Tan

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Tan is a colour known for being featured on the front page. However, their doppelganger Beige has yet to make it. Tan can also mean:

About[edit]

This poor ball with legs has been turned into Tan.

Tan is a very underrated colour. Beige and Khaki are known by the public as the colours of vomit. Little do they know that Olive is the main part of that vomit. Tan is lucky that it didn't get known with vomit. Due to being very new to the world, being around for only 9 years, Tan has little history to it.

History[edit]

Invention[edit]

Tan's history begins at around 2013, after seeing the failure of Beige. Some scientists thus invented a darker form to be more appealing to the eye. They called this new colour "Tan". The date? February 13th, 2013. After Tan was invented, people rushed to make a Tan page on Uncyclopedia. However, little detail was known about Tan back then, so it was quickly deleted.

Dark Ages of Tan[edit]

For more than 9 years, Tan was created and deleted multiple times as an article on Uncyclopedia. Most of the "articles" were only a few words long. Even if they put the {{Construction}} template on, they didn't edit the page for more than 7 days, and the pages got deleted. Tan wasn't that interesting.

June 2nd, 2022[edit]

On June 2nd, 2022, a user by the name of WVandZM created the page for Tan. It featured Tan's entire history up to this point. A few hours after it's publishing, an image was added, completing the checklist for an article. Tan's new article is a sucess!

Trivia[edit]

  • Tan was the original colour for Beige on the Colours template.
    • Tan's current category in that template is "The First-Added".
  • If your poo is tan, you may be pooping rocks.
  • Tan is usually a symptom of shyness, as seen in all of the Algicosathlons with Tan in them.

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