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As promised, you are presented with one (1) package of Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your thorough Pee Review of that article invlolving flying things.. Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

thanks for the helpful review! i'll probably throw Red Baron back onto Pee Review strictly for a second opinion, and also because i just today self-nommed another of my articles (which always makes you feel a little dirty), and further also because sometimes a self-nom doesn't stand up without at least two Pees. in any case, your positive review makes me feel warm inside and other stuff of that nature! keep up the good work! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 09:32, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the review! I appreciate the trouble you took. I appreciate the high scores even more. As for outsourcing your writing, my rates are reasonable. Pieface 04:31, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Glad you liked it. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:34, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

cha ching

I enjoyed the new updates to the (gangster-tastic) profile. Keeping it...real? Thanks for the...shout out?...Look, I'm trying my hardest here to be black, so...don't hate?

NacNud Nentannt 18:12, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks brutha! --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:03, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Welcomes

Just so ya know, there's really no need to re-welcome users who've already been welcomed, especially those who joined months ago. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:05, Dec 9

My welcome makes a lot of sense. Months ago, really? Where do I find the newest users? I thought I was being helpful. I know I was, actually. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:08, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Humph, i must be a dense individual to argue with a GUN, right? --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:09, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Not at all, and custom welcomes are encouraged. Just go after the new users, try looking in Special:Recentchanges. I have some Javascript to help me out, I bet if you asked Spang or another java-savvy person they'd help you get an auto-welcoming script. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:12, Dec 9

Stop this crazy thing!

Yeah, I like that you do pee reviews, however before you do one again I want you to take some time off- put your feet up, reeeeelaaaaax... AND READ THE F'IN GUIDELINES. Your reviews are way too short and not really constructive. People don't really want to know if you think it's funny or not, they want advice.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 9 / 05:54)

I've read every guideline there is. I've been thanked personally for many of my PeeReviews. When people need actual major advice, I give it to them. Don't be overbearing please.

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:15, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

sorry! point me to your awards/thank'ees and I'll update my stupid little scoreboard thing.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 9 / 14:17)

I think my scoreboard is accurate. However, I do always find your reviews really short, that's all. Wasn't trying to hurt your feelings (I was trying to scare you into reading the guidelines!) :D   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 9 / 14:27)

I did though. Remember, I'm a really busy person. I'm like Canadian Jesus on acid, what with all the fans daily and the T.v. appearances, etc. I don't know why I don't just have my butler write the reviews, but I must like doing it. I'm going to go eat some Cremé Broulousique now. Au revoir, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:30, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Huh! I thought you were nofu powered.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 9 / 14:34)

Yeah, largely, check out user:Ggarfield/Bank of Nofu. Also, what is up with your scoring system, and why does Zombiebaron have 35 and I have 28? Are points bad? I don't think so, b/c there was a lot of point deviation. I couldn't spot a trend.

Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:39, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Actually, the only scoring system is the "number of in-depth reviews". The "average score" part is just that: your average scores on your pee reviews, and it has no bearing on how I think you're doing. I think it's kinda interesting. I can spot a trend in that 2 of the people in line for RotM next month give really low scores.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 9 / 14:42)

WHORE! MrN 14:45, Dec 9

YOU BITCH! wait... what's going on?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 9 / 14:53)

Interesting Cajek, I haven't allowed NoTM to influence the scores I give in PeeReview at all. I am simply honest, and I hope the people I review respect that.

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:55, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Nobody respects honesty anymore. You know that picture of me on the guidelines? Total fabrication, but people now think I'm "hawt"   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 9 / 15:00)

A "hawt" person with "bewbs"   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 9 / 15:01)

Lol. Are you a goil? A never kno around here, but I'm pretty sure MrN9000 is male. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:06, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

I feel like a boy inside a whore's body. What's the going rate for that?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 9 / 15:07)

Actually I'm trisexual, cos I'm always trying to be sexual. Ggarfield, wake up and smell the cheese... Cajek, what happened there? There was no whoring in that post? MrN 15:11, Dec 9

10 quid, give or take a Silver Sickle, Cajek. If you like porn, I'd say 25. Lol.--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:14, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

I CAN'T WHORE ANYMORE! I'M OUTTA WHORE JUICE!

  Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 9 / 15:16)

Actually, I'm allergic--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:18, 9 December 2007 (UTC) to cheese and I come from Wisconsin. See my main page.

