Forum:UNCYCLOPEDIA SURVIVOR! Season 3 Winter Bash Edition
Hey guys, I know it's been a quick 159 days since our last Uncyclopedian Survivor but I think it's time for another round! Let's do this shit! For the uninitiated, UnSurvivor is a game of wits, alliances, and betrayal. Each day in the game, contestants will vote to ban one of the other contestants from the website. Losers will receive a three day ban from the website and their votes will not count in later rounds. In the final round of the competition, those who were voted out will be given the chance to vote for the winner. The winner will receive a million dollars, a nice template(?) and hard winter cock.
- There will be 5 rounds. Round 1 will have 7 eliminated, Round 2 will have 5 eliminated, Round 3 will have 3 eliminated, Round 4 will have 1 eliminated, and Round 5 will be decided by a popular cookie contest.
- 5 rounds, and eliminations take place every day? So it's only 5 days long? += 23:12,23December,2009
- Yes, just like the last two seasons. -
Oh shit game will start WEDNESDAY THE 23RD. At approximately...8:00pmish easternish Americanish time. Something something, you'll see the game start somewhere in the vicinity of Wednesday.GAME STARTS NOW.
- Make it after Christmas. Some of us do have families you know. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 23:23, Dec 22 2009
- Ehhhhhhhhh -
- How the fuck am I supposed to know what 9:00pm eastern is? Give me the GMT, dude.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 04:05 • Wednesday, 23-12-2009
- Use your pentadactyl limbs and an Asian to figure it out. --EMC [TALK] 04:10 Dec 23 2009
- Ehhhhhh it's all relative. -
- In GMT, it's at 2:00am on Christmas Eve. Just thought I might intervene and tell you. -- 12 23, 20:06
- What if you dont vote??? Sirmixxalot0 ima newbzor XD
- Then you don't vote. -
- Shouldn`t they just get banned for not voting Sirmixxalot0 ima newbzor XD
- Nahh -
- What if you dont vote??? Sirmixxalot0 ima newbzor XD
- In GMT, it's at 2:00am on Christmas Eve. Just thought I might intervene and tell you. -- 12 23, 20:06
- Ehhhhhh it's all relative. -
- Use your pentadactyl limbs and an Asian to figure it out. --EMC [TALK] 04:10 Dec 23 2009
- How the fuck am I supposed to know what 9:00pm eastern is? Give me the GMT, dude.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 04:05 • Wednesday, 23-12-2009
- Ehhhhhhhhh -
Ho Ho Ho! Sign up here!
I'm in. -~Fought bravely with honor. He died a hero.~- Let's do this shit. FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 02:05, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
- I'm up for it —talk 02:06, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
Where doing this man, WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:09 Dec 18, 2009~BOOM GONE~yeah ok cul --Roman Dog Bird 02:40, December 18, 2009 (UTC)~GONE LIKE THE WIND!~sounds ok • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 04:59, Dec 18 2009~D-D-DEAD~Fuck yeah, I'm down. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:50, 18 Dec~FUCK YEAH HE'S GONE!~- I told you about the stairs dawg --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:44, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
I really have no idea what this is, but okay. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 21:05, 12 18, 2009~Not so invincible after all!~Why not? += 00:36,19December,2009~WE JUST WENT SOUR~"wits, alliances and betrayal"? Interesting. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 18:33 • Saturday, 19-12-2009~He a goner~Let's do this thing. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:56, 20 Dec 2009~fu~MAO MAO MAO --EMC [TALK] 04:07 Dec 23 2009~DEAD! Just like Christopher Walken at the end of The Deer Hunter~FUCK YEA!!! Also, I'm too lazy to check and honestly dont remember, Didn't I win last time? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:57, December 20, 2009 (UTC)~LIGHTNING DON'T STRIKE TWICE!~- I blame mud and the IRC -Mark Lourd (Inbox) 21:44, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
zulch is the auto works... I'm telling ya, that's where they take all the cars that they hurt! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:27, December 21, 2009 (UTC)~mrhrmrn~I'm in! Goatse Rules! 02:44, December 21, 2009 (UTC)~Say it aint so Joe!~meh why not... im in Sirmixxalot0 ima newbzor XD~Sirlostthisgame~Fuck it. I'm in. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:37, December 23, 2009 (UTC)~Fuck it he's out!~Meh. I'll do it. --~He gonna feel that in the mornin'!~ 00:06, Dec. 24, 2009
Voting: Round 1
The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out seven people. You will have 24 hours to cast your votes. The seven contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four(ish) hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition for three whole days. And yes, you may vote for yourself.
