Tangerine
Tangerine, also known as Orange, is a fruit that fails to gain the attention of vegetarians. They prefer to eat oranges.
Tangerine or Orange?[edit | edit source]
Let's start with an Undebate: Are tangerines or oranges better?
“Tangerines are oranges, so they're equally likeable or dislikable.”
– Brown on this debate
“But oranges are lighter than tangerines. And, they're more sour.”
– Pink
“Tangerines are also sour.”
– Brown
“No they're not!”
– Pink
“Gotta agree with Pink. They're not sour. I tried them, and they didn't taste sour. In fact, they tasted sweet!”
– Violet
“You guys are weird.”
– Brown
“You're the literal colour of horseshit!”
– Violet
Conclusion: Tangerines are sweeter than Oranges, and are hence less interesting. Oranges win!
How to make[edit | edit source]
A simple way to make Tangerines in fruit form would be to grab an orange, squish it a bit, and polish. You now have a tangerine! However, how does a tangerine get its colour? Well, open some random site that has colours and input Orange Peel. Beautiful!
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Just like the UnDebate says, Tangerines are less interesting than Oranges because Oranges actually can be used in a difficult challenge. Oops! Self-reference right here!
- Mandarins don't deserve attention, they're just flat-out orange rip-offs with more ass. And don't even get me started on clementines!
- Tangerines are psychedelics, meaning that they can drive anyone
insaneinto signing up for a job as a psychiatrist.