I'm sooo confused. Were there ever any whores at all? Is a Cajek a boi that wants 3 be a goil or a goil that wants 2 be a boi? I like saying Call Girls myself. It just sounds more fun. Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:23, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Jesus, someone needs to set up an archive for me. BTW MrN9000, you never said if you liked the Nofu dollars and the bank account I gave you. Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:24, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

He's a whore, and that's all you need to know Ggarfield. You can learn a lot from him. She's very good at whoring without pissing people off... That's the skill. And probably the thing you need to work on... The trick is to be funny, not obvious. If your funny enough, you can get away with anything.. What do I do with the dollars? MrN 15:30, Dec 9

Read the user:Ggarfield/Bank of Nofu page. You will see what I mean. Basically you brag, and hope you get enough to join the Order of Nofu (50,000 to be a Baron). If you have some Nofu dollars, you can become a Castellan if you win a lot of favor. You would then be able to have "Le Castellan de Nofu" in your signature, i.e: Sir MrN9000, le Castellan (or Baron) de Nofu.

Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:27, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

red baron

in answer to your query, Red Baron is currently not on VFH. i self-nommed another article a few days ago, and i don't like having more than one self-nom active at a time. if you feel so inclined, your nomination would be most welcome. as far as NOTM goes, you do indeed have stiff competiton this month, but don't fear as you are eligible next month also (i think). --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:45, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

No, I'm pretty sure that I'm not eligible next month, but I do hope to win this one. It'll be a hard fight, but I am a fiery candidate. Hopefully I won't find it necessary to run an anti-campaign against AE. That would be a last resort. :) Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 13:51, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

That would also cause me to vote for AE. MrN 14:09, Dec 10

Oh no, not the British again. They'll never understand a good Southern "smear" campaign. Anyways, you never can determine what I'm going to do, but I'll tell you anyway. If worst comes to worst, I will tell them about how: AE is a helpful and perfect person, never wishes to cause trouble, hates drug users, strives to be liked, and has never even considered Huffing a Kitten or hosting and Orgy. Then I'd say something like, "Is this really the future you want for Uncyclopedia?" This message paid for by slaves friends of the Nofu Aristocracy

And I'd leave it at that. What would you say to such a campaign (Should I ever run it, which I probably won't)?

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:17, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

If it's funny enough, and not nasty I expect you would get away with it. But it's risky... I have seen quite a lot of people get shot down pretty badly when they attack others. Depends how you do it is guess. Like you say, I'll never understand a good Southern "smear" campaign, so there's no point asking me about... I would just concentrate on doing the good things. Did you see how many people with "sir" or a real uncyc tittle to their name have voted for you compared to AE? He's currently got a lot more experienced users backing him I think. MrN 14:23, Dec 10

But I've got Hinoa, and for that I am proud. Still, you're right. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:25, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Dammit Garfield

Lay off the propaganda and the slander, okay?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 10 / 20:33)

Garfield please read Uncyclopedia:Civility. In particular the part about being a dick. MrN 21:09, Dec 10

Whatever do you speak of?

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:57, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Garfield please read Uncyclopedia:Civility. In particular the part about being a dick.

Please don't ask me to get involved in this again. Suffice to say you need to read it again, if you have not before. To be honest, I think I'm getting a bit bored of giving you advice because your not listening to me, and I think I'm going to stop now. Do as you will. MrN 22:04, Dec 10

Look, MrN9000, your great and all. But, I'm busy, and I don't have time to write 5 or 6 reviews. Instead I just spread propaganda. Also, a campaign is no fun if the candidates don't hate each other....right? Ahh, never mind, it's seems like AE wants this so bad that he monitors my activity, gets my friends banned, etc. I don't think I was the original dick, or overbearing, and my propaganda ain't mean. Besides, I think that owing to my fabulous 2 articles and my latest news story, I so totally deserve NoTM. AE is not a whorest, but he's a suck up of sorts. I don't really care, maybe I should go back to the Huge Pile of Work on my desk that prevents me from continually PeeReviewing and QVFDing. I might not make "Noob of the Month" but I could be a Dentist eventually. Now which do you think is more important? I might also just go back to freelance web development. Who knows. All I want from this competition is to become CUN and get a little respect around here, but it might be less time consuming to just go write an article that is so funny they simply have to future it. I came a close with Wire tapping, and I'll do it again.

