Lined paper

Lined paper is like regular paper... just lined. It was created in 1770 by John Dunlap to stop his writing from doing this.

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In order to create lined paper he had to breed a tree with a tiger and hammer the resulting organism flat - no mean feat.

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However all this effort was soon proved to be in vain as with the eve of Microsoft Office 2345 nobody used paper much anyway.

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Lined paper can often be found skulking in dark corners, which is useful if you are homeless and looking for a free blanket.

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