Quite the little Rebecca Sealfon, aren't you? Perhaps you should register here. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:32, 4 December 2009

Okay, but I want a raise. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:53, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

Premature ICU

I realize this is just my opinion, but I think putting an ICU on HowTo:Trip the day the article was started on the day the new user who is writing the article signed up was a bit premature. The user hadn't even been welcomed yet which would give guidelines for writing an article (which I am now taking care of). I changed the tag to Construction and will put a note on the user's page. Happy editing! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:08, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

I respectfully disagree with you, Why do I need to provide this? Did you see my edit summary? Did you read the message I left in the ICU template? When using ICU I always try to consider how long it's been since the page was last edited and maybe give the author some time to let it grow, but I ICU'd this one then and there because (1) It looked like the author was making significantly large edits and making every one count, so I wasn't going to interrupt his flow or edit confict him, and (2) it looked like the author was radically missing the point of Uncyclopedia. Time isn't going to help that. A welcome template isn't going to help that. The most important things in the welcome template are in that big red line under the box every time you click "edit". What will help is a prodding in the right direction. But hey, thanks for telling me that you're overriding my edits. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:34, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I read your comment "You know this is a humor wiki, right? Articles are supposed to be funny."--if I were a new user here, I would find this a slap in the face. I find the Welcome template significant because it gives links to HTBFANJS and the like, which can guide the user into how to write for Uncycylopedia. Yes, I know you provided the link, but after what I would find insulting; also the Welcome message tells the user they can put a construction template on a page. Fortunately, when I started my first article here, I had someone who gave me helpful comments. You might want to follow that user's example. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:56, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, and you're welcome. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:57, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

(I wasn't being sarcastic, by the way. I do appreciate that you told me instead of doing it an pretending it was nothing.) --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:06, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

Why, please take the time to read ICU. This is not an insulting tag but rather exactly what you're seeking to give new editors - tips and helpful links. The construction template doesn't give you anything. Both end up in the same result - they are deleted after seven days if they were not improved but the ICU tries to send you in the right direction. Also, the whole point of ICU is to tag articles during the first couple of days following their creation. Tagging them afterwards is usually pointless. While Syndrome could have waited a few more minutes before tagging, he was perfectly right to tag this article as an ICU. Also, please refrain from reverting other established editors without talking with them first. ~ 19:39, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

One of the first things that happened when I began here was an editor tagged an article I was working on as ICU. I had already tagged it with the Construction tag, but had put the tag at the bottom and that editor didn't see it. I checked with a couple experienced users including I think an admin (I don't remember which one), and was told that the Construction tag was the one that should have been used. Later I saw a discussion where it said that ICU should only be used for articles that had time for improvement and hadn't been improved. It appears that editors and even admins here disagree with each other, but that's hardly surprising. But I still believe that "you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar." If the message can be delivered two different ways, why not deliver it in a helpful manner? Especially when you're talking about someone who's new here, and who is obviously trying to do a good job? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:43, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

I think perhaps what they meant was that the construction tag was the right one because it was already there, and the tags have the same effect as far as maintenance goes, as Mordillo explained. Construction tags are used by the author to tell people to back off from the article he's working on. Except for this particular instance, I can't remember ever seeing someone who isn't the author put it on an article. (And YdoI, that was a fluke that your article was ICU'd. You can put construction tags wherever you want.) You might be thinking of Uncyclopedia:Ten Commandments where it says not to tag an article while it's still being written. I did what I did because, I'll say again, the author was missing the point and needed to be corrected. {{WIP}} is absolutely useless to that end. Digging your hole deeper won't help a bit if your hole is in the wrong place to begin with. Can we agree that HowTo:Trip isn't funny, and, this is important, that it doesn't attempt to be? It appears to be a very legitimate guide on how to trip. That doesn't belong on Uncyclopedia unless it's funny, and in order to make it funny, you have to be trying. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:00, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

In the three months I've been here, I've seen one productive user leave and two other productive users almost leave because of how they were treated (actually, one of them considered leaving because of how another user was treated). I"m less concerned about how I feel about a particular article than I am a user. Frankly, I've seen articles on VFH that got votes from experienced editors that I didn't find funny in the slightest and felt were crap. One recently got featured that I didn't find funny. Obviously, my opinion of humour and a well-written article is not everyone's. I'll repeat what I said before, "Fortunately, when I started my first article here, I had someone who gave me helpful comments. You might want to follow that user's example." If it hadn't been for people like you and Miley and Puppy and Chiefster and how you treated me early on, I doubt I'd still be here. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:14, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