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 22:13, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Ok, i simply must know how you make the time sig at the end of your sig so small. Mine is clunky: Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 22:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Man... A friendly word:

"Become a CUN and get a little respect around here"? Respect stems more from people seeing the contributions you make and liking them, which is why you got the nom in the first place. Annoy people, and votes can be stricken, and that's when drama rears its ugly head, and bansticks start getting wielded. Manforman did a lot of hard work around here, for instance, but got banned for drama and getting up people's noses. (And for the record, I have a Huge Pile of Work on my desk almost permanently - I think if I can see my desk, my boss reckons I've not got enough to keep me occupied!) Chill out - awards are a bit of a laugh, and not to be chased after so eagerly. The main reason we're here is to try and make other people laugh, don't lose sight of that. Take Mordillo's warning below seriously, OK? And, keep up the good work! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:00, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Under user, you have given me hope! If I can still redeem myself with good work, and people will still appreciate it without just hating me for what I did with NoTM, then that's exactly what I'm going to do. No more foul-play, I promise! --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:07, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Official Warning

That's about as much as propaganda and noise I can take for the NotM award. We're only at December 10th and already I have a very bad headache. You will now stop every kind of propaganda with regards to this award or any other kind. If you take a look at past NotM winners, you shall see that they won not because of the amount of noise they generated but due to their contributions, articles, reviews and friendliness. Try to go that way as well, and your path to the award is ensured. This is truly the last time I want to hear about it. ~ 09:35, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Sure thing! Check out the NoTM page, I have apologized both to AE and anyone who I propogandacized there. I'll be working on articles, not propaganda, in the future. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:25, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

LOL, nice whore-template redoing. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 21:35, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, are feelings better now? --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 01:51, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Public Indecency

Well, congratulations, you've pestered and bugged me until you've left me with no choice but to get it over with and flaunt my shiny new sig in public. Happy?

Just kidding. You know I love you. Just in case there was any doubt, that was meant in a completely heterosexual manner, of course. This isn't San Francisco, people! Le Viscount de NofuHonor me!_Canadianism is my religion! 05:21, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

I'd wager a guess that this is worse than San Francisco! Everyone here but you is either A) Gay B) Bisexual C) Conservative or D) a Communist. Fortunately, I only fall into the last category! Many thanks, Comrade. Join UNSOC soon, and check out Communist Jesus (and guess who wrote it!). --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:31, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

UNSOC

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User goodthink U.W.P member.

Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

Don't worry 'bout rank. It's easy to move up. The more you contribute, whether it be content, awards, or labour, will be evaluated accordin'ly. Welcome to UNSOC, Major.

The First Oceania Bank has opened an account for you.

Eh?

The penguins in my head just told me that someone said my name in their Userpage.

Um, okay? Make glorious progress? Instead combine ungood unthoughts make mas Valjuta? Yes? --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:44, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:55, Dec 17

XMas

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Even though we're rivals at NotM, you still deserve this handy template--Æ 01:46, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

A WARNING

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

Christmas! etc etc yay

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas! I mean... merry. Have a... partially personalised christmas? And while ywr at it, have fun ^_^ Honest, I meant merry! ~Fag x FS

Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

Thank you for your giant template

Festive greetings to you too, sir.

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

For your archive :P

It's that time of the year again.

Merry Christmas. Here's a template.

Hey, it's the thought that counts.

Right?

...

RIGHT?!

~

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17/12/2007 @ 22:04

FUCK YOU. IT'S HALLOWEEN.

HAPPY FUCKIN' HALLOWEeeEEEeeeN!!! Don't let: the crypt-keeper bite you. me catch you throwing eggs at my fucking house again, Ggarfield. ...no, I'm serious about the egg thing, okay? I'm fuckin' serious. ...you can hide the eggs, but this ain't Easter. ...you could eat the eggs, but this ain't Thanksgiving. ...you could light the eggs on fire but this ain't the 4th of July. ...unless you're in a kitty costume. That's okay, cuz it's god damned Halloween, okay???!??! -- This preceding message was brought to you by   Le Cejak • <->

awesome

You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska. Extreme caution should be used when making, eating, or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:23, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

I may love you.

Thanks a lot for my review of Alan Rickman, you've really boosted my confidence.

In response to your question, I'm not doing an English degree at the moment but I am starting one next year, so perhaps my encyclopaedic style might come in handy.