Dexter votes! Mwhahaha!
- Roman Dog Bird - He's nigger dogshit and an admin.
- Dr. Skullthumper - Same damn thing as Roman Dog Bird, but with prescription medicine.
- Fag - He's a fag.
- Kingkitty - This whole thing is his idea and therefore he must be punished.
- Spang - FU SPANG!
- CheddarBBQ - Cheese and BBQ?!? That scrumptious sonvabitch!
- Joe9320 - Meme-y bastard!
MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:10, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Colin votes up in da muffukka
- Necropaxx Sounds like negro lol.
- Invincibleflamegruemaster Too much code in the edit window.
- Joe9320 Something puts me off of him.
- Dexter111344 Voted before me.
- Syndrome Medical condition.
- Mahm00sha Moo.
- sirmixxalot0 Not capitalizing the first letter of his username.
The Ugandan Government Should Cease Existence. Yoweri Museveni can go die, too. Fuck Uganda. 01:24, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Kingkitty is busyin
Syndrome He be crazy.- Starnestommy Just joshin', syndrome aint crazy. But that Starnes guy, he be in the mad dog house.
- Necropaxx More like, necrolame.
Joe9320 Very normal name.- CheddarBBQ: I do not enjoy cheese
- sirmixxalot0 lots of x.
- Dexter111344 War.
- Mahm00sha I like cows.
- Invincibleflamegruemaster Avatar was a good movie.
Fagvotez
- Necropaxx mushy peas
- Mahm00sha greg lake
- Dexter111344 a milli
- Joe9320 hungarian cogs
- sirmixxalot0 maximum frog
- Invincibleflamegruemaster dungeon privy
Syndrome dissemination jynxbot- Starnestommy branch physical
—talk
Doctor Amadeus M. Skullthumper, ND (Not A Doctor)
- Dexter111344 Pretended to be Heath Ledger on IRC; broke my heart when I found out it wasn't the real deal.
- sirmixxalot0 Your username = false title (sir) + musical reference (mixxalot) + unnecessary letter repetition (x) + random-ass number (0) = shite. Also, your signature is ugly, and you broke into my house last night and fucked up the order of my CDs.
- Necropaxx Fuck it, now I'm racist against people with too many x's.
- Invincibleflamegruemaster Congrats, you have a username more gay than Fag.
- Syndrome Stupid fanboy, kidnapped The Incredibles. Also, what my doctor tells me I have. Get out of my body!
Joe9320 I work with someone who makes up half of your name, and I hate his face. Fuck you, 9320!- CheddarBBQ, more deserving for censoring out fag like it's a bad thing.
- Mahm00sha One time I tipped a cow, and it got back up and gave me a roundhouse kick to the face. Later, I turned it into a burger, but it gave the worst diarrhea I ever had. In short, fuck you for reminding me of that.
– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:49 Dec 24, 2009
Bird Dog
- Joe9320 - No explanation needed.
- Roman Dog Bird - I hate him and so should everybody and their mother.
- Dr. Skullthumper - losing it.
- Dexter111344 - filthy degenerate
- Colin - those dumb punk kids will buy anything.
- Spang - Spang.
- Optimuschris - is an old guy who got to see alot of cool bands back in the day.
—RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 02:13, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Everyone's Favorite Cheesy Barbeque Snackfood
- F** Just don't like the guy.
*Roman Dog Bird Ew.
- Kingkitty For not liking cheese
- Joe9320 Bandwagon bitch.
