User talk:Faggle/archive3
Hi!
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- Archive 1: Welcome!·Adoption·Copious amounts of gay·First forays into PR
- Archive 2: FUCK YOU. IT'S HALLOWEEN.·Noob of the Month First Half January 2008 (unofficial)·"I would spank your bottom"·Leaving, cheeses, tabs and tabs·Awwwwwwww
- Archive 3: Bazillionth comeback·Yay for arbitrary awards!·My own little pet noob·Hereon I sort of go inactive for like ever I'm sorry I'm sorry·Lots of people miss me and I come back maybe like 3 times and go missing again I'm sorry
Welcome back![edit source]
I see you editing there, faggy boy! Hope you're sticking around dude, good to see you again :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 07:30, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
- Hey Codeine! ^^ Yeah, I think there'll be enough inspiration to keep me going forever :P --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)
- THERE you are. Wondering when you'd come back :D • <13:31, 24 Jun 2008>
An award, you say?[edit source]
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Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang. |
OK, it's not an award, but it's tasty! (Thx for the pic). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:28, Jun 10
- Hehe. No problem, I'd made it aaages ago, didn't know it would "get popular". Yay, processed nuts! --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)
Did you say award?[edit source]
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16:52, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Sure![edit source]
I would love to be your noob. I'm not exactly sure what that entails, but whatever. I'll do it. G'orzak the bold 18:08, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Irish[edit source]
For your vote in favour of today's FA, please allow me to serve you a modest Irish breakfast:
20:03, 18 June 2008 (UTC) Review[edit source]
Your tag has now been on this for 10 days. That must be one awesome review you're preparing, as I can't believe you'd have forgotten about it, would you? --UU - natter 
10:37, Jun 23
- This message here isn't anything to do with you feeling unappreciated is it dude? I'd like to make it perfectly clear that I, personally, appreciate you immensely. I gave you cake! Cake! I don't just do that to everyone. And you are one of the few users who cares enough about things being written properly to do something about it - see this bit below with Orian, for example. Seriously, you don't have to win an ...otM award every month to be appreciated around here. It's nice to have you about Fag, don't go getting discouraged now dude! --UU - natter
13:49, Jun 24
- Thanks, I really appreciate that; I guess I'm a bit too much of a perfectionist really... speaking of which, off I go to proofread! ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 13:54, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Poofread me please?[edit source]
Hey, I haven't forgotten your article I'm reviewing it presently. Also could you proofread this for me? Yettie said there was some tense confusion and I'm no good with tenses. Was hoping to get that cleared up before I mainspace it and get another review. Thanks. Also: hello, nice to meet you ect... Have Fun!MuCal. 
Orian57 16:27 23 June 2008
- No problem :) and hi! I'll be glad to tense your article, any other things of yours you'd like me to tense? ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 13:30, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- What can I say to that? Best just ignore it you don't want to look like a total twat do you? *cough* Thank you for going over my article! Now I can main space it and get another review. Did you like it incidentally? And I really am getting your article reviewed it's just I keep getting distracted and selfish real-life people keep asking me to do stuff for them. I am half way through though and'll probably have it done for you tonight. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 15:44 24 June 2008
- Haha, don't worry, I'm having the same problem with the Nick Drake article. Yeah, I really liked your article, it was perfectly conveyed and a fun and funny read :) see, i feel funny about saying that 'cos in Pee Reviews I ramble on and on and on and on, in fact, just like I'm doing now, isn't it funny, rambling, yeah, it's great, I like great, 'cos it's great and whatnot. Is this a paragraph yet? Hehe ^^ ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 16:50, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Oh I do love a good ramble! You just start speaking (or typing if you're on the internet) out loud whatever is going on in your head for whole minutes on end. Usually it's only your cat that is on the recieving end of your mental sollique but sometimes, if you're on a bus or train, people can start giving you really odd looks when you wonder, out loud, "just exactly how many toasters are there in the world?" and even worse when you bubble on about who would count them all. Or you get the nervous ramble, like meeting someone new or on a first date or something you end up trying your very hardest to make your job at the Paper Factory sound both relevant and interesting when, in reality, the word "Janitor" would cover it. Oh and I'm sorry I may not get the review done tonight after all. My family invited a student preacher round for dinner without telling me and so, as payback, I intend to have him reading The God Delusion and Watching Queer as Folk (the best piece of TV (next to Dr Who) ever!) by the end of the visit. I'm really sorry, I do like the article though, good concept certianly. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 17:27 24 June 2008
- You talked and all I could hear was BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH QUEER AS FOLK :D:D:D ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 17:35, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- I take you like it too then? Best TV ever! Even now when it's almost ten years old, I watched it all in one night and am now watching repeatedly untill I have the whole script memorised like what children do with pixar movies. Anyway, I have to go convert and turn a preacher now. Wish me luck!
Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 17:44 24 June 2008- I know, I got like looads of money for my birthday (yesterday) and I plan to spend some on some Queer as Folk if it's the last thing I do :D oh, and good luck! Ah, christians. My boyfriend's one lol ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 17:53, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Oh cool, Happy Birthday! And this preacher just aint worth it: wife, kids, 35 and too nice -- blah! Shit. I better not say that. He made me give him my uncyc username! And, christians, I've got nothing against them per se. It's just their religion and (nearly) everything it stands for gives me sleepless nights. Anyway, I'm getting back to your article now, I think. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 19:57 24 June 2008
- I know, I got like looads of money for my birthday (yesterday) and I plan to spend some on some Queer as Folk if it's the last thing I do :D oh, and good luck! Ah, christians. My boyfriend's one lol ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 17:53, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- I take you like it too then? Best TV ever! Even now when it's almost ten years old, I watched it all in one night and am now watching repeatedly untill I have the whole script memorised like what children do with pixar movies. Anyway, I have to go convert and turn a preacher now. Wish me luck!
- You talked and all I could hear was BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH QUEER AS FOLK :D:D:D ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 17:35, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Oh I do love a good ramble! You just start speaking (or typing if you're on the internet) out loud whatever is going on in your head for whole minutes on end. Usually it's only your cat that is on the recieving end of your mental sollique but sometimes, if you're on a bus or train, people can start giving you really odd looks when you wonder, out loud, "just exactly how many toasters are there in the world?" and even worse when you bubble on about who would count them all. Or you get the nervous ramble, like meeting someone new or on a first date or something you end up trying your very hardest to make your job at the Paper Factory sound both relevant and interesting when, in reality, the word "Janitor" would cover it. Oh and I'm sorry I may not get the review done tonight after all. My family invited a student preacher round for dinner without telling me and so, as payback, I intend to have him reading The God Delusion and Watching Queer as Folk (the best piece of TV (next to Dr Who) ever!) by the end of the visit. I'm really sorry, I do like the article though, good concept certianly. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 17:27 24 June 2008
- Haha, don't worry, I'm having the same problem with the Nick Drake article. Yeah, I really liked your article, it was perfectly conveyed and a fun and funny read :) see, i feel funny about saying that 'cos in Pee Reviews I ramble on and on and on and on, in fact, just like I'm doing now, isn't it funny, rambling, yeah, it's great, I like great, 'cos it's great and whatnot. Is this a paragraph yet? Hehe ^^ ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 16:50, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- What can I say to that? Best just ignore it you don't want to look like a total twat do you? *cough* Thank you for going over my article! Now I can main space it and get another review. Did you like it incidentally? And I really am getting your article reviewed it's just I keep getting distracted and selfish real-life people keep asking me to do stuff for them. I am half way through though and'll probably have it done for you tonight. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 15:44 24 June 2008
QVFD thingy[edit source]
Thanks for the tip! I had no idea that QVFD even existed! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:03, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
- Sure! (By the way, I just noticed that "If it ain't broke..." thing on your sig - genius!) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:14, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
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The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.
