Shades of Brown

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
The shades of brown, in all their glory.

The shades of the colour known as Brown are also described as the "colours of poo". They feature many colours, which are also described as the "colours of poo". When you look closely at one of these colours, you may come to the conclusion that these can be described as the "colours of poo".

Brown (normal)[edit | edit source]

Full article: Brown
This picture is named Brown.jpg. The only thing that it has to do with Brown is the fact that the picture is named Brown.jpg.

Brown has a hue of 30°, making it a blue-brown. Normal Brown has a poo smell, so it looks less like blue and more like a dark orange.

Brown (web)[edit | edit source]

Web Brown is a cyber form of Brown. It could have been a mix of brown and cyan, but it decided to be like Rosy Brown and be at a hue of 0°. Another name for Web Brown is Ruby. "Ruby is more fitting than Web Brown", says one critic.

Brown (old)[edit | edit source]

The old form of Brown also has a hue of 30°. However, it is more desaturated that normal Brown. It looks more like poo than normal Brown. It also is the result of when you screenshot your poo and use a colour picker to see it's colour. It will most likely be this colour.

Poll[edit | edit source]

Which colour looks more like poo?
Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.
There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 14:46, 8 June 2022.
poll-id 8BC8A846B6DF8C0B2F4A47B05DD52A79

Rosy Brown[edit | edit source]

Rosy Brown is a colour that shouldn't really be described as a colour of poo, but more as a colour of wood. Rosy Brown is intended to be a mix of Rose and Brown. Rosy Brown has a hue of 0°, which means it can be named as desaturated red. The same is true for the next colour.

Tan[edit | edit source]

This is the only picture provided by Tan. That poor sucker!
Full article: Tan

Tan is a desaturated Red. Sounds kinda familiar... Tan's hex is #BF8F60. It's hue is 30° despite being a shade of red-browns. It looks more red than blue. Tan is more of a tint compared to a shade.

Brun[edit | edit source]

Brun is a made-up colour. It tries its best to resemble poo the most. However, with a hue of only 18°, it classifies as a muddy brown. It doesn't even look like mud! Brun is the colour of many of Discord's brown-coloured emojis, like the Brown Circle and the Turd.

Poll[edit | edit source]

Does Brun exist?
You voted for "No" on 21 April 2024 at 21:16. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
2
3
There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 14:51, 8 June 2022.
poll-id 508781939642A5034F0FDC266C6469D5

Mud[edit | edit source]

Ah yes, the true mud. Brun is a fake version of a muddy brown. However, in our hearts, Mud is the true muddy brown. Despite stealing Sienna's colour, Mud still remains as the true muddy brown. If Brown had to look something other than a dark orange, this colour would be a candidate for deletion.

Chocolate[edit | edit source]

Full article: Chocolate

Chocolate truly doesn't want to associate itself with its web form. Chocolate is a food-like substance that wants to stand out from the other browns.

Bronze[edit | edit source]

Full article: Bronze

Bronze is another copycat of Copper that really wants to be like Brown and Orange had a baby. Bronze really hates everyone in the Blue family due to it being associated with blues.

Copper[edit | edit source]

Copper is a metalic substance that resembles, you guessed it, poo.
Full article: Copper

Copper is that one colour that uses the web version of a previously mentioned colour. This colour was also used for Bronze before the big rework. Not much else to say.

Conclusion[edit | edit source]

All browns are poo.

See also[edit | edit source]