- Invincibleflamegruemaster There's no way he's beating me at LPTE
- Starnestommy Last person to enter. First come last fucked up the ass
*Spang I once asked him for help and it took a full 8 minutes for a response
- Dexter111344 BEcause, I like to mix it up.
*Zim ulator I needed a 7th vote.
- Dr. Skullthumper For not censoring fag. Douche.
Merc Votes
- Dexter11134 too many numbers
- Necropaxx too many x's
- Joe9320 too many numbers
- Invincibleflamegruemaster too many letters
- Mahm00sha spelled his name like n00b
- CheddarBBQ Who the fuck likes barbecued cheese? Also he censored fag...FAG
- sirmixxalot0 Sounds too much like douche
- -Mark Lourd (Inbox) 03:12, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Teh God Of Grues Votes
- CheddarBBQ I'e never even heard of that Dorito flavor... FAIL!
- Fag WTF?
- Joe9320 Bad.
- Necropaxx GO AWAY
- Dexter11134 BAD!!
- Dr. Skullthumper I dunno, just don't like the idea of thumping skulls
- Optimuschris Couldn't think of anyone else.
The M00 Man hath voted
- Joe9320 Goatse.cx
- Colin Lazy ass. Promised to revitalize IC and did nothing.
- sirmixxalot0 who?
- Dr. Skullthumper He came up with voting templates. The bastard.
- Optimuschris Do I have to give a reason?
- Mercenarylord or whatever his name is.
- Kingkitty likes cows, which means that he's Indian. I don't like Indians.
SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 05:16 • Thursday, 24-12-2009
That one guy that nobody cares about's votes
- CheddarBBQ Who are you?
- Joe9320 See previous comment
- sirmixxalot0 Ditto.
- Colin Reason not found
- Spang Obligatory "FU Spang." vote
- Dr. Skullthumper No explanation needed
- Kingkitty for starting this contest
--
06:37, Dec. 24, 2009Teh meme-y guy votes
- Colin He spams
- sirmixxaloto Who the fuck is he?
- Mahm00shA He hates me!
- Optimuschris My other ride is his mum
- Fag Is a fag
- Dr. Skullthumper Hate hate hat!
- Dexter111344 Has more numbers than me!
07:24, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Sirmixxalot0 votes
- CheddarBBQ Bad combination.
- Dr. Skullthumper Sounds to much like a bad porno.
- Fag Enough said.
- Mercenarylord Old timey name.
- Joe9320 Joe??
Roman Bird Dog Sounds weird.- Dexter111344 He eats puppies.
- Kingkitty What would happen if you got banned?
Sirmixxalot0 ima newbzor XD23:40, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Syndrome syndromes
- Mahm00sha Not gay enough.
- Stommy I can call him that, right?
- Joe9320 Memecruft.
- Dexter111344 Kerkill.
- sirmixxalot0 Right above me.
- CheddarBBQ Hasn't written anything good since the summer of aught three.
- Necropaxx Liberal scumbag.
- Syndrome I can't take life anymore. <-- vote doesn't count, you already voted for 7 people -
--Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:30, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
- ROUND IS OVER. NO MORE VOTING CAN TAKE PLACE. VOTES CAN NO LONGER BE CHANGED. NEXT ROUND WILL START AFTER ALL VOTES ARE TALLIED AND BANS ARE DISHED OUT.
