User talk:JustusThane

Welcome!

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You have been inducted!

Congratulations! Felicitations! YOU have been inducted into the the most glorious Order of Nofu. The Order of Nofu is a select order of Nofu Aristocrats. As a member of this fledgling order, it will be your duty to help construct the Order of Nofu main page. As this page has not yet been created, please contact me, the Nofu supervisor, before creating the page. Your official title is now "Le Viscount de Nofu", and your custom signature will be created shortly.

Thanks, and again, Congratulations

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:12, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

For those who Hate Big Things Communist Jesus would like to wish you a Happy Solstice. He would like to remind you that there is no such thing as God and that socialism is the only real force that drives celebration. His relative, Jesus was just a real man, so no need to celebrate his birthday too much. Enjoy the holidays, but make sure to buy everyone you know the exact same presents (be fair!), and make sure to spread the revolution. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex!

or, if that was too small (ROFL MAO(Chairman Mao)):

It's that time of year again!

And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!

I've gotten like 9 cards, so I thought you deserved one! Here you are. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 03:24, 18 December 2007 (UTC)