So, Faggle, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
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Don't do it Fag! *click* I mean, yes! Sign up now to the glorious Cow Moo Cult where all your dreams come true and we gaurantee you everlasting happiness! /Me looks at you as if I'm trying to convince you I'm lying. For god's sake RUN!!! /Shots are fired Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 02:30 30 June 2008
- Sorry about that....he's just a bit nervy since his time in prison for attempted murder. Wanna join up? - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [06:27 30 June]
- Damn it how many times do I have to tell you? I did it, it should have been murder but there wasn't enough evidence! I'm not crazy, I'm not! Nooooooooooooo!!! Seriously Fag you better stop us otherwise your talk page may end up similar to this Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 06:36 30 June 2008
- Don't worry, it can't get too bad, I've got to go to school... See, you did do it! Exactly! So stop messing in the fine cow business. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [06:39 30 June]
- I'm not messing! I'm helping the CMC's immage, you naw, gettin' it street credz. /does that thing gangta's do with their hand. Is school not out yet down in England? HAHA I was out of school in May Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 06:47 30 June 2008
- You bastard! Lucky yous! Why should the CMC be needing of this "street credz"? WHY? VHY? We are part of the Moscow Pact, now, we have friends! Ha ha ha ha! None of this "gangsta" stuff from you! Get back to milking the cows! Maybe these YTTE-Orian talk page splurges will become piece of art in the future, and people will be saying "This is my Yetrian" (see what I did there with Yetrian?). - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [07:01 30 June]
- Whatchya talkin'abouw foo'? I aint milking no fuckin' cows fo' yoo, ho! I like milkin' the boys, homo No you jester, you can't say Yetrian, it's gotta be something like Orian(y)57. oh and I got out of school so early cos I wasn't allowed to stay. I actually like the place: lots of fit boys in the year below. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 07:25 30 June 2008
- What a place to step into a conversation :/ also I'm below you, creating further double entuendres... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
07:35, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
- What a place to step into a conversation :/ also I'm below you, creating further double entuendres... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- Whatchya talkin'abouw foo'? I aint milking no fuckin' cows fo' yoo, ho! I like milkin' the boys, homo No you jester, you can't say Yetrian, it's gotta be something like Orian(y)57. oh and I got out of school so early cos I wasn't allowed to stay. I actually like the place: lots of fit boys in the year below. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 07:25 30 June 2008
- You bastard! Lucky yous! Why should the CMC be needing of this "street credz"? WHY? VHY? We are part of the Moscow Pact, now, we have friends! Ha ha ha ha! None of this "gangsta" stuff from you! Get back to milking the cows! Maybe these YTTE-Orian talk page splurges will become piece of art in the future, and people will be saying "This is my Yetrian" (see what I did there with Yetrian?). - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [07:01 30 June]
- I'm not messing! I'm helping the CMC's immage, you naw, gettin' it street credz. /does that thing gangta's do with their hand. Is school not out yet down in England? HAHA I was out of school in May Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 06:47 30 June 2008
- Don't worry, it can't get too bad, I've got to go to school... See, you did do it! Exactly! So stop messing in the fine cow business. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [06:39 30 June]
- Damn it how many times do I have to tell you? I did it, it should have been murder but there wasn't enough evidence! I'm not crazy, I'm not! Nooooooooooooo!!! Seriously Fag you better stop us otherwise your talk page may end up similar to this Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 06:36 30 June 2008
hi[edit source]
You might like...[edit source]
Just like the Amazon e-mail service I've been watching your habbits and have come up with a clever sugestion to entice you to buy more stuff. Except I havent observed any of your habbits and I'm not selling anything. Anyway: You may like... Goldilocks and the Three Bears as a pleasurable read. I reviewed it and I liked it anyway. just thought I'd see what you thought... Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 15:55 7 July 2008
Thanks for Vote[edit source]
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Thanks for the vote David Bowie One magic movement from Kether to Malkuth |
Thanks;)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:13, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Username[edit source]
Cool username.. HOT Usename!!!!