- Final Tallies: Dexter111344 - 11, Joe9320 - 11, CheddarBBQ - 8, sirmixxalot0 - 8, Dr. Skullthumper - 8, Necropaxx - 7, Mahm00sha - 6, Invincibleflamegruemaster - 6, Kingkitty - 5, Fag - 5, Optimuschris - 4, Starnes - 4, Spang - 3, mercenary - 2, Romanbirddog - 2, Syndrome - 2
- The bolded contestants are to be banned for three days. However, there is a tie for the 7th ban, this is between Mahm00sha and Invinciblemfmangmrmr. To solve this problem, there will be a runoff round. -
- Final Tallies: Dexter111344 - 11, Joe9320 - 11, CheddarBBQ - 8, sirmixxalot0 - 8, Dr. Skullthumper - 8, Necropaxx - 7, Mahm00sha - 6, Invincibleflamegruemaster - 6, Kingkitty - 5, Fag - 5, Optimuschris - 4, Starnes - 4, Spang - 3, mercenary - 2, Romanbirddog - 2, Syndrome - 2
- 01:50, December 25, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked Necropaxx (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failing to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [7 votes])
- 01:48, December 25, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked (lol sort of) Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failing to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [8 votes])
- 01:48, December 25, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked Sirmixxalot0 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failing to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [8 votes])
- 01:48, December 25, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked CheddarBBQ (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failing to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [8 votes])
- 01:47, December 25, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked Joe9320 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failing to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [11 votes])
- 01:47, December 25, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failing to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [11 votes])
Round 1: Runoff
In this runoff round, the unbanned contestants must choose either Mahm00sha or Invincibleflamegruemaster to keep in the game. The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining why you want to keep this contestant. You will have 24ish hours to cast your votes. The loser in this runoff will be banned for three days. Mamoosh and Invincnbielgmrmrm are not allowed to vote. Kay Round Over.
- Invinbielgrumster has my vote. <3 -
- IFGM-FTW-IMO —talk 02:04, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
- IFGM i dunno lol. The Ugandan Government Should Cease Existence. Yoweri Museveni can go die, too. Fuck Uganda. 02:52, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
- Mahm00sha I like his name more. -- Roman Dog Bird 04:21, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
- Mahm00sha. No explanation needed. -- 06:58, Dec. 25, 2009
- IFGM NO MOOCOW -Mark Lourd (Inbox) 13:58, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
- IFGM Cause i said so. also, dicks. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:57, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
...Mmmmkay well I'll count this up. Dishes will be banned. Etc.
- ...Mmmkay Incinvidlbegrmster wins. Mamoosha loses. He's going to be banned for three days, round 2 will start shortly. -
- 04:10, December 26, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked Mahm00shA (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failing to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [lost runoff round])
Voting: Round 2
The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out five people. You will have 24-48 (depending on the voting situation) hours to cast your votes. The five contestants with the most votes at the end of the whatever hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition for three whole days. And yes, you may vote for yourself.
Kingkitty is reassessing his life goals
- Starnes: He supports a dangerous leftist agenda.
- Romanbirddog Birds. Dogs.
- Spang Some parts of Avatar was too reminiscent of Dances with Wolves.
- Optimuschris Far reaching standards.
- Invincibleflamegruemaster I love and hate.
Merc votes people out
- Romanbirddog Greeks FTW
- Spang idk...FU Spang?
- Optimuschris Deceptions FTW
- Starnes lolStarnes
- Invincibleflaemgruemaster Vulnerablewatergrueminions FTW
- -Mark Lourd (Inbox) 02:56, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
Roman Dog Bird is tired and wants to go to bed, but won't.
- Bird Dog Faggot.
- Spang Spang
- OptimusMohammed old people suck
- Colin young people suck
- emc said something gross once
-- Roman Dog Bird 04:02, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
The votes of the guy with the dangerous leftist agenda
- Kingkitty for calling me a dangerous leftist
- Mercenarylord for voting against me
- Roman Dog Bird for voting
- emc for not being around
- Spang obligatory "FU Spang" vote
--
09:48, Dec. 26, 2009The votes that are more than meets the eye.
- ColonAidsYB He's my nigga.
- Roman Dog Bird I've seen the Melvins three times nigga.
- FU Spang. Obligatory nigga.
- Kingkitty He's a royal pussy. Nigga.
- Syndrome I think he voted for me or against me or something that one time. Nigga.
-OptyC Sucks! CUN14:32, 26 Dec
Fag's stupid-ass votes, with irrelevent Los Campesinos lyrics as the reason! (for no reason)
- Starnes he said he's got his teeth fixed, I'm gonna break them
- Spang drop me at the highest point and trace a line around the dent I leave in the ground
- IFGM nothing says "I miss you" quite like poetry cut in yr door with a stanley knife
- Roman Animals etc You asked if I'd be anyone from history, fact or fiction, dead or alive: I said, "I'd be Tony Cascarino, circa 1995".
