User:Administrator/CustICU

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This page is part personal use and part experimental. I will be using these ICU variants in the mainspace, and if they are good enough I can move them into main ICU if so desired by everyone else.

Also, I will do some limited custom ICU tag requests, if you so desire. Just add to the "Requests" section at the bottom.

For rules on how to use the CustICU template, they are the same as the regular ICU template. Click here to see the original ICU template and all its rules.

Also, since the QVFD template's primary use is to catch things that should fail QVFD but pass, and I have created Template:QVFD unchecked, it should now fall into disuse. I hope.

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Appeal[edit | edit source]

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  • Jokes that make sense to people who don't know a lot about your subject
  • A few jokes that only make sense to people who DO know about your subject (but not many)
  • Images that are obviously related to the subject,
    but not necessarily part of it (see Banana Phone)
  • Absolutely NO gay jokes, lesbian jokes, other sexual orientation jokes,
    penis jokes, pr0n (unless the subject is about pr0n),
    sex, drugs, violence, or anything else that could be considered lame and/or objectionable
    (aside from making fun of Adolf Hitler)

If you need audience help, check this page or ask someone for help.

Illegible[edit | edit source]

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If it can be overhauled to actually be readable to someone who doesn't have autism,
please do so and remove this message.
If this article is not improved within 7 days it may be huffed without mercy.
Removal of this notice without a permissible reason can result in a ban.

Nonsense[edit | edit source]

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And it isn't funny, either. This joke in particular has been so overdone
that even one more article in this vein will cause our admins to have seizures.
Try to make sure that this page has:

If you need originality help, check this page or ask someone for help.

QVFD[edit | edit source]

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This is most likely because it was on QVFD, but someone forgot to scroll down to see everything before the last "all articles below this point have been checked" stamp was placed.
If it can be extended (via a suspension bridge) to be longer than a paragraph, please do so and remove this message.
If this article is not improved within 7 days it may be huffed without mercy.
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UnNews[edit | edit source]

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  • Actual sources (mostly fake)
  • Length, coherence, humo(u)r, and news formatting
  • At least one picture
  • Someone at least working on an audio version of it

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Wikipedia[edit | edit source]

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  • Lots of people will find it funny.
  • You know what funny is.
  • The humor in it is original and inspired.
  • It wasn't just cloned from Wikipedia, but rather sporked and funny-fied.
  • It has soul to go with its body.

If you need help, try asking someone for suggestions.

Requests[edit | edit source]