User talk:Faggle
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Hi!
Just a coupla obligatory rules before you flame me...
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- Archive 1: Welcome!·Adoption·Copious amounts of gay·First forays into PR
- Archive 2: FUCK YOU. IT'S HALLOWEEN.·Noob of the Month First Half January 2008 (unofficial)·"I would spank your bottom"·Leaving, cheeses, tabs and tabs·Awwwwwwww
- Archive 3: Bazillionth comeback·Yay for arbitrary awards!·My own little pet noob·Hereon I sort of go inactive for like ever I'm sorry I'm sorry·Lots of people miss me and I come back maybe like 3 times and go missing again I'm sorry
HAHAHAHOHOHO[edit source]
I JUST RAPED A FAG! FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 10:27, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- /sigh he's like this every time he rapes a fag... —talk 10:29, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- FAG!!! Orian57 Talk 12:48 14 December 2009
- Orian!!!! :D —talk 21:54, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- FAG!!! Orian57 Talk 23:20 14 December 2009
- :O:O ORIAN!!!!! —talk 23:21, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- wow, you're like, here. :) Orian57 Talk 23:34 14 December 2009
- yeah, it's cool being back, multiliteralist basically inspired me with like a bazillion reasons to collab with him so I thought I might as well make a comeback while I'm at it ("come", "back", and "at it" puns goez here) —talk 23:37, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- you see i spell cum like "cum" because "come" is different, but yeah! punz! and other evil americanizms. Orian57 Talk 23:39 14 December 2009
- "...might as well come on yr back while I'm at it!" oh words how I want to drown in yr fructose-packed goodness —talk 23:43, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- it's all getting a bit too hot for TV in here. Orian57 Talk 23:44 14 December 2009
- Hey, if they'll allow full-on rimming on channel 4... —talk 23:46, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- was just talking about QAF with another friend. amazing stuff. Orian57 Talk 00:15 15 December 2009
- UNDERAGE full-on rimming. we're like nuns compared to them. we need to step our game up. —talk 00:20, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- I'm still a virgin. beat that sinner. Orian57 Talk 00:24 15 December 2009
- O: you go out there and get some man right now, mister! —talk 00:25, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- Ew. Men. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:26, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- I'd love too. but you know, I live in a back water scottish town. say... are you availble? I'll pay! Orian57 Talk 00:27 15 December 2009
- you could just move. :P —talk 00:31, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- I'd love to, but I can't afford it. And don't you need, like, passports to get into England nowadays? Orian57 Talk 00:35 15 December 2009
- you can afford to rent people but not to move? and I have no idea, I'm trying to work out how to get out myself. —talk 00:37, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- oh? where you headed? or wanting to go? personally I'd hate to leave the UK, it's the best country in the world. Orian57 Talk 00:41 15 December 2009
- anywhere but here. and I disagree, so so much :P. always planned to live pretty nomadically anyway —talk 00:42, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- cool. nomadicy seems fun. Orian57 Talk 00:45 15 December 2009
- oh? where you headed? or wanting to go? personally I'd hate to leave the UK, it's the best country in the world. Orian57 Talk 00:41 15 December 2009
- you can afford to rent people but not to move? and I have no idea, I'm trying to work out how to get out myself. —talk 00:37, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- I'd love to, but I can't afford it. And don't you need, like, passports to get into England nowadays? Orian57 Talk 00:35 15 December 2009
- you could just move. :P —talk 00:31, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- I'd love too. but you know, I live in a back water scottish town. say... are you availble? I'll pay! Orian57 Talk 00:27 15 December 2009
- Ew. Men. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:26, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- O: you go out there and get some man right now, mister! —talk 00:25, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- I'm still a virgin. beat that sinner. Orian57 Talk 00:24 15 December 2009
- UNDERAGE full-on rimming. we're like nuns compared to them. we need to step our game up. —talk 00:20, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- was just talking about QAF with another friend. amazing stuff. Orian57 Talk 00:15 15 December 2009
- Hey, if they'll allow full-on rimming on channel 4... —talk 23:46, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- it's all getting a bit too hot for TV in here. Orian57 Talk 23:44 14 December 2009
- "...might as well come on yr back while I'm at it!" oh words how I want to drown in yr fructose-packed goodness —talk 23:43, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- you see i spell cum like "cum" because "come" is different, but yeah! punz! and other evil americanizms. Orian57 Talk 23:39 14 December 2009
- yeah, it's cool being back, multiliteralist basically inspired me with like a bazillion reasons to collab with him so I thought I might as well make a comeback while I'm at it ("come", "back", and "at it" puns goez here) —talk 23:37, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- wow, you're like, here. :) Orian57 Talk 23:34 14 December 2009
- :O:O ORIAN!!!!! —talk 23:21, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- FAG!!! Orian57 Talk 23:20 14 December 2009
- Orian!!!! :D —talk 21:54, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- FAG!!! Orian57 Talk 12:48 14 December 2009
Let me be the first to welcome you to Unlegal[edit source]
Please, pretty please; oh please, oh please, oh please! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 08:49, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
- 'Fraid you weren't the first, Multiliteralist was, seeing as he put me up to it and stuff ;P —talk 09:07, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
- That's ok, I was too lazy to put a template on your page anyway.
