# Tan

**Whoops!**Maybe you were looking for**Beige**?**Tan** is a colour known for being featured on the front page. However, their doppelganger Beige has yet to make it. Tan can also mean:

- Collecting Ultraviolet Rays
- Tan
- Khaki

## About[edit | edit source]

Tan is a very underrated colour. Beige and Khaki are known by the public as the colours of vomit. Little do they know that Olive is the main part of that vomit. Tan is lucky that it didn't get known with vomit. Due to being very new to the world, being around for only 9 years, Tan has little history to it.

## History[edit | edit source]

### Invention[edit | edit source]

Tan's history begins at around 2013, after seeing the failure of Beige. Some scientists thus invented a darker form to be more appealing to the eye. They called this new colour "Tan". The date? February 13th, 2013. After Tan was invented, people rushed to make a Tan page on Uncyclopedia. However, little detail was known about Tan back then, so it was quickly deleted.

### Dark Ages of Tan[edit | edit source]

For more than 9 years, Tan was created and deleted multiple times as an article on Uncyclopedia. Most of the "articles" were only a few words long. Even if they put the {{Construction}} template on, they didn't edit the page for more than 7 days, and the pages got deleted. Tan wasn't that interesting.

### June 2nd, 2022[edit | edit source]

On June 2nd, 2022, a user by the name of WVandZM created the page for Tan. It featured Tan's entire history up to this point. A few hours after it's publishing, an image was added, completing the checklist for an article. Tan's new article is a sucess!

## Trivia[edit | edit source]

- Tan was the original colour for Beige on the Colours template.
- Tan's current category in that template is "The First-Added".

- If your poo is tan, you may be pooping rocks.
- Tan is usually a symptom of shyness, as seen in all of the Algicosathlons with Tan in them.

## See also[edit | edit source]

**Tan**gerine, the fruit that stole orange's colour**Tan**gent, the most complicated mathematical operation known to mankind.**Tan**ks, the outdated machinery used for world-wide conflicts**Tan**g Dynasty (ok, enough with the**tan**- words joke)- Other shades of Brown
- Other underrated colours
- Colours in general

**Mathematicians**Al Gebra + Augustin-Louis Cauchy + Benoit Mandelbrot + Bernhard Riemann + Blaise Pascal + Isaac Newton =?

**:****Other People**Asians + Mathemagicians + Nerds + Osum Bin Adden + Your Math Tutor =?

**:****Tools**Abacus + Calculator + Flow chart + Glossary + Graphs + OEIS + Slide rule + Texas Instruments =?

**:****Algebra**Equation + How to Divide by Zero + Linear Algebra + Polynomial + Pre-Algebra + Transitive property =?

**:****Calculus**∫ + 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation + Cauchy's theorem + Differential Equations + Integral + Lambda Calculus + Transcendental curve + Vector calculus =?

**:****Geometry & Topology**Fractal + Hairy ball theorem + Invisible Geometry + Perfect Square + Tangent + Trigonometry =?

**:****Logic & Computer Science**Monty Hall problem + Number Bases + Recursive + Turing test =?

**:****Numerology**0 + 0.999... + 9/11 + 1+1 + Twenty + Nillion + Oodles + Infinity + The largest number =?

**:****Number Theory**Complex numbers + Fermat's Last Theorem + Fermat's Penultimate Theorem + Fibonacci Sequence + Imaginary Number + Is one a number? + Link theory + Negative Numbers + Odd + Pi + Approximations of pi + Prime number + Rational numbers =?

**:****Paradoxes**Achilles and the Tortoise + Fallacy + Pointless Paradox + Shit A Shitter Paradox + White Horses =?

**:****Physics & Mathy Sciences**Einstein's Malicious Theories + Fourier Transform + Laws of Physics + Principle of Least Action + Quantum physics =?

**:****Probability & Statistics**9 out of 10 + Random Statistics + The Popularity of War =?

**:****Veggie Maths**Counting to potato + Negative potato =?

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