I don't understand what point you're trying to make. Are you trying to convince me that I should go out of my way to help every new user write a good article? No way. There's not enough Syndrome in the world to do that, and there's no reason I should have to. I helped you out because I saw promise in you. I'm not helping this user out because it seems to me he just wants to write factual information about drugs and he'll leave once he finds that this isn't a drug facts wiki. I'm using my personal judgment here to decide what to do in regard to this user, and there's no reason it should be any different. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)}

As you asked, I'll try to make what I think clear. 1) I don't think a brand new article should be marked ICU. 2) I don't think a brand new user should be given an ICU. 3) I think it's more helpful to put a {{Construction}} on an article than {{ICU}}. 4) I think a new user who's working at producing material here should be welcomed with links to things to guide that new user. 5) I think you're a productive user and I really appreciate the help you've given me. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:05, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

On a side note, I found some parts of the article-in-progress amusing. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:06, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

Also, the ICU article says 'Hint: Sometimes pages that are in the process of being worked on get tagged accidentally by users who don't see that the page is still under construction. If this happens to you, just remove the tag with the edit summary "Still Under Construction".' That's what I did. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:09, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

I have to disagree with you on all 5 points, especially #3, as {{Construction}} offers absolutely nil in advice or impetus to improve an article. If you want a policy change for us to be all soft and cuddly and pretend there's nothing wrong with how any articles are developing, you can take it to Ministry of Love, but until then I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing. And I have to say, you put the construction tag on there a couple of days after the fact. Don't you think the trail's a little cold by then? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 08:00, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

Why, you are mixing two issues here. If there is a construction tag on the article than by all means it is not allowed to place an ICU on that article - so your article being tagged as an ICU back then was in error. Also, if the writer of the article feels that the ICU was placed in bad faith and/or not justified he is allowed to change it to a WIP tag. Not you, him - because when you revert Syndrome's edit you take a stance that your opinion has more value than his, when both of you don't have any vested interest in the said article. And before you say that the author doesn't know that he can change the tag, the whole point of ICU is for the author to read what ICU is all about - and that page is full of helpful advice, which is what I believe you were looking for. Construction tag gives you zilch. And as I said, the end result - both go to the maintenance queue and will be examined by an admin after seven days. So, bottom line - with ICU the author has more chances of fixing it rather than a construction tag. ICU is NOT an insult nor does it say you are a bad writer. We used to call this the No Redeeming Value tag, and we changes it exactly because we felt it was hurting people's feeling - which is how the ICU was born. And it is meant to be used only within the first couple of days after the article was created, to maintain some sort of control over the flow of crap coming into Uncyclopedia. So again, Syndrome did exactly what you were aiming for - helping the noob rather than placing a generic template that doesn't give you any direction. I'll say once more that he could have waited a bit longer, and I do tell that to overzealous ICUers (even though Syndrome is not generally one of them) but by the end of the day, he was doing the right thing. ~ 11:10, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

All right. I'll shut up now. Happy editing! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:15, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

Cheers!

YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL

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I guess I should thank you now that you've accidentally taught me how it works, on gruemaster's talk page. :) • FreddCan Shredd • • • 12:12, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

You were reading my private conversations? Pervert. I bet that turns you on, doesn't it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:54, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

Well, that and gun catalogues. • FreddCan Shredd • • • 19:22, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

against

What I didn't post was I crossed out a certain edit of a certain user in an attempt to keep that certain user out of trouble before someone in authority saw it. Believe it or not, but I was actually trying to help that certain user. Instead, that certain user reverted my certain edit and got him/her/it/themself in trouble and I got myself in trouble. Such is life. But my attempt was sincere. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:00, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

...I think you need a hug. Not from me, though. I don't want your cooties. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:10, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, why not? My cooties are cute and can do tricks. Just like the whore down the street. I'd ask her for a hug but she always charges me. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:20, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

That's no way to talk about your mother. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:57, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

Or your mother, either. Beside, my mother never charges me. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:14, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

For hugs. My mother never charges me for hugs. (You have to be so careful what you say around here). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:15, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

asian hookers

We should make a page about asian hokers. Moxie is my name 06:19, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Good idea! Let's split up the work. You do it and I'll take the credit. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:22, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

I can't believe you're turning down asian hokers!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04:59, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Check your heading, uncle

