User talk:Faggle/archive1

You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Faggle/archive1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! ~ 19:53, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Adoption

I adopted you! See my userpage.

--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 19:52, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Didn't realise you were still allowed to adopt, after that 'little incident' in Bangkok last summer. Must have really hurt when the police castrated you...RabbiTechno 19:54, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

That is MY business, sir. How did you find out about it anyway? >_> <_<. --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 21:44, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

He does look a bit too happy about that whole <airquote>adoption</airquote> thing...~ 20:57, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh, so i like adoption and now I'm tagged a freak. I see how it is. :P --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 21:44, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Does it still count as incest if he was adopted, but not related? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs)

21:39, Nov 26

Of course not! --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 21:44, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Queer Jew

Who you calling a Jew...? RabbiTechno 18:23, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Review of I Don't Want to be a Troll

Seems like a good start :). Could use some formatting tweaks (or is that the idea to look weird like that?).

Also, meet me at my house at 00:00 tomorrow if you're still interested in that "offer" >_>

--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 21:47, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Also, finally got around to the official Pee Review :). Sorry, I was busy at the time >_> --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 08:33, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey...*hic*...FAG!...*giggles sheepishly*

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to

THE DRUNK OLYMPICS!!!
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!

...thanks man...*burp*... --THE 01:17, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Techno

Yup - I do indeed like techno, have done since I first heard Kraftwerk in about 1980 - when techno wasn't even called techno yet - we called it weird German music in those days. Well-spotted on Ventolin too - a relatively obscure Aphex tune - but it's more a reference to my heavy usage of the anti-asthma drug... :) RabbiTechno 18:14, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

yoinxx

If you want to join, write your name to the namesbox. – Preceding unsigned comment added by gert5 (talk • contribs)

yoinxx

You just use the {{Check}} template to give Yoinxx AWAAAYYY!!! If others give you a Check, you will GAin moNEY! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:10, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Kind of. But we have new features too. Check out the newsletter on our main page. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:12, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Hea,

Well I can't be bothered with all that IP / ID messing stuff, some1 is attacking me in RC chat. I might have a mess with "Gay", see what you think... MrN 19:34, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

See what you think of Gay now. It's a bit less Gay I think.MrN 19:43, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Well I have done a bit more!

Hope you like it you [Gay]! Please let me know what ya think... It needs more links adding, hopefully you can see what I'm trying to do... Have fun. MrN 00:33, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Hea =

Do you have the Gay talk page as a "watched" page? There are some notes for you there... Wondered why you removed the quote from the IP underneath the box at the top of the page? Did you check the history? I added that. The IP attempted to vandal the page with the text, so I put his text in a quote, and included his contributions. Is this not a good thing to do? I though it was cool... I was trying to show that people how vandal the "gay" page often have a rather noticeable interest in cocks! Kinda like a warning to other vandals... Am I doing something wrong here? MrN 23:24, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 02:03, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Are you still alive?

We have work to do on Gay You know... See what ya think of my latest, Some of the IP mods (with the lists added) were me, forgot to log on... I have created a talk page there. Hope your having fun (your probably out being a fag somewhere I expect). I need ya to help bail out my "straight" mods a little I think... MrN (00:52, Dec 5 2007)

Gaybo

Hey Fag, I see you're doing some work on Godzilla. I hope my review helped! Would you mind if I whored something to you? (I can also answer any questions you have about your article here, too)   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 5 @ 13:54)

Ah, yes I see what you're talking about. The intro was funny because it was insane, however you can't just have insanity "all the way through" and be funny. Here's the whole sentence: Even though I knew what was going on and laughed most of the way through, there's a serious problem with flow. Don't worry about pee reviews, they aren't death knells or anything...