- emc we've got yr back, whatever that's worth
—talk 15:01, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
Invincibleflamegruemaster Pwns Everyone (Oh, He Also Votes)
- Mercenarylord Spelled my name wrong, and failed to realize that I am the God Of Grues and therefore can control all grues of all types. Some grues have no weaknesses AT ALL, I might add.
- Spang He started a forum that I had to archive 3 times. He must therefore be banned and and eaten. The latter will happen whether or not Spang is banned.
- Fag WTF? What the heck is he doing with his vote reasons?
- Optimuschris Uses the N word too much.
- Starnestommy I couldn't think of anyone else.
ColonAidsYB Voats, Three Of Which Are Going To Steal Reasons From Other People
- Starnes he said he's got his teeth fixed, I'm gonna break them
- RDB for voting
- Spang Spang
- InconceivableFlamingHomoSexual Using words like pwn far too often, being ignorant of Los Campesinos.
- optimusfaggit While he may indeed be my nigga, he voted against me.
The Ugandan Government Should Cease Existence. Yoweri Museveni can go die, too. Fuck Uganda. 21:57, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
TDM walks by
- Spang FU!
- RDB Crazy dog bird thing from rome
- Invincibleflamegruethingy as per long as dicks name
- starns as per where the fuck has he been recently
- EMC as per above
Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:16, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
Round is over, votes being counted, etc etc.
- Final Tally: spang - 9, dogromanbird - 8, starnes - 6, optimuschris - 5, invisibleflamegrumster - 5, emc - 4, colin - 2, kingkitty - 2, merc - 2, fag - 1, syndrome - 1
- 05:06, December 28, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked Invincibleflamegruemaster (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failure to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [5 votes])
- 05:05, December 28, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked Optimuschris (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failure to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [5 votes])
- 05:05, December 28, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked Starnestommy (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failure to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [6 votes])
- 05:05, December 28, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failure to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [8 votes])
- 05:04, December 28, 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked Spang (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 72 hours (Failure to survive in Uncyclopedia Survivor. [9 votes])
Voting: Round 3
The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out three people. You will have 24-48 (depending on the voting situation) hours to cast your votes. The three contestants with the most votes at the end of the whatever hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition for three whole days. And yes, you may vote for yourself.
Kingkitty is voting first because he has nothing else to live for
TheDudeMan He is a murderer.
- Colin is actually the murderer.
emc He is a racist.
- fag| He is a racist.
Syndrome He is a racist and a murderer.
- Just kidding, now that zim_ulator, he's a racist and a murderer.
EMC finally votes lol
- Kingkitty because he is a nigger
- Colin because he is a gypsy
- Fag because he is a gay nigger
--EMC [TALK] 20:00 Dec 28 2009
Syndrome am here
- EMC Hasn't voted yet. Ooh, look at me, I'm going to vote against people and hurt my chances.
- TheDudeMan Dude or man? What is it?
zim ulator Always tries to conquer the world but never can.
- Kingkitty lieks mudkips
--Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:53, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
Colin'd
- Kingkitty for trying to divide us.
- emc for shocking me with his fur
- thedudeman for not winning again
The Ugandan Government Should Cease Existence. Yoweri Museveni can go die, too. Fuck Uganda.
Fag'd
- Kingkitty ya crafty git
- emc for electrifying a mocha chinchilla, that was just mean, PETA ON YA ASS BOI
- TheDudeMan for being such an awesome dude, man
—talk
Final Tally...of whatever: kingkitty - 4 unfair votes, thedudeman - 3, emc - 3. Other people got votes but they're not worth the dirt under my shoes!
- Kay DrSkull do you worst. -
Voting: Round 4
The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out one person. You will have 24-48ish hours to cast your votes. The contestant with the most votes at the end of whatever hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition for three whole days. And yes, you may vote for yourself.