sadface[edit source]
Have you disappeared again, prettyboy? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:07, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
- Yea! Stop being illogical you faggy bugger. MrN
10:26, Aug 15
- I see you again! Come back on IRC, it's far too straight these days. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
- :P yeah, I decided I might as well get myself going back on here again. It'll probably only be for the community really, I don't seem to have enough imagination to stretch further than illogical writings :P ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 15:30, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
- I see you again! Come back on IRC, it's far too straight these days. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
Thankies![edit source]
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Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting! So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer! |
So yeah, what was it you liked about it? It got such a fantastic reception at VFH I need to know how to do it again! And did you end up buying Queer as Folk? The UK one. I bought the US version and, like I suspected, it isn't even nearly as good. Stream it if you must but porn has more wit, less sex but it is wittier than QAF US. SK Sir Orian57Talk 
RotM 02:46 13 September 2008
- I never got round to buying it, don't know why. Damnit, I should have :P About the article, I guess it's simply just cos it made me giggle like a baby, maybe out of nostalgia or something. Could we do a collab? I forsee it now... the gayest uncyc article ever ... :P. I think I'll stick with QAF UK for now, I never like US versions of anything really, to be honest. —
talk 11:52, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
- It's dirt cheep on Amazon, just to let you know. Like twenty for both serieseseses. Yeah you're the second person that said it could have been the nostalgia aspect, interesting, thanks. And collabing sounds fun. I'm meant to be doing an article with RT About a boy comming out as straight to his dads so that ideas taken. What do you suggest we tackle? SK Sir Orian57Talk
RotM 12:58 13 September 2008
- Hmm I dunno. All my ideas of late have been illogical and I think I'm stuck in my mindset. You got anything? xD —talk 14:01, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
- Well I've got a couple of ideas. HowTo:Become Disliked at Short Notice is one I'd liek to try except I'm not sure of teh premise, like why you might want to become disliked. And Why?:Hug a Homophobe? is a title I've had for ages but never properly had an answer to. Look through my ideas page, and see if there's anything you like. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:26 14 September 2008
- Well I've got a couple of ideas. HowTo:Become Disliked at Short Notice is one I'd liek to try except I'm not sure of teh premise, like why you might want to become disliked. And Why?:Hug a Homophobe? is a title I've had for ages but never properly had an answer to. Look through my ideas page, and see if there's anything you like. SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Hmm I dunno. All my ideas of late have been illogical and I think I'm stuck in my mindset. You got anything? xD —
- It's dirt cheep on Amazon, just to let you know. Like twenty for both serieseseses. Yeah you're the second person that said it could have been the nostalgia aspect, interesting, thanks. And collabing sounds fun. I'm meant to be doing an article with RT About a boy comming out as straight to his dads so that ideas taken. What do you suggest we tackle? SK Sir Orian57Talk
'Lo Fag[edit source]
You still around? RabbiTechno 10:40, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
A Sandler thankings[edit source]
THANK YOU FOR SANDLER VOTE!
BlueYonder is very grateful that you decided to vote for his Adam Sandler-related UnNews.
He is so grateful, in fact, that he has forwarded the event of your voting to Adam Sandler as the idea for the premise of a new movie. Be assured that you will be played by Scott Halberstadt and that there will be plenty of jokes about the nature of your genitals.
Bask in the glory of my shittily-made thank-you template! BlueYonder 
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I love you.[edit source]
- Do you have any idea how this makes me feel, Sissy? Honestly... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:14 5 November 2008
- I love you too, buddy. I just love Fag more. sir
sysrq @ 15:17 Nov 5
- Right I'm depressed now. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:22 5 November 2008
- Don't fret, Orian, you still have me! /smiles a toothless smile -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:42, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
- I'm begging to wish I hadn't knocked your teeth out. But if you hadn't tried biting it wouldn't have been nescessary. Also hey Fag! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:06 6 November 2008
- =O this always happens, I look at my talk page after ages and I have people loving me =P hi guys! Is there anyone out there willing to join in making an article with me so I can get over my massive streak of writer's block? —talk 15:11, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
- I could, I guess... But I've never finished a collab with anyone before. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:29 18 November 2008
- I have, but only one on Uncyc, loads on ?pedia =P. I'd be happy to do one with you Orian, what would you wanna do it on? —talk 15:42, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
- How about something zany like, A misanthrope trapped on a plane starts thinking he's seeing a reindeer when in actual fact it's a moose? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:48 18 November 2008
- Or I just had this fantastic idea that'll make us famouse: writing as the Yellow Power Ranger except he's a guy! Yeah that'll work! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:50 18 November 2008
- Or maybe some guy who can't stay awake or someone who has ultra liberal parents bullying tehir straight son into getting a boyfriend... In case you hadn't picked up on the fact: you need to come up with the idea cos I'm all out. Though I do want to do a collab. Maybe tomorrow when I'm not so tierd. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:39 18 November 2008
- Or maybe some guy who can't stay awake or someone who has ultra liberal parents bullying tehir straight son into getting a boyfriend... In case you hadn't picked up on the fact: you need to come up with the idea cos I'm all out. Though I do want to do a collab. Maybe tomorrow when I'm not so tierd. SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Or I just had this fantastic idea that'll make us famouse: writing as the Yellow Power Ranger except he's a guy! Yeah that'll work! SK Sir Orian57Talk
- How about something zany like, A misanthrope trapped on a plane starts thinking he's seeing a reindeer when in actual fact it's a moose? SK Sir Orian57Talk
- I have, but only one on Uncyc, loads on ?pedia =P. I'd be happy to do one with you Orian, what would you wanna do it on? —
- I could, I guess... But I've never finished a collab with anyone before. SK Sir Orian57Talk
- =O this always happens, I look at my talk page after ages and I have people loving me =P hi guys! Is there anyone out there willing to join in making an article with me so I can get over my massive streak of writer's block? —
- I'm begging to wish I hadn't knocked your teeth out. But if you hadn't tried biting it wouldn't have been nescessary. Also hey Fag! SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Don't fret, Orian, you still have me! /smiles a toothless smile -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:42, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
- Right I'm depressed now. SK Sir Orian57Talk
- I love you too, buddy. I just love Fag more. sir
Two things[edit source]
- Good to see you.
