User talk:Faggle

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Hi!

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Just a coupla obligatory rules before you flame me...

			Sign and date all your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~). Or don't, but then I won't know who you are, assume you're my last customer with an urge to clean up sodom, and call the police. Put new text under old text.	Don't Be A Dick. There's a difference between being one and having one. Be funny, not stupid. Unless you are stupid in which case that's funny. Be stupid, not funny. Unless you are funny, in which case that's stupid. Actually, be a dick.

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• Archive 1: Welcome!·Adoption·Copious amounts of gay·First forays into PR
• Archive 2: FUCK YOU. IT'S HALLOWEEN.·Noob of the Month First Half January 2008 (unofficial)·"I would spank your bottom"·Leaving, cheeses, tabs and tabs·Awwwwwwww
• Archive 3: Bazillionth comeback·Yay for arbitrary awards!·My own little pet noob·Hereon I sort of go inactive for like ever I'm sorry I'm sorry·Lots of people miss me and I come back maybe like 3 times and go missing again I'm sorry

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HAHAHAHOHOHO

I JUST RAPED A FAG! FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 10:27, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

/sigh he's like this every time he rapes a fag... —talk 10:29, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

FAG!!!    Orian57    Talk   12:48 14 December 2009

Orian!!!! :D —talk 21:54, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

FAG!!!    Orian57    Talk   23:20 14 December 2009

:O:O ORIAN!!!!! —talk 23:21, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

wow, you're like, here. :)    Orian57    Talk   23:34 14 December 2009

yeah, it's cool being back, multiliteralist basically inspired me with like a bazillion reasons to collab with him so I thought I might as well make a comeback while I'm at it ("come", "back", and "at it" puns goez here) —talk 23:37, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

you see i spell cum like "cum" because "come" is different, but yeah! punz! and other evil americanizms.    Orian57    Talk   23:39 14 December 2009

"...might as well come on yr back while I'm at it!" oh words how I want to drown in yr fructose-packed goodness —talk 23:43, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

it's all getting a bit too hot for TV in here.    Orian57    Talk   23:44 14 December 2009

Hey, if they'll allow full-on rimming on channel 4... —talk 23:46, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

was just talking about QAF with another friend. amazing stuff.    Orian57    Talk   00:15 15 December 2009

UNDERAGE full-on rimming. we're like nuns compared to them. we need to step our game up. —talk 00:20, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I'm still a virgin. beat that sinner.    Orian57    Talk   00:24 15 December 2009

O: you go out there and get some man right now, mister! —talk 00:25, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Ew. Men. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:26, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I'd love too. but you know, I live in a back water scottish town. say... are you availble? I'll pay!    Orian57    Talk   00:27 15 December 2009

you could just move. :P —talk 00:31, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I'd love to, but I can't afford it. And don't you need, like, passports to get into England nowadays?    Orian57    Talk   00:35 15 December 2009

you can afford to rent people but not to move? and I have no idea, I'm trying to work out how to get out myself. —talk 00:37, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

oh? where you headed? or wanting to go? personally I'd hate to leave the UK, it's the best country in the world.    Orian57    Talk   00:41 15 December 2009

anywhere but here. and I disagree, so so much :P. always planned to live pretty nomadically anyway —talk 00:42, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

cool. nomadicy seems fun.    Orian57    Talk   00:45 15 December 2009

Let me be the first to welcome you to Unlegal

Please, pretty please; oh please, oh please, oh please!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08:49, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

'Fraid you weren't the first, Multiliteralist was, seeing as he put me up to it and stuff ;P —talk 09:07, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

That's ok, I was too lazy to put a template on your page anyway.

P.S. I love how your user template is {{U|Fag}}.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09:11, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Haha, I hadn't noticed that before :) —talk 09:25, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL

In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff.  ^{03:39, December 17, 2009 (UTC)}

~ Zana Dark, Head of Department  

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Well, if I can't be the first, at least I can be the UnLaziest... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:39, 17 December 2009

Hooray for Unlazy! lets all get together and throw Zana a big party! I'll collect, um, hu...s, ah, cake an um, ....  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04:32, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Surprise

You have the honor of being the first user to receive this template. Congrats! -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 16:05, Dec. 29, 2009