Faggle
- zim why zimulate when you can have the real deal? —talk 05:12, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Syndroam
- Zim I agree. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:02, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
:AYB
FINAL TALLY = ZIM
Finale
IT HAS ALL COME TO THIS. WHO WILL WIN SEASON 3 OF UNSURVIVOR?
- WILL IT BE COLIN? A MAN WHO FISTS GOATS?
- WILL IT BE SYNDROME? A MAN WHO FISTS GOATS?
- WILL IT BE THOSE OTHER GUYS? WHO THE FUCK CARES??
The final voting will take place on this page. Every contestant that was voted out of the game will now be allowed to participate. They must rank all four of the remaining contestants from Favorite to Least Favorite.The survivor that's in the "Favorite" spot will be given 2 cookies. The survivor in the second spot will be given 1 cookie. The survivor in the third spot will be given 0 cookies. And the survivor in the "Least Favorite" spot will be given -1 cookie. The remaining four contestants will not be allowed to vote. Be sure to leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. You have whatever hours to vote. The survivor with the most votes will win; the others will be banned for three days. Let the finale begin, goddamn it!
Cheddar Is 1st Because Y'all Is Bitchez
(best to worst)
- Colon He's the only one who didn't vote against me.
- Syndrome I hate him a little bit less than the other two (see below)
- Whatever the fuck this guy's name is He insulted barbecued cheese. Bitch.
- Fag Still don't like this little douche.
- haha i'd never spoken to you before, or even during un:survivor, until now that is. i can only assume it's based entirely on my username. don't worry, i don't like you either :) oh, and who censors "fag" nowadays? —talk 12:19, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Moo
- Syndrome I like him
- Fag I don't know him
- Colin Meh
- Lord I hate him
SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 07:12 • Saturday, 2-01-2010
Yo
Merc For being so inactive.Syndrome Gtfo Merc.Syndrome For poop.Merc Gtfo, Syndrome's taking your place.- Fag Goddamn.
- Colin More like traitor face scum.
One shall stand
- ColinAYB. We're gonna leave him alone on the island if he wins, right?
- Skindrome. He voted for me or against me or something that one time.
- Fag. Because cigarettes are bad for you.
- Merc. Who?
Beep Beep, I'm A Jeep
- Faggot
- Colin to work.
- Acquired immune deficiency syndrome
- Mercenary.
GRUES PWN ALL!
- Syndrome He adopted me in my time of need. He deserves winning!
Electrified mocha chinchilla Woo! UnSignpost rules!Okay, that was an invalid vote. So, I pick ColinAYB. For no particular reason.OptimuschrisMercenarylord Um, he's just...OptimuschrisMercenarylord.- Fag Okay, I am not lettting someone with a username like that win.
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- Uh, which ones? -- 01 2, 17:49, 2010
- EMC and I are ineligible. ;) -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:58, 2 Jan
- Damnit... I'll change my vote, I guess. -- 01 2, 18:00, 2010
- "someone with a username like that"... gosh, where on earth do all these bad usernames keep coming from? —talk 12:17, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Damnit... I'll change my vote, I guess. -- 01 2, 18:00, 2010
- EMC and I are ineligible. ;) -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:58, 2 Jan
- Uh, which ones? -- 01 2, 17:49, 2010
Roman Dog Bird
- Colin - lol
- Fag - gay
- Syndrome - poop
- Mercenearyryr- i don't know him
-- Roman Dog Bird 19:57, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
whee
- Colin - yo, dawg
- Sickness - eh
- Homo - homo
- Mercwhatsit - phayl
• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:35, Jan 3 2010
blah.
- Colin - Best candidate in my opinion
- Syndrome - Just behind if not equal to Colin
- Fag - better than #4
- The remaining contestant - Who are you again?
--
07:55, Jan. 3, 2010FINAL TALLY OF FOREVERS
- colin:11 cookies
- syndrome:10 cookies
- fag:2 cookies
- merc:-5 cookies
WINNER IS COLIN
Hot cock that was close! GG everyone, except Spang. -
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Comments?