Cheers for the VFH thing too, even though I don't know what it means. – Preceding unsigned comment added by OnionHeadHat (talk • contribs)

You're welcome! VFH means your article has been nominated for featuring on the main page. If it does well enough it will eventually get featured prob. within the next 2 weeks. You can vote for it here. Also, if you think I deserve it, I am up for this award: Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month. Thanks,--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:51, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Shocking!!

Thank You!

Unknown_user would like to thank you for voting for his article, Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet.
To thank you, he has left a "golden surprise" in your electrical outlet. Use a screwdriver to get it out.

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What the ffff Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Meaning

Hey, yeah, I like your long review, however could you redo the scores to normal? I think something's fucked up.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 19 / 17:47)

You don't have to be funny during pee review, just give me advice and opinion, 'kay?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 19 / 17:52)

Sorry sir, I have a style. I will always be funny as well as helpful during pee review. I fixed the scores (I think). --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:54, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Okay, cool. Have this thing:

Rejoice, Ggarfield! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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  Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 19 / 17:55)

Many thanks. I like awards. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:57, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Hey pee guy

I have a new article you can review, if you so choose. Yay. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:42, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Jesus, I'd love too, but I'm busy writing this thing: User:Ggarfield/A Series of UnUnfornicate Events. I'll do it tomorrow if it isn't reviewed by then. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:51, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I'm reviewing it now, but I'm might have to finish tomorrow.--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 01:07, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Also, I have a new article on Pee Review and would you be nice enough to review it?--Æ 16:09, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh noes! Ggarfield has been struck with real life responsibilities and will not be available a all most of today! Pierre Review posponed. He is dreadfully sorry. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:29, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Holidays

Hey, y'all. It's me, UnTalented, here to wish you a joyous Midvinterblót! Don't forget to offer up your finest stallions and swine as sacrifices to the Norse gods, lest the chill of winter freeze you to the bone. Cheers!

holiday greetings

Gerrycheevers wishes you a Happy Solstice! Enjoy the pagan festival of the Northernmost Sunrise! As a special holiday treat, Gerry also is willing to waive the usual offering of blood required in return for this friendly greeting.

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Ggarfield! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Image request

Hiya Ggarfield, just a quick one: new requests on image request go at the top of the page, as it says. I've not got the time or inspiration to have a go at your request right now, but i may do soon. However, putting the request at the top will maximise your chances of someone spotting it and responding soon. Tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:36, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

awesome

You are presented with one (1) puppy for your vote for Red Baron. CAUTION: Puppy may contain traces of peanuts. For external use only. Avoid using puppy near open flames. Always use goggles and protective gloves when handling puppy directly. If puppy begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head.

thanks!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:50, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Re: WotM

Oh well, I'm withdrawing my nomination. But thanks for the nomination (even though I'm withdrawing it). -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 08:36, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Help a brotha out

You liked AMPTP, right? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:14, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Pic request

I've removed your Sex Positions request from the image request page based on the fact that you've not been seen in several months now. If you become active again and want to work on that article, put the request back up, I'm sure someone will pick it up! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:59, Mar 3

Eh? Flying Turd... Confusion...

Eh, how comes you crearned yourself the most prestigious Order of The Flying Communist Turd 3rd Class?? Oh wait you'recopyign Cajek's page, has this got anything to do with sig stealing or page stealing or something??? - 07:59 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hea! I know you!

Good to see you around these parts good sir. I promise not to make any jokes about missing cats. You pussy. :P MrN 22:38, Jun 26

Huh?

I am not quite sure what you mean by your post on my talk page. If you want to edit it go ahead, but personally I like it the way it is. ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 21:14, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

pssst, Garfield... PSSSSTTT! Change whatever it is that you voted against on to for and POOF! drama gone.   Le Cejak • <4:31, 01 Jul 2008>

Ggarfield didn't vote against anything. And changing a vote to avoid drama is a bad idea. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:40, Jul 1

I was only trying to help quality, and i guess spite votes are still part of democracy so it's ok --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:44, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Excuse me, you don't even know if it was a spite vote. Ask him about it instead of sniping at him. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:57, Jul 1

UN:BP

If you perceive a problem with another user that isn't fairly obvious (ie: what you've just posted on ban patrol), don't rush to the admins. Try talking to this person--and I mean talking, not ordering, demanding, or even suggesting anything right away. Basically, ask them what's up. If they tell you to fuck off and blank your userpage, ban patrol may be the way to go. Otherwise, try to self-mediate instead of bringing drama to ban patrol. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:41, Jul 1