Woo! It's a true honour. It was pretty awesome too, considering it was its first time. —talk 17:09, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

oh sure give it to the hasbeen. I'm queen bee around here, back off! /hairflick/ /leaves the room/    Orian57    Talk   20:21 29 December 2009

I love it because it's trash

Thank You For Finally Taking Out The Trash Unfortunately, the situation in the kitchen has not changed. I made it a point to not create a single dirty dish in this sink for the very purpose of demonstrating to you that the mess in the kitchen is not somehow our problem but is, in fact, your problem. Technically, that makes it my problem as well but said problem is one of inconvenience as opposed to the complete negligence inherent in your failure to clean up after yourself. It's also come to my attention that you and your friends have been urinating in the kitchen sink, despite the fact that it's full of dirty dishes. while your reluctance to touch the dishes is understandable it does not form a basis for me to empathize with you. While I shouldn't be bargaining with you again, I'll agree to clear a path to the bathroom sink so that everyone will have a place to urinate. All you need to do is simply dispose of the dirty dishes. We'll buy more at the flea market.

Too bad Oscar the Grouch didn't make the article. Maybe some other time. Thanks fer votun!--    12:41, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:

And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:47, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Hey man!

:) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 08:43 • Friday, 8-01-2010

Faggle

Waggle Daggle Shmaggle Baggle. sausage lol 16:09, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Down at Faggle Rock/grab a Faggle by his cock/swing it round and round/actually, he'd probably like that. --UU - natter 16:18, Jan 8

Well, who'd have thought a tirade of homophobic abuse could come from some one like you, UU, I thought you were cool. Also faggle we've already got some one called fag so I'm afraid your nick name is now Gle.    Orian57    Talk   16:28 8 January 2010

Waiiit. What's going here?    Orian57    Talk   16:31 8 January 2010

I see you as more of a Doozer than a Fraggle. Which makes me a Gorg, I suppose. C'est la vie. --UU - natter 16:44, Jan 8

What?    Orian57    Talk   17:15 8 January 2010

You never saw Fraggle Rock? Talk about your deprived childhoods... --UU - natter 17:45, Jan 8

Actually, fuck that - I just saw the A-Team trailer: now that's my entire childhood in one place. If they fuck up that movie, I will hunt down every person involved, and feed them to Olipro. Not an auspicious start though - a tank falling from a parachute shooting at a plane? --UU - natter 17:53, Jan 8

Yeah, they're gonna fuck it up. Shame too as it was one of my favorite childhood shows, along with The Dukes Of Hazard. Also, hi Faggle! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:21, 8 Jan

Liam Neeson loves it when a plan comes together. sausage lol 18:26, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Surely they can't fuck it up as badly as the Dukes of Hazzard was fucked up? --UU - natter 18:29, Jan 8

LOL I liked The Dukes Of Hazzard movie. It was like what the TV show would have been if it wasn't on TV. Plus Willie Nelson as Uncle Jessie? Inspired. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:52, 8 Jan

Yes but a blonde Daisey Duke?!? I'm sure that is what's bringing on the Apocalypse in 2012.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Jan 2010 ~ 00:59 (UTC)

(Psst, Orian, I'm exactly the same, I've just had a username change) :P —talk 17:42, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

(psst, UU's thing was about the TV show Fraggle Rock :D) —talk 17:45, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

But I liked Fag! :( it was proud and susccinct.    Orian57    Talk   18:04 8 January 2010

I'm not a proud and succinct person haha :P it was more like i was fed up of idiotic reactions to it, plus just that little extra syllable I just thought made it a cuter sound hahaha :P —talk 18:59, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

A Template IED

Boom! --    15:25, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Dude

Your userpage is the epitome of morbid. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 12:15, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

Heeheehee. Glad to see a reaction to it =) —talk 17:07, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

These thanks templates will get shorter soon, I promise

Funny: Uncyclopedia Kitten Huffing. Just ... Kitten Huffing. '... so please, do not huff too hard.' Everything Savethemooses has done, really. ... with SAVINGS!!! Wait, what?

(1473 entries were redacted for space reasons—ed.)

'He should write a song about what he had done!' Just how he describes the aftermath ... genius. Their page on TV Tropes, anyone? You're kidding, right? Your Mileage May Vary, I guess. I thought for sure that was a Wall Banger.

TV Tropes is a feature! So I guess, even though I disowned it, I should thank you for your vote on VFH. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[21:16 29 Jul 2010]

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