Look. Your loving nephew, King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:16, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for looking out for me, son. But I accidentally put that on Modus's talk page originally (they both start with M, you see), so I decided to pretend it was intentional so I wouldn't look foolish. Did it work? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:20, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Oh yes, definitely. Jolly clever, Uncle! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:21, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the compliment

As an Uncyclopedia noob, it's nice to get a word of encouragment once in a while. I'll keep at it, and feel free to send any pictures that you think might be relevent. That's my last step. A few more paragraphs of content, an index, and then I'll be almost done. – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheMortallyWounded (talk • contribs)

O RLY? You can submit it to Pee Review when you're done to have our expert team of mechanics review it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:17, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Appreciate the welcome

I appreciate the welcome message. Ive actually been reading uncyclopedia for at least a year or so and I've done a tiny bit of editing, but now I'm inspired! its time to actually contribute around here and rid myself of the burdens of noobliness. I am in your debt. Leomann 02:30, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Really? It's just a template I spam when I see someone without a talk page who has made a contribution that isn't vandalism. You're the first person to appreciate it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:02, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Don't believe Syndrome. I appreciate it, even though he never did it for me. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:39, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Say, I'm adding UN:WYCD to my Welcome templates. That looks pretty useful. Better than what I used to have. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:41, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

I thought it was pretty clever. Wish I'd thought of it.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06:52, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Against or Abstain?

Not sure what your vote is intended to be here. Also when you clarify that, you might want to fix the score--I wasn't sure what it should be. Thanks, Uncle! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:27, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Hello again, son! Like me vote says, I'd change to abstain if the lettering were fixed. It was fixed (although the color's still a little off) so, as promised, to took my vote out of "against" and put it in "comments". I was just too lazy to change the wording or write something explaining it. I'll fix it since you brought it up. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:47, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, Uncle! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:29, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Uncle, Son? Wow, Syndrome is a sibling-fucker. FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 19:28, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Hey man, I don't know what the deal is. All I know is that I somehow got out of paying child support. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:33, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Why the revert?

Just curious why you reverted here. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:27, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

That was the first edit the user made, and the second edit was to create a page about that person, so it wasn't really necessary to request the article, was it? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:14, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, sneaky. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:37, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Revert

Hey - I am just wondering why you reestablished the content in the "Canadian user with so many sockpuppets" page? The reason I blanked it was that I understand its content was the byproduct of mutual threats made between this user as well as another (as well as possibly several others.)70.54.51.175 18:57, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

The main reason is because I assumed Canadian user with so many sock puppets is you. I still do, in fact. He's an obscure user who didn't last very long before being banned, and it's unlikely anyone knows about him except himself. Also, you two have the same pattern of vandalism. Good thing I'm not an admin or I'd be banning you, huh?

The other reason is that blanking is vandalism. You can blank your own userpages (that is you, right?) but don't blank someone else's. It's also totally ineffective. All you have to do is look at the history and see what was there before. Blanking a page in order to hide it is like covering your eyes and hoping what you don't see goes away. It's still there and you just look stupid for standing there with your eyes covered.

The other other reason is that there were no "mutual threats" as you say. Canadian never talked to anyone. The only threats were from ColinAYB, who was just clowning around. If you want your userpage deleted, talk to an admin, but you kind of forfeit any rights you have around here by getting yourself banned. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:06, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

I am actually his roomate (we use the same computer). I happened to be with him when he was doing that stuff. You may note that, as of today (the time I began using this IP address) my edits have been in good faith. I honestly didn't realize that this blanking would be considered vandalism (I am not an experienced user) as it seemed the page had "No Redeeming Value". I'll write an admin as you suggested and deal with this. Sincere thanks. 70.54.51.175 19:13, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Okay, you can find the list of active admins at UN:AA. I'd say talk to RAHB or Modusoperandi. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:19, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Checkuser is not a reliable way to determine a sockpuppet