- P.S. I love how your user template is {{U|Fag}}. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 09:11, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
- Haha, I hadn't noticed that before :) —talk 09:25, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL
In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff. 03:39, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
- Well, if I can't be the first, at least I can be the UnLaziest... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:39, 17 December 2009
- Hooray for Unlazy! lets all get together and throw Zana a big party! I'll collect, um, hu...s, ah, cake an um, .... ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 04:32, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
- Well, if I can't be the first, at least I can be the UnLaziest... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:39, 17 December 2009
Surprise[edit source]
You have the honor of being the first user to receive this template. Congrats! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 16:05, Dec. 29, 2009
- Woo! It's a true honour. It was pretty awesome too, considering it was its first time. —talk 17:09, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
I love it because it's trash[edit source]
Too bad Oscar the Grouch didn't make the article. Maybe some other time. Thanks fer votun!--
12:41, January 6, 2010 (UTC)Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.[edit source]
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And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:47, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Hey man![edit source]
- :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 08:43 • Friday, 8-01-2010
Faggle[edit source]
Waggle Daggle Shmaggle Baggle. sausage lol 16:09, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Down at Faggle Rock/grab a Faggle by his cock/swing it round and round/actually, he'd probably like that. --UU - natter 16:18, Jan 8
- Well, who'd have thought a tirade of homophobic abuse could come from some one like you, UU, I thought you were cool. Also faggle we've already got some one called fag so I'm afraid your nick name is now Gle. Orian57 Talk 16:28 8 January 2010
- Waiiit. What's going here? Orian57 Talk 16:31 8 January 2010
- I see you as more of a Doozer than a F
raggle. Which makes me a Gorg, I suppose. C'est la vie. --UU - natter 16:44, Jan 8- What? Orian57 Talk 17:15 8 January 2010
- You never saw Fraggle Rock? Talk about your deprived childhoods... --UU - natter 17:45, Jan 8
- Actually, fuck that - I just saw the A-Team trailer: now that's my entire childhood in one place. If they fuck up that movie, I will hunt down every person involved, and feed them to Olipro. Not an auspicious start though - a tank falling from a parachute shooting at a plane? --UU - natter 17:53, Jan 8
- Yeah, they're gonna fuck it up. Shame too as it was one of my favorite childhood shows, along with The Dukes Of Hazard. Also, hi Faggle! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:21, 8 Jan
- Liam Neeson loves it when a plan comes together. sausage lol 18:26, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Surely they can't fuck it up as badly as the Dukes of Hazzard was fucked up? --UU - natter 18:29, Jan 8
- LOL I liked The Dukes Of Hazzard movie. It was like what the TV show would have been if it wasn't on TV. Plus Willie Nelson as Uncle Jessie? Inspired. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:52, 8 Jan
- Yes but a blonde Daisey Duke?!? I'm sure that is what's bringing on the Apocalypse in 2012. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 16 Jan 2010 ~ 00:59 (UTC)
- LOL I liked The Dukes Of Hazzard movie. It was like what the TV show would have been if it wasn't on TV. Plus Willie Nelson as Uncle Jessie? Inspired. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:52, 8 Jan
- Surely they can't fuck it up as badly as the Dukes of Hazzard was fucked up? --UU - natter 18:29, Jan 8
- Liam Neeson loves it when a plan comes together. sausage lol 18:26, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah, they're gonna fuck it up. Shame too as it was one of my favorite childhood shows, along with The Dukes Of Hazard. Also, hi Faggle! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:21, 8 Jan
- Actually, fuck that - I just saw the A-Team trailer: now that's my entire childhood in one place. If they fuck up that movie, I will hunt down every person involved, and feed them to Olipro. Not an auspicious start though - a tank falling from a parachute shooting at a plane? --UU - natter 17:53, Jan 8
- You never saw Fraggle Rock? Talk about your deprived childhoods... --UU - natter 17:45, Jan 8
- What? Orian57 Talk 17:15 8 January 2010
- I see you as more of a Doozer than a F
(Psst, Orian, I'm exactly the same, I've just had a username change) :P —talk 17:42, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
- (psst, UU's thing was about the TV show Fraggle Rock :D) —talk 17:45, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
- But I liked Fag! :( it was proud and susccinct. Orian57 Talk 18:04 8 January 2010
- I'm not a proud and succinct person haha :P it was more like i was fed up of idiotic reactions to it, plus just that little extra syllable I just thought made it a cuter sound hahaha :P —talk 18:59, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
- But I liked Fag! :( it was proud and susccinct. Orian57 Talk 18:04 8 January 2010
A Template IED[edit source]
Boom! -- 15:25, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
Dude[edit source]
Your userpage is the epitome of morbid. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 12:15, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
- Heeheehee. Glad to see a reaction to it =) —talk 17:07, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
These thanks templates will get shorter soon, I promise[edit source]
Funny: Uncyclopedia
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TV Tropes is a feature! So I guess, even though I disowned it, I should thank you for your vote on VFH. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[21:16 29 Jul 2010]
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