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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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QVFD articles

Beluga - expired icu
Bloons
File:Skip gray.gif (redirect) (delete) - pointless redirect and a file that doesn't exist
Template:Numbered subpages - orphaned template
Template:Episode table - orphaned template
Template:Episode list - orphaned template
Gary indiana (redirect) (delete) - broken redirect
Ballnut (redirect) (delete) - broken redirect
Suelo - expired construction tag
File:Punching down.gif - unused file
RACI-Prinzip - not in english
Slipper - nonsense, expired icu
Toilet Cafe - gibberish
Satan himself - one liner, no content
Whack-A-Mario - unfunny one liner
Q to 12 - one line, unfunny
Nien Shiezer, Sherlock - many issues
Kitty pool - expired icu
Walnut - expired icu
Area 6 - expired icu
Delhi - expired icu
Hypoxic hypoxia - has potential, sadly expired icu
File:Ned flanders.jpg - unused duplicate
Persikoismen - nope
Persikoismen - not en englishses
Saberov Ruslan раскритиковал действующую власть России - what?
File:Firey underwear by cloudy eggs.png - unused file
Frog 24 - well, fuck
File:Scongo.png - unused pile
File:The final evolution of Mike "Take the Cock, Get the Shock" Pence.jpg - unused phile
File:Welcoming the Neighbors.png - might be married, just unused
File:Mike "Take the Cock, Get the Shock" Pence.gif - unused
File:Gay Hitler.jpg - unused file
File:Vergil.png - unused and pointless image
File:Tatsukifujimotoincancun.png - unused file?
File:Sock photo.png - unused sock image #4
File:Sock photo 2.png - unused sock image #3
File:Sock photo 4.png - another unused file
File:Sock photo 6.png - unused and probably created by accident
File:Download chicken.jpg - unused 
File:Hotdamn.jpeg - unused 
File:Intactivist raid.jpeg - unused and painfully unfunny
File:Download this image.jpg - unused crap
File:Femdomphone.jpeg - unused file
Big bonk theory (movie) - expired icu
Surface to air missle - expired icu
Tartar - expired icu
The Usman-saur Extinction of 2023 - expired icu
Sargohs-franga - expired icu
Isnotrael - expired icu
Gridiron football rules - expired icu
Geneva Convention - expired icu
Date undefined - expired icu
Daniel Camarena - expired icu
Christian Truth Center - expired icu
Carl-Gustav Mannerheim - expired icu
Blue-Tick - expired icu
Billy Ray Waldon - expired icu
Art of noise - expired icu
Petesus arizonicus hellus - expired icu
Muskow - expired icu
List of successful communist countries - expired icu
Body Count - expired icu
Bilateral Agreement - expired icu
BraGreMat
Category:President CWC - empty category
Ngué ngué! Qualche stronzo m'ha cancellato la Fendovia Il Buzzi-Wyoming e s'è pure protetto la talk così che io non possa trollarlo
BraGreMat is our great and eternal leader and he does miracles too: if his talk page changes colour, your request of a miracle will be allowed - fuck, not again
Catagory:To be real, nobody cared about these articles anyway (redirect) (delete) - Bad
Undictionary:Pert - re-created page
Talk:Denzel Crocotta is also evil vs Timmy Turner and want to kill him and all his classmates so he is a war criminal and has a weird ear on the neck and is unable to express valid wihses with the lamp! What a waste, GIMME MAGIC LAMP! - talk page of deleted page
Talk:Denzel Crocotta is a retarded moron who waste your time here spreading images of piss and turd, crappy shit from Dimmsdale and idiotic conversation about NOTHING. WE WANT INFINITUG BANNINGS - talk page of deleted page
File:Qtrembley.png - image used only on an expired icu
File:MuEEldCfwlRFeyk-800x450-noPad.jpg - image only used in an expired icu
Quentin Trembley III - empty page, expired icu
Vaush - expired icu
River Styx - expired icu
Blthrgn - expired icu
Vaseline Pirates - expired icu
Category:December 25, 2022 - Empty category
Good One - nonsense ICU'd -BraGreMat
Reeeee
Water Monkey
Bbbbbbbb! - we don't need another AAAAAA! clone
Yakama tribe - spam
Puyallup tribe - spam
Microsoft for POTUS is the crappiest nick evah! Nonsense and clearly in favour of Skynet who will destroy humanity, as said by Sarah Connor - ffs
Gidoin (undeletable article protected by Don Vito Mafia Crappolio) - ffs
Gay indiana
Egles football team
File:2560px-KiwiFarmsLogo.svg.png - unused file, also a wikimedia clone
This uncycloshittia is now full of idiots as microsoftforpotus (a retarded nick for a douchebag), bragremat (a shitty admin), kakun (shittiest admin), crocotta (a shitty troll), lionmaster (shit), le djibril shit (a shit): THIS SITE IS A SHIT! - spam/vandalism, again -Page
Crocotta shitty troll - More spam/vandalism/idk -Page
LET'S USE THIS SITE AS A CLOGGED TOILET: UNSHITLOPEDIA IS A LOAD OF CRAP - spam/vandalism -Page
WE LOVE TROLLING UNSHITLOPEDIA - Some form of spam/vandalism/something -Page
Vikidia
Fnaf
User:GoatLordServent/thumbmk2test - purpose expired
User:GoatLordServent/Dank Memes 21/Cancer mk2 - sad waste of server space
File:DJ-Vinyl-Scratch.jpg - author request
The big cock
Viral fever
UnNews:Obama
Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD (joke) - not funny


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*Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

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