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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

Petros
Jazmyn goddess - long expired ICU
Template:User anti-Communist (redirect) (delete) used on quite a lot of pages -alula
Main Page/archive5
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Template test
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Masturbatory guilt - useless redirects now
UnScripts:Nigger
Joe biden airlines
Dumbellism
Nigga, Nigga, Nigga
Toilet games in the Middle Ages
Marwane TheSuperb
Prismacorn - Is this the content of a previously deleted article? Yes, but this can wait. At least until the creator decides to remove the ICU tag again. -alula
File talk:Seversk.svg I very much assume Jabberwock had a proper use for making this. -alula
User:Goggle_(website)
User:Ek/Goggle_(website) these two pages are useless now
*flat*william campbell*atrazine*alpha draconis*father*
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! - nonsense No, it’s fine -alula
Beekeepers - long expired fix tag
Blog Instagram HX 239087
King Columbine II
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/UnConventional_Wisdom - useless redirect in userspace
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Upbeat_Aptitude - ditto
Sojourner truth
We live we love we lie - nonsense
Sonic the hechog
Big Black Cock
Corey young
File:Hendrixelectricladyland.jpeg
File:Hjpefmafia.jpg
File:OH EGADS.png
File:Krusty Burgers.png
File:GOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPEING IN THERE.png
File:Stay good!.png
File:Horsefoam.jpg
File:Fancy.jpg
File:Cakefromchloepriceandrachelamber'sjoint.png
File:Florida man.png
File:Ur mom.png
File:ExtremelyFunny trolls BraGreMat.jpg
File:ExtremelyFunny editing.jpg
File:No sign of intelligent life anywhere meme.jpg
File:Sigma grindset meme.jpg
File:Oh ok.jpg
File:8d8364e4-98ae-486e-a9bd-92883df0d57d.png
File:Shadowblade.png
File:Gu.png
File:Mm.PNG
File:Nickelodeon's Big heads.png
File:Unsub.png
IRAS 17288-3419 - fuck you svex
IRAS 18062-2144
UnGames:Voxx os32 - no idea what this is
RGB
Category:TrumpistUsers (redirect) (delete) - what kind of neoliberal says "Trumpist" instead of Trump supporter? cringe It's me, i'm the neoliberal -alula  Eh - L10nM4st3r (2)
Julien guary
Lewis Black
Memmymomemma
PotatoLand
Robotahsh
En cy clo pe d ia
Template:mgu - unneeded, now merged with template:marvel
Hydrangea
Arka
Bryan
Monad
File:Lee-Byung-chull.png
Am gonna kill myself
V1025 Latvia - fuckin svex
454
F2 - only marginally funny
File:Berlin,Wuhan.jpeg - unused in mainspace, being used by a user who thinks that we're just another form of discord. Why he got no access anyway? He got banned? Why, how? I have so many questions. Pretty sure Discord is banned in Wuhan. Anyway, that file is very blatantly in use. -BraGreMat
S’kay
Vacuums
File:United States.svg.png (redirect) (delete) - ridiculous naming system - how can it be both SVG and PNG at the same time? eh whatever
The good dinosaur
File:Indexwtf.png
File:Keskari.jpg
File:Suitsyou1.jpg
File:BeauBrummell.jpg
File:JamesBondSuits.jpg
File:MarleneDietrich1.jpg
File:AgentSmith1.jpg
File:Madmansuit1.jpg
User:L10nM4st3r/Largest page ever - what was I thinking when I made this??
File:Drunk on the Flavour.jpg - no
File:Straight masgirl.jpeg - unused, and also hyena shit, get it out of my sight
File:Circumcisor ded.png - not as bad as above, but still unused in mainspace
File:Miraheze gift.jpeg - just, no. Do I need to explain this?
File:Hot yiff porn.jpeg - no its not, not even close. Its traumatizing......... And furry shit.
File:Sanjay pee.jpeg - no idea what this is supposed to be. Also happy not knowing the awnser
File:Uncut Cosmo.jpeg - oh hell no
File:Deleted by Spirou.jpeg - I have respect for spirou now. Would be ironic if we could get an admin with that username to delete this page
Biederbiedermeier
Undstrasse
File:Dreamsexual.jpg
Kronos
UnTunes:Super Idol
Top G - plagiarism
Peanut Farmer
Atusu Fulefi
Kowalski - The page was cleared by the author
User:Rock-O-Jello/Lol underpants


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