Tangerine

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Tangerine, also known as Orange, is a fruit that fails to gain the attention of vegetarians. They prefer to eat oranges.

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Tangerine or Orange?[edit | edit source]

Let's start with an Undebate: Are tangerines or oranges better?

Tangerines are oranges, so they're equally likeable or dislikable.

Brown on this debate

But oranges are lighter than tangerines. And, they're more sour.

Pink

Tangerines are also sour.

Brown

No they're not!

Pink

Gotta agree with Pink. They're not sour. I tried them, and they didn't taste sour. In fact, they tasted sweet!

Violet

You guys are weird.

Brown

You're the literal colour of horseshit!

Violet

Conclusion: Tangerines are sweeter than Oranges, and are hence less interesting. Oranges win!

How to make[edit | edit source]

This is what Tangerine looks like when you follow the 2nd procedure.

A simple way to make Tangerines in fruit form would be to grab an orange, squish it a bit, and polish. You now have a tangerine! However, how does a tangerine get its colour? Well, open some random site that has colours and input Orange Peel. Beautiful!

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Just like the UnDebate says, Tangerines are less interesting than Oranges because Oranges actually can be used in a difficult challenge. Oops! Self-reference right here!
  • Mandarins don't deserve attention, they're just flat-out orange rip-offs with more ass. And don't even get me started on clementines!
  • Tangerines are psychedelics, meaning that they can drive anyone insane into signing up for a job as a psychiatrist.