- You need to see this. It explains a lot.
Stick around man, always good to have you about the place. --UU - natter 22:45, Nov 18
- Why did you make me watch that? Is it one of those of those masculine things, with the cars and guns and that guy from the boxing thing. I'll have you know I'm a straight acting top! Now where did I put my favourit pair of shoes? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 04:36 19 November 2008
- Because he voted on something that I'm not going to link to because I'm not a dirty whore, and said he'd never seen it. He's missing an unintentional comedy classic, so I thought I'd treat him. You should watch it too anyway, particularly the scene in the prison showers (yes, really), if you can find it - you'll laugh. Trust me. --UU - natter 09:21, Nov 19
- What's with this "O57" shit? Who do you think you are, shortening my name like that? And why are you so clean U.U.? You're like that girl that refuses to date untill she's married. Also I'll look into it. I'm intrigued. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:11 19 November 2008
- Name shortening's what all the cool kids are doing. Ask Led, or Modus, or Yettie. Get with it, O57! --UU - natter 10:34, Nov 19
- No. You may drop the 57 but I demand at least "Orian". Besides I was cool for a little while in primary school and that messed me up for life, the attention went to my head and before you knew it, I was addicted to heroin. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:57 19 November 2008
- Thanks UU, I'll give it a check out when I get home (my sixth form computers block everything!). I've never been big on action-y stuff though so I'm not sure if I'll find it funny, I think that requires something of an appreciation of the genre :P. And aww Orian :P. Y'know, I know a bizarre story about coolness in primary school. Some boy I used to know got popular in primary school (at a very young age) through having sex with the popular boys in the school. It boggles the mind... especially considering he's straight now. xS —talk 12:00, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
- Didn't ozzy osbourne do that too? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:26 19 November 2008
- Is there anything that man didn't do? —talk 13:12, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
- I unno I just heard that about him your story reminded me of that. Also how can you not like action movies? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:32 19 November 2008
- Ummm it could be because I have an incredibly short attention span that can only be assuaged by comedies and chick flicks :P 'Sides, I can't remember an action hero or character that's captivated my attention (i.e. been good-looking enough) yet xD —talk 13:35, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
- It really annoys me when people watch movies for the cute celebrity. You watch it for the story of it or the cool action bits. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:28 19 November 2008
- Don't worry, as the article makes it perfectly clear, there are no cute celebrities in Tango & Cash. --UU - natter 14:34, Nov 19
- Nice integection there U2. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:47 19 November 2008
- Hey, not everyone cute in movies is a celebrity :P Besides, as I don't get my thrills from action-y stuff, if I'm forced to watch something I'd have to get my thrills somehow :P —talk 09:22, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
- Porn doesn't count. Also I just bought Gears of War 2, it smells nice. You know when you buy a new game... yeah I'm a freak, so what? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:28 20 November 2008
- Well, that's why porn's better than action films then :P. Yeah, I know what you mean, I just haven't played any video games in ages. Also, you forgot to sign your post :P horror! —talk 10:22, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
- Well, that's why porn's better than action films then :P. Yeah, I know what you mean, I just haven't played any video games in ages. Also, you forgot to sign your post :P horror! —
- Porn doesn't count. Also I just bought Gears of War 2, it smells nice. You know when you buy a new game... yeah I'm a freak, so what? SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Hey, not everyone cute in movies is a celebrity :P Besides, as I don't get my thrills from action-y stuff, if I'm forced to watch something I'd have to get my thrills somehow :P —
- Nice integection there U2. SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Don't worry, as the article makes it perfectly clear, there are no cute celebrities in Tango & Cash. --UU - natter
- It really annoys me when people watch movies for the cute celebrity. You watch it for the story of it or the cool action bits. SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Ummm it could be because I have an incredibly short attention span that can only be assuaged by comedies and chick flicks :P 'Sides, I can't remember an action hero or character that's captivated my attention (i.e. been good-looking enough) yet xD —
- I unno I just heard that about him your story reminded me of that. Also how can you not like action movies? SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Is there anything that man didn't do? —
