User talk:Faggle/archive1
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Faggle/archive1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! ~ 19:53, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
Adoption[edit source]
I adopted you! See my userpage.
--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 19:52, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
- Didn't realise you were still allowed to adopt, after that 'little incident' in Bangkok last summer. Must have really hurt when the police castrated you...RabbiTechno 19:54, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
- That is MY business, sir. How did you find out about it anyway? >_> <_<. --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 21:44, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
- He does look a bit too happy about that whole <airquote>adoption</airquote> thing...~ 20:57, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, so i like adoption and now I'm tagged a freak. I see how it is. :P --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 21:44, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
21:39, Nov 26
- Of course not! --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 21:44, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Queer Jew[edit source]
Who you calling a Jew...? RabbiTechno 18:23, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Review of I Don't Want to be a Troll[edit source]
Seems like a good start :). Could use some formatting tweaks (or is that the idea to look weird like that?).
Also, meet me at my house at 00:00 tomorrow if you're still interested in that "offer" >_>
--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 21:47, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Also, finally got around to the official Pee Review :). Sorry, I was busy at the time >_> --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 08:33, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
Hey...*hic*...FAG!...*giggles sheepishly*[edit source]
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!
...thanks man...*burp*... --THE 01:17, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
Techno[edit source]
Yup - I do indeed like techno, have done since I first heard Kraftwerk in about 1980 - when techno wasn't even called techno yet - we called it weird German music in those days. Well-spotted on Ventolin too - a relatively obscure Aphex tune - but it's more a reference to my heavy usage of the anti-asthma drug... :) RabbiTechno 18:14, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
yoinxx[edit source]
If you want to join, write your name to the namesbox. – Preceding unsigned comment added by gert5 (talk • contribs)
yoinxx[edit source]
You just use the {{Check}} template to give Yoinxx AWAAAYYY!!! If others give you a Check, you will GAin moNEY! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:10, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
Kind of. But we have new features too. Check out the newsletter on our main page. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:12, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
Hea,[edit source]
Well I can't be bothered with all that IP / ID messing stuff, some1 is attacking me in RC chat. I might have a mess with "Gay", see what you think... MrN 19:34, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
See what you think of Gay now. It's a bit less Gay I think.MrN 19:43, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
Well I have done a bit more![edit source]
Hope you like it you [Gay]! Please let me know what ya think... It needs more links adding, hopefully you can see what I'm trying to do... Have fun. MrN 00:33, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
Hea =[edit source]
Do you have the Gay talk page as a "watched" page? There are some notes for you there... Wondered why you removed the quote from the IP underneath the box at the top of the page? Did you check the history? I added that. The IP attempted to vandal the page with the text, so I put his text in a quote, and included his contributions. Is this not a good thing to do? I though it was cool... I was trying to show that people how vandal the "gay" page often have a rather noticeable interest in cocks! Kinda like a warning to other vandals... Am I doing something wrong here? MrN 23:24, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
THANKS![edit source]
You voted... |
Thanks! --Andorin Kato 02:03, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Are you still alive?[edit source]
We have work to do on Gay You know... See what ya think of my latest, Some of the IP mods (with the lists added) were me, forgot to log on... I have created a talk page there. Hope your having fun (your probably out being a fag somewhere I expect). I need ya to help bail out my "straight" mods a little I think... MrN (00:52, Dec 5 2007)
Gaybo[edit source]
Hey Fag, I see you're doing some work on Godzilla. I hope my review helped! Would you mind if I whored something to you? (I can also answer any questions you have about your article here, too) • <-> (Dec 5 @ 13:54)
- Ah, yes I see what you're talking about. The intro was funny because it was insane, however you can't just have insanity "all the way through" and be funny. Here's the whole sentence: Even though I knew what was going on and laughed most of the way through, there's a serious problem with flow. Don't worry about pee reviews, they aren't death knells or anything...
Uh, anyways, for a whore take a look at Normal, one of my own favorite articles. Thanks, man! • <-> (Dec 5 @ 15:20)
Fag, I saw your comment on Spaz. I want you to know that I am not written in stone. I can change my mind. Ask me which parts confused you and I can change my score. • <-> (Dec 6 / 20:18)
Thanks for the vote[edit source]
MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page. | |
*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really. |
RE you sig[edit source]
Hea, I just noticed something in Uncyclopedia:VFH/rules...
* Nonsigned votes and votes without timestamps will be struck out, so make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or press the "your signature with timestamp" button
Looking at your sig, I wondered if that might become a problem one day... I guess yew like it like it as is, but just thought I would mention it... MrN 17:25, Dec 10
- ohh, thanks Mr 9000 hadn't seen that :P not sure they're too diligent on that but i guess yew can never be too careful.... thanks for the heads-up ^^ --~Fag x FS 17:30, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Belatedly, You Have Made a Huge Mistake[edit source]
You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love
Unfortunately, you never saw Wire tapping, Canadian Jesus, or UnNews:News Corp. buys Uncyclomedia Foundation. You have dealt humor a big blow. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:15, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
- Unfortunatley, I doubt Mr Garfield is telling the truth. Don't listen to the words that come out of his mouth-- 20:18, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
- >:( GARFIELD! NOT COOL! • <-> (Dec 10 / 20:19)
Hea I noticed your taking an interest in Pee Review![edit source]
Why not drop by User:Boomer/People_for_the_Evaluation_of_Excrement_and_Influencing_Nominations_for_Greatness and add your name to the membership requests list? There is a talk page there also which has current discussion about Pee related issues. It's all a bit pants I know, but if you want to get involved in Pee Review, it's a good idea to join, that way you can have you say about what's going on... MrN 14:09, Dec 11
- Hey, thanks again MrN9000, yew just don't stop helping do yew ^^ ~Fag x FS
- Oh, btw, I adopted you on pee reviewing. Check it out! • <-> (Dec 11 / 16:01)
Microsoft Works[edit source]
Retrospectively, you're right. It was funny....:) ~ 15:33, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
- But retrospectively of course yew were right in deleting it =P Isn't the joke lucky I saved it ~Fag x FS
Have a not-shitty Christmas![edit source]
Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!! | |
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this... |
Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:19, Dec 17
AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right) | |
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! |
-- 01:37, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
A WARNING[edit source]
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau. |
Bloody Pagans[edit source]
Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
cheers matey[edit source]
I really ought to have learned by now not to go near a computer when I'm this hung over...Oh well, all rolled back and made good. Shh, mayne nobody else noticed! RabbiTechno 10:15, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno |
Since 'twas you that drew my attention to my own stupidity, you get the first of the All New Improved Templates. :-) RabbiTechno 10:18, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Christmas[edit source]
It's that time of year again!
And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!
Have a good one, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:47, 17 December 2007 (UTC)