UnNews:Uncyclopedia Reaches New Milestone

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28 August 2008

Uncyclopaedia reached a new milestone today, when admins finally outnumber contributors.

The last Uncyclopaedia writer

Now this is humour

Said one admin, who wished to remain anonymous. "Finally Uncyc can blossom and grow in good wholesome admin fertiliser, and not the shit of the unwashed masses"

Huffed

Terminals glowed white hot as admins began to huff each others pages. Those admins lucky enough to find someone editing an article, began to fight each other for the pleasure of deleting the new work.

Banned

Even reports of the event were aarrrghhh noooooo help.....................