- Didn't ozzy osbourne do that too? SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Thanks UU, I'll give it a check out when I get home (my sixth form computers block everything!). I've never been big on action-y stuff though so I'm not sure if I'll find it funny, I think that requires something of an appreciation of the genre :P. And aww Orian :P. Y'know, I know a bizarre story about coolness in primary school. Some boy I used to know got popular in primary school (at a very young age) through having sex with the popular boys in the school. It boggles the mind... especially considering he's straight now. xS —
- No. You may drop the 57 but I demand at least "Orian". Besides I was cool for a little while in primary school and that messed me up for life, the attention went to my head and before you knew it, I was addicted to heroin. SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Name shortening's what all the cool kids are doing. Ask Led, or Modus, or Yettie. Get with it, O57! --UU - natter
- What's with this "O57" shit? Who do you think you are, shortening my name like that? And why are you so clean U.U.? You're like that girl that refuses to date untill she's married. Also I'll look into it. I'm intrigued. SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Because he voted on something that I'm not going to link to because I'm not a dirty whore, and said he'd never seen it. He's missing an unintentional comedy classic, so I thought I'd treat him. You should watch it too anyway, particularly the scene in the prison showers (yes, really), if you can find it - you'll laugh. Trust me. --UU - natter
Skype[edit source]
Download it. Get on it. I wanna talk to you about the article and such. sir
sysrq @ 19:25 Nov 27
- Eww, internet calls. Wouldn't it be easier to get on IRC or MSN? —talk 19:41, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
W♥v[edit source]
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Thank you... I've always found it to be polite to thank people for the things they have done for you, especially when it is a vote for a fine literary work. People don't say "thank you" that much anymore. Instead, they say "thanks" or "tyvm". That frustrates me, because I don't know what "tyvm" is even supposed to mean. Thanks for voting. |
Treachery in the Aristocrats Ball...[edit source]
We have discovered your foul plight upon the moral standards of the most-sophisticated shindig that is the Aristocrats Turkey-Day Ball. Also: KingKitty told me about it on IRC, and he told me not to tell you he ratted you out. But because I like you much better than I like him, I'm telling you. No hard feelings. Colin 
ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:40, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
- Yes, fear not. Colin likes you better than KingKitty. sir
sysrq @ 03:51 Dec 3
- Wait, my whut? —talk 11:14, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Merry Christmas[edit source]
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Bonner would like to wish you
a Merry Christgame |
Happy Hanukkah[edit source]
if you're not Jewish, party anyway
Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING
Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.[edit source]
Tis' The Season[edit source]
Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, drink and treat your masters with disrespect!
Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS
BITCH, PLEASE![edit source]
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I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust. |
During this season...[edit source]
- Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:38, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit source]
--—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:16, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
Thank you for voting.[edit source]
Thank you for voting.
Thank you all for voting me your Writer of the Month for December 2008, despite my rather long winded speech half-telling you not to while still being whore enough to accept the award anyways. Enjoy this pretty template styled after my pretty new userpage as your payment, as per our previous agreement. Much love, —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 1 January 2009 (UTC) |
Bore da[edit source]
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Alright, boyo? You voted for an article about me. This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon. |
IronLung 03:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
With Great Appreciation[edit source]
As a Commander of the Order I shall uphold the sacred duty to be funny, not just stupid and to make Codeine's Mum proud.
As your NOTM for December 08' I am deeply humbled
I APPRECIATE YOUR VOTE AND SHALL UPHOLD MY RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL GENIUS FOR CHOOSING MY CARNIVAL FREAK SHOW
-- 13:44, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
Fag!!![edit source]
Also you should totally consider comming back here to vote on my latest article and then we can do that collab we never got round to. ~Orian57~ 
~Talk~ 
03:37 27 April 2009
- Yeah, illogicopedia is gay. --Mn-z 17:48, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
