Pumpkin

A typical pumpkin, plotting evil deeds

A pumpkin used to be a yellow egg that has now matured into a orange lump, the weight has come from all of the children consumed over Halloween. when planting pumpkins, make sure you give them your teeth to nourish the pumpkin seeds ensuring they have a healthy growth. pumpkins vary of a jondis hue accompanied with green stripes down the middle.

See also

• Pumpkin Spice Latte
• Jack O'Lantern
• Smashing Pumpkins
• Cinderella's coach
• Headless Horseman's excuse for a head
• The Great Pumpkin
• Pumpkins
• Pumpkin Pie
• Incest

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