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“Foe net ticks R mai brehd ahn butt ter.”
Foe net ticks iz tha Ayn shunned foe'rm of riting ihn wihch werds ahr spL'd aut a cord ding to hau thay sauwnd. Ihn add dish shun, werds wihth moar then won sill a bull ahr maed in two mull tip pull werds. Foar exam pull, tha werd "exam pull" iz maed in two tha werds "exam" ahn "pull".
Foe net ticks is General Lee used two teech yung chill drehn hau to pro nouns werds. Thyz iz bee cuz yung chill drehn ahr very stew pid.
Foe net ticks in litter a churr[edit | edit source]
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight for it two say,
Weather eye and wring oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long,
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Eye have run this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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