I agree with Syndrome; they're both very helpful (although Modus sometimes has a way of helping you while sounding like he's not, which can be a pa--er, um, be a part of his enduring charm.) Some people believe checkuser tells the story, and assume same IP = same user, but of course it doesn't. It could be two people on the same computer, which could be at home, school, work, library, whatever. It could also be two people who both use Aol--one of the most common Internet provides in America, it frequently moves IP numbers around, so that somebody could suddenly find themselves banned from a site for the actions of someone on the other end of the country. Other Internet providers do that as well, so someone could even be blamed for the actions of someone in a different part of the world. Some services, individuals, businesses, governmental agencies and schools have secured services or proxies, which can use the same IP as other places. Many providers periodically change assigned IPs, so again someone could have problems because of another person's actions. A responsibly knowledgeable Sysop will look at both IP and editing patterns before making a judgement; hopefully that will happen in your case. Good luck! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:15, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Um, no checkuser was involved in this. Also, some argue that you edit at the weirdest hours for a Brit. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:38, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

That was a note just in case checkuser is used in the future in an attempt to resolve the issue. And some may also argue I work at the weirdest hours for a Brit. By my clock, it's 03.48. By my other clock, it's 16.48. By my other clock.... King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:48, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Pussys,LOL

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Newb Proposal

UN:LEGAL Legal Department Has happily summoned you to review "The Proposal". “Crede Quia Absurdum Est.” ~ Oscar Wilde

I, User:Happytimes, have been giving this new-fangled Unlegal department some of my best thoughts lately. Some things have come to mind... (Lawyers speak in third person right?) Ahem, ~H~ *CA* lack of organization, *CA* no legal dictionary set-up yet, *CA* lack of significant pay for ~H~. See summons if it be to please you.

So I have to, like, do something? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:38, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah; for once.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06:40, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

signacher

Thanks, I guess. But I suck, so I don't know how to do what you suggested. Do you? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

...Nope. I'm useless. If you knew someone whose sig changed colors when you mouse over it, I could easily modify it from that, but I can't think of any sigs like that. (It's really not necessary, though. Just a thought if you're going for a red link look.) --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:31, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Okay...thanks anyway! Bitch. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

My ideas will be on your talk page. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:33, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I believe this is well deserved...

For many things, but mostly nomming me for WOTM.

~ The Coveted Two-Cent Piece Award ~

This is a promotion paid for by the Uncyclopedia Legal Department. You are hereby awarded the two-cent piece:   ( ² _| ^¢ )

Thank you for your invaluable contributions to Uncyclopedia.  Congratulations!

Awarded on: 17 June 2013

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Spend it wisely, and enjoy! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 00:40, 16 December 2009

Baby, you can intern me any day. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:40, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Also for the Nom

=) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 09:53, 17 December 2009

Waiting for Godot

As you wait for something new elsewhere, check out my "Dreaming". That was the most fun I've had since I added a smiley face and a picture of Geronimo to an ancient cave drawing. Aleister in Chains 14:50, December 19, '9 (Reefer Standard 'Time)

Are you one of them whores my mother warned me about? How much for a quickie? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:38, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

You've got credit. Oh, an article whore. I just read up on that. Never heard of it before, link removed. But dammit, you've still got credit..Aleister in Chains 18:20, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Drama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:41, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

Thanks

Just noticed, thanks for your vote. You were my welcomer and helped me out with advice and answers at the start of my adventures here, and kindly lent me the shovel and bag of lye not in anyway connected to the mysterious disappearences of Little Mermaid and Snowyowl. All appreciated. Fnord, Aleister in Chains 12:26, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

We all know you have them in your stuffed in a basement, Aleister. It's not as soundproof as you might think. Also, Syndrome, I was serious about your votes - I hate being a janitor. Chose a vote please and remove the other two. ~ 14:44, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Really? Does everyone else who voted for rcmurphy have to change their vote too, or is this only because Why initially complained about my vote? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 15:39, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Not at all, I didn't see any other double votes. If I missed anything I'll make amends. ~ 16:46, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Is it really necessary to purify NotM so? Some votes are clearly valid and some clearly aren't. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:14, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Clear to who exactly? Do I need to guess which are jokes and which are not? ~ 21:26, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

No, only some of the people nominated can actually win. I would disregard the votes for crossed-out names or people who aren't actually noobs. It would be totally unfair if rcmurphy won again. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:41, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Just so you know

I bet on you to win in the contest but I didn't wanna jinx it by writing it there... so I wrote it here. Good luck.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  31 Dec 2009 @ 07:29 (UTC)

Why, yes, I suppose I am the greatest. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:44, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Ali's got nothin' on you.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02 Jan 2010 @ 02:42 (UTC)

UotM thanks

'Sincere Thanks'

Thank you very much for helping to make me December 2009's Uncyclopedian of the Month.

In the words of the immortal Sally Field, "You like me, you really like me!"

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~}

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