- I'm currently searching for an admin willing to dish out the banz. -
- I'd be delighted, so long as it's not too time-sensitive. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:10 Dec 18, 2009
- Sure dawg. -
- Hot topic -
- Sure dawg. -
- I'd do it, but I'm often not around anymore. I could potentially come on regularly over my long vacation around that time, though. Also, how can an admin be a contestant, anyhow? 2009.12.20.00:06
- Admins can even be plumbers. -
- I'd be delighted, so long as it's not too time-sensitive. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:10 Dec 18, 2009
I say we make this American Idol instead. It's a proven fact that all Italians are amazing singers += 03:16,20December,2009
- where is a buzzer when you need one...Sirmixxalot0 ima newbzor XD
- Uhmm, i thought Contestant was a user? 06:31 December 24
Dexter comments
Note how the three four bastards after me voted the same way. Interesting... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:33, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Notice how Dexter eats puppies. -
- O_O Did the puppies have kittens? -Mark Lourd (Inbox)
- Probably. -
- >:( The bastard. -Mark Lourd (Inbox) 04:28, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Probably. -
- O_O Did the puppies have kittens? -Mark Lourd (Inbox)
Merc comments
Mam00shma didn't finish his voting. Bad Mamooshma. No cud for you. -Mark Lourd (Inbox) 05:16, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Mam00shma voted against me. NO! Bad cow! No cud for three weeks! -Mark Lourd (Inbox) 05:17, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Hey, would you like to ally with me? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 05:23 • Thursday, 24-12-2009
- Is that the same as throwing a brick? Because if so, sure! Merc throws a brick at Mahm00shmA. -Mark Lourd (Inbox) 05:27, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
- I guess you realise this means war. Total war. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 06:18 • Thursday, 24-12-2009
- Is that the same as throwing a brick? Because if so, sure! Merc throws a brick at Mahm00shmA. -Mark Lourd (Inbox) 05:27, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Hey, would you like to ally with me? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 05:23 • Thursday, 24-12-2009
- "Meh. I'll do it. --Sir Starnestommy Image:Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 00:06, Dec. 24, 2009"
- He joined on the 24th, isn't that too late? -Mark Lourd (Inbox) 13:45, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Nope -
Hmm
This still exists.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:37, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh herro. -
- I can still vote, right? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:30, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Well. You could have voted in this round. But like, it's too late now. Wait till next round ^_^ -
- I can still vote, right? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:30, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
YO MERC, SYNDROME
The alliance is dead. Fag and Colin have gone rogue. -
- What alliance? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:09, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
- gtfo -
Some Rules
The rule on tie breakers
If say, Round 1 required 7 contestants to be voted out, and we have a tie between more than 7, there would be a runoff round. This round would allow the people who were NOT the 8 or so contestants to vote for one (or more depending on the situation) of the dudes that they want to stay in the game. Or something like that. -
The rule on changing votes
If you feel compelled to change your vote, be sure to strike out the prior vote. -
HEY'$
If we're not competing can we place bets each round? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 05:46, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
No. But you can place bets on who you think will /win/ the game. But not for each individual round. Person with best bet will totally win something! -
- But what if we don't tell you? I've already got a five-hooker-hotel night riding on the first three rounds as long as <insert name here> makes the spread. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 09:17, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Other Comments
So, only like a 1/4 of the participants have voted. Shouldn't this be extended or something? Do they even realize it's started yet? += 00:23,25December,2009
Eh. -
- Let them eat cake. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 08:54, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
I'm back
And now I have a question. If someone is banned, how will they vote on who the winner is? += 18:44,28December,2009
- The final round will last long enough so that everyone will be given the opportunity to vote. -
Hello?
When is this gonna be over? I don't think the other people ever plan on voting. += 20:38,7January,2010
- It's over when I'm done masturbating. -
Famous Last Words
This kinda sucked :/ += 22:26,8January,2010
- You're just saying that 'cause you lost. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 01:33, Jan 9 2010