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Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

This person has found a way to actually receive this medal. They should be very proud of themselves for that.


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DANGER!! Viewing this page could be deadly ... or worse.

16,594 users are currently castrated, paralyzed, infected with Herpes, and/or disfigured.
If you just got here and are feeling dizzy or you lost a pint of blood from the stump where your arm used to be, please stumble away and call for help, lay down in the gutter and pass out.


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WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!


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Megaman Bows Down to his Supreme Template-Creator Master Guy

Megaman bows down completely to the awesome guy who created his template. Indeed, he even acts as if he is a mindless robot...but that couldn't be the case. If it were, Chuck Norris would have to kill him. And that would be a pity, because Roll would cry a river and drown the whole world. She'd look so sad in photographs... Immediately thereafter, some boy band guy would then write a song about how he loves her when she smiles, and Satan would be most pleased as to how chaotic everything has become.


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User goodthink U.W.P member.

Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.
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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
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I have contributed 22277 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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5/07 This user joined Uncyclopedia on May 24, 2007.
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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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Administrator's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
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This user edits Grueslayer.
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This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers .
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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Begin Fun Stuff[edit]

Hello, and welcome to me.

I am currently working on articles:

Roll.EXE Finished, it's in main Uncyclopedia. Man, it's been 6 months + since I started it! Geez, I suck.

HowTo:Win Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

Instant Water

The Great Ninjapiratezombierobot War I'm done with this one.

Shock troops (I've adopted this page, as it seems like it could be very good in the future. But Dawn takes priority.)

Bambi (Adopted page, and saved it)

Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts or DIE! Done done done.

The Page Without Wiki Formatting Completified.

Shoop Da Whoop (Aw man, I hate vandals. This could make them happy though, but at the same time insult them. YEY!)

Phonetics - Aw man, this is sucha a good idea.

UnNews:Great Maple Tree Dies - Uncyclopedian UnNews version of the recent Maple Story disaster. Moved to mainspace.

Story Time


In addition, I have made the following templates:

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Template:Megaman Disapproves

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Template:Contradictory Userboxes

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Template:Starcraft - YEY.

Images I Likes[edit]

Articles I Likes[edit]

UNSOC ACTIVITIES[edit]

UnNews:Communists officially own Eastern hemisphere Done.

Praise[edit]

Moved.

Awards I May Give You[edit]