Tangerine
Tangerine, also known as Orange, is a fruit that fails to gain the attention of vegetarians. They prefer to eat oranges.
Tangerine or Orange?[edit | edit source]
Let's start with an Undebate: Are tangerines or oranges better?
“Tangerines are oranges, so they're equally likeable or dislikable.”~ Brown on this debate
“But oranges are lighter than tangerines. And, they're more sour.”~ Pink
“Tangerines are also sour.”~ Brown
“No they're not!”~ Pink
“Gotta agree with Pink. They're not sour. I tried them, and they didn't taste sour. In fact, they tasted sweet!”~ Violet
“You guys are weird.”~ Brown
“You're the literal colour of horseshit!”~ Violet
Conclusion: Tangerines are sweeter than Oranges, and are hence less interesting. Oranges win!
How to make[edit | edit source]
A simple way to make Tangerines in fruit form would be to grab an orange, squish it a bit, and polish. You now have a tangerine! However, how does a tangerine get its colour? Well, open some random site that has colours and input Orange Peel. Beautiful!
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Just like the UnDebate says, Tangerines are less interesting than Oranges because Oranges actually can be used in a difficult challenge. Oops! Self-reference right here!
- Mandarins don't deserve attention, they're just flat-out orange rip-offs with more ass. And don't even get me started on clementines!
- Tangerines are psychedelics, meaning that they can drive anyone
insaneinto signing up for a job as a psychiatrist.
Stimulants |
Banana | Cherry | Cranberry | Dole Apples | Fig | Grape | Kiwi | Lemon | Mango | Orange | Orange Soda | Pineapple | Tomato |
Depressants |
Coconut | Cucumber | Date | Grape Drink | Lime | Limón | Olive | Orange Juice | Pear | Tomato | Valencia Grapes |
Psychedelics |
Anti-Orange | Apple Juice | Avocado | Durian | Grapefruit | Guava | Peach | Raspberry | Strawberry | Watermelon |
Commonly Mistaken for Fruit |
Agent Orange | Apple | Clementine Attlee | Don Cherry | Cocomelon | Fruits Basket | Lychee | No Cucumbers | Orange Sherbet | Orangology | Order of the Communist Pear | Peaches Geldof | Piña Coladatown | "Pineapples of Wrath"? | Pineapple Titties | Sir Humphrey Watermelon | Strawberry Fields | Talking Pear | The Annoying Orange |