Uh, anyways, for a whore take a look at Normal, one of my own favorite articles. Thanks, man!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 5 @ 15:20)

Dam Cajek, you dirty whore. Not like me... MrN 15:38, Dec 5

I'm a trained whore! Hey, why aren't you reviewing something???   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 5 @ 15:40)

Bin workin on my new tits! Check em out! MrN 15:43, Dec 5

You have beautiful tits, sir! (btw, responded to you on my talk page)   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 5 @ 19:33)

Glad you like em. Maybe I need another sig for when I'm whoring to gay people... Not sure this will work on fag. MrN 19:51, Dec 5

Show 'im yer pecs n' whatnot!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 5 @ 20:01)

Fag, I saw your comment on Spaz. I want you to know that I am not written in stone. I can change my mind. Ask me which parts confused you and I can change my score.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 6 / 20:18)

Thanks for the vote

	MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
	*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

MrN 17:39, Dec 6

RE you sig

Hea, I just noticed something in Uncyclopedia:VFH/rules...

* Nonsigned votes and votes without timestamps will be struck out, so make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or press the "your signature with timestamp" button

Looking at your sig, I wondered if that might become a problem one day... I guess yew like it like it as is, but just thought I would mention it... MrN 17:25, Dec 10

ohh, thanks Mr 9000 hadn't seen that :P not sure they're too diligent on that but i guess yew can never be too careful.... thanks for the heads-up ^^ --~Fag x FS 17:30, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Well thanks for telling me twice! Did you see the latest changes to Gay there is a subpage, check the box a the top... What do yew thinks? MrN 17:58, Dec 10

Belatedly, You Have Made a Huge Mistake

Warning:

You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

Unfortunately, you never saw Wire tapping, Canadian Jesus, or UnNews:News Corp. buys Uncyclomedia Foundation. You have dealt humor a big blow. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:15, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Unfortunatley, I doubt Mr Garfield is telling the truth. Don't listen to the words that come out of his mouth--Æ 20:18, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

>:( GARFIELD! NOT COOL!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 10 / 20:19)

Lol@whoring&propaganda =P i'm not changing my vote ^_^ ~Fag x FS

Following me now AE, and lay off Cajek. You back the other guy already...and your a super-whore. Anyway, whoring is fun! --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:59, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Hea I noticed your taking an interest in Pee Review!

Why not drop by User:Boomer/People_for_the_Evaluation_of_Excrement_and_Influencing_Nominations_for_Greatness and add your name to the membership requests list? There is a talk page there also which has current discussion about Pee related issues. It's all a bit pants I know, but if you want to get involved in Pee Review, it's a good idea to join, that way you can have you say about what's going on... MrN 14:09, Dec 11

Hey, thanks again MrN9000, yew just don't stop helping do yew ^^ ~Fag x FS

Your my tip for next months N00b of the month... Oh, and yew can call me MrN...  ;) MrN 14:32, Dec 11

Hopefully you have been learning how not to do it from some of this months candidates! MrN' 14:34, Dec 11

Hahaha ^_^ uber-whoring certainly doesn't help ywr chances eh :P.

Thanks for that MrN! NotM is DEFINITELY what I'm aspiring to at the moment, and I'll do all that's in my power to deserve and win it ^_^ And I'm using yew as an inspiration, 'cos yew most certainly deserved the title! ~Fag x FS

Oh, btw, I adopted you on pee reviewing. Check it out!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 11 / 16:01)

Awesome, thanks Cajek ^_^ there's not much in Pee review at the moment but I've one claimed that I'm about to start work on =P ~Fag x FS

Microsoft Works

Retrospectively, you're right. It was funny....:) ~ 15:33, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

But retrospectively of course yew were right in deleting it =P Isn't the joke lucky I saved it ~Fag x FS

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:19, Dec 17

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

--Æ 01:37, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

A WARNING

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

cheers matey

I really ought to have learned by now not to go near a computer when I'm this hung over...Oh well, all rolled back and made good. Shh, mayne nobody else noticed! RabbiTechno 10:15, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

Since 'twas you that drew my attention to my own stupidity, you get the first of the All New Improved Templates. :-) RabbiTechno 10:18, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas

It's that time of year again!

And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!

Have a good one, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:47, 17 